Anyone in Tasmania?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anyone in Tasmania?
I will be in about 2 weeks :P
>>705468607
What do?
>>705468759
travelling around
I'm thinking of visiting, I am a crossdresser and would like to know if I will get a frosty reception from the locals
WTF is a Tasmania
>>705468317
yeah man. Chilling in bed in North Hobart. What's up?
>>705469243
>being this uneducated
>>705469243
It's a euphemism for vagina
>>705468317
Resident of Launceston that travels a lot around the state. Where does OP hail from?
>>705469318
Chillin' in the South
>>705469947
Hawthorn
Uni finishes in a month or so, what to spend my shitty worthless time doing over the summer?
>>705468317
spent some time in hobart very recently. one of the best times of my life hands down
>>705468317
>Tasmania
It'll be annexed be Victoria by the end of the year senpai
>>705468317
glenorchy pleb reporting in
Wa fag here. Ur all inbred and no one from the mainland thinks ur worth shit.
U all suck..... dads dixk
>>705470681
nothing wrong with the incest babies - in fact the little jews that all look the same nowadays are even more beautiful than any child I'd ever seen. Bright eyes, sharp cheekbones, big smiles.
>>705470681
did a tassie bloke fuck your mum or something, such cancerous butthurt
>>705470681
Hows dA mining boom cumming along dare mate?
loose mucH?
>>705470837
Fuxk you . You brother fuxking reject. What are u good for nothing. Fuxkin salmon. Thats it ur fish farming niggas NO ONE LIKES U CAUNTS!
>>705468317
AFP?
>>705469947
It's Lonny, asswipe
>>705470812
No bit your mum fucked ur mum whose also ur sister and getting gobbies from ur dad is like rubbing a cheese grater against ur tewth you snaggle toothed gypsies
>>705470999
Checked and kekd. Take the time to write ur grammer is fuckin terrible and ur a "high class mainlander" sort out ur shit
>>705471223
whtas his nanna gut too doo with all?
You guys should just drift off to Antarctica or join the kiwis. Seriously you guy contribute nothing to main land, even Canberra has a larger GSP. Yet some how you inbreds hold a fuck ton of seats in parliament.
>>705471071
Kek!
I think they is a sofistico
Fuck me if this is the type of trash that lives in tasmania, no wonder the mainland thinks we're all inbred
>>705472034
second this, come join the kiwis. australia is basically like america's wanking hand, too self-absorbed to even realise how shit the rest of the world thinks they are. i think there's probably hope for you tassies though.
i hear you throw a sick bush-doof
>>705468317
Nah just the devil
>>705469582
Kek'd
>>705472384
Wtf is a bush door? Is that some kind of sex?
West Moonah reporting in
What the fuck is going on in this thread I cant even understand what you fuckers are saying....
its like all the slang is devised to be as flamboyant as possible
>>705472384
Yeah the bush doofs are pretty sick went to one on Mt Wellington not too long ago
Do you have a qt boy living in your house
>gobbies
>tassie bloke
>bush doof
Wat
>>705475008
Gobbie is short for blowjob
Tassie is short for Tasmania
A bush doof i a party in the forest
7005 who up?
ye nigga i am
>>705471223
>Checked and kekd. Take the time to write ur grammer is fuckin terrible and ur a "high class mainlander" sort out ur shit
Not the guy you're raging at, but shit man. If you're gonna try to attempt to attack someones intelligence then you should come off as intelligent yourself. Fucking inbred aussiecunts I swear.
Fuck, Launnie here ayy
>>705475351
7009 here smashing some Cassie D's
>>705475479
Launnie CUNT, it's Liam! Wanna throw some shrimp on the barby and come fuck my sister you useless cunt?
>>705475566
Yeah sick
>>705468317
Used to live in Battery Point.
>>705475581
Fuck oath I do cunnie. Nip off down to heritage Forrest for a bilson after?
>>705468317
This just in;
>Wikileaks releases 5gb's of stolen emails from Australian generals
>mfw it's 5gb's of them calling each other "cunts" in 2600 different terms
I'm not actually from Tazzy but I came here to see a bunch of related cunts argue with each other for hours until they realise they're all fucking the same aunty.
