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Do you want to see my cock ?
>>705471246
Shes seen my cock!
>>705471136
Is it your dick or a pencil ?
>>705471389
Ask tits
'Sorry I'm such an autistic fag'
New one!
Come on /b/ get me tits
>>705471136
lol it looks nothing like your penis, it looks like you put a knaki inside your pants and made it stick it out your jeans hole
>>705471587
lmao shit guys if your more interested my cock i'll post some dick pics
Someone give me shit to say already
where the fuck is all the /b/ tards today...
>>705471875
If you show me your tits I will shove a pencil down my dickhole
Next please
Quick guys come on!! Your being slower than a down-syndrome kid
>>705472520
Help get me hard first so I can
I am a faggot please rape my face
>>705472520
gotta get hard first. help me out?
Have you ever tongue fucked a dick ?
>>705472806
my dick is only an inch and a half long flaccid. im telling you, it really needs to be hard first.
>>705472806
But it would cause more pain if I shoved it in while hard then got soft. So show me your tits so I could lose my stuffy to those floppy curtains you call tits
Send dick pick with her name written on it
>>705473027
I know you wanna give me that pussy
>>705472974
Do it
>>705473027
I've never talked to a girl this long before.
>>705473270
My dick is banana's b a n a n a s
Stop beeing a fag and put a fucking pencil in your dick, you will get tits
>>705473564
You show me one tit, I shove the pencil, you show both tit
>>705473564
I didn't mean any of that. I don't want to disrespect you. But im playing a game with some of my friends online. The friends from big scary 4chan which I look at chicks with dicks and furry porn with. Anyway the game is that I post a screenshot of our chat and my fellow /b/tards decide what I say next by Rolling dubs. I then post a screenshot of your response and the process continues. Many of my friends like to use this game to either humiliate the chatter or get them laid or nudes which would then be shared with the entire thread and saved by my fellow creepy friends. You are just our play thing. This is also not me but I love you.
>>705473816
Wait..... You can't send pics on tinder
>>705473816
if words could kill i'd sentence you to death
>>705473816
what about in my ass?
>>705473780
Roll
>>705473860
Then stop being a pussy and shove a pencil up your dick hole.
This thread is shitty as poo.
>>705473931
roll
Man I could of fucked her, she hot.. make it worth it b
>>705473780
Roll
>>705473780
I'll say this one then
>>705473816
We r 9gag
Forgive and forget
Expecto patronus
>>705474120
She's not that hot. It's mostly makeup.
>>705474250
Well when she's gagging on my cock she'll be hot
>>705474250
seconded
>>705474312
Take pics for /b/ if you suckseed.o r she sucksyourseed.
>>705474634
Let's get married and have ugly children.
>>705474634
We r anonymouse
No forgive no forget
Expecto patronus
LOL XD
>>705474634
but are you entertained ;)
>>705474732
Roll
>>705474634
how can i turn you on?
(send)
please?
(send)
>>705474634
I once fought a bear
>>705474745
this is probably your only chance
>>705474745
Do this she may keep talking for a while atleast
>>705474732
Reroll
XD
>>705474682
Roll
>>705474634
Dont talk to me you rancid swine
>>705474732
Rolly polly
>>705474745
Roll
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why the fuck are men trying to get with you?
>>705474732
RERLOL
What now tards
abuse and humiliate my gf by looking at her pics, kik- dannybrown_321
>>705474745
5474745 is a palindrome, so it's probably better than trips. So I'm Rolling this one.
>>705475081
>>705474732
Do this
>>705475083
do it OP
>>705475081
ok how do i turn you on? im new to the whole 'girl' thing
>>705475081
Let's get married and have ugly children.
>>705474732
Reroll
>>705475200
Chek'd
>>705475081
Well i can just give you the 'ol lickaroo?
;3
Man, /b/ is retarded. Girl clearly doesn't give a shit and won't. No matter what you say.
>>705475283
Lol this one
>>705475283
Roll
>>705475283
Leggo
>>705475283
Check em
>>705475369
69 chek'd
Pro tip turn off auto correct
>>705475411
Chek'd and kek'd
>>705474634
Please respond.
