Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705387090
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>705394742
I've got a few for small stuff like a DS, Gameboy, NES, SNES, N64, stuff like that. Emulators are nice.
>>705394790
But wait, what kind of fries?
>I'm not really particular.
>In Idaho you learn to love all types of fries.
still here
claim
>>705394742
ah well how should i know this song? cmon
honestly why the headache?
>>705394775
fine i dont even know it exists here but next time im getting some i will take it
promised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAtP1j4dhgY
>>705392486
Encouragement appreciated my good lad
I won't let ye down
>>705392548
Now ye know how I've felt pretty much all day
>>705392650
You bet your ass they are!
>I can't stop listening to this glorious tune
>>705392495
Sympathy appreciated my good dude
Maybe the next attempt will be the one
>>705395063
mandatory cc claim
>>705394180
i recommend using a pic that looks simplistic when you start.
it really helps
>>705394345
surprisingly no.
since he doesn't have a family he studies me in his spare time, and what i mean by this is kinda odd so i will explain it in the way it happened.
first day i met him he asked me what my interests were, he now studies simplistic philosophy and music.
2nd day i met him he asked what my sense of fashion is, he is now on the look out for anything i may like clothing wise.
this may seem over the top but i kinda like it as it prevents us from ever having silence while moving about and he always knows what i want so its a good thing.
though i wish we wasn't so blunt.
Cirno claim
>>705395555
stronget.
卍h†卐╠þ卍h†卐╠þ
>>705395549
SHIT
Erica claimed
>>705394742
ok
>>705395175
Tasty ones.
>>705394345
Paris's subway is horrible compared to other big cities, I still don't know why this one is the worst.
As for the homeless, it just show how great of a country France really is, and with the shit that our government is doing right now, it won't get any better
>>705395666
GET
>>705395661
SHITTTTT
>>705395380
Someday soon Tripsguy.I just hope I'm not in the thread so you don't get Galil.
>>705395549
Nyet.
>>705395555
>>705395700
heh... that was ok, at least
>>705395766
neat...
>>705395700
>>705395766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizvFK2KQ_o
>>705394742
Its the same as most places, you have to place orders with companies to get produce in.
>>705395339
make sure to get a picture. you arnt missing out
>>705395895
lol what
>>705395624
Curly Fries are gr8. ^^
>>705396038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YxOe1L6I8
>>705396038
>>705394770
Nice
>>705395411
Like a shitty cartoon drawing?
>>705395411
i guess that means he is a pretty social guy
or a stalker but maybe he wouldnt be so up front with it
i would be weirded out tbh
>>705395655
im not sure either its just such a gross mess and people just bursting throught the gates crowded trains.
yea i heard about it, they get absolutely nothing right? once you go homeless you cant come back from it. then it bugs me how many refugees still come there
>>705395936
a pic of what?
i know im not missing out yet you make me do this
>>705396126
That sounds good right now.
>>705396392
the ice cream and its good i promise
>doing Overdrill on First World Bank
>barely any cops trying to rush us in the hallway
>only things that ever gets us down is the occasional cloaker
>no one gets down any other way
>we go to leave
>there are tons of cops in the main lobby
>book it up the stairs past the cops and blow the wall open
>finish heist at 1:10:14
It was honestly disappointing how little cops there were
Got a fuckton of money from it though
>>705395175
I need to get me one soon. I wanna play some games I never played before
>>705395339
I'm sorry I tend to use references from songs. The headache, maybe the 3 hour sleep
>>705395380
Lemme change it up. We're gonna walk down to electric Avenue
>>705395624
You're new aren't you?
>>705395905
Any 'secret' producers you buy from?
>>705396156
>>705396254
I need ear bleach
>>705396290
Well, faeries ARE the best gril
>>705396533
w-why would you want that?
>>705396600
my bad im really bad at remembering lyrics
thats a good possiblity, why did you sleep so short?
>>705396600
I have lurked for a while but yes.
>>705396828
not sure really
>>705395175
But how does the balloon attach?
>>705396922
welcome then
>>705396984
you want me licking it dont you?
>>705396581
>Tons of cops in the main lobby
Thay might have been stuck and just filling the limit.
>>705396614
Hello to you too.
Do you want to sign it now?
>>705397098
Thanks.