7004 reporting in...
Been living here almost 2 years now and still have no idea what I'm doing.
>>705476061
Get a farm or fuck off. fucking hard to start any kind of career here unless you work in agriculture
>>705471071
Well excuse me for being born in another state and not using your local lingo you inbred faggot
>>705475581
Wanna play a round of goon of fortune some time cunt?
>>705476994
Relations already own a farm/land, will be mine when the time comes. Working elsewhere heaps which looks promising as well.. Just bored as fuck on my days off. Beautiful place but fuck me you've pretty much done it all after a few months.
>>705468317
I used to live in Midway Point a few years ago, worked at southern cross telco, now living in south wales uk
>>705477625
That's what drugs are for
It's too fukin' hot down here. I didn't sign up for this 18degree shit. I signed up for 15 followed by hail, heavy rain storms and then a goddamn mild cyclone tracy, and today it was just hot. Fuck.
>>705475979
>tazzy
its tassie you fuck head
>>705477625
Not a lot to do, really. Unless you like going for walks, surfing, or spending money on things to do with friends minus friends (assuming you don't have any down here to hang with). Otherwise it's a whole lot of nothing. A lot of the locals seem to swing the direction of meth/ ice to pass time it seems
>>705478785
Nah mate, not for me. Too many people on the ice down here.. sad really.
>>705475351
ayy 7005 represent, which street u on boi?
I'm in north Hobart
>>705479100
Only just saw your post after my last one >>705479358
Don't really have mates outside of work here. Know a few people but just not the same really. I think meth is disgusting and would never touch the shit. You can really notice the effects of it around here though, which really upsets me. I see way too many younger people fucked from it here and like you said, its all a boredom thing really- Much like the rest of Australia really. Such a terrible thing.
>>705479414
So when the next Martin Bryant gonna do his thing? Any bets on who and when? I mean look at where we are posting
>>705479620
It's rampant down here especially. I wonder if it is purely from boredom, or if something else sparked it.
Still, what are your hobbies? Basky isn't too far away from you if you're into track events. Got a hill climb coming up in a month or two, which will be pretty fun. Historics will be racing there soon if you like watching old monaros and shit go fast and then stop suddenly and go slow for a bit.
Otherwise there's like, a chocolate factory you can't tour anymore, an rc track down in goodwood that meets every second saturday (offroad side used to race the first and third sat, but lost too many members). Uhm, jb hifi was a big selling point for the northerners... Sandy bay beach is pretty g. And then the bush walks/ hikes and stuff, and laser tag, movies, shops, and good places to eat. That's almost it from my northern understanding
>>705479936
Was pretty surprised how prevalent it was down here, coming from the mainland and all.. Shit is everywhere.
Walks, drives, new places and that is definitely my thing- Been meaning to travel around the state a bit more but time is just an issue.. All my hobbies went out the window with full time work, ha.
Your understanding is as good as mine bro, feel like I've done almost everything in this city.. Cheers heaps for the reply though, really appreciate it. :-) What brought you down south?
Launceston here you cunts. What the fuck is happening?
Also why to you hobart cunts get all the decent looking women? Some good ones up north but fuck, more hot sluts in one hobart pub than a whole night out in lonny.
>>705480826
Mostly events down south at basky, or friends.
Otherwise I'm usually up north. Probably an odd concept for a mainlander, but 2 hours is far too far away, and we palm it off as a full day trip for the most part. Have heard stories of mainlanders travelling for hours to get somewhere for lunch, it's weird.
But all g man. Good luck with it, vidya might be your best bet otherwise
>>705481368
I hope that's not an example, looks like a fuckin demon
>>705481444
it's just the meth
>>705481444
Yeah, but a demon with pretty decent tits.
>>705468317
No, not really anyone at all
>>705482325
She looks underage, and possessed by meth. I'm worried about you anon
>>705482325
The tits are aight though
Wheres all the traps at at Tassie eh?
