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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>705333179

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>705344290
I try not to lewd at all
>>705344335
A shot of whiskey does not a drunk Rory make.
>>705344253
Id love one personally. My dad used to combine them with scratches.
>>705344480
You're just being lewd.
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here
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Miho claimed
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>>705344627
>>705344602
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>>705344602
lol homuraxD
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>>705344619
>Scratches
Interesting...

>>705344470
What if I do?

>>705344532
No, you cum on now~

>>705344542
They wouldn't want a form of security for the back door? I mean, those are fairly cheap as fuck, and pretty easy to install... and if not making it harder, it would at least make someone breaking in a bit louder.
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Hello,D'ya'll remember about me?
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CAN'T HEAL YOU, DOM'T WANT TO
CAUSE YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T NEED TO
CAUSE YOU WON'T SAVE YOURSELF
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>>705344715
Hi kyouko bot! Cute pic.
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>>705344778
>No, you cum on now~

You would have to work hard for that :^)

>>705344804
I remember you.
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>>705344335
Fucking replicants.

>>705344619
This is good. This is part of why I like you!

>>705344810
GALIL! Elle's Mega gave me Upotte with the last several minutes corrupted from every episode! I'm sad!
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>>705344730
>>705344715
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>>705344851
Whatever she's holding is sooooooooooooooo cute
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>>705344778
Yeah I don't know

But this area isn't that prone to having houses broken into, so there's that to take into account as well
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>>705344602

Is there any way to see how many people downloaded stuff from you on soulseek, or do you need to count them from the upload list?
You should call me.
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>>705344886
thx Kyoko
Your pic of Yu matsushita's is excellent
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>>705344810

Hey Galil-chan
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>>705345010
Youre that cringy japanese guy arent you
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>>705344986
Fish?
Hi Shino. How're you?
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>>705344907
The other part is drunk Pathfinder?
>>705344778
Not going to lie. I still love head scratches.
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>>705345121
Good Getting ready to go see that new western movie. Got tickets for the EARLY SHOW
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It's because of you I'm broken
It's because of you I'm dead inside
I never asked to be here
It's because of you I'm godforsaken
I never wanted this
It's because of you I'm dead inside
>>705344907
Shieet, I dont have any downloaded (phone poster) so I can't help you out.I know you can watch it on a few websites though.
>>705345010
Hello Nip
>>705345062
Felix! <3
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>>705345082
yeah westernfag
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>>705344886
>The teasing backfired and makes me remember that it'll never happen
Whylive.png

>>705345003
Eh, I suppose so. But still, it's just kinda a peace of mind thing, ya know?

>>705345170
Hmmmm...

>QOTT: How would your waifu react to headpats/scratches?
She'd enjoy them.
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>>705345259
Yr engliah suck
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>>705345242
How are you doing?
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>>705345009
I don't think so, the only thing that gets tracked is the current amount of uploads you're doing.
Random tip: If a file has filesize and duration available it will most likely have artist/album etc metatags.

If you can't download something for some reason and can't find anywhere else talk to the uploader, people are usually nice.
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>>705345275
>Whylive.png

You just have to believe.

I'm good at teasing :^)
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>>705345220
Ah, nice. Very early show... Well, hopefully it'll be good.
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>>705345275
Yeah I know

>waifu

Sure we can go with that

But to answer the question, I honestly don't know, 50/50 chance he does or doesn't like them
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>>705345170
No, you're just generally pleasant and not a rabid twat.

>>705345242
Just complaining. It cut out right during the fountain scene!

>>705345275
Drunkenly.
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>>705344851
>POMF
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>>705345332

Huh? No. That's not the ideea. I just uploaded an album and I had like 30 downloads counted, I know how it works, don't worry.
I'm still waiting for your call, you pretentious boi
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>>705345354
As am I, to quite some degree. Still, I gotta live with the knowledge that that's just a fantasy. I ain't cute enough to have it happen.

>>705345398
It's a waifu if it's in a skirt. :^)
>Just scratch behind the ears!

