ASK THE WISE ASSHOLE ANYTHING. Even : Yes Odds: No
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ASK THE WISE ASSHOLE ANYTHING.
Even : Yes
Odds: No
will you tell me what do I ask?
Will she ever love me
Trump is going to win?
O MIGHTY ASSHOLE, will I every find love?
>>705440280
will my dick go in without preamble?
Should I jack off to gay furry porn and piss play before I go to bed?
Will I get back with my ex? Im really confused right now
>>705440658
oh fuck.
will this post be dubs?
How high are you?
>>705440280
do she succ gud
is he gonna die
>>705440280
so Clinton is going to lose?
>>705440755
/thread
It doesn't really work
am i relevant
>>705440280
Will someone get quads on this post?
>>705440755
>Odds
>Dubs
>>705440879
double five which is even. you cannot beat my flawless logic
>>705440879
wym? It works fine AND has a sense of humor.
Does she like me?
Am I really a fucking autistic abomination, like am I really not a person in denial but a serious fucking disgrace to humanity
Will i find my self confidence?
will I ever get a korean gf?
is that zuzana's asshole?
>>705440280
is 1 better than 2
Will she sleep with me?
do I have depression?
>>705440280
is 2 better than 1
Should I fap?
>>705440280
Does anybody like me?
>>705440280
Does she think about me?
shall I go to bed nao
>>705440995
>>705440733
So this, oh wise anon, is a yes?
is the wise asshole real?
>>705440280
Does she miss me?
am i relevant yet
>>705441118
For real?
>>705440280
Will my ex ever miss me?
did han shoot first?
>>705441494
damn
911 was an inside job?
roll
Will I get to die within the next 20 years or should I make the best of this shitty life?
Would it ever work with him?
Are you actually wise?
Trump is John Titor?
>>705440280
can i do it?
>>705440280
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>705441357
lol you didnt specifically ask about doubles in your post though. you shall continue to remain confused with the wise asshole's ambiguous reply
Will Venn ever stop being salty?
>>705440733
If it's meant to be, yes. Try talking to them with a heart-to-heart conversation. That's what a lot of couples lack. Communication.
>>705441494
yes he did
will I always be alone? Kek
Will Hillary die before the elections?
Emma Watson secretly wants to suck my dick?
>>705441732
I fucking hate you you piece of shit
Should I take a shit? Ive had Opioid Constipation for 17 days now and Im starting to get worried.
>>705441836
Let the blood bath commence.
>>705441461
kek you should have just accepted it. now the asshole is fucking with you and you'll never know if he meant it or not.
>>705441647
>implying Trump isn't John Titor
Should I take this hoe out again or nah?
>>705441808
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
Will she sleep with me?
>>705441323
I want to hug you :c
Hillary is reptilian?
9gag is better than 4chan?
Should fap tonight?
>>705442284
The butthole has spoken.
Is she a whore?
Am I gay
>>705442574
Fuck, I knew it
>>705442127
I want you to hug me anon
The wise asshole is lying?
should I text sandy tomorrow
>>705440658
Only way to set if this is for sure
Will Hilary win?
>>705442112
???
>>705442747
/Thread
Will they work out in the end?
>>705442677
Fuck, I wanna hug you too anon.
will i get the 1450
will I be in a relationship soon?
>>705442879
1390?
>>705442919
above 1370?
will I get laid this week?
If this is dubs, the wise asshole is not fucking fake
>>705442970
Do you need a hug too?
>>705442949
lol is this an sat score? asshole, tell me if i'm wrong, but i bet he gets lower than a 1200
>>705442852
It's been so long since I've hugged anyone anon, thank you...
>>705443016
that's not how it works
Will I make the money I need to and buy a fucking house reasonably soon?
>>705443061
yea your mom and hug my dick
Is Jon hard
>>705440280
sleep now?
>>705443145
Well.. everyone deserves a hug when they feel down. :c
>>705440280
will i get the job?
>>705440280
Will we ever meet again?
>>705443407
:.(
Should i kill myself?
>>705443246
Are you 12? Go to sleep kiddo. It's past your bed time.
>>705443391
I will go to sleep now anon, thank you for calming my soul enough for me to get some rest.
>>705443501
are you 10? i bet your asshole is tight
>>705443566
I'm glad I could help somehow. You get some rest. c:
>>705440280
i did wrong¿
Will my life ever get better?
Will we end up dating?
