gf wants to cuck me
dubs decide what i say next
>>705323855
Fake
dubs for nice bait mate
>>705323855
Fuck off, your stuff will be out in the streets. Never contact me again.
>>705323988
Checked
Unless you are into that shit say no. She is literally asking you permission for her to cheat on you. If she keeps pushing for it ask her for an open relationship so you can at least get some other pussy.
>>705323855
Never reply to her texts or communication attempts ever again, and move on with your life as though you had dumped her. You are single now.
>>705324058
Shit just got real.
>>705323855
Tell her that you are going to move to nigeria
>>705323855
Fake. b8.
But if not, then she definitely already has someone in mind, and has likely already fucked him.
So say "oh thank god I'm not the only one. I've been fucking this guy from work for about a month now."
>>705324058
rolling
>>705323855
reply with "Only if he fucks me in the ass aswell"
>>705324142
Just do this.
>>705323855
id say the same shit back.
but worst
"babe your pussy fucking terrible i got this new bitch that fuken swallows and lets me cum in her ass, but ill talk to you for the emotional stuff" fuken dump this bitch /b/ro
>>705323855
I've wanted to fuck a mans arse for a while. I only need you to cook and clean.
>>705324408
bumpy
>>705324408
bumper
>>705324408
dubs bump
>>705323855
Only if I can get some woman to actually satisfy my sexual needs
>>705323855
Post pics of gf?
>>705323988
that was retarded waste of dubs
No
only if i'm allowed to fuck him aswell
>>705323988
OP ISNT GOING TO DELIVARRRR
>>705324723
If I get dubs then post her nudes
>>705324723
>josh
fuck off op u arent even trying
>>705324058
Rolling
I like turtles
>>705324862
Reroll
>>705324335
This.
>>705324058
Roll
>>705324058
Roll
Suggest swinging, or just cuck it up and suck her bull off
Rolling for this >>705324058
>>705324723
You're an idiot. You shouldn't be leaving this up to chance on a Mongolian basket weaving community.
Tell her to get her shit and be gone by morning or she can dumpster dive for whatever you toss.
>>705323855
Dubs or no, I'd tell her to get the FUCK out....
She's already fucking that other man, anon....
Just my 2 cents... Take it, or don't...
>>705324058
Rerolling
Im sorry my fucking 3 inch chode isnt enough to please you
>>705324723
as long as I get to fuck other girls
>>705325059
This
>>705325111
lmfao, Rip OP
>>705325111
WINRAR
also
ROLLING FOR
>>705325114
>>705324058
roll
>>705323855
>mutually
How? So she can make you feel shitty and feel safe that you won't fight back because she's got another dick in her ass?
Lmfao. I'll never understand females.
Only if I watch him fuck your ass
>>705324058
rolling
>>705325111
Shit, OP gotta say this for sure
>>705325111
Winrar
>>705324058
rolllll
Why cant your pussy look like this?
>>705325111
kek
>>705325111
TRIIIIPS
break up with her and fuck the guy she wants to fuck
>>705325200
after this; say
"Wait, unless i get to fuck these other girls I've been talking to"
>>705325198
Roll
>>705325287
reroll
>>705325200
check em
>>705323855
She's too literate to be cuck in you directly. This smells like bait.
>>705324408
rolling
>>705325246
Rerolling
>>705325318
>>705325287
Reroller
>>705325287
rerolly
>>705325246
My EYES!
>>705325198
Reroll
>>705323949
yeah this is fake op is a bored retard and i saged his thread
Sent from my Android phone
>>705325324
cucking *
Fucking mobile
>>705325287
F U C C T H I S S H I T
REROLL
>>705325111
Winrarr
>>705325200
This is all that needs to be said, OP....
>>705325287
Rawling
>>705325287
rollerderbo
>>705325287
rol
>>705325059
This
>>705325287
another roll
>>705325059
"on a Mongolian basket weaving community"
my sides, thank you anon
>>705324335
OP is a guy though.
>>705325588
Fuccking finally
*elevator music*
>>705325590
So you lie within the same paragraph.... If it's not about the anatomy, but about the physical love, then it's ABOUT THE ANATOMY....
You got 2hrs to vacate the premises...
Ignore the dubs. If you are comfortable with it then go for it. If not kill her and feed her to a large pig.
>>705325590
Only if it's a black guy and you have to always take 2
>>705325712
Premeses*
>>705325590
Kek
Dump this bitch
"Well as long as I get to fuck your sister i'm good."
>>705325712
Roll for this
>>705325722
Winrar
This is so fake it hurts to read
only if i can fuck all the pussy i want
>>705325732
fack, I was right the first time...
>>705325590
nigga you two gunna be broken up in a week
>>705325590
Holy shit op I'm cringing if this is real, don't leave all of what you say to this slut up to /b/ just tell that cunt she is a whore for even thinking this shit up and break up with her. Don't be a pussy
Ok but he gets to fuck me too
im breaking up with you. right now. never talk to me again.
wew lad
Hah. Death to the infidel..ity.
Ok but you can only do anal. And he has to fuck my ass too
>>705325618
You're underage, aren't you?
OP is a fucking faggot. That's the joke.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>705325111
Check
WINRAR
and
LEL
ur pussy stank u wanna be whore. ur not even good enough to be a whore u ask me first. pfft. niggers should be burned along with jews.
>>705324058
Roll
>>705325939
Re-roll
Do I get to fuck him too?
>>705326002
reroll
Fine but only your dad
>>705325939
wow this shits gold
>>705326002
rooooollllll
send me a nude holding up your pinky and ill think about it
>>705325991
He already sent that one, jackass
>>705325590
NIGGA, YOU ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS, DON'T EVER FUCKING