>>705396392
That's right, they can only rely on associations to give them food and shelter. Since we are a bunch of assholes, almost noone give them money in the streets. Most refugees are trying to escape from ISIS and war, being homeless here is always better than getting beheaded in the desert, also, the majority of refugees are trying to go to the UK, but since we are morons, we almost force them to stay in France.
>>705397098
not thats ok that sounds weird
>>705396600
Nope. Drugs are a problem with the culture but the guys I work with dont touch anything harder than weed. Which is decriminalised.
>>705395895
I'll head to sleep, anyway.
QOTT:
What would life be like if you were with /your/ waifu?
Be as short as a few points or as long as you want.
>>705395661
An admiral attempt
>>705395709
I certainly hope so
Knowing my luck though your waifu shall probably still be safe with ye for another long while.
>>705396600
And then we'll take it higher!
>>705396828
I'm gonna lay down for a while so I probably won't see you again tonight. I have tomorrow off so I'll see you then
>>705396446
Now I'm gonna have to get fries for dinner, maybe I'll get a burg and fries.
>>705396600
They're not too hard to get, just go to a place like Emuparadise.me
>>705397021
Its tied around her back if I remember correctly.
>>705397550
Life would be pretty good, I'd do my best to fix Eru so she wouldn't jam and break as much, I'm no gunsmith but I'll be damned if another man gets his hands on her.
>She'd be good at cooking and cleaning which is nice.
>I could help her cook
>I'd teach her how to play vidya and that would be fun too ^^
>>705396760
Wrong. Saya is!
Claiming best girl
>>705397549
Ah, okay.
Goodnight baby, I love you~ <3
>>705396364
no, something like this
>pic related
facing forward
everything is completed in the pic
bold
has a distinct outline
>>705396392
>pretty social guy
he is really social.
we had to go to a formal party (cant fuckin remember why), while i tried to stay by the walls drinking he kept trying to introduce me to new people and generally being the guy that knows everyone.
he is weird, but im not going to lie and say i hate him, though im not going to lie and say he's amazing either.
he's alright.
he does go the extra mile to make sure i'm happy so that't a plus.
(like how he took me to a [cant remember what they are called, it posh] to get my measurements for a suit which was made by the next day just for the occasion)
i also thought he was like a stalker on the first week, but after a month i realised its more to please his customer
jhgf
>>705397320
what are you up to?
>>705397396
yea thats pretty sad, and to see young families is just a pain to see but you cant help them all.
i guess thats true but countries like germany or whatever are way more kind towards them. But they dont really have a choice since they are being treated like cattle
how are you forcing them to stay in france?
>>705397423
then i have no clue what you want a pic for
you wouldnt believe me would you?
>>705397550
it would be just as having a regular girlfriend except no friends on the side, which isnt that hard to imagine
>>705397725
oh allright, get well soon man
>>705397963
those all sound like really nice features tbh, i dont think you can hate someone like that.
those meetings suck though yea, hope you had an open bar. although drinking too much isnt that smart as well
>>705397735
Im waiting on my food to get here.
Mmm Wendy's
>>705396828
You're fine lol. I'm used to sleeping late and waking up late. I need to fix that lol
>>705396922
Welcome to the thread! I'm shinoa but a lot of anons here call me smug
>>705397504
It's always something with drugs I tell ya
>>705397628
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Lol
>>705397735
Ooh gotcha!
Imma catch yall later. Headache wants it's nap now
>>705398306
I could see that for Yuno
>>705398306
no no i have total faith
>>705397314
Not at the moment. Just saying hello. How are you doing?
>>705397963
Something like this?
>>705397910
goodnight <3
Maybe we'll watch more episodes tommorow when I wake up, if you aren't sleeping.
>>705397550
Cuddles and most housework would be finished quicker.
Calamity-masu'd
>>705398306
Waiting on food.
>>705398438
Thanks. I seen how people called you smug before.
>>705398438
Sweet dreams
>>705397550
I'm already with my waifu though, and life has been better ever since.
>>705398306
Well, there is this camp in th north of France were most of the refugees are. The government wants to take all the refugees from this camp, and put them in other camps all over the country, even though some of them want to go to the UK.
Also, since some refugees are tired of waiting for the legal procedure to end, they try to go to the UK illegaly by jumping on trucks, then the cops arrest them, and force them back into the camp.
As a result, the Front National, a ar-rigth party, is becoming more and more popular, and a lot of people fear that they might get elected nest year.
>>705398509
Still unsure about it?