>>705345436
JESUS BOOKI, AND YOU SAID MY PICTURES WERE LEWD!
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>>705345519
>I ain't cute enough to have it happen.

Who knows.

I still have that butt pic :^)
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>>705345275
Still have no idea about Rory. Id imagine she would enjoy them if they were rougher than normal, but otherwise is indifferent.
>>705345436
Being angry about everything helps nothing. Just makes you an easy target and is a stress magnet. If you have to vent there are good ways around that.
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>>705345510
Well then, you need to count them from the upload list.
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>>705345519
It would depends on if he likes me or not
>likes me, might like head pats and scratches
>dislikes me, probably not
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>>705345488
Hi Miho. What's up?
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>>705345625

Ok. I'm waiting for your download, too.
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I won't bow to something that I've never seen
Can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation

YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS TO EVERY LAST DETAIL
IN YOUR EYES YOU'RE THE VICTOR
IN MINE YOU'VE ALL BUT FAILED
>>705345323
I'm doing OK right now
>>705345436
That sucks mayne
Lewd pic btw
>>705345275
I don't remember her ever receiving one, so she would probably like one based on my guesses.
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>>705345737
What is the album?
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>>705345220
You also have to wait for the movie of Kiniro mosaic,don't you?
>>705345242
Hello how've you been?

I'll have a dinner
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>>705345790

Nicolas Jaar
Sirens
I think you will like it
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>>705345519
This is how she would react to headpats!

>>705345610
It's not even about the Esdeath angry, more just having an even keel. And you talk to me, so that's nice.

>>705345740
I have the most angry song for you! It's a pretty good workout song, too.

>My laptop can only do sound through Bluetooth headset, and mine is charging. Sorry if this video is fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0NEQd3_co
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>>705345736
Nothing much. Just got up a little while ago.
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>>705345740
>ok now

Something happen earlier?
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>>705345600
Butt why?! It's not a cute picture! Delete it!

>>705345610
Really? I could see her as literally giving you a blank stare like that "fucks to give" gif you have, wondering what the fuck you're doing to her head.

>>705345642
>Not thinking you could impress your wai-husbando.
Kitten, pls.

>>705345740
>Same advice, scratch behind the ears!

>>705345902
It's
L E W D
E
W
D
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>>705345959
Ah. Sleep well, then?
>
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>>705345888
Isn't this from one of those labels that Futa spams? I'm listening to a random record from him, I like it.
Also check this, somewhat comfy power electronics, at least the first part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bBrmVluxI
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>>705346103
>Butt why?! It's not a cute picture! Delete it!

It's pretty good though. No way I'm deleting it.
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>>705344810
The only good thing that has ever been seen on this site and it has to be in this thread.

You weaboo faggots give 5FDP a bad name.
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>>705346163

I don't know nor I care, but I don't think so
Will check it when I get home
Sorry to cut it short
Just check it.
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>>705346163

Ah, you're right, is from R&S. Just checked it.
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>>705344804
lolicon
>>705344851
lolicon #2
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>>705344569
Yoko claimed <3
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>>705346165
It is not!
WHHHHHY NOT!?

>>705346239
>Give them a bad name
Wow Anon, tell us more about how our good music taste is a bad thing.
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>>705346487
>WHHHHHY NOT!?

Because I like it.
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Paint the mirrors black to forget you
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing
Everything to you is nothing

Well you're so filthy
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
Well I'm so ugly
You're better off without me and I'm better off alone
>>705345874
I've been OK mostly, its only 8 AM and nobody else is awake so I don't know how this days going to go
>>705345902
I saw NIN and figured it would be shit but I thought "Fine I'll give it a chance, it can't be that bad since he recommended it right"
It was shit mayne
>>705346012
Nothing really
>>705346103
Sound advice here
>>705346239
I don't give a shit, not even a smidgen of shit, about or for your opinion.
>>705346441
Why are there random falling batteries
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claiming
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>>705346103

Maybe, maybe not

>>705346542

If you ever need someone to talk to, although I may not be a whole lot of help, I'm here
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>>705346248
I will, I trust you're somewhat familiar with my taste.
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>>705346103
You're lewder! Just settle down!

