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ITT we guess poorly explained videogames

I'll start
>Caves
>Bunnies
>You're a robot with amnesia
>indie
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Shoot shit
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You run around lighting shit on fire and try to eat the inside of the most powerful things around.
It's supposed to be hard.
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>>705414056
Cave Story
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>LINK TO PILOT
>UPHOLD THE MISSION
>PROTECT THE PILOT
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>>705414056

Dogfighting for kids
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>>705414325
Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
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>End of World
>Mutants
>Adoptive Father
>Wrestling
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>>705414545
Pokemon
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>kurwa
>white hair
>bang chicks
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>>705414678

Fallout 3
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>>705414800

The dubs speak true.
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>>705414997
Nopee.
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>>705414896
atleast try to make it difficult, we all know that's the witcher.
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>Shoot astronauts as an astronaut.
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>>705414056
CAVE STORY NIGGA!
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>>705415414
swapper?
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>>705415414
Call of Duty: ghosts
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>>705414531
TitanFall 2.
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>>705414447
Winrar
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>>705415414
rimworld?
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You beat shit and solve puzzles with walking vegetables.
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>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world
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>Taste my big boner!
>actual quote from game
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>>705415653
ez
it's OFF
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>>705414056
Portal 2
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Fight the government
Photography
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>>705415728
shadows of the damned
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>>705415818
Winrar
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>>705415551

A winrar is you
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>spawn in random world
>start surviving
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>>705414056
>Dolls that come to life
>Disney edition
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>HALT
>HALT
>HALT
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>Mario party on steroids
>what the fuck is happening
>turns last 4 seconds
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>>705415879

Correct.

I hated that part
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>>705414325
no one has been able to get mine yet, shameless self bump.
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>dude with dead gf
>fights buncha bosses and big boss at the end
>dies
>dude is now a baby
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>>705416106
Minecraft?
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>>705416106
that's a shitton of shitty games
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>>705414325
Evolve?
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>government issues
>religious references
>phrase used a lot turns out was big plot twist
>photography!
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>>705416214
Could be many things.

Warioware?
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>>705416480
nope.
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>>705416337
I want to say bloodborne
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>>705416521
Kinda like Bioshock Infinity. Pretty sure that's wrong though.
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>>705416337
Shadow of the colossus
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>>705414325
Dank souls?
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>All you had to do...
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>Make us whole, Isaac
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>>705416697
wrong
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>If ou turn the game off, a cat dies
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>>705416525
nope
hint: anime Mario party
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>frogs
>eggplants
>angry old men
>die a lot
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>be security guard
>have to protect some bitch
>has a kid
>stolen
>bitch dies
>everyone blames me
>dufuqnigga.png
>get locked up
>some gey boi shows up
>my hand hurts
>maybe i jacked too much
>cis white men save me from jail
>leanr some shit from gey boi
>can fly n shit
>can freeze time n shit
>maybe not jacked to much
>no niggers in the game whatsoever
>feelsg00d.gif
>kill or not kill
>try not kill
>get kill
>fuck dat
>kill
>spy on girls bathing
>walk in non-chalantly
>she gets mad
>ask if i can join her
>says ye but rats turn her off
>fuck off
>gotta go save kid from earlier
>save kid
>betrayed by cis white men who saved me from jail
>gotta save kid again
>find guy who killed bitch
>kill
>find girl
>save
>the end
>no new game plus
>uninstall immediately
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>>705416755
But in shadow of the colossus he unleashes a demon/god
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>>705416679
nope!~
>>705416755
this guy got it, WinRar
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>>705414325
2016 doom?
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>>705416801
Bingo.
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>>705414325
I'm thinking God of War or Shadow of the Coloseus.
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>>705416897
too easy, Dishonored
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>>705416897
Too descriptive
Too ez
>Dishonored.
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>>705416212
oblivion
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>goats
>sumo wrestling
>alternate dimension
>chicken lady
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>>705416817
The incredible Tommy Vercetti adventures?
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>You are born
>You do random shit while alive
>The world is your oyster
>You die
>Depending on your accomplishments people will rembember you in different ways or not at all
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>you are a police officer
>you are basically fired on the first day
>you fell in love with a woman who dies(?) while leaving the city.
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>>705417329
Persona 3? Wait MC becomes a door...
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>>705417199
>>705417211
ill make it harder next time

will just type "kill people"
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>>705416212
Daggerfall?
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>>705417220
Stop right there! You're so close.
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Radiation
Gun godz
Big dog
Mutations
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>>705417306
Nope, one more try
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>>705417306
Id watch the fuck outta this cartoon
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>>705416892
Spelunky
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>>705417493
Winrar
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>>705417530
Nuclear throne?
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>>705417668
Awesome. That game was the best. I always played female so I could run around topless and stare at my hot wood elf's tits.
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>>705417643
ye
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>>705414056
>Be me, caveman
>Look at sun, have urge to climb to sun
>Kill mammoths for tusks, make tower tp sun
>Have crippling narcolepsy, often gets me and my tribe killed
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>>705417844
Yep
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>>705414056
red exloading rocks
manlets with downy faces building shit, mining and fighting each other
buildings are like in rts
destructble terrain
2d
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>>705417542
Niko Bellic and 150 ways how not to bowl with your brother?
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>>705417991
Fish can roll
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>>705414531
The Fall
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WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO ORDER ONE OF MY SQUAD MEMBERS TO DIE. THIS IS THE WORST SQUAD LEADER EVER.
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>girl
>amnesia
>"why is this space cat following me"
>"I can fly???? I think????"
>Dimension travel
>purple bad guys or something
>military is fucking dumb
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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>Still in a dream
>Betrayed
>Bad guy changes gun twice
>Don't shake hand
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>>705418102
Roll can fish
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>>705418031
Close

