Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread four!
We've gotten 44!
22
Get
Gimme the sun
Get
![GbDozB2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sFf1c4Y.png "GbDozB2[1].png"){kind=small}
HOW IS OP SO GROSSLY INCANDESCENT???
rollin
66
>>705423191
Sl1 roll
Now get
get cunts
Why can't I get your weapon, Kings?
Pff, 88 after the switch
>>705423351
Op is a sunlight maggot
22 and 88 just rolled in the other thread because people don't read
fml
>>705423351
Fourth optional boss has been unlocked.
get
Come on fkrs. 3 gets to go
>>705423191
Oh fuck you, why do you keep starting new threads? I had dubs too
>>705423288
guys, post
>>705423191
in other threads so we get more people in here
Fuck you bitches, I'll giant dad and wait for all 4 to pop out. Octos get.
Someone summon Witch Beatrice
tacos
Jab
>>705423547
BUMP LIMITS MOTHERFUCKER
>>705423191
idk wtf I'm doing but I'm in.
>not bothering to read the directions
Trump give me meme magic now
toasting in the 3rd bread
callipige
>>705423622
Uppercut
*Pulls out m'katana*
>>705423191
I SAID IT ONCE, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. /B/TARDS! LEND US YOUR AIDS!
Rollin
>>705423645
Fuck you Trump
>>705423622
ayyy
>>705423622
44 and 22 destroyed!
Faster guys!
>>705423622
Another one bites the dust
>>705423622
two down
Fuck this boss
>>705423191
Stones
66 get
get
How about.... Pence give me meme magic?
Finish them
22
>>705423869
Fuck
blop
OP how many more bosses to go? Im getting tired
66
>>705423910
Stupid limp dick pence
PARRY! PARRY! THRUST
>>705423922
888888
>>705423922
>>705423622
Fuck!! got em both
66
But whole
88 get?
Checkem
66
>>705423984
WELL YOU NEED TO START GITTING GUD INSTEAD
88
Based Hazel blesses you mortal souls with a roll!
Get
>>705424233
gud
burritos
>>705424171
YES SIR
>>70524388 GET
we didn't leave the covenant of the abyss in our other leggings, did we?
>>705423645
Trump all magik'd out. You heard it here kiddos.
>>705424262
and die tryin
Come on
>>705424319
Oops left out a number
get
Fret not Father, we have no need of thy flail...
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
rollin
*drinks estrus flask*
Dubs
88
Fine I like the abyss I'm gonna stay here forever
go
FINAL BOSS IS HARAMBE
>>705424459
'Tis only the flame quivering at misguided ash.
Fucking niggers
re
Skip
>>705424532
Fuck off filthy Darkwraith
WE ARE NOT FIT EVEN TO BE ASH
>>705424532
are you the four kings himself
Where were you
>>705424601
Please, avert thine eyes...
begin operation fatroll
>>705424666
Jesus
>>705424666
66 22 AND 44
NEED 88
Jab
Mark Harmon help us
kill
>>705424666
trips count?
>>705424666
hi satan
![88-heil-hitler-swastica-jpg[1].231485_.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VEKN6o8.jpg "88-heil-hitler-swastica-jpg[1].231485_.jpg")
>>705424666
ONLY 88 TO GO, HEIL HITLER NEGROS
B
>>705424788
DID KILL!
>>705424788
YES
>>705424788
Nice
>>705424788
Yeah !
>>705424667
nah, he's manus, the first man
also if you had posted a half second sooner you would have 66. Do you regret your decisions?
>>705424788
Killshot
>>705424788
congrats
>>705424788
You Defeated
>>705424666
MARK ARUBIO I COMMAND THEE LEND ME THE MEME MAGIC
>>705424788
>>705424866
>>705423922
and 44 from last thread!
We're getting there!
I hope you guys think this game is
wait for it
REAL FUCKIN NITO
>>705424914
slightly
>>705423622
>>705424666
>>705424788
give us something harder next time op
>>705424788
elegant simplicity, gratz
>>705425013
Fuck you nito chug and slug your ass all day
Quick quads get
>>705425136
I said fuck you nito
>>705425166
1 dub
>>705425013
I switch my weapon to fists.
Speed run niggers
roll
>>705425013
Fuck that I'm a gravelord servant
>>705425090
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE GOT FUCKWIPE??
>>705425216
That's it... TED CRUZ RENDER ME YOUR ANUS LIKE YOU DID FOR TRUMP EARLIER THIS WEEK
>>705425013
the only thing nito about you is how easy you are to kill nerd
focus on 5555
>>705425288
first dubs
you are a terrible gravelord servant
or a very good spy
Peg his ass
>>705425288
FORGIVE ME PAPA NITO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
get
>>705425344
Alrighty we got the dubs done
kill
5555 get
>>705425288
>>705425344
>>705425400
the dubs
I cannot believe
>>705425013
Nigger nito eat a dick
5555
CAN WE DO IT????
