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ITT: We're in a maximum security federal prison

Posts ending in 0 get stabbed
Posts ending in 5 are prison guards

The rest are inmates
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Guards pls
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Cool
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Dont stab me pls
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>>705379026
>federal
Bitch
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ay fuck you nigga
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>>705379115

I'll fukken stab you holmes
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>>705379317

what you in for, mane?
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penis
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What are you gonna do, stab me?
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Crackers
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roll
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don't stab me pls
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but i dindu do nuffinnnnnnnnnnnn'
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>>705379026
Here we go! Stabbed to death?
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>>705380280

stabbed in the butt
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>>705379687
Don't you mean, "Benis :-DD"
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>>705380576

ill fucking stab you
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Stab me fag
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Golly I sure hope I don't get shanked
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>>705379026
kkk
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Guard pls
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Get back to your cells maggots!
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>>705380673
Got stabbed
Kek m8
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>>705381220
Rekt
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>>705379026
Need a few books til commissary bro. You got me?
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Didn't know butt fucking was a crime.
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Rel
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I've got some grade a dope for sale. Anyone interested?
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>>705379026
Got a switch in my ass, get off me.
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HAHA I WONT GET STABBED
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New guy here
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Reporting for hairs duty
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I'm a guard what kind of drugs do you fags want smuggled in?
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>>705382290
Gunna get stabbered to death today
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>>705379026
what about a snitch ?
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>>705382485
Depends where you're smuggling it, Chief.
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>>705379115
I'd like to either stab you, or be your guard buddy. But preferably stab...
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I'm a pretty hard mother fucker. I'm in here, because I hacked into a Top Secret facility researching Internet Memes.

The pigs caught me, because they happened to be controlling my node.

I know how to write code in over 3 different Scripting languages, including Bash, Python, and Autohotkey
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Fuck this place
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Im in here for life, stab me
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Golly I sure hope I don't get fucked in the ass.
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>first day here
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>>705382794
stab stabe
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>>705382846
>drops soap up your ass
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GETS STABBED!!@
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>>705382666
Doods, Satan just rocked up in our joint.
Wat do?
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>>705382666
It's going through the kitchen buried in bags in the food
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Kiil me, pls :-)
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>>705383178
pl-please. You can fuck my corpse.
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Roll
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>>705379026
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Time to die!!
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>>705384042
damnit
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ok
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>>705384068
cmon....
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>>705384095
lemme die already
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Prison, huh?
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Prison guard
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>>705384125
really..?
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>>705384150
nope, but I got 3 5's for you.

RIP in pepperoni

kill me, pls
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Aye
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>>705384211
meant to link
>>705384095
>>705384125
>>705384155
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of course i am a guard you degenerates
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>>705379115
Fuckin goof deserved it
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shank me
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I'll kill any of yall asses
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>>705384261
cmon...
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>>705384265
Well shit....
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>>705384287
suck my dick, bitch ass punk!!!
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OPEN ALL THE CELLS
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>>705384141
Source
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>>705379026


guard get
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You can have my bootyhole for 5 cigs nigga
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>>705384334
why can't I die?
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>>705384339
kill me pls
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ROll
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>>705384444
I'M OUT!!
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>>705384438
damnit, just kill me.....
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i am guard, i am off shift now so I go home
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>>705384476
WHY?!!?!?!!?!!?
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>>705379026
Rolling for zozzle
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>>705384506
this is like... what 20 rr already?
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>>705384546
why won't it just end?
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When stealing timbs goes wrong
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>>705384408
Say hello to my shank ese
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>>705379026
they see me rolling
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Where can I hide a spoon?
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>>705384578
pls... pl-please...
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>>705384622
why..?
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>>705379026
Were are you annons in jail for?
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>>705384656
>>705384594
it... won't... it won't end
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>>705379026
time to shiv some googles
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>>705384697
plsssss..................
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>>705384733
just... end it
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not stabbed
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>>705384667
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>>705384772
let it... be over....
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Rolling for 0. Gotta get my stripes.
Pic related - it's me
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>>705384817
I want...
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>>705384850
to die!

THANK YOU!!!!
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>>705384772
No tears, only dreams now friend
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dubs break out
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Roll
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>>705379026
Awe hell yah
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>>705384827
Aww fuck now you fags are locked in here with me
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Roll
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>>705384620
Too late, someone hid the shank end of a spoon in you nigger.
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>>705384898
Nice try fuckboy, watch a pro's GET
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>>705379208
I am a guard, I do what I want... like get dubs.
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>>705385797
rekt boi
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kill me pls
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Warden please
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>>705384804
>myspace
>that big
Those were the days.
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yo fish, i'm gonna need your cock in my mouth
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Rollin
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>>705379026
roll
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well we come here to play, DOUBLE 00 here we go
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>>705386911
almost
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Hey I'm jimmy sabroni nice to mech yah
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C'mon nigger.
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>>705379026
But I'm not black.
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memes
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Shit
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ded
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Rool
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roll
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Roll
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Drop the soap
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Wass?
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Ay. Did my transcript go thru cuz?
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Well, at least I get to dress up ...
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Rollin.
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Where da drugs is at
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step in line or get stabbed
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K
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Anyone here wanna get their dicks sucked?
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>>705385055
Captain! Get me outta here!
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Someone's getting handcuffed by me tonight
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Hi, im a guard
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>>705379026
a suhhhhhhhhh niggaaaa
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dickbutt
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Any one want to have anal sex?
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I dindu nuffin
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>>705379026
I didnt do nothing wrong
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roll
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>>705379026
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>>705379026
fucj
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>>705379026
Look at all my fellow niggers, spics, chinks, and heebs in here
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>>705379026
Trips say I'm the warden.
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>>705379026
Check this numbers, fag
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Ultimate prison guard
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Stay in your cells niggers
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Me rolly quads
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Quads now
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Fuck
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roll
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>>705379026
Sharpening the end of a toothbrush!
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>>705379026
i'll play
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>>705390060
aw fuck it was nice knowing you guys
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dont take the candy bar
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>>705379026
post
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>>705379026
25 years for dabbing in public here
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Rolling
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Shit fuck
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>>705379026
White power!
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>>705390228
Cool, now I get to be fucked
by other inmates and prison guards.
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Time to get ass raped
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Kill me
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Fuck is up kids
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Fuck u guys, im leaving tonight
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Oh shit waddup
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>>705379026
...
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>>705379026
that porn wasn't mine i-i was holding on to it for a friend!
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>>705379026
Inmate 79026 ready to escape
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>>705379026
A drone drops c4 into my cell room and kills me.
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>>705379026
I WANNA GET STABBED END IT PLS
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>>705392020
checked
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I cant wait til my execution
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Lawyer fucked me.
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Roll
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>>705379026
Rolling for a stabbing
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rollll
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roll my arse out like cookie dough
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>>705379026
gimme yo ass nigga
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