>CJ
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>>705418220
Gods will be watching?
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>>705414325
Dark Souls
You eat their souls.
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>>705418330
Just follow the damn train!
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>JI-OUST
>Medieval Man
>Minerals
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>empty office
>narration
>what button do I press
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>Annelidas with armaments fight other annelida with armaments
>Now in 3D
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>Good guy sounds like a nerd even though he's supposed to be a cool spec ops soldier

>How the hell did that guy even see me over there

>This game is just a shitty Mass Effect ripoff.
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>>705417235
What? Idk, Link to the Past?
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>>705418551
Stanley parable
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>>705418551

LA NOIRE?
>>
> Mario party RPG
> AI Cheats hard
> devil dude helps out last place
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>>705418369
Nope

Hint: it's not indie, it's a triple a game
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>>705414056
why did i do that
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>>705416521
The original bioshock.
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>>705416521
Bioshock?
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>>705418648
Winrar
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>>705418827
What did it do anon? I was curious but not dumb enough to try it myself.
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>BibleThump
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>>705416826
Dead space?
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You enslave an alien race to do your bidding for economic gain.
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>Someday you go through the rain
>Someday you feed on a tree frog
>the ordeal, the trial to survive
>for the day we see new light
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>>705417530
Nuclear throne
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>>705416826
dead space
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>>705417235
Twilight princess?
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>water witch girl
>shark boyfriend
>you fight dead people
>shark bf's older twin rapes you
>everyone dies
>kill yourself
>be a lil' bitch
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>>705418966
Binding of Issac?
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>play piano
>loli all of a sudden
>tree grows
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>>705418767
Is it a single game? I mean, that scene was in like 4 different cods.
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>>705419145
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>>705416106
Rust?
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>earthquake fucks everyone
>where the fuck is my wife
>approximately 14 bullets in whole game
It's obscure, I'll be shocked if anyone gets it
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>>705419202
Hint 2: The game is practically broken, and includes a shitty 80s song in the intro
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>>705419044
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty
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> 80's retro dodger
> Robot with tits
> Arcade machines
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>>705419359
I think it was actually metal gear acid 2
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>moonwalk into town with your buddy
>become detectives
>undead everywhere
>meet basically dobby from Harry potter
>sends you on journey to save the universe
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>>705419138
Winrar!
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>>705418827
post proof fam so I can laugh at you
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>>705419463
You jest, but that game was the queens tits mate
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>>705419463
No I change my mind it's revengence
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There's no toilets so everyone just shits their pants and walks around like that.
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>Be kid
>Burn shit
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>hey I like smash bros and ping pong
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>>705419358
You have bested me, sir. I have not an idea
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>>705419728
Little inferno?
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>>705417329
Probably wrong but Undertale?
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>>705419821
Winrar
>>
Only one hint for this one, which one of you played great game growing up?

>Nuke Deployed!
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>Survival horror game
>Fart softly
>beat game once to get crown
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>>705419819
Battlefield 4. I think I must be the only person in the world who played through the campaign.
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>>705420056
No, i played bf4, and i completely get where ypu were coming from.
That was good though, vague enough to be hard, but specific enough to be solvable
>>
>Triple Jump
>1996
>3D
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>>705416214
since no ones trying anymore,
100% Orange Juice
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>desert
>scarf
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>>705420318
Wouldve added
>Fuck dice
>Fuck the loli
And then i wouldve gotten that
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>You are a girl
>Can't go outside your room
>You can go outside only by dreaming
>Allowed to visit strange worlkds with strange characters
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>>705414325
Don't starve
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>>705420298
Supra Mayro 63
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>>705420604
Yume nikki my nigga
Fuck i love that game
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>night shift
>pizza
>best game evar
XD try to guess it lol
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>>705420680
Winfag
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>>705420713
>XD
>best game evar
Five Shit at Nigga's?
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>>705414056
I just fucked up my thumb, wtf op
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>>705420713

hotline miami?
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>underground sharks
>VTOLS
>madness
>STAG
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>based in Wild west
>Hunt Old gang
>Die
>Son kills killer
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Ok
>Futuristic
>Sci-fi
>1st person shooter
>1998
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>spend the whole game searching for blue titty bitch

>get to the end and she's evil, no blue titties for you :(
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>Are you crying?
>Its the rain
>it stopped raining faggot
>oh and here's your gun back
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>Be pink
>Cry on shit
>Kill mom
>Kill yourself
>Kill your dead body
>???
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>>705420713
Five nights with a dildo up my ass cause im a raging fagdora wearing faggot who does faggy shit like make minecraft videos and fuck mlp characters and also im a huge disappointment to my father who fought in a couple wars
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>>705420883
Communist Gay Battle of 1944?
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>>705420883
Red dead redemption
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>pre war
>son stolen from you
>go across boston Massachusetts
<bethesda
>>
>build shit

>explore

>literally go to hell

>then go to space and defeat a dragon to "win" the game
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>>705420953
Halo 5
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>>705420836
You are a real idiot if you tried it without searching before. A friend told me about this shit and tried to troll me.
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>>705421157
Yup.
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>>705421099
Fallout new vegas is better and Bethesda ks super salty about that fact
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>>705420971
The Binding of Isaac
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>>705420971
Isaac
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