>>705425555
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>705425555
SON
>>705425555
AHAHAHHAHA
By the will of Ben Carson's pyramids, I summon trips
>>705425555
FEWVREGG
>>705425445
motherfuck you almost just scored trips on a gravelord you best start groveling
For havel
>>705425555
My nigga wut
>>705425555
yay
Woo that's one dead nigger Skelton
>>705425555
I'm proud of you
>>705425555
hopy dick
fucking speedrun
>>705425013
A THOUSAND YEARS OF SUFFERING
>>705425555
rip in pasta mr skeltal :(
>>705425555
Ah ah ! Btw, I did the 88 and the 44 the last boss ! And now that !
>>705425555
Holy fuck
Nito got rekt.
This thread is moving so fast.
Will you champions of the Sun be able to defeat Gwyn and link the first flame?
But first! The fourth optional boss!
Let's do that first! Time to make a trip back to the beginning of the game...
>>705425555
HOLY SHIT
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>705425797
you got gud
>>705425815
trips
>>705425815
Fuck this guy
Trippy
>>705425815
I summon trips
>>705425815
two trips coming up
*fatrolls repeatedly*
Trips
FASTEST RUN EVER
>>705423580
That makes them spawn faster you retard
Bullshit recycled ass boss
>>705425836
Call me El Quadro !
.
>>705425815
ez pz
praise the sun yo
How about, Hillary give me trips?
Qwerty
get
yo why can't I hit this fuckin' guy his ass is the size of a mountain
THE MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>705425815
triples
>>705425815
Titanite slab get
b
>>705426234
meme magic fake, actually
BASED BERNIE I COMMAND THEE
go
>>705425815
trips maybe please thank you
333
Shite
>>705425815
trippie troppie tripp
>>705425815
WE NEED TRIPS GOD DAMN! WHERE ARE THE LOYAL /B/TARDS?!
>>705426330
why did you not wait half a second
444
>>705425815
fall damage get
444
Okay okay okay. I'll just be chill and the meme magic will flow through me
>>705426439
Rollin'
Wtf
what's a trip? that a trap?
445
>>705425815
fats mcgee will be are only way out
roll
Man trips are hard to get
FUCK HAVING BED OF CHAOS ALL OVER AGAIN
>>705426467
how many times
must I tell you people
that shit
ain't real
Jab
555
>>705426556
fuck
>>705426556
ouch
>>705426467
Fuck your hippy dippy shit, you need all the rage to get trips! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MORE DEVIL TRIPS
>>705426556
i'm looking at you
and I'm disgusted
666
Pity the fool
>>705426666
WASTED QUADS
>>705426574
Meme magic smite the non believer
>>705426666
holy christ
>>705426666
GLORIOUS QUADS!
777
>>705425815
You gon' die
GFGF
>>705426666
Oh shit
>>705426666
forget everything I said meme magic is real and I'm so fucking angry about that right now
reeeeeee
Suck on this
>>705426666
One down !
>>705426730
They count you dip
>>705426666
Checked
>>705426666
Quads confirmed.
ONE MORE FUCKERS
kil
Word
>>705426851
I know, but lets just save them for when we need them!
999
>>7
>>705423191 oh
Halfway there I'm powering up my rage like Goku MEME MAGIC SPIRIT BOMB
two quads in one thread?
is such a thing even possible?
Trips
get
>>705426999
oh shit
>>705426889
FUUUCK
>>705426999
We did it
Everyone gather your anger and type REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to get these gets.
>>705426999
my god
a predicted trip no less
>>705426666
You deal a crushing blow to the Stray Demon, knocking it to its knees (?) before beheading it!
Critical defeat!
It's time to move on. We're ready to face Gwyn. Let's go to the Kiln...
Oh shit, DLC dropped nvm Gwyn can wait!
Bring on gwyn
>>705427132
you should always predict your trips, dont bother posting randomly
skip ?
>>705427199
well this is just getting absurd
>>705427199
IT'S TIME FOR TRIPS BOYS! PRAISE THE SUN!
PRAISE SOLAIRE
AND
PRAISE THE SUN
Kek
>>705427199
I can be the hero
skip
>>705427199
Wait when did we defeat seath?
>>705427199
is it worth fighting in any way
444
444 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705427345
:) Giving up?
444
>>705427199
FUCK YOU! YOUR THE REASON NOONE HAS FINISHED THIS GAME!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705427199
EVERYDAY I'M PRAISIN'!
>>705427363
We can't even summon him here
>>705427444
Sweet
555
>>705427456
No seriously op what about seath?
>>705427444
Nice
>>705427444
o wow
666
666
666
im doing it
>>705427888
666
666
Fucking pos
>>705427717
8 8 8 g i t
777
777
777 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get
>>705427778
fuckin hell
>>705427778
ouch
888
huh
