If you could fuck one actress while she's in full character costume, who would you pick?
I can fuck whoever I want.
/thread
>>705438870
No.
>>705438870
yes
/thread
That girl with the dyed hair from Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
>>705438919
>fag detected
>>705439213
You can't /thread your own post.
>>705439195
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>>705439227
You made me spit coffee out of my nose.
/thread
>inb4 threading own thread
>>705439289
Not my post, fag. I wouldn't touch Mila Jojovicn with your tiny dick.
>>705439450
You don't have his dick, though. You've got your own tiny dick.
she'd be covered in grease
not much of a costume but yeah
/thread
>>705437884
"All too easy"
>>705437884
>/thread
all day, every day
>>705437884
Honey Bunny AKA Amanda Plummer
>>705439626
well done
Say what you want. I bet she fucks like a tiger
from Swordfish. literally had a boner the whole movie
>>705439676
You had one job.
>>705438870
This
>>705439686
That's a drawing, anon.
or this one
>>705438870
You can't /thread yourself faggot
>>705439856
Remember when her face got blown to hell?
>>705439195
All of them? ....agreed.....
>>705439658
Don't forget her mother
>>705437884
out of left field
>>705439856
Bet she would blow your mind
Lacey Chabert as Penny Robinson
>>705440004
I'd rather she did the blowing
Ain't even sorry.
>>705440163
She can't, half her head is gone.
>>705440017
You seem to be missing something.
>>705440215
it's the actress, not the character
though I guess she's gay in real life
I'd better put on a wig
>>705439856
Her character is too old in that movie. Hell her character's age in Hard Candy is almost way too old.
>I like my women like I like my Windows
>7
>>705440288
>though I guess she's gay in real life
She won't be able to tell, don't worry.
>>705440331
Lion hat optional
>>705438870
wow the pornstar paige turnah actually has the lucky you tatttoo
Natalie Portman
>>705440358
You want to fuck the bunny too?
>>705437884
Salma Hayek in Dogma
>>705440372
I think she will anon.
>>705440408
wow haha
This bitch made me realize I was straight when I was 6 years old.
>>705440426
Why yes, I too want to fuck the bunny.
>>705440490
With your dick? Nope.
>>705438870
die in a fire
>>705439696
Good choice, a certain vulnerability and submissiveness there.
>>705439195
MEW, exactly.
>>705437884
Drew Barrymore in E.T.
So fucking hot.
>>705440517
So no one made you realize you were straight?
>>705439851
Alice glass was in a movie??
>>705440517
forgot the pic
>>705440517
>nobody made this poster realize he was straight
>>705438870
I'll pass on the meth whore interpretation. Now, her playing the cartoon one...
>>705439642
that borg pussy
>>705440579
she was like 2.
>>705440133
what movie is that from ?
space suits
Robo pussy best pussy
>>705438652
they said one actress in full character costume, not one character
retard
>>705439910
Oh dear god yes...I take back my previous entries and replace them with this!
This sexy bitch
>>705440725
Probably the movie with Lacey Chabert as Penny Robinson, if I had to guess.
>>705440579
Not drew barrymore in flashing my tits both on and to david letterman?
>>705439085
amen
>>705438652
No faggot, you can fuck Rebecca Romain Stamos painted blue.
Actress in costume.
Jeezus.
>>705439227
This is the most under rated post I've ever seen.
>>705437884
The movie sucked. And now, so will she
>>705439910
Honestly I would gladly fuck her. Unfortunately I've met a girl a lot like her character IRL and she was nuts and smelled funny, so I'll forever connect the two.
>>705437884
Does it have to be a girl?
>6 feet 4 inches of helloooooooo officer
>tfw badge licker
>tfw law and order gets you horny
pretty much
>>705437884
>If you could fuck one actress while she's in full character costume, who would you pick?
Annie Hall.
>>705440817
fine , i'll open up a new window and jump. i mean search
>>705440532
i want to fuck the bunny too.
>>705439626
I've always thought her costume was awful
too much baggy clothing for a mechanic, especially one that works on a giant spinning lathe like engine
easy way to kill yourself
>>705440579
>not wanting to fuck E.T. instead
>>705440601
that's natalie portman in the professional
>>705437884
Fairuza Balk in American History X
>>705441082
kek
>>705440358
That is a CGI model anon
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTI4NzI5NzEwNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjc1NjQyMQ@@._V1_SX178_AL_.jpg
Both. At once.
>>705440725
Lost in Space
Rooney in character
>>705439910
Nice.
>>705437884
>>705440761
so he wants to bang Rebecca Romjin while in her Mystique costume
>>705440013
I second this choice
>>705440943
Stabler is Daddy.
>>705441058
You haven't hung around many mechanics, have you? Mechanics don't give a shit about their clothing being unsafe, form fitting shit is way too damn uncomfortable to wear when contorted around working on an engine.
>>705441082
sauce
>>705440901
It's pretty lame
>>705440943
OP said actress so yes, only girls.
Easiest choice in my life
>>705441257
>gemma
nice pick
>>705440694
Yes.
Yes that's true.
>carrots
>>705441275
but that isnt what he said
he said "I can fuck whoever I want" implying that he would actually be fucking mystique
>>705439910
I think she would.... Smell weird.