Im alright, was planing on going to sleep after i finish watching few more videos.
What about you?
im fuckin tired
>>705398306
he is a nice guy. our personality's are just too different.
there was a bar but i only drank 3 glasses rum because i was told not to make a bad impression (which i somehow still did).
>>705398509
ye that will do.
but it seems a little too cartoonish, but it is your first ps edit so i guess its ok.
>>705399111
I'm unsure about everything. This is no exception.
Playing a bit of World of Warcraft, gonna find a torrent for Photoshop and I want to watch Zodiac so I'll probably look for one of those too.
What are you watching?
>>705399146
I don't have very many where she's facing forward. It's more of just a trial than anything, any shops I intended to post here would be with something more like this
>connection error
damn it sorry slow answer
>>705398438
yea you probably should
but i cant really judge you because thread is too fun sometimes
>>705398460
yea she isnt as weird if the circumstances arent that weird
i just hope we dont get chosen by a god to become the next one
>>705398500
like the faith i will someday carry you in league?
>>705398593
right i saw you were waiting on wendies'
what are you getting?
>>705399083
thats kind of the same here but calling them camps kinda makes me think of some mustached guy in the 40's so i wouldnt really say that
i think this is the fact for every country in europe
them saying "we will send everyone back" is so easy to say and sounds so good to many people but its retarded
>>705399146
sleep then my friend
yea i understand that, but pushing him away completely shouldnt be the way to go right?
kek well standing against a wall is probably not what they wanted to see but good on you not getting wasted
Yo. I keep jumping in and out if /waifu/ I'll be damned
>>705399864
no i dont think that will happen ever
Hello?
Salut.
4chan pls.
Ay, get!
At ease.
It works again!
It lives.
>>705400614
I didn't like JROTC.
It's back!
>it lives again
Jesus that took a while
>>705400761
You're telling me this why?
4chan being shit as usual. Some things never change
guess im still awake
>>705400921
Because at ease is a drill command.
>>705401003
Yeah, but I only said that because Asian Moot unfucked-up whatever he decided to fuck up.
Sloooow
>>705400986
Is it you?
Well. At least Im not working today.
>>705402138
Yes. I'm back, but only for a while
>>705400986
>never change
Image size is 2MB now.
wake up guys
>>705402230
Why is that?
>>705402247
It's been quite a while. How's life been?
>>705402287
why?
>>705402268
2MB? Is that some sort of size limit?
What is the purpose of it? Does An Hiro want more shitty low res images?
>>705402402
It's been... different. Had time to enjoy myself and do a bunch of stuff, it was an entertaining summer. Right now I'm looking for a job as private teacher to pay for a private university.
How you doing Shiro? I'm glad to see you are still around
It's real deal Emi
>>705402401
Okay. This is a story.
Last week it was decided that I cover for the guy who couldnt work. On Saturday the manager thought no one was covering him despite us talking about it and me coming in on Saturday earlier to learn where everything is. So he decided to close today and not let the owner or me know.
>>705402287
I'm awake bb
>>705402563
Discount Lucina
>>705402664
>fastest waifu on no legs
>>705402706
Its a rare Ruri
>>705402706
So it's OG emi? Holy shit!
>>705402706
You missed Stocking again earlier, Ruri
>>705402597
im bored
>>705402797
and you are bullying already
thats godd
>>705402664
>mfw og emi
>>705402563
Digi-sword
Lilligant taken
>>705402908
>fastest waifu on no legs
Some still remember...
Nice to see my favourite corner of hell is still populated by the same people
Hello there Rory, how's life going?
>>705403166
Oooooh shiiiit, the Smug Queen! Long time no see! What's up?
>>705403166
What's up Smuggalicious?
>>705402664
ayy havent seen you in a long time
>>705403123
its godd?
>>705403235
HOLY SHIT IT IS YOU!!! Dude you have no idea how long it's been since I was called that. Ahh the nostalgia! Been pretty good. Still doing school stuff and work stuff. So life is good
>>705403324
Woke up from a nap with headache still there
>>705402664
The fastest waifu of no legs. It's been a while since I've typed that out.
Ah, that seems interesting.
I'm glad to still be here.
I've been doing pretty good myself. Despite an uneventful summer and things being pretty boring right now, I find myself to be in a good mood a lot of the time. Shiro's been treating me very nicely and keeping me happy and hopeful. School started, that's been pretty bleh for me, but I'll survive. Antidepressants started to work, and I'm pretty glad to say I'm not depressed anymore after a pretty rough span there.