>>705346542
Okay. To each their own.
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Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an known enemy
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>>705344569
Winry claimed
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today there are a lot of persons on the thread
Does the sunday cause this?
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*insert clever way to claim Blair*

I'm alive.
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>>705346527
I'll never understand why you like it, but fine.

>>705346767
I am not the one that posted their waifu getting ona holed!

>>705346939
Eh, it's a crapshoot on the weekends of how busy it gets.
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>>705347024
>thinking felix is a trap
Thus is a trap
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>>705347024
>I'll never understand why you like it, but fine.

It's a cute butt.
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>>705346850
Ooo, breddy good, except she's 8.

>>705347024
You're waifu a slutty slut, always showing herself off.

>>705346774
Too high to even pull off Unplugged, but then again, so was Layne Staley.
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>>705346126
Yeah i got some sleep. Was helping someone fix a car yesterday and it took all day. Doing a heater core bypass on a crown vic sucks.
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crapshoot?What do you mean by that?
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I'm going to take a nap.
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>>705347220
Holy shit how fucking new are you?
Did you know you can REPLY to someone?
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>>705346527
Post it
>>705346662
I'll go to you before a doctor Felix, don't worry bb
<3
>>705346767
Try this mayne
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2LdkpyoMY
>>705347220
It means it's extremely erratic and uncertain.
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>>705347024
oops I've made a mistake
>>705347220
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>>705347303
Can I join you, cutie?
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>>705347303
Can I cutie you, join?
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>>705347319
Ah I see
ya always this thread is empty right?
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>>705347154
There are many types of traps.

>>705347159
Nuh uh!

>>705347204
My waifu is pure!
>It's me who's the slut...

>>705347211
Oh ya, how'd that end up going?
>That camber
Why...

>>705347220
Essentially, it's always random on how many people show up.

>>705347303
Later Kokokoko.

>>705347409
Nou!
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You're born alone, you die alone
The rest is yours to fill the gap
The world goes on without you here
Adjust or just collapse

Is this what you wanted to be
Alone standing by yourself
Is this all you wanted to be
Or was that a cry for help
By yourself, by yourself, by yourself
>>705347409
YOU a cute
>>705347481
> ya always this thread is empty right?
I'm going to correct this before I answer it
It would be "Yeah, this thread is always empty right?"
And I've seen thread go pretty fast before, but it is empty quite a lot.
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>>705347559
Well after finding the leak that ended up being his heater core. I had to run a bypass line from the back of the block to the intake manifold. I have never seen a heater core leak so bad in a car before. And replacing it is going to suck cause you have to pull the dashboard out.
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>>705347159
>cute butt
Post ittttttt

>>705347559
>Not being good enough for your waifu
Come on, man.

>>705347319
Not my cup of tea. Ever listen to Opeth?
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>>705347763
"is"?now it's faster than usual,isn't it?

there are many types of traps,and I claim that Hideyoshi is the best trap
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Calamity-masu'd

My body is dead and my brain is fried
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>>705347211
I'll take your word for it. Sounds awful, as usual.
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>>705348045
I'll try, what album do you recommend?
>>705348107
>"is"?now it's faster than usual,isn't it?
Are you trying to ask if "now it's faster than usual,isn't it?" is correct?
I can't tell man
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>>705348403
<3
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>>705348009
>Having to take off the dash
Oh god, fuck that shit. I already feel for you. Glad all the basic mechanical stuff on mine is working, but I think I'ma have to take off the dash if I ever wanna fix up the dash electronics. Probably just gunna sell those as is.
>At least getting some kinda compensation for this work?

>>705348045
Heh, a loser like me? With an idol? C'mon Booki, I'm more realistic than that.
>Wants to see my butt
Fuck it, I'll be leaving for home soon enough anyways. Enjoy... or more likely don't.