>>705443788
Well that makes me feel better. Hell I even got dubs
Jesus christ that's one clean shaven asshole
>>705440280
Will I achieve great wealth before 21?
>>705443738
I bet you would think about a 10 year old's asshole.
Be on the lookout faggot, don't want you getting caught near an elementary school.
>>705440280
Are you full of shit?
should i an hero soon?
will I get back with my girl?
>>705444010
pfff why? will i accidentally come across you fucking the children and report you?
>>705444155
can I just re I miss her
>>705444224
ok in that case reroll
>>705444155
She's already riding another dick.
>>705444267
you fucker. let me roll again
should I fap?
if no, then i'mma sleep
>>705444098
>implying an asshole exists that is not full of shit
will the trap fags ever leave?
>>705440280
will i ever get to put it in her ass?
>>705444307
apparently not
>>705444322
you've given me two time dubs - now just give me my slut back
>>705444431
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>705444425
If I cheat with her will I?
>>705444431
wise asshole, is she riding another dick?
Will I find God in this lifetime?
Will I ever find love?
>>705444431
>>705444617
yea guess she isnt fucking another man, but she will eventually since you aint getting back with her
Will I get laid in the next 2 years?
>>705444617
see she must not be
wise asshole, I offer myself as tribute for her back. ass will for ever been eaten in your name
>>705444801
the asshole has spoken, sorry anon
>>705444892
so the deal has been struck. I will go out an buy some Listerine tomorrow
>>705444801
perhaps you would offer a sacrifice?
does she really still love me
Is Donald Trump a secret agent for Israel?
Will he ever be open to being in a polyamorous relationship?
>>705440280
will i get a job in the next month?
>>705440280
will she ever love me
>>705440280
is she going to break up with me this week?
Will i be cute
Should I fap?
Should i kill myself tonight
>>705445013
idk if you really worded that right for a deal to be made. but if so that means you gotta eat her booting every time you fuck to get her back and keep her or she'll leave you again
>>705440280
Will Olivia ever date me?
Will we be friends?
Will I finish my biology degree this academic year?
O ancient noble asshole, should i do the thing im debating?
>>705440280
Is she cheating on my bro?
>>705440280
should i fap again?
Will I pass my exams?
future fez y/n
>>705440280
Tell me, oh wise asshole...
are evens no and odds yes?
>>705440280
will me an she ever hook up?
>>705445429
reroll
Does Britney love me?
Will the next post be dubs?
>>705445477
ambiguous answer is ambiguous my dick needs more porn
Should I tell them?
>>705445578
>for you
>>705445646
>>705445665
WISE ASSHOLE IS A FALSE GOD
EXPOSED
>>705445328
I was prepared for this reality. I know what I must blrgfhrgfhrggrg
>>705440280
should I talk to that cute girl I met the other night?
>>705440755
PaRaDoX Dooood
>>705445665
>>705445677
>>705445761
curse my dick! why did it have to type that and press send?
IVE DOOMED US ALL
>>705440280
am I gay for fapping to trans
Is she happy?
>>705446105
Well fuck my life
>>705446085
at least the asshole has been proven to be full of shit now
yes anon, that is so gay it makes you shine like vampires during the day
Will I get laid this week
>>705440755
You will crash the internet son
>>705440280
>No
>>705444098
>>705445761
>that foreshadowing
>>705440280
is op a faggot
>>705445578
>>705445646
>>705445761
>>705446085
>>705446645
this thread went downhill fast. wise asshole must be stoned!
>>705440280
Should I fap?
Will I marry my Palestinian princess?
Do i fart or jerk off tonight?
Fart odd
Wack the pesky cook even
Will I marry the fat fuck of a gf I have now.
>odds get
>>705440280
should i quit harassing that fag on FB?
>>705447552
Are you sure, Asshole? I really want to marry my sidebooboo
>>705447311
Will anhero if odds
>>705447552
>Being this fucked
>>705442784
Will there be 2 winners?
>>705447793
Even more than 2 winners?
>>705440280
am i pretty nigga
>>705447719
>>705447311
DO I ATLEAST GET GOODBOYPOINTS??????
>>705447850
Less?
should i quit my job
>>705447891
Any winner?
>>705440280
Can you check em?
>>705440280
will she ever suck my dick again?
>>705447744
Only if you understood anon....I just want some tendies now so I can get in the naptime mood.
Will our sex be good?