This one. I'd get him to sing Charlmagne while I go balls deep up his delicate tissue-paper ass
yeah, this version
Obvious choice is Obvious.
this, but id wanna be dressed that way and kept in a diaper and chastity device as she teased me for it and humiliated me
>>705440190
Wasn't bullet a Lesbian
>>705437884
Learn the true meaning of the word
>perfection
The girl from The Grudge
>>705441612
Young Natalie Portman is best Natalie Portman
>>705441440
>tfw not green enough for this sexy beast
>>705441489
well then he's an idiot
>>705439539
Good choice
>>705441289
and you dont work around mechanics working around actually moving machinery
I'm not talking about auto-mechanics they don't work around moving parts that arent guarded by shit
>>705441635
>If you could fuck one actress while she's in full character costume
I wouldn't be fucking Bullet I'd be fucking her actress, who isn't a lesbian.
>>705441758
God dammit you beat me to her.
I'll take the specifically Victorian version then. Victorian dresses are a huge turn on for me anyhow.
Tiffini amber theissen as kelly kapowski
>>705441771
Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Good call.
Let muh age show
>>705439662
This, except in Dark Angel
>>705441206
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE WILL SMELL BAD AND HAvE BUGS CRAWLING IN HER HAIR
AND HAVE A HAIRRY PUSSEY
IM TELLI G YOU ANON SHE WILL SMELL LIKE CIGGARETTE SMOKE AMD HAVE FLAT BROWN BUGS CRAWLING ON HER HEAD
DONT DO IT ANON, HER SKIN WILL ALWAYS BE COLD LIKE COLD FEET AND HER HAIR WILL BE GREADY AND SHELL MAKE YOU FEEL BAD FOR BEING GROSSED OUT
Because then it feels like I'd be fucking a sex toy and not cheating
>>705441640
good choice buddy
>>705441913
No I don't. Here in the first world we have regulatory bodies that order businesses to turn the machines off.
>>705441965
You know what. I respect that
>>705441949
Crap, forgot pic.
>>705441689
>>705440795
I think both of you are wrong there. This one is the sexiest.
>>705441840
thats why I called him a retard
de bad poosy
We should all gangbang Natalie Portman, then.
Pick the costume.
>>705441965
I hear ya...it's always been Sally Field for me
>>705440421
This one is at least willing.
Some of these others would bite your dick off
Tomboy from Scream pls
>>705442048
>>705441609
lol what
also who's that alex mac chick. Like a young britney spears or summut
>>705442297
this gremlin
>>705439085
underrated post
>>705442019
I don't think Rooney Mara had bugs in her hair while filming the movie anon. He's not fucking Lisbeth Salander he's just fucking Mara in her Salander costume
>>705442213
You know her mom was a hot actress, too?
>>705442245
God even better.
Seriously, Clara was by far the hottest companion yet. Even including classic series.
Right fuckin here. Pick a role doesn't matter.
Debi Mazar in Batman Forever...
>>705442517
Margaret Field...mmhhmmmm
>>705442391
Lana. Lana. LLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAAAAAA!!!
that bald girl from deadpool
>You go to anime and comic conventions every year hoping to find her, but she's never there
>instead, you find some hamplanet pretending to be a poorer version of her
>>705442374
I personally feel like the show isn't doing the original movies justice.
>>705442120
or this
>>705442208
Good one
>>705441622
kys
>>705442213
Hell yea gidget, generation x /btards.
I'd make sure the rocket bra stays on while we fuck
>>705442573
The Mother
The Daughter
Now the Graddaughter
The Chosen One really knows how to pick and breed women.
>>705437884
Yvonne De Carlo as Lily Munster
>>705442559
don't know her...
>>705437884
Bridget Regan (in the Mord Sith costume)
>>705442019
what the fuck are you on about mate?
>>705442088
>here in the first world
you've never been in a fucking factory in the US or Canada have you?
especially the large ones where turning off a single piece of equipment means halting all production and can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars an hour
the mechanics in those places are fearless and often work on moving machinery doing normal repairs
they tend to wear wife beaters under their normal clothes so they can get close to the moving parts without getting pulled in
a challenger appears
>>705437884
The bitch from Toral Recall. The one with 3 tits
>>705442745
ready to accept
>>705442734
Too bad...
>>705440694
And?
>>705439910
impressive
>>705442968
yeah that one.
>>705442759
I personally feel like I really want to put it in the tomboy's ass.
>>705440013
this
>>705442989
He probably does a nice fingering.
>>705443048
>you're going die!
>>705442545
no one fucks Mrs. Wallace 'cept Marcellus Wallace.
>>705442894
Yeah man imagine wanting to fuck Elizabeth Olsen how crazy would you have to be.
>>705442991
her in joe dirt. her in anything...
Angelina Jolie when she was in Hackers
Only real choice.
>>705437884
what movie is this from?
>>705443251
Vulcan?
Star from Lost Boys.
>>705443288
Star Trek: The Phantom Menace
>>705443277
truth
>>705442773
Oh yeah.
My only regret is that her boobs aren't nearly as nice uncovered as covered. I'm like 60% sure she uses a padded bra or something on the show, because her tits are underwhelming to day the least. Not a deal breaker, she's still unquestionably my first choice, but it was disappointing.
>>705443251
Girl Interrupted made me beat my dick raw
>>705442844
always had a thing for Lori Petty.
Anybody now what da fuck with Russian Dvach?Fucking abu make everybody buy passcods, 2ch is unavailable now, I cant fucking enter there without passcod
>>705443288
The 5th element
>>705441123
>not Fairuza Balk in Return to Oz
>>705443288
Sharknado
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