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10/10 kek'd
bumpercars
Keep em coming, need a good greentext thread every now and then for the keks
>>705351843
Das new. 10/10 mane
>Be me
>Basement Dweller
>Guy calls me looking for Kim
>mynamesnotkim.triggered
>About to tell him he's got the wrong person
>Stops
>"Yeah... Kim's here. Why?"
>Explains she might be suicidal, panic rising in his voice
>ohshitwhatdoido
>Spaghetti falls out everywhere trying to figure out how to comfort him
>"I mean... Ripperoni in Pepperoni"
>Silence both ends
>I hang up
never ask me for life advice
>>705354404
classic but always hurts
>>705354417
Top kek
>>705354966
rofl
>>705353916
That a real dead body? Why would you put a dead body in your freezer that's just incriminating...
>>705357627
You can't always dispose of it, so you have to store it for a while and there is no smell involved with a freezer
>>705354854
topkek
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