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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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kek
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Okay
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I'm sure
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>>705423915
Impossibru
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>>705423915
Here I am.
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Girlfriend get
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Will she still be loud and obnoxious and not suck dick nearly as much as I would like?
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why the fuck would I want a gf
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>>705423915
Only if dubs though
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>>705423915
YES
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What do I have to lose
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>>705423915
plz
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>>705423915
Oh yeah? Prove it!
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Might as well
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>>705423915
lols
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K
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>>705423915
Pleas
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>>705423915
Not fat or niggers chicks, p l e a s e
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dubs gf get
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My wife won't like this.
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>>705423915
alright
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Sure
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Kek
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/thread
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>>705423915
I don't understand whats happening with her shirt
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I doubt
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Because desperate.
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sure why not
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>>705423915
replying just to prove op wrong
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Kek
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Sure, fag
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5555
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cringe.
all the autists have gathered
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>>705424400
WHOA!
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>>705423915
I want a girlfriend with a feminine penis!

Also, check'em.
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>>705423915
I'm pathetic.
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I don't want one
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dubs get
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Please
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man i hope so
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>>705424590
not even close
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>>705424400
Hey! double dubs!
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Druges
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bump
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Roll for pussy.
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Get
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>>705423915
got it ^^^^
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Sure thing bud
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Please work
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>>705423915
hopefully, got rejected by the girl of my dreams, hate life now
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>>705424777
fuck her good anon
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>>705423915
pls
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Ples?
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>>705424400
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Where she at?
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14723
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Oh god please
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Giff me girlfriend plox
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thank you
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>>705423915

not that I need it, just for science purposes
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xD
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>>705423915
GUARANTEED FUCKING REPLIES
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qt gf plz
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>>705423915
YEEE FREE PUSSY
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thanks dad
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Hope she has dark hair
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>>705423915
nice
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>>705423915
Fingers crossed
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kek
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A reply
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>>705423915
I sure hope so op, I sure hope so...
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Her hand better look beautiful
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Lol k
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Kek guides me
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That would be the best thing to ever happen to me.
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gay
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>>705423915
okz
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Hi
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Faggot
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Let's get it
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>>705423915
Can I have money instead?
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Yeet nigga
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>>705423915
I'll bite
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Sounds like an ok
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>>705423915
Probably ganna be an ugly one
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I can't take this loneliness anymore.
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K
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bait but why tf not
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Niggers
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>>705423915
but everyone in this thread is gay
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I believe
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If dubs, everyone who has replied to this thread or will reply will actually never get a GF, and this thread is a scam.
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No I won't
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>>705423915
thanks
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>>705423915
oh boy, maybe the Lord will gift me a qt3.14 gf for real this time!
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nigro
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>>705423915
Better fucking deliver.
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>>705423915
Please I'm so desperate
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Deal!
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bullshite
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bullshit
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Just in case tbh
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Give
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>>705423915
Too much makeup. Why the fuck are girls so obsessed with makeup? It's actually disgusting.
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PLEASE BE REAL OR IM GONNA KILLMYSELF
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Aight
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>>705423915
I am so desperate... what can it hurt
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Can I habe de pussi boz?
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Girlfriend GET!
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>>705423915
pls
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>>705423915
I'm going on a date tomorrow but it's the first date with a girl I've known a week who seems interested we are both 21. Is this too soon to ask her to be my gf? I think so. But then this thread and now idk
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>>705423915
I really hope this works
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>tfw beta cuck
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Yeah I believe you
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fuck it let's go
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>>705423915
dirty lies.
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Please...
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just one?
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I cum blood
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I know it ain't going to work, but why the fuck not.
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Dubs I get gf
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>>705425346
>all that shit you wrote

