ITT: We're in a maximum security federal prison
Posts ending in 0 get stabbed
Posts ending in 5 are prison guards
The rest are inmates
Guards pls
Cool
Dont stab me pls
>>705379026
>federal
Bitch
ay fuck you nigga
>>705379115
I'll fukken stab you holmes
>>705379317
what you in for, mane?
penis
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Crackers
roll
don't stab me pls
but i dindu do nuffinnnnnnnnnnnn'
>>705379026
Here we go! Stabbed to death?
>>705380280
stabbed in the butt
>>705379687
Don't you mean, "Benis :-DD"
>>705380576
ill fucking stab you
Stab me fag
Golly I sure hope I don't get shanked
>>705379026
kkk
Guard pls
Get back to your cells maggots!
>>705380673
Got stabbed
Kek m8
>>705381220
Rekt
>>705379026
Need a few books til commissary bro. You got me?
Didn't know butt fucking was a crime.
Rel
I've got some grade a dope for sale. Anyone interested?
>>705379026
Got a switch in my ass, get off me.
HAHA I WONT GET STABBED
New guy here
Reporting for hairs duty
I'm a guard what kind of drugs do you fags want smuggled in?
>>705382290
Gunna get stabbered to death today
>>705379026
what about a snitch ?
>>705382485
Depends where you're smuggling it, Chief.
>>705379115
I'd like to either stab you, or be your guard buddy. But preferably stab...
I'm a pretty hard mother fucker. I'm in here, because I hacked into a Top Secret facility researching Internet Memes.
The pigs caught me, because they happened to be controlling my node.
I know how to write code in over 3 different Scripting languages, including Bash, Python, and Autohotkey
Fuck this place
Im in here for life, stab me
Golly I sure hope I don't get fucked in the ass.
>first day here
>>705382794
stab stabe
>>705382846
>drops soap up your ass
GETS STABBED!!@
>>705382666
Doods, Satan just rocked up in our joint.
Wat do?
>>705382666
It's going through the kitchen buried in bags in the food
Kiil me, pls :-)
>>705383178
pl-please. You can fuck my corpse.
Roll
Time to die!!
>>705384042
damnit
ok
>>705384068
cmon....
>>705384095
lemme die already
Prison, huh?
Prison guard
>>705384125
really..?
>>705384150
nope, but I got 3 5's for you.
RIP in pepperoni
kill me, pls
Aye
>>705384211
meant to link
>>705384095
>>705384125
>>705384155
of course i am a guard you degenerates
>>705379115
Fuckin goof deserved it
shank me
I'll kill any of yall asses
>>705384261
cmon...
>>705384265
Well shit....
>>705384287
suck my dick, bitch ass punk!!!
OPEN ALL THE CELLS
>>705384141
Source
>>705379026
guard get
You can have my bootyhole for 5 cigs nigga
>>705384334
why can't I die?
>>705384339
kill me pls
ROll
>>705384444
I'M OUT!!
>>705384438
damnit, just kill me.....
i am guard, i am off shift now so I go home
>>705384476
WHY?!!?!?!!?!!?
>>705379026
Rolling for zozzle
>>705384506
this is like... what 20 rr already?
>>705384546
why won't it just end?
When stealing timbs goes wrong
>>705384408
Say hello to my shank ese
>>705379026
they see me rolling
Where can I hide a spoon?
>>705384578
pls... pl-please...
>>705384622
why..?
>>705379026
Were are you annons in jail for?
>>705384656
>>705384594
it... won't... it won't end
>>705379026
time to shiv some googles
>>705384697
plsssss..................
>>705384733
just... end it
not stabbed
>>705384667
>>705384772
let it... be over....
Rolling for 0. Gotta get my stripes.
Pic related - it's me
>>705384817
I want...
>>705384850
to die!
THANK YOU!!!!
>>705384772
No tears, only dreams now friend
dubs break out
Roll
>>705379026
Awe hell yah
>>705384827
Aww fuck now you fags are locked in here with me
Roll
>>705384620
Too late, someone hid the shank end of a spoon in you nigger.
>>705384898
Nice try fuckboy, watch a pro's GET
>>705379208
I am a guard, I do what I want... like get dubs.
>>705385797
rekt boi
kill me pls
Warden please
>>705384804
>myspace
>that big
Those were the days.
yo fish, i'm gonna need your cock in my mouth
Rollin
>>705379026
roll
well we come here to play, DOUBLE 00 here we go
>>705386911
almost
Hey I'm jimmy sabroni nice to mech yah
C'mon nigger.
>>705379026
But I'm not black.
memes
Shit
ded
Rool
roll
Roll
Drop the soap
Wass?
Ay. Did my transcript go thru cuz?
Well, at least I get to dress up ...
Rollin.
Where da drugs is at
step in line or get stabbed
K
Anyone here wanna get their dicks sucked?
>>705385055
Captain! Get me outta here!
Someone's getting handcuffed by me tonight
Hi, im a guard
>>705379026
a suhhhhhhhhh niggaaaa
dickbutt
Any one want to have anal sex?
I dindu nuffin
>>705379026
I didnt do nothing wrong
roll
>>705379026
>>705379026
fucj
>>705379026
Look at all my fellow niggers, spics, chinks, and heebs in here
>>705379026
Trips say I'm the warden.
>>705379026
Check this numbers, fag
Ultimate prison guard
Stay in your cells niggers
Me rolly quads
Quads now
Fuck
roll
>>705379026
Sharpening the end of a toothbrush!
>>705379026
i'll play
>>705390060
aw fuck it was nice knowing you guys
dont take the candy bar
>>705379026
post
>>705379026
25 years for dabbing in public here
Rolling
Shit fuck
>>705379026
White power!
>>705390228
Cool, now I get to be fucked
by other inmates and prison guards.
Time to get ass raped
Kill me
Fuck is up kids
Fuck u guys, im leaving tonight
Oh shit waddup
>>705379026
...
>>705379026
that porn wasn't mine i-i was holding on to it for a friend!
>>705379026
Inmate 79026 ready to escape
>>705379026
A drone drops c4 into my cell room and kills me.
>>705379026
I WANNA GET STABBED END IT PLS
>>705392020
checked
I cant wait til my execution
Lawyer fucked me.
Roll
>>705379026
Rolling for a stabbing
rollll
roll my arse out like cookie dough
>>705379026
gimme yo ass nigga
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