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New Celeb Thread
>>705387709
Nothing specific?
>>705387959
Celebs.
>>705387709
>No Kaley edition
>No Daddario edition
>No TayTay edition
>>705387959
these threads are supposed to be kind of non specific
>>705388307
They're just Swift spam
>>705388330
Please stop...
>>705388428
Goddess
>>705388414
I try to post a variety, though what I have on my hdd is of course limited by my personal tastes.
>>705388149
>no faggot mutual masterbation edition
>>705388425
seriously, there's nothing wrong with her.
her face is really cute and honestly most of the celebs being posted here got a ugly af face.
>>705388896
She's so annoying and overrated... Daily TayTay made me hate her with a passion...
Since when is the filesize limit 2MB
>>705389079
Yep.
>>705389079
how the fuck is she annoying, no album release in the past 2 years = no media appearances.
you need to actually follow her on social media to see her a lot, you must hate her with a passion.
there's a lot of stuff on /b/ which is far more appearances. you will survive a taytay pic every now and then. i miss the daily taytay threads
>>705389370
Since today hiro being Jew
>>705389507
Is this a mongoloid thread now?
>>705389370
2MB...I noticed that too...
>>705389900
You guys have annoyed the bejesus out of /b/ with her. It's like the faggot that makes daily boxxy threads.
>>705389800
all i kept thinking about the entire season was about ramming her over and over
>>705390226
Omg!!!! Real???
Source
>>705387709
>>705390226
you know that it's been a few month, right?
i'm on /b/ since 2008 and i remember a time with much less faggothy, isn't that aspect of /b/ much more annoying. but never mind seeing that pic you posted.
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba is o-one o-of the most beautiful w-woman i-in the world... I-I find it unfortunate that m-more m-men do not have the privilege t-to possess a great w-woman l-like this... B-But I-I guess that is h-how the c-cookie crumbles sometimes...
>>705390777
HIV+ positive mudshark
>>705387709
These threads are /b cancer. If you want to look at celebs go buy a fucking housewife magazine! Fuck off you mainstream fucks and go bake a cake then fuck it
Anyone got some of the dark matter girl with big boobs?
>>705390946
>i'm on /b/ since 2008 and i remember a time with much less faggothy, isn't that aspect of /b/ much more annoying.
So you feel the need to dial up the faggotry in every single celeb thread posting pictures of Taylor swift? Variety is the spice of life, and seeing 50 pictures of Swift per thread is like snorting wasabi.
>>705391229
/b/ is the cancer containment board, anon
>>705390978
how can a beaner be a mudshark?
i'll stick to my aryan goddess!
>>705390966
A-Allow me t-to apologize on behalf o-of m-me and my m-mistress if l-life's hand i-is smeared with shit f-for all those who do n-not have a p-princess to hold on to like this and m-must shake every d-d-day... M-Maybe y-you will win $10 in a scratch-for-win d-d-donkey-eared game of shiteaters...
>>705391420
the level of faggot you need to be to make this is incredible
margot robbie my bae 4ever.
>>705391420
i'm defo not the only one posting taytay pics.
if a lot of people feel like posting these pics, that's variety in your face.
Gonna fap on kik, hmu
Hardguy_11198
You are now aware that the literal faggots who regularly post in these threads are the most pathetic faggots on /b/. Tied with the boxxy autists.
>>705391530
Was Tay really with Karlie? They'd be a cute couple!
>>705392446
i wish she would
>>705391720
Who dat???
>>705392291
Moar Duff!
>>705392446
Karlie a psuedo intellectual faggot.
>>705392614
Brooke Lawson aka Dodger
>>705392656
>le anachronistic traitor waifu meme
>>705391960
>>705392614
A lazy youtube gamer gurl who fucks british "men"
she's a feminist btw
>>705392576
Are you okay with Tay going for females?
>>705389964
This bitch is just not attractive. She's skinny. That's it. Horrible face, unimpressive rack, and the legs and ass that literally any chick under 130lb can have.
>>705393243
Hi, Jamal. Here to talk about hamplanets, eh?
>>705393394
Nope. Skinny is good. OP, for instance, posted an actually beautiful and skinny chick as opposed to someone who made it into this thread because
>on TV
>not fat
>???
If you were a teen and had one sexy poster hanging above your bed, what would it be?
<- mine
come on who has her hacked photos
>>705394703
>sex poster
>>705394703
the quality of that image gave me cancer
>>705395061
wut
>>705394806
>>705395313
well I used bing
>>705387709
>daisy ridley
>coked up like fisher
>celebrity
>actor
>attractive
kek shes lucky rian will make a decent film because shes done after star wars
>>705390446
i love this
>>705390390
>>705390458
This chick looks really similar to the pornstar Jessa Rhodes
>>705389800
literally met her just a few hours ago, very nice person I hope season 2 is good
>>705395882
Wow. She does. Thanks.