>Makoto
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>>705348583
I'm saving this
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>>705348458
I couldn't find why you said "the thread is empty"
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>>705348583
He gave me some gas money. He had no idea what to do. It was pretty funny. I pulled the dash out in my GMC but that is easier then a Crown vic. He also has alot of shit wired in for his lights and siren. He is EMS. And god damit i want another Vic right now. I miss driving them.
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>>705348804
I said that at times it could be empty, but it was quite fast right now.
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>>705347763
Saying I'm a cute is the same as saying Galil is a cat, cutie!
>>705347559
But your cuter!
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>>705348933
I see
Such a situation is rare,I think
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>>705348458
Blackwater Park was their best, but they've released enough that I'd go by song.

>>705348583
N-No! I was talking to Kyouko about a specific image! I DID NOT WANT THIS.

>>705349028
>But Galil is a cat.
Am I being slow?
>>
>ITT: nice people having nice conversations

Pfft. Gay.
>>
>>705349186
Homo
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>>705348749
For what purpose...
>Fuck it, if I'm being a sloot and posting pics of myself again, have my thigh highs too

>>705348887
That's not too bad I guess, then. I honestly have no idea how difficult it is to pull out a dash, but I always assumed it was pretty difficult. And I feel ya, a Vic is one of the few land barges I'd seriously consider buying... if only to paint it black/white and be THAT cunt.

>>705349028
I am no such thing!

>>705349167
That was the specific image we were talking about. Unless there was some conversation I missed...
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>>705349186
This
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>>705349292
That gif made me kill myself. I'm back now. Fuck you dad.

>>705349286
What are you, straight? Fucking fag.
>>
>>705349028
But you're the cute one and Galil is a fox
>>705349087
Yeah
>>705349167
I pressed shuffle on Spotify and it was just 2 classical sounding songs, then suddenly some demon voice screamo, kek.
Not really my taste so far, I'll try Blackwater Park before leaving though.
>>705349289
ONE
HUNDRED
PERCENT
ERECT
>>
>>705349480
no
i'll suck you off if you want
>>
>>705349573
I already did you hetero fucking poofter. Go back to fucking chicks you weird cunt. I love you.
>>
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>>705349289
Heaving it black and white in California is illegal unless you put a big X on the doors. Some other states have then laws to. And if you ever do anything stupid it wont be hard to find a black and white in the city that doesnt use that color.
Also if you do buy one go with the 06 and up for the newer cluster. And the lowest year to go would be the 04. I myself want a 06+
>>
>>705349562
If I'm cute than Galil is a cat and a crappy gun!
>>
>>705349289
Whose are this sensational legs?
I wanna know the detail
>>
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I drank too much last night and now I'm paying the ultimate price.
Anyone else wishing they were dead today?
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>>705349289
It was a conversation you missed. Kyouko had a butt pic of Kyouko. I was not ready for this.

>>705349562
Songwise? The Drapery Falls is one of their more famous. They're all very talented, it's just whether or not their style strikes you.

>>705349785
Galil
>pic related

>>705349856
>Paying what is owed
Understanding, but no pity.

>Da Suika
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6_EYcRfBOE
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>>705349371
>>705349028
Cat ear Koume is just.... the best
>>
>>705349930
I'm done.
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>>705349371
Ya, not cute at all! Unlike yours which are super cute!

>>705349562
WHY?!

>>705349774
Hmmm, I guess that law makes sense. I would assume it would only be for certain schemes though, right? Like if I wanted to go with the panda Trueno scheme, I wouldn't need the Xs, ya?
>New cluster
But old clusters have such a charm to them!
>Pic related, my cluster

>>705349821
They are mine. I took that a while ago, and I found it again recently.

>>705349907
Well you should have been prepared.

Heading home now, please save replies for me when I get there.
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>>705349856
I went to the English school and I noticed my poorness of English conversation…and lack of ability of finding good topics which attract someone.
I wish I could be dead and reborn as a good commander of jokes and cool conversation
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>>705350082
Breddy gud 1/1.

