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ASK THE WISE ASSHOLE ANYTHING. Even : Yes Odds: No

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ASK THE WISE ASSHOLE ANYTHING.

Even : Yes

Odds: No
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will you tell me what do I ask?
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Will she ever love me
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Trump is going to win?
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O MIGHTY ASSHOLE, will I every find love?
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Should I jack off to gay furry porn and piss play before I go to bed?
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Will I get back with my ex? Im really confused right now
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>>705440658
oh fuck.
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will this post be dubs?
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How high are you?
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>>705440280
do she succ gud
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is he gonna die
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>>705440280
so Clinton is going to lose?
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>>705440755
/thread
It doesn't really work
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>>705440658
>>705440792
>>705440755

oh shit
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am i relevant
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>>705440280
Will someone get quads on this post?
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>>705440755
>Odds
>Dubs
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>>705440879
double five which is even. you cannot beat my flawless logic
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>>705440879
wym? It works fine AND has a sense of humor.
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Does she like me?
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Am I really a fucking autistic abomination, like am I really not a person in denial but a serious fucking disgrace to humanity
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Will i find my self confidence?
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will I ever get a korean gf?
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is that zuzana's asshole?
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>>705440280
is 1 better than 2
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Will she sleep with me?
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do I have depression?
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>>705440280
is 2 better than 1
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Should I fap?
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>>705440280
Does anybody like me?
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>>705440280
Does she think about me?
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shall I go to bed nao
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>>705440995
>>705440733

So this, oh wise anon, is a yes?
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is the wise asshole real?
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>>705440280
Does she miss me?
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>>705441384
oh
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am i relevant yet
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>>705441118
For real?
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>>705440280
Will my ex ever miss me?
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did han shoot first?
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>>705441494
damn
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911 was an inside job?
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roll
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Will I get to die within the next 20 years or should I make the best of this shitty life?
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Would it ever work with him?
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Are you actually wise?
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Trump is John Titor?
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>>705440280
can i do it?
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>>705440280
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>705441357
lol you didnt specifically ask about doubles in your post though. you shall continue to remain confused with the wise asshole's ambiguous reply
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Will Venn ever stop being salty?
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>>705440733
If it's meant to be, yes. Try talking to them with a heart-to-heart conversation. That's what a lot of couples lack. Communication.
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>>705441494
yes he did
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will I always be alone? Kek
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Will Hillary die before the elections?
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Emma Watson secretly wants to suck my dick?
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>>705441732

I fucking hate you you piece of shit
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Should I take a shit? Ive had Opioid Constipation for 17 days now and Im starting to get worried.
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>>705441836

Let the blood bath commence.
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>>705441461
kek you should have just accepted it. now the asshole is fucking with you and you'll never know if he meant it or not.
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>>705441647
>implying Trump isn't John Titor
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Should I take this hoe out again or nah?
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>>705441808
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
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Will she sleep with me?
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>>705441323

I want to hug you :c
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Hillary is reptilian?
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9gag is better than 4chan?
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Should fap tonight?
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>>705442284
The butthole has spoken.
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Is she a whore?
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Am I gay
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>>705442574
Fuck, I knew it
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>>705442127
I want you to hug me anon
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The wise asshole is lying?
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should I text sandy tomorrow
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>>705440658
Only way to set if this is for sure

Will Hilary win?
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>>705442112
???
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>>705442747
/Thread
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Will they work out in the end?
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>>705442677
Fuck, I wanna hug you too anon.
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will i get the 1450
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will I be in a relationship soon?
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>>705442879
1390?
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>>705442919
above 1370?
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>>705442677
>>705442852
FAGS
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will I get laid this week?
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If this is dubs, the wise asshole is not fucking fake
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>>705442970
Do you need a hug too?
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>>705442949
lol is this an sat score? asshole, tell me if i'm wrong, but i bet he gets lower than a 1200
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>>705442852
It's been so long since I've hugged anyone anon, thank you...
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>>705443016
that's not how it works
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Will I make the money I need to and buy a fucking house reasonably soon?
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>>705443061
yea your mom and hug my dick
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Is Jon hard
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>>705440280
sleep now?
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>>705443145
Well.. everyone deserves a hug when they feel down. :c
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>>705440280
will i get the job?
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>>705440280
Will we ever meet again?
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>>705443407
:.(
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Should i kill myself?
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>>705443246
Are you 12? Go to sleep kiddo. It's past your bed time.
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>>705443391
I will go to sleep now anon, thank you for calming my soul enough for me to get some rest.
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>>705443501
are you 10? i bet your asshole is tight
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>>705443566
I'm glad I could help somehow. You get some rest. c:
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>>705440280
i did wrong¿
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Will my life ever get better?
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Will we end up dating?
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>>705443788
Well that makes me feel better. Hell I even got dubs
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Jesus christ that's one clean shaven asshole
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>>705440280
Will I achieve great wealth before 21?
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>>705443738
I bet you would think about a 10 year old's asshole.
Be on the lookout faggot, don't want you getting caught near an elementary school.
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>>705440280