>Still no Kaley
>Still no Daddario
Overall, this celeb thread has been alright for a change
>>705396598
Spoke too soon>>705396891
>>705396891
NO. Just.. No! Fuck off about Kaley...
>>705397094
I know, but it's stopped for the meantime...
So fucking horny! I want to do roleplay willing to play the celeb. Emma Watson Ariana grande etc. Add me on Kik if you wanna chat ERK1905TBK
>>705398153
Who is that chick on the right? Got a face you could fuck in so many ways!
>>705398975
This 2mb limit is killing me.
>>705398975
what is that from?
>>705399476
Some celebrity poker game. Have some webm but the 2mb sucks
You kids get boners from clothed ladies?
>>705388754
She has a scary head. I'd eat her cooking, though.
>>705399804
mmmm...
>>705399706
this. wheres the nude celebs??
>>705387709
Peter Mayhew basically called her an uptight cunt. Leave it to Chewbacca to bring the truth.
>>705393699
amazing.
>>705400245
gotta link
sounds funny
>>705400470
Anon is exaggerating. He said she was uptight and needed to learn to relax and enjoy herself.
>>705398057
Do you do without Kik?
>>705400907
My favorite celeb
New beautiful pic.
>>705401471
Is little G wearing a see-through top?
>>705401465
That body was built to be fucked
>>705401769
I'm sorry to disappoint you...
test
>>705401918
And dem legs <3
>>705388157
Flat n ugly as fuuuuck
>>705391960
>i'm defo not the only one posting taytay pics.
Yeah, look at all the pics now that you've stopped. she had the body of a 10 year old boy
>>705401993
Aw.
What would you think if she did?
>>705402308
Well, still has
>>705388896
Seriously, there is no aspect of her that is more than average...
>>705402073
If I don't see those tits before I die, I will an hero.
>>705389900
She ugly tho lmao
>>705393129
YES PLEASE, pics or it didn't happen.
>>705402424
It's a troll
>>705390441
She ugly, she got more jawline than most men...
>>705394703
bulge in panties?
>>705401918
I would cum in my own mouth if I got to do so while looking at her naked.
>>705389800
literally just fucked her a half hour ago, very nice person, you betas might like season 2 better lol
>>705402913
did u splooge in her mouth
>>705402926
So fucking sexy Mmm
>>705394868
>Me and Mini me
>>705403120
Yes my dad
>>705403359
story?
>>705403505
She's the best
>>705402322
I'd call her a whore.
>>705403853
>>705403473
simple she took a half cup of my man juice all over her face and tongue, she loved it, took it like a champ. then smacked her for not wiping up the rest and swallowing it, then she went and got me a beer. how's your pathetic life going?
>>705403931
You'd call your waifu a whore? Why man?
>>705404143
No no
>>705404065
God damn
>>705403944
Love me some Kim k
>>705404064
>half a cup of man juice
now this story is starting to sound fishy
>>705404629
>two heads
>both feminist cunts
Thread is shit
>>705404462
>>705404702
the only thing fishy was the smell of her vagina flaps before I broke her in from an hour of painful thrusts
>>705405533
>an hour
now I know this is fake
>>705404462
Boob sweat
>>705404091
Because it's not her style.
>>705405742
I'd drink it
>>705404091
other than the fact she's a whore?
>>705405644
only because you lack the stamina, pleb
>>705405996
You are a very gross person.
>>705405887
What do you think G smells like?
>>705398153
kek
>>705406219
Of jewish semen and sweat.
>>705406490
What, why?
>>705404462
you'd have to be a literal faggot to say you wouldn't smash
>>705406561
Dan is your man.
>>705406748
Nobody above the age of 14 says 'smash'.
>>705393243
That bitch is gorgeous and way out of your neckbeard league.
>>705406881
You think G rode the Schneider train?
>>705406166
>implying you wouldn't drink Kim K or rather any beautiful woman's tit sweat
>>705407045
It's a rite of passage into starletdom.
>>705407230
What a lucky man.
>>705407074
>>705407694
lmao shes actually really racist so she would be pissed to see those black dicks in her mouth
>>705407363
so many he lost count by now
>>705407789
Oh yes? You have a link to this claim of racism?
>>705407816
I'm getting sad thinking about how he took G.
>>705408200
My Scottishfu
>>705408200
looks like an asian dude in the thumbnail
>>705387709
This is the luckiest chick in the world. Google her net worth. It's almost hilarious
2013 made $3,000
2014 made $1,500
2015 made $10,005,500.
>>705408047
he took them all the same, he has a thing for feet first.
>>705408857
Really anon? G has lovely feet...
huh?