Here's some music for the non-screamos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRW1WN5YiR8
>P5!
>>
>>705348465
>>
>>705350318
Q: What did the orange say to the banana?

A: I fucking hate you.
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>>705350336
I have others...but they are a little lewd. That's the only other one I could find. Plenty of regular Koume though
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YOU TALK AND YOU TALK, YOU PREACH AND BITCH BUT YOUR WORDS DONT MEAN A THING
YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE, YOU GIVE WHAT YOU GET
JUST THE WAY ITS ALWAYS BEEN

I choose death before dishonor
I'd rather die than live down on my knees
Bury me like a soldier, WITH MY DIGNITY
>>705349785
IM TEARING MYSELF APART
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>>705349856
Not really, but I may be later.We had some extremely mouth meltingly hot salsa yesterday and I drank a whole bowl of it when my brother said I was too much of a pussy to eat any.
Good thing I'm using his bathroom later
>>705349907
>That filename
Rood!
But they aren't really my style tbh
>>705350173
Take it as a compliment ;^)
>>705350318
Your main problems are that you put words in the wrong order sometimes and you are WAY too formal.
>>
>>705350461
>>705350082
Can you not post as me
People may get confused
>>705350173
That butt is so cute I would smash it!
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>>705350461
She also from ... Idolsomething?

I appreciate you not posting lewds. It's the sign of higher intelligence.

>>705350318
lang-8 dot com. Seriously. Improved my Japanese reading a ton.

>>705350574
It's nice to disagree with someone about music and not hear "Don't like what I don't like!"

Tool? Iron Maiden?
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>>705349907
Not that I don't deserve it. I can have regrets though.

>>705350318
I'm with you there.
I can hold a conversation but mainly bore whoever I'm talking to.

>>705350574
Bad move.
Was it at least delicious?
>>
Mikasa claimed :3
>>
>>705350759
Attack on Titan is shit
>>
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>>705350173
>see pic

>>705350451
<3
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>>705350173
Yours?OMG…I have to return my certificate that shows I am hetro
>>705350574
I admit I often made a mistake about the word,such as missing words or mistaking the meaning of words,but I don't make often order mistakes,I think.
I mean to do it as my textbook says,though jap's textbook is retarded and told us too old information to use in this time
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>>705350173
Black X6 phantom
White X6 panda
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>>705350756
You can. Also Stocking a good waifu, so forgiveness. Are you ESL?

>>705350816
The knife that Mikasa uses to kill her parents is the best character in that show.
>>
I don't remember asking you about your imperfections
You might win one battle
But know this, I'LL WIN THE FUCKING WAR

STEP TO ME, STEP TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
ZIP YOUR LIP, YOU'VE RUN OUT OF TIME
STEP TO ME, STEP TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
TALK THE TALK, NOW WALK THE LINE
>>705350736
I like Tool some, but don't really listen to them for some reason.
Never really like Iron Maiden.
>>705350907
>but I don't make often order mistakes,I think
Ironically, you made one right there.It should be "But I don't think I make order mistakes often"
>>705350756
It was very delicious
>I can feel it sliding throughout my intestines
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>>705351148
Fuck
>>
I need some names of anime traps
Here is what I have
>Pico
>Felix
>Rider of Black
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>>705351071
Awh, thank you!
Your waifu is super cute~ I love that picture!
I'm not ESL~

>>705351148
I hope you're ready.
Hades is waiting to make you burn.
>>
>>705351398
Saya
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>>705350574
Me and compliment should not be in the same sentence!

>>705350659
EH?!?!

>>705350862
Gotta say, I prefer the older one.
>Automatic
Ew.

>>705350907
EHH?!

>>705350957
What?