>>705483781
You don't want to find them.
>>705482698
21 according to facey. Prawn mate, not interested in anything above the neck.
>>705468317
Tas-fag reporting.
Hello fellow Tasmanians. Why is Hobart so much better than Launceston?
While I've got some tasfag attention, any anons have Amy B's nudes? I know shes in melb now, and a crazy butterface weeb, but I know they exist and her rack is rock'n.
>>705484171
Yeah I do cunt im looking for a BASS TRAP
Can ya help
BASS TRAP
>>705484837
No.
>>705484950
Tha'ts quite a load angry dragon
>>705484928
Yeah s/he's Bass.
>>705485451
Yeah he lost !
I'm looking for a BASS (BASE ) TRAP
"That's very specific isn't it"
BASS TRAP if you take my meaning sir
BASS TRAP kek
>>705485866
You've lost me.
Also, am I gonna be the only one sharing tassie chicks?
>>705486529
yeah let me just reach into my asshole and pullout tasmanian nudes
>>705486529
oshit. more of her plz
7250 chef reporting in
>>705486994
Chopped up and ducks lately?
North East checking in
>>705487125
Nah don't work at the star bar
Any passive aggressive bitches on graveyard shift tonight?
>>705487239
Spudsville?
>>705487297
Its actually known as the chad bar faggot
>>705487393
Now now yeasty queefbucket no need to be a keyboard warrior shit lord I prefer a quiet pint at Irish haven't been to the star bar in years
>>705487393
Don't think it'll be known as anything before long. That shit ruined their rep.
>>705487630
Just as long as you don't go to HNY.
Fuck, you'd break a leg slipping on puddles of herpes in that shithole.
>>705487643
is that where the duck thing happened?
>>705487643
I'd like to see a full inquiry and if it is found they did it themselves I could imagine the litigation case going down fuck shitstorm fuck nugget sjw bullshit
>>705487821
Yeah. Fuck knows what happened, but they handled it worse than a teenage abortion.
>>705487875
Don't you hate it when bad things happen to good paragraphs?
>Lonny cunts thinking their better than us Hobarters
Get out of your fucking hole for a moment and look around, the only thing you fucks have got going for you is the Tamar valley. And even that looks like shit
7250 launnie reporting in!!
>>705488053
I chef within a km of there we've been busier now more than usual I do actually feel sorry for the guys there...
>>705488215
Lonny here, only idiots who think we're better than hobart have never left ravenswood or listen to Keith Urban.
>>705488140
Grammar Nazi... I'm using my phone.
>>705488215
Who owns Cradle Mountain then
7015 masterrace coming through
>>705488053
Holy shit!
I had heard about it but had no idea where
>>705487815
The oak is where it's at tho.
7050 posting boys.
Why are there so many chinks in the cbd? Went up there this arvo and they were fucking everywhere. It like I took a trip to Melbourne.
>>705488301
Yeah, work in a kitchen and can tell the difference.
Fair enough, if it happened the way it happened then they kinda deserve it. No greenie but don't see the point in chopping up an animal for fun. But the manager is meant to be a bit of a dick and handled it badly, just spun out of control with facebook's keyboard warriors.
>>705488497
Followed by Irish or bakers
>>705488408
Not your grammar, just started with a fair point and devolved into meaninglessness
>>705468317
Thought that was a parchment with shatter on it! Now I'm flaccid
>>705488600
Definitely!!
>>705486529
don't stop pls
>>705487393
fucking spot on there
>>705487815
that statement is prob more accurate than you think.
>>705488215
have you been to launnie lately cunt, shits pretty cash! and i used to live in Hobart.
>>705488272
fucken ayy
another 7248 fag reporting in, why is every one from Hobart..
>>705468317
What's there to do for fun in Hobart?
>>705488497
>>705488600
My racially darker bruthas!
>>705488706
>more accurate
I was thinking more literal truth.
>>705488706
can't say I have, went up there to watch the footy a few years back and it felt fucking lifeless. but I dunno, it could be completely different for all I know
>>705488706
Also, mowbray/uni?