Are you full of shit?
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should i an hero soon?
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will I get back with my girl?
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>>705444010
pfff why? will i accidentally come across you fucking the children and report you?
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>>705444155
can I just re I miss her
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>>705444224
ok in that case reroll
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>>705444155
She's already riding another dick.
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>>705444267
you fucker. let me roll again
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should I fap?

if no, then i'mma sleep
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>>705444098
>implying an asshole exists that is not full of shit
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will the trap fags ever leave?
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>>705440280
will i ever get to put it in her ass?
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>>705444307
apparently not
>>705444322
you've given me two time dubs - now just give me my slut back
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>>705444431
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>705444155
>>705444224
>>705444267
>>705444322
kek
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>>705444425

If I cheat with her will I?
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>>705444431
wise asshole, is she riding another dick?
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Will I find God in this lifetime?
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Will I ever find love?
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>>705444431
>>705444617
yea guess she isnt fucking another man, but she will eventually since you aint getting back with her
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Will I get laid in the next 2 years?
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>>705444617
see she must not be

wise asshole, I offer myself as tribute for her back. ass will for ever been eaten in your name
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>>705444801
the asshole has spoken, sorry anon
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>>705444892
so the deal has been struck. I will go out an buy some Listerine tomorrow
>>705444801
perhaps you would offer a sacrifice?
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does she really still love me
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Is Donald Trump a secret agent for Israel?
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Will he ever be open to being in a polyamorous relationship?
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>>705440280
will i get a job in the next month?
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>>705440280
will she ever love me
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>>705440280
is she going to break up with me this week?
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Will i be cute
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Should I fap?
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Should i kill myself tonight
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>>705445013
idk if you really worded that right for a deal to be made. but if so that means you gotta eat her booting every time you fuck to get her back and keep her or she'll leave you again
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>>705440280
Will Olivia ever date me?
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Will we be friends?
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Will I finish my biology degree this academic year?
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O ancient noble asshole, should i do the thing im debating?
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>>705440280
Is she cheating on my bro?
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>>705440280
should i fap again?
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Will I pass my exams?
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future fez y/n
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>>705440280
Tell me, oh wise asshole...
are evens no and odds yes?
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>>705440280
will me an she ever hook up?
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>>705445429
reroll
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Does Britney love me?
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Will the next post be dubs?
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>>705445477
ambiguous answer is ambiguous my dick needs more porn
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Should I tell them?
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>>705445578
>for you
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>>705445646
>>705445665
WISE ASSHOLE IS A FALSE GOD
EXPOSED
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>>705445328
I was prepared for this reality. I know what I must blrgfhrgfhrggrg
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>>705440280
should I talk to that cute girl I met the other night?
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>>705440755
PaRaDoX Dooood
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>>705445665
>>705445677
>>705445761
curse my dick! why did it have to type that and press send?

IVE DOOMED US ALL
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>>705440280
am I gay for fapping to trans
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Is she happy?
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>>705446105
Well fuck my life
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>>705446085
at least the asshole has been proven to be full of shit now

yes anon, that is so gay it makes you shine like vampires during the day
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Will I get laid this week
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>>705440755
You will crash the internet son
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>>705440280
>No
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>>705444098
>>705445761

>that foreshadowing
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>>705440280
is op a faggot
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>>705445578
>>705445646
>>705445761
>>705446085
>>705446645

this thread went downhill fast. wise asshole must be stoned!
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>>705440280
Should I fap?
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Will I marry my Palestinian princess?
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Do i fart or jerk off tonight?