>>705350736
So now I'm dumb too?
>
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>>705351148
Umm…I should write as the English books say?I made the sentence like oral conversations.
My dictionary says the word "often" should be put before verbs usually and to emphasize it can be placed at the top or bottom of the sentence.
This is my mistake,I have to acknowledge
>>
>>705351508
I'd fuck your butt, that's a compliment right?
>>705351407
I hope he's ready to be locked out of his bathroom for an hour and for his whole room to smell like melted ass
>>705351664
The dictionary is formally correct, but when speaking English, formal is only for conversations that are well, formal.So in a business meeting, do that, but when posting on /b/, do what I said.
>>
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>>705351407
>First person to call Suika cute~
IMMEDIATE FRIENDS

>>705351508
Oh settle down. You only lewd to antagonize me. You are very strangely down on yourself.
>headpat

>>705351664
lang-8 dot com, I'm telling you m8. It has worked wonders for me.
>>
>>705351508
Then do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrG29DPVVFw
>>
>>705351508
No homo of course, cutie!
Its not like I take delight in cute trap butt!
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>>705351823
>Didn't reply to me
hellodarknessmyoldfriendivecomtotalkwithyouagain.jpg
>>705351937
Its not gay unless the trap is doing the fucking
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>>705350933
Hi Alice
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>>705351398
Add Hideyoshi Kinoshita,plz
>>705351508
>EHH you will be faggot?
I'd love to say I don't intend to,but the legs are "his" right?
>>705351810
Ok,it seemed that my way of posting is confusing to read,I'll be careful from now on
>>705351823
Oh that sounds great
Will check it
>>
>>705352016
Settle down guncat. I still love you. Here is a reply just for you.
>>
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>>705352120
Hello Doctor
>>
>>705352120
I wanna be "facking-to-the-gate" of Kurisuteena
Speaking of traps I have to take the name of ruka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn5X2PCxVBU
>>
>>705352138
>>705351507
Thanks, I'm making a folder of anime traps.
>Pico
>Felix
>Rider of Black
>Saya
>Hideyoshi Kinoshita
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>>705352138
Yeah, that's better than your other posts.
Also, I've never met a Nip that was good at English so you're probably fine tbh.
>>705352234
>
>>
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Taking shower, be back in a bit
>>
>>705352621
Can I hop in with you?
>>
>>705352621
let me fuck your cunt dry bitch
>>
>>705352733
Horny bastard.
>>
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>>705352472
>But I don't have elf ears.

>>705352621
See you soon!
>>
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>>705351810
It is, and something I would probably enjoy. But why?! It's not cute at all!

>>705351823
I have a positive outlook on life in general, but my self esteem is so low that I feel the need to insult myself often.

>>705351851
Not bad at all. Sounds like popcorn!

>>705351937
If you do, then you should state at your own butt!
And I am not cute!

>>705352138
They are. I think I have the red and black pair around here somewhere... I'll post it later when I get back on a computer.

>>705352344
The main antagonist of Mariaholic. Nearly the whole fucking cast of Secret Princess Himegoto. Ryou and Saki from Indolmaster. I could name a bunch if I was on my desktop looking at all my series.
>>
>>705352837
My water is out you retard
>>
>>705353000
TRIPS MEANS SHAG
>>
>>705353000
Poor cunt.

>>705353069
69
>>
>>705353069
>Shag
Are you fucking British?
>>
>>705352873
Here
>>705352914
>Not cute
It's cute enough that I would anally ravage you, and I have high standards for traps.
>>705353218
Maybe he just wants a new carpet
>>
>>705352914
I like you. Otherwise I wouldn't talk to you -every- time I see you.
>Maybe don't jerk off at work, though.

>U NO HU
>>
>>705353137
>>705353218
hurr arr u fukin autistoc?

I earn $290k a year in british money here in the UK doin fuck all but telling boats when to come in ,fuckall you
>>
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>>705351810
His own fault. Gotta face the consequences.

>>705351823
No way!
How are you constantly being called cute?!
>>
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>>705352914
>the black and red pair
Oh no is /b/ truely a heaven for the traps?