>>705488739
a nice little bar at the beginning of latita street in north Hobart near the highway, its painted gray just head on in every ones pretty friendly.
>>705488670
If you couldn't sense the anger at the end of my post I suggest you may need to be tested for autism or mild aspergers.
Ex-7010 fag checkin in. Used to hang at Norfgate, somehow thought loving to WA was a good idea.
>>705488706
Wish I had more. Have some of Dr. Harry's lesbian daughter instead.
>>705489026
Port headland?
>>705488928
lol i wouldn't study at utas if you fucking paid my way but yeah mowbray.
>>705488916
for me its the right amount of developed and not so crowded, can get all the same services here as in Hobart just not as many fucking art school hipsters and bogans.
>>705489124
Nah, Perth NOR
>>705489016
Already had the test, turns out it's more likely ADD. If you're having trouble maintaining rational thought you might like to join me next time.
Do Tasmanians feel excluded from the sporting landscape because there is no professional sporting team?(twenty20 doesn't count)
>>705489121
not bad, what's her story? i have a few of but its on a hard rive i have locked up and forgot the god dam key.
>>705489138
Having a smoke along vermont road as we speak
>>705489193 went to port it was fucking hot as fuck, roads melting by 10:30 am
>>705489295
yeah a little bit.
>>705489316
sitting in my lounge room stoned off my ass.. as we speak.
>>705489295
The local government does, that's why we spend more on the hawks than we do our hospitals.
>>705489305
Went to scotch? Went to the mainland and now living with a woman old enough to be her mother.
>>705489295
Good one dickhead
come on /b/ to discuss sports
get the fuck back into the bell curve idiot
>>705489295
Sometimes. Having to buy a plane ticket to the mainland everytime you want to watch a game doesn't help
>>705468607
Matt?
7250 reporting in
>>705489435
yeah they do, am i the only person who thinks the entire state cabinet needs to be lined up against the wall and shot?
>>705489538
Jesus some seedy shit goes down in/comes out of tasmania.
>>705489649
starting to get more and more launnie fags here, is good.
>>705489766
Yeah bruv. Im up West Launie way
>>705489766
Yeah it does.
UTAS checking in
>>705474511
ye olde Rose Bay
>>705489649
Can we get a Launie nudes dump up in this bitch I thinks it is my one and only chance to see someone I might know on here
>>705490035
Looking for trap pictures from Lawnie
>tasmania thread
Fuck me these are rare
7112 here
>>705490035
Agreed!
Pic related, gabby p
tassie is literally the shittest place to live full of retarded cunts
>>705490174
I dont have any bruvva. Someone post something.
>>705490228
And her fb profile pic
>>705490228
Keep it rolling. Post everything you have. Doesnt even have to be nude (preferred) but I just wanna see someone i know.
We can do this bois
>>705490357
>>705490228
Forgot pic
>>705490266
Steady bec wait for the magic word ;)
also checked
Say beers irish tomorrow 5 o'clock. Whos in ?
>>705490437
Don't know her but getting close. ;)
>>705490616
Fuck yeah mang, you drink the black stuff?
>>705490636
Ingrid, seen her posted once or twice.
>>705490815
Got anyone from LC or St Pats?
7005 reporting in
>>705490931
Welcome to the breads bruv
Brittony, not like her nudes are hard to find though.
Searching local photographers is a fucking gold mine.
>>705490683
Mostly burbon havent had guiness in ages ...Probs go one. Wait arent zambreros giving a 1000 burritos away tomorrow
>>705491165
Hell yeah, 12pm start. I imagine they'll be crowds out the street
>>705490922
Would love some st pats!
>>705490922
Nobody current or recent. Wish I did. April here is my unicorn...
Jesus fucking Christ this is the most Australian thing I've seen all fucking day
Rokeby reporting in
>>705491165
Yeah man but ive got work.
>>705475400
came here to post this
>>705491305
BOOOOOOOM!! I know her.
>>705491305
Any 2012?
>>705475400
Night of the quinkan was the shit
>>705491494
c,mon guys i know you've got more nudes. i just want to come by some one i know to jerk off to! help me outtt here.