Fart odd

Wack the pesky cook even
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Will I marry the fat fuck of a gf I have now.
>odds get
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>>705440280
should i quit harassing that fag on FB?
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>>705447552
Are you sure, Asshole? I really want to marry my sidebooboo
>>705447311
Will anhero if odds
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>>705447552
>Being this fucked
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>>705442784
Will there be 2 winners?
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>>705447793
Even more than 2 winners?
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>>705440280
am i pretty nigga
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>>705447719
>>705447311
DO I ATLEAST GET GOODBOYPOINTS??????
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>>705447850
Less?
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should i quit my job
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>>705447891
Any winner?
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>>705440280
Can you check em?
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>>705440280
will she ever suck my dick again?
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>>705447744
Only if you understood anon....I just want some tendies now so I can get in the naptime mood.
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Will our sex be good?
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Will I be happy with the sex though?
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will i get odds?
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>>705447311
Reroll?
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Is trump gonna win
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Are you an untruthful piece of shit ass hole?
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Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?
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>>705448248
Sleeping good tonight
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Will I hit diamond tonight?
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will i ever eat salad again?
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>>705440280
Will i fuck riana
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Will you say the exact opposite of evens and odds of the outcome and or answer I am trying to seek
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>>705440280
will my foreskin ever grow back?
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are you truthful?
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Will my wife actually go through with the divorce?
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>>705448586
HELL
YES
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>>705440280
Should I consider myself a practical, sensible man?
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>>705449000
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Does Moohammad give rimjobs during month of Mooharam
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what are those white bumps all around the asshole? is that what happens when the boipucci becomes aroused?
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>>705440280
should i take another chance whit that bitch i used to love?
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Will i win my court case today?
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Will I have a job soon?
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No
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O wise and allknowing asshole, will Casca ever get her memories back?
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Will I get it?
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Will i sleep with her tomorrow
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Are these digits even?
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>>705440280
Will i ever get a better looking gf?
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>>705450257
Damnit
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>>705440280
should i stay with sofia?
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>>705450252
Mindfuck
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>>705440280
will i make it there
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>>705440280
chiara will talk to me again ?
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I'm Pinocchio and my nose will grow
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>>705450422
Dubs bless you my friend.
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>>705440280
and will i get back together with paula?
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Will i succesfully kill myself?
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Will I ever be able to suck a horses cock?
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>>705440280
Are criminals always black?
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Will I ever be able to cum in a horses pussy?
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Will I ever be able to fuck a stallion?
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Will beastiality become legal?
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Do I get atb?
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does she like me or is she fucking with me?
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>>705440280
Will i ever fuck Miriam?
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>>705452041
has shamsher fucked her?! asshole
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>>705452152
dear god
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Can I have something to EAT?
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Does he like me, oh wise asshole?
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>>705440280
will i finish my paper
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>>705440280
Will Trump Win ????
if it says yes and he actually wins expect a post of this picture and a bunch of nudes of my exs to get dumped that day bro
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>>705440280
will i wake up on time tmrw
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Should I smoke more?
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>>705440280
Hey asshole
Should I jackoff using my sis in law panties today? Thx
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>>705440280
Does she still loves me? T_T
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Should I get shitfaced tonight?
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>>705440280
is she going to be the one
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Does she like me back?
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Am I gonna be staying home tomorrow?
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>>705453921
;_;
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Will I get a better job soon?
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hijack for roll
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Does she or will she ever love me back?
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>>705440280
Is she getting back with him?
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Has she cheated on me
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Will we end up back together and work things out
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>>705440280
Does she like me?
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If I quit /b/ will she love me?
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Are the twins mine?
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Does ur mum know ur gay
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>>705440280
Will she ever love me
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Is there any hope for my unrequited love?
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is she the one?
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>>705454567
Reroll
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Will I get a girlfriend soon
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Does she love me back
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think she'll come back around?
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All of these 'will she love me back?'s :'(
Will I find the one soon?
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Should I make a move on my female friend who has a Bf?
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>>705440280
I will get to give anal in my next relationship?
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she luv me?
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>>705454914
Ayy
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will it work out in my favour?
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Oh mighty asshole, can Donald Trump become president of the United Kingdom
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should i go to sleep?
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Will English become the most used language in the world?
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>>705440280
will i somehow get the startup capital needed to begin my daily transactions?
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are you gay
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>>705455167
shit.

beginning of next year?
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>>705455237
FUCK.

im gonna be homeless, arent i?
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>>705455282
FUCCCCCKKKKKKKK


is there anything that i am capable of doing to prevent this from happening?
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Will I get with this girl?
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>>705455360
is it maybe a talent i havent found out i have yet?
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>>705455446
so its something i already know?
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>>705455485
is it something i have to take out another loan to go to school for?
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>>705440280
am im i a cuck my choice or by habit?
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>>705440280
Does zero count as an even number?
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>>705455541
oh thank you wise asshole.

final question, that dream i had that felt more like a premonition of me dying before i reach 35, thats not gonna happen is it?

in that gorey detail?
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Will she provide a succ?
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>>705455690
fuck.

your responses are definitely ones i didnt want to hear.

theres no turning around these abandonment issues i have, is there?
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Me and her have a future
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>>705455907
well shit.

im gonna die alone, broke, and homeless.

great news for a very late sunday night
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Is it gonna happen tomorrow?
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oh mighty asshole, will I ever be happy?
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>>705455979
really?

but alone and homeless?
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>>705455979
Will this anon die a happy man?
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