This song of fripside's is what I listen to enthusiastically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YrfB2O2Glc
>>
>>705352914
There fun cars. But that was also a chevy swapped one. Id be happy just to have another. Know anyone who wants to buy a lancer?
>>
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>>705353334
>>
>>705353354
>how are you constantly being called cute?!
I meant "aren't".
>>
you realise they're just pictures of anime and will never marry you right
>>
>>705353365
FUCKING CHINESE MUSIC
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtd5ZMBLoFI
>>
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>>705353395
Do you know me
>>
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>>705353497
You realise we're not looking for your approval, right?
>>
>>705353334
I earn 2 million usd a year, you can trust me, I'm on the internet.

Poor kike.
>>
>>705353497
Yes. Most of us realize this, if not all of us.
>>
A Shag in Football fucks the ball?
>>
>>705353573
I'm donald trump

Poor kike
>>
>>705353565
>>705353552
>>705353478
>>705353395
>>705353365
>>705353354
>>705353262
>>705352914
>>705352873

Haha trolled you all autists
>>
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>>705353262
O-Oh! Well then!

>>705353354
I don't think anyone has ever called Suika cute.
>>
claimed
>>
>>705353542
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
>>
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>>705353660
>>
>>705353650
Nigger

Poor weeb
>>
>>705353664
Suika a cute!
Do I get a high-five and a turbomansion?
>>
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>>705353542
Hey you so retarded that you can't distinguish Japanese from Chinese


Don't tell me that for the western it sounds the same

If my waifu doesn't marry me,the existence of hers in my mind help me live,that's all.
>>
>>705353728
I'm a Navy Seal trained in Gorilla warfare

Poor civilian
>>
>>705353793
ok
>>
>>705353781
>not knowing about the chinese cartoons meme
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE NEW
GET OFF MY KURDISH UNDERWATER BASKET-WEAVING FORIM
>>
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>>705353871
I want a lancer
>>
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>>705353497
Only partly true
>>705353664
I've called her cute before
>>
>>705353917
2002
>>
>>705353885
Post lewds
>>
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>>705353262
O-oh my...

>>705353263
Heh, thanks. And I know, I don't do it often. I try not to do it at all, but if I'm sitting there with a stiffy for an hour and a half, by fuck I'm gunna go get rid of it.

>>705353365
It is. But ya, it's on my desktop. Not on my phone. Sorry.

>>705353395
An LS1 swap I assume?
And shit, as much as I love my drifting, I'd love to have a Lancer. What year? Trim? Stick or auto? Any mods?

>>705353478
I am not! Your legs suggest otherwise!

>>705353664
>No one calls Suika a cute
I never felt a need to state the obvious, m8.
>>
>>705353963
2134
Nice number btw
>>
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Why don't call Suika cute?Besides her,Characters in Touhou project are so cute
>>
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>>705349856
What a cutie
>>
>>705354000
triple
1963
>>
>>705354104
Best number is 53 tho
>>
>>705354147
27 is nice
>>
>>705344569
Dude, you are LITERALLY on here 24/7 making one thread after another once they hit the image limit.

Do you sleep? Do you shower? Do you leave the house? Do you even have any friends?

You may be awesome on here because you provide the board with these threads but offline, bro I'm seriously concerned about you.
>>
>>705354198
42 has its merits
>>
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>>705353968
It was a 5.3 swap with a Ls6 cam.

08 GTS paddle shifters, leather seats, Build in GPS with hard drive and bluetooth. 500watt kicker sound system. Car is all stock. Engine and exhaust.

Also why the fuck is there a 2MB upload size now?
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>>705354242
you who are attending here is the same faggot
>>
>>705354244
naturally
i like 2147483647
>>
>>705353968
My legs may be nice but my butt isn't! It's hairy and flat.
>>
>>705354242
The Rugachan is too NEET to have friends or family tbh

Pretty sad I know
>>
>>705354666
>too NEET to have family
What does that even mean? How is that possible?
>>
>>705354242
It's a bot, idiot.
>>
>>705354459
The fuck? That doesn't even make sense.

I just happened to make an observation when ever I come to /b/ I see the same guy making the same thread.
>>
>>705354758
if these threads are made by bots then they aren't allowed anywhere on 4chan. good job you just ruined these threads for everybody.
>>
>>705354916
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