>>705491468
Haha any stories? I would drag my dick across a cheese grater to see her tits.
Well ill be at irish at 5 see some of you cunts there
>>705491628
More tits I wanna see.
I'm the only one posting so far, fucking hell...
>>705491629
I have seen them, many moons ago i might add, friend had a couple nudes of people in the year.
Mate of mine did a fake of bec j
>>705491763
Name, is it old photo because it looks familiar
>>705491867
Get them. I fucking beg you!
>>705492023
Erin
>>705492045
Maybe 3-4 years ago. Dont think i have them
>>705491763
sorry i havent been here that long and dont have access to my hobart nudes but i might know tha chick, is she at uni now?
>>705492102
Narr wasnt who i thought. Cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1RVsMgeVc
>>705492215
Mate, if you can get them off your mate, I would litterally jizz my fucking pants. Seriously, idgaf if you take my email and I have to wait a month.
>>705492413
Just asked mate, he dont have them. Were on old, old phone.
>>705492413
Police much you can get static i.p from an email
>>705492604
Righto chessnut
>>705492522
He know anyone who might? What kind of amateur doesn't back up his wins?
What would you give them out of 10?
>>705492604
Im the only one posting maye, if I was the police I'd have arrested myself twice.
>>705492684
8
Have you got the one of her and her friends in bikini's. That was floating about
>>705492822
This one? If there's another please share.
>>705492768
You are blessed with the waters of the first basin my friend, i thank you
Any snapchat wins
Nighy tas bros I can't keep me eyes open
>>705492960
Umm hella long time ago. Should be her and 2-3 others, i dont have pic but i know it exists so apologies if you cant sleep tonight
>>705470276
Praise be the Victorian master race
>>705493158
Peace mang.
>>705472034
Tasmania grows our Opiet supplies for drugs. They do contribute naive fag
>>705493194
I'm gonna be up all night, cursing being born a few years too fucking early.
Okay, posted a few, now some requests. Any know if an win exists if Cat Studley?
>>705493439
I feel you pain my brother. You go St Pats?
Alix
>>705493683
Yeah. Over a decade ago though.
>>705493722
not to shabby.. is alix her name cause she looks like some one i know but im not sure. her last name was crawly or some shit.
Dani T would also be amazing
>>705493932
Alix brown
>>705475400
Tyyyyy thats my nigga.
>>705494008
dam.. still haven't come by any one i know :-(
You may know taylor as the chick in her unferwear in the capri ads.
>>705493633
She from Burnie? Would love to help but too far out, any where Launie i may be able to help>>705493941
>>705494240
Give us some hints of where you may know someone from?
>>705494282
Now we are talking.
>>705494285
Originally yeah, Cat was burnie, lived in lonny for a few years. No idea where now.
>>705494240
Tell us bud, post nudes if you have em and ill see if i got someone you might know
>>705494431
Hmm. Dunno her sorry mang.
West Launnie here.Who will be razzing town on saturday night?
>>705494645
Im west launnie also. And yeah probs mang
>>705494645
I'll be there.
>>705494721
>
Should be sick might see you out
>>705494860
No doubt. But we wont know each other.
>>705494348
>>705494521
ok, im in my 20's and most of the people i know are to, worked at places like chicken barn, bunnings, target ect, some LC and some St Pats. most of the girls i know here are total sluts and love to part so i figure there got to be nudes out there some where. one chick i know has got to have nudes floating around is Paige the Indian looking chick.
Ellena P
>>705494959
Thats the fun, just ask every person if you are that cunt from west launnie
>>705494986
>>705494986
>>indian looking
>>705495120
"Ay, you west launie cunt?" P
>>705494986
Apparently paige knows jamie, who's also on my wishlist.
>>705495346
>>705495286
yea pretty much we will find each other eventually
Anyone for some Paige P?
>>705495286
"Nah mate, mowbray cunt"
>>705495469
Who the fuck?
>>705495346
you sure its the right paige? and jamie who?
>>705495393
Is that natalie?