you really need a gf
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>>705423915
:)
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Plz
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druthj
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>>705423915
nonononono,i have my computer.
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>>705423915
Ok
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Rollin for a real hottie, /b/
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gf here i come
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no
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virgnin
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Pls
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>>705425777
>777
congrats you fuck
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>>705423915
ok thank you
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I fucking wish.
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>>705425834
More
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pls give gf
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>>705425838
Sure he was hot but he was 5'3"...
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lol
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>>705423915
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>>705423915
Nice on anon ho Lee fuk
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>>705423915
yeah, sure
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>>705425777
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4chan
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Very nice, how much?
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>>705423915
If this works I will suck my own cock with my foot
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Get!
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could use one
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Fuuuck
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>>705423915
Haha very well. One (You) for the gentleman
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sure
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worth a shot
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i feel like this is a trap
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Let's do it
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Give me a girl
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Ok
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I'll take a shot
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>>705423915
I can always hope.
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winrar
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We will see about that.
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>>705423915
Pls
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>>705423915
Winning the genetic lotto and having a girl like this begging at your feet to facefuck her.

fml
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>>705426262
Did you said trap?
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>>705423915
reply
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>>705425777
>>705424777
Ooo
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Doubt
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>>705423915
bet
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>>705423915
give me a better GF
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>>705423915
why not
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c]:{
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Yo
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I can only hope
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k
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ok
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why not
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This better be true
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yes please!
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All I actually need to do is ask i know its a yes
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>>705423915
k
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Welp
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Please please please
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sure y not i have some spare time
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>>705423915
can't hurt to try
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Boi
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>>705423915
oh god please
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>>705423915
PLEASE LORD
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>>705423915
already have a gf faggot
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Oh hell yeah
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ok
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Gimmie
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Sure
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Y the faq not
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Mkay
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>>705423915
Ok
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>>705423915
will i tho
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>>705423915
ill take anything
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>>705423915
why not
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mew
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Worth a rollerino
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k
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>>705423915
this will happen
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>>705423915
such a mighty sigil
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I wish
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Just in case
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Well shit.
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>>705423915
pls
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Gimme QT asian gf plz.
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i gots nothing to lose
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Pls
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>>705423915
Worth a shot. Oh god I'm so lonely
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yeh man gimme some rowl
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>>705423915
we are all pathetic specimen...
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Might as well.
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K
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>>705423915
Hello I want the bobbies bring them to me by tomorrow wizard and a cock succ will cum your way oh yea!
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kook
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>>705423915
HIT ME UP FAM
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>>705424636
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>>705423915
Why the fuck not
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Not a scam
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>>705423915
down
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>>705423915
I'M SO EXCITED, i'M GONNA GET A GF TOMORROW
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>>705423915
reply
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>>705423915
I'm getting desperate
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rolling
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Plz
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>>705423915
Yeah I'm sure
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>>705423915
shit its worth a shot
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>>705424206
This guy gets it.
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Lol
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God I'm lonely and pathetic
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Okay
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>>705423915
Get
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>>705423915
please
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>>705424400
Oh shit
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K
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Honestly at this point......... fuck it
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>>705423915
If she looks like OP's picture, sure why not. Even though I literally just went through a break-up less than a week ago.
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k
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>>705423915
Replying
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Okei
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Ok
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roll
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All I want is a cute girlfriend
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>>705423915
please
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>>705423915
Only if she looks like that
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???
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12
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Do I have a GF now?
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>>705423915
I believe it
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>>705423915
My hero
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It will be Tay Tay?
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>>705427508
Yeah same
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>>705423915
Did this last time, didn't work...
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Lies
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k
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Top kek
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>>705423915
Sooner is always better
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>>705423915
Ha ha ok well im ready lets hope this is real ha ha
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>>705423915
I should really be killing myself
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Plz help a brother out
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>>705423915
How do you know?
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superstitionfag here
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>>705423915
here goes nothing
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Promise?
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Reply to this or you will not have a gf tomrrow
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Ok
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only if she lets me destroy her pussy whenever i like.
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:( #feelsbadman
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I'm desperate enough to try.
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>>705423915
rolling
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>>705423915
Actually there's a very real chance
Wish me luck
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