Will I be happy with the sex though?
will i get odds?
>>705447311
Reroll?
Is trump gonna win
Are you an untruthful piece of shit ass hole?
Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?
>>705448248
Sleeping good tonight
Will I hit diamond tonight?
will i ever eat salad again?
>>705440280
Will i fuck riana
Will you say the exact opposite of evens and odds of the outcome and or answer I am trying to seek
>>705440280
will my foreskin ever grow back?
are you truthful?
Will my wife actually go through with the divorce?
>>705448586
HELL
YES
>>705440280
Should I consider myself a practical, sensible man?
>>705449000
Does Moohammad give rimjobs during month of Mooharam
what are those white bumps all around the asshole? is that what happens when the boipucci becomes aroused?
>>705440280
should i take another chance whit that bitch i used to love?
Will i win my court case today?
Will I have a job soon?
No
O wise and allknowing asshole, will Casca ever get her memories back?
Will I get it?
Will i sleep with her tomorrow
Are these digits even?
>>705440280
Will i ever get a better looking gf?
>>705450257
Damnit
>>705440280
should i stay with sofia?
>>705450252
Mindfuck
>>705440280
will i make it there
>>705440280
chiara will talk to me again ?
I'm Pinocchio and my nose will grow
>>705450422
Dubs bless you my friend.
>>705440280
and will i get back together with paula?
Will i succesfully kill myself?
Will I ever be able to suck a horses cock?
>>705440280
Are criminals always black?
Will I ever be able to cum in a horses pussy?
Will I ever be able to fuck a stallion?
Will beastiality become legal?
Do I get atb?
does she like me or is she fucking with me?
>>705440280
Will i ever fuck Miriam?
>>705452041
has shamsher fucked her?! asshole
>>705452152
dear god
Can I have something to EAT?
Does he like me, oh wise asshole?
>>705440280
will i finish my paper
>>705440280
Will Trump Win ????
if it says yes and he actually wins expect a post of this picture and a bunch of nudes of my exs to get dumped that day bro
>>705440280
will i wake up on time tmrw
Should I smoke more?
>>705440280
Hey asshole
Should I jackoff using my sis in law panties today? Thx
>>705440280
Does she still loves me? T_T
Should I get shitfaced tonight?
>>705440280
is she going to be the one
Does she like me back?
Am I gonna be staying home tomorrow?
>>705453921
;_;
Will I get a better job soon?
hijack for roll
Does she or will she ever love me back?
>>705440280
Is she getting back with him?
Has she cheated on me
Will we end up back together and work things out
>>705440280
Does she like me?
If I quit /b/ will she love me?
Are the twins mine?
Does ur mum know ur gay
>>705440280
Will she ever love me
Is there any hope for my unrequited love?
is she the one?
>>705454567
Reroll
Will I get a girlfriend soon
Does she love me back
think she'll come back around?
All of these 'will she love me back?'s :'(
Will I find the one soon?
Should I make a move on my female friend who has a Bf?
>>705440280
I will get to give anal in my next relationship?
she luv me?
>>705454914
Ayy
will it work out in my favour?
Oh mighty asshole, can Donald Trump become president of the United Kingdom
should i go to sleep?
Will English become the most used language in the world?
>>705440280
will i somehow get the startup capital needed to begin my daily transactions?
are you gay
>>705455167
shit.
beginning of next year?
>>705455237
FUCK.
im gonna be homeless, arent i?
>>705455282
FUCCCCCKKKKKKKK
is there anything that i am capable of doing to prevent this from happening?
Will I get with this girl?
>>705455360
is it maybe a talent i havent found out i have yet?
>>705455446
so its something i already know?
>>705455485
is it something i have to take out another loan to go to school for?
>>705440280
am im i a cuck my choice or by habit?
>>705440280
Does zero count as an even number?
>>705455541
oh thank you wise asshole.
final question, that dream i had that felt more like a premonition of me dying before i reach 35, thats not gonna happen is it?
in that gorey detail?
Will she provide a succ?
>>705455690
fuck.
your responses are definitely ones i didnt want to hear.
theres no turning around these abandonment issues i have, is there?
Me and her have a future
>>705455907
well shit.
im gonna die alone, broke, and homeless.
great news for a very late sunday night
Is it gonna happen tomorrow?
oh mighty asshole, will I ever be happy?
>>705455979
really?
but alone and homeless?
>>705455979
Will this anon die a happy man?