I'm very sorry Emi, I catch you at a time when I have to leave. If I don't see you by the time I'm back, I hope you keep on keeping on. See ya around.
>>705403594
you are telling me you dont know what godd means?
you are such a newfag sachi
>>705403616
Ooh, sorry to hear that. Those are the worst.
>>705403616
>>705403839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flL5b1NaSPE
>>705404120
>>705404136
oh god i love meme
>>705403523
Mugs, our local master memer! Are your memes still as DANK as they used to be?
>>705403616
Non-smug Shinoa? I can't imagine that
Not a lot of work yet I suppose, classes have just started, right?
>>705403723
It's great to hear that Shiro. Keep it up, things will only get better from now on, you have a great future ahead of you, I'm sure.
Don't worry Shiro. I'll leave soon, I was just visiting, but I'm glad I got to see you.
I wish you the best from the bottom of my heart
>>705403235
I remember.
>>705403123
how can i help?
>>705403235
It's happening
>>705403839
And you're a elitist
>>705404514
a cute
Hey ho. What is up everyone?
>>705404243
oh yeah i forgot i had to retype shit, the pic if for shinoa
>godd
dog? aren't you the newfag believing in dogs
>>705403616
i got double trips last night
>>705404514
Hello Kirino
>>705404081
Lmao I don't care. I got 6 jobs. I don't get tired but the headaches is shitty though lol
>>705404120
But did you roll for me?
>>705404287
I dunno, I'm sure you remember super cute shinoa
It started about a month ago so yeah. Net this qt lol
>>705404478
nah i was joking im watching animu
go kick some urf ass
>>705404543
an*
you faggot, lurk more
>>705404661
i got that far i just wondered why i was tagged in it
who doesnt believe in dogs?
>>705404660
Woke up from nap, headache still there but eh. You?
>>705404661
I saw and replied lol
>>705402750
Wow and you drove out there for nothing.
>>705404287
since school has started for me, sadly i don't as much time to dedicate to looking for d a n k e m e m e s. i suppose i still have some relatively dank stuff though.
>>705404514
:thinking:
Farm girl best girl
You get some real shit in life don't you when you go out of your way to make plans with people and get yourself to doing something when it's so hard for you and they can't even be fucked with putting a bit of effort in.
As seen I am not in a good mood
Aan?
>>705403235
Its going well enough. Im still cold from my ride.
To and from work unnecessarily.
>>705404900
Pretty much. Boss is paying me for 2 hours.
>>705404828
r00d
I have been lurking
untill i saw this faggot called "tsunyun"
>>705404740
Geez, 6 jobs? That's nuts!
>>705404899
Why is your shinoa a nigger?
>>705404339
Galko... It's been a while since the last time we talked...
I'm sorry.
I'd love to know how things are going for you
>>705404514
You are goddamn right it is! What's up Kirino?
>>705404740
Of course I do! But smug is always a win!
You gonna ace that shit. Keep the smug in class. Show'em who's in charge there
>>705404945
Studies go first! But I must say, may mays get you women and fame. "Memer" is the new "sexy"
>>705402908
Howdy, Chef.
Did you saw that disgusting cripple in the thread?
>>705402980
It is.
Ew.
>>705403106
Again? Really?
God damn it, I'll have to check archieved.moe
>>705405123
oh him? he hasnt even been here for 4 months
dont be so fucking new
>>705404740
wait you do have 6 jobs?
im fairly sure this isnt a lyric
>>705404740
every time its an implied roll just like rolling for lewds or that guy rolling for all waifus
>shnigga by arbys tomo
wut?
and 6 jobs the hell you need that many for unless they're all part time
>>705404828
everyone, why would someone believe in a furry creature that is like a wolf or a fox but it bonds with you thats like a fairy tale
>>705405340
No need to apologize for anything.
I've been good.
chris flinn i know you're in this fucking thread wew lad so which fucking waifu is yours
>>705405472
what a faggot
he should off himself
>>705404641
Thank
>>705404698
Hey there Alice. Any luck on the Neko hunt?
>>705404945
:fire: :fire: :sunglasses: :fire :fire
>>705405340
Yes! It's going great! Just got back from a ride not too long ago, to see you back here is really great. What have you been up to?