>>705495469
Finally! I'm not the only one posting.
>>705495535
In Lonnies; "No sorry, I'm from Riverside"
In Newwy; "fuck off cunt or il bot'l u"
>>705495588
Jamie McDonough, in the pic too.
>>705495535
are you the uni fag in mowbray or a new mobro?
Getting close to post limit. New thread?
>>705495830
Smoker on vermont.
>>705495869
yeah some one start a new thread!
>>705495935
oh right, and wht the fuck where you doing just hanging out on vermont street smoking..?
Oi cunts. At the very least I'm going to start another tassie thread around 11:30 pm tomorrow. Hunt down your wins, get your shit together and make it another thread to remember.
>>705496031
Can't smoke indoor nigga.
Shit, should be careful, if someone else is mowbray then they might actually be black.
>>705496145
this, i'll try to be there!
>>705496145
This goes double for the bloke who's seen April's tits.
>>705496252
every mother fucker in mowbray is black, i just assumed you were black.. or Indian.. or asian...
>>705496423
Nah, just in debt.
Beleive in the cleave
>>705496145
sick as tits
>>705496793
niceeee
Yeah I'm pretty sure most of the population is in this thread.
Seriously sometimes I forget you guys exist as a state like honestly do you guys even fucking vote? Why bother you should all move over here to the mainland and we can turn Tazmania into something useful like a dump.
>>705474692
It's less understandable than ebonics for fucks sake.
15 posts in and:
>dude using x instead of c
>illiterates everywhere
>slang that's even less understandable than cockney rhyming slang
>some faggot who's skipped every geography lesson he's ever had to attend
So this is what you get when you put your prisoners on an island and let them go their merry way.
>>705497140
Pretty sure these cunts are all related one way or another
>>705468317
Tassie:
Full of huge labia sheilas that can bite the top off a bottle of beer.
>>705497326
Honestly Tazmania needs to be fucking purged its such a fucking joke. Legit.
>>705474692
>>705497260
>>705497326
>>705497443
Anyone know why these poofs are mad?
What the FUCK. I did not expect to see so many Tasmanians on /b/.
It's 2AM on a Tuesday you fucking wankers, if you're not cramming for a test tomorrow or shift working then fuck off to bed, it'll do you good.
>>705497501
Because they want an easy target for their frustration.
Fuck off cunts, we know it's shit but it's the best we have right now.
>>705497629
Sleep is for the dead.
>>705497629
Piss off cunt I'm doing an all-nighter for the hell of it
>>705497677
Seems about right. Where does that bloody inbred stereotype come from?
>>705497443
I honestly forgot the fucken state existed. Last time I heard about them was in the 90s
It's like Tazmania was created by foreigners who only heard about Australian stereotypes and thought "yep" "this is Australia" your state is literally a fucking meme.
>>705497793
Literally because we have a small and largely rural population.
>>705486606
Fucking kek.
>>705497924
Laugh all you want, some of us have the skills to get the goods.
Alisha Lawton's ass
>>705498083
Mate you should check to see if she's your cousin. Better safe than sorry
>>705498092
Get your hand of my penis.
>>705498304
>thinks I'll raise to the bait of such an old shitty joke
You should try calling a german a nazi sometime.
>>705498389
This, is, democracy, manifest
Bump with erin B because she makes my peepee tingle.
>>705481368
>>705482325
God's country here
Land of the Free
More of these inbred titties
I need to make a trip down under to expand the gene pool
>>705498462
First time I've ever had the privilege of saying it to an actual transmanian tho. Cheers for that cunnie
>>705498952
>>705499144
she looks like Legolas with titties
MOAR nigga MOAR
>>705491582
Still here? Think I have some win but you probably won't like it.
>>705499309
>>705498842
did she go to art school?
>>705499309
All I got.
>>705499512
more nipples man. love pierced
>>705499558
FIND MOAR
>>705499594
Welcome to try
>>705499535
No idea
Time of death: 2:35 AM
See you cunts tomorrow at 11.30
>>705500450
See you then. Come prepared.