>>705475454
Put the ";3" as well followed by "pls respond"
>>705475518
Add this op
Lmao okay
>>705471651
I'll wait
>>705475609
Bruh!
"Omg, I'm so sorry, My friend got my phone. I'm really annoyed that he would say all of that to such a cute girl. He's a bit weird, but that's why I love him. I'm really sorry and I think you're really cute, can we start over? Please?"
Then walk away from /b/ and fuck her.
>>705475609
" -licks- yummy! "
>>705475609
Fine then dont respond. Never talk to me anymore you rancid swine
>>705475862
He'd just creep the fuck out of her with this shit. Stfu beta faggot
>>705475862
You haven't had many women have you? Or friends in general
>>705475609
No matter her reply post this
*A Wild gentleman appears*
Hi Carly XD *adjusts tie*
I'm Jimmy *wipes sweat off forehead*
>>705475969
And the first part didn't? Yes, i am a beta faggot but I don't want to see people fuck up golden opportunities.
>>705475969
Stfu delta faggot
>>705476100
KEK
>>705476096
Classic, back to basics.
OP your my hero. I wish I had the balls you do to match that big juicy cack.
it's fucked op, new girl
I need to wait an hour, :(
Tell her your a bored rich prick who wants to make it rain on her.
Wait for reply
With nickels bitch.
>>705476098
Its already been ruined?
I'll do more later, try keep this thread alive!!!
Look at this bitches tits tho!!! Lmao they take up two different postcodes!!
>>705476706
Tinder plus or gay
carly? (´･ω･`)
>>705476834
Mah I'll suck cock then..
Don't want to spend money on this shit
>>705476832
With all that makeup you know it's a fucking wreck. Would not fuck.
>>705476834
Paying for tinder, top kek a roo.
>>705476947
> betafag trying to be choosey
>>705476832
THIS IS MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!
>>705477094
Post nudes then faggot
>>705477064
I mean her tits are like wreaking balls, I'd fuck anything but if it puts me in danger id pass to..
>>705477145
50 keks
>>705477145
lol
>>705477094
DUBs for proof
>>705477094
NUUUUUUU NUUUUUU!
>>705477064
OK Virgin fucking cuck boy willing to fuck an fugly woman with shit tits and caked on make up. Have standards.
Rolling for trips
>>705477392
Have standards or have sex hummm
>>705477145
Kekkle
>>705477429
Winrar
win
win maybe
>>705475609
How about we write an article about harrassment of women online?
quads??
77777
7777
>>705477392
> betafag calling a woman fugly
77777 com
77777t5
>>705477775
FUCK TWO OFF :(
BUT QUADDS
>>705477765
White Knight cuck
Just 30 more minutes to we get a new victim.
>>705478358
Get your lines ready!
>>705478677
DON'T LET THE THREAD DIE!!!
I WILL CONTINUE
>>705471587
Alright, first off who even asked for your fucking reply? I didn't, so why the fuck would you even post that stupid shit, do you not think before you act like a complete fucking idiot on the internet? Are you actually this stupid? Pfft, if it weren't for my morals and humanity I would break you down like noone ever has you weak piece of garbage. Do NOT make me repeat this to you. I never want to see you reply with this shit ever again. Fuck you
>>705479020
Defender of the dicks
>>705479252
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again
>>705479020
*tips fedora and flashes katana*
>>705479484
But can it float?
CAN ANYONE HERE SPEAK FUCKING PORTUGUESE?????
>>705479941
I can google translate
>>705480176
ENTÃO VAI TOMAR NO CU
HUEHEHUEHHUEHEUEHEUHEUEHUE
>>705476832
Go go gadget masturbate
>>705476832
You ever see whale wars
Ok /b/ it's on again
>>705480669
How about you post this after she says hi back for fucks sake.
OP is a faggot.
> Confirmed
>>705481022
If ya'll gonna be so mean how about we all stop playing!
>>705481310
OK. Go fuck yourself as well.
>>705480669
>Rip fam
>>705478762 →
>>705480669
Famalamadingdong.
:(
>>705482499
Yeah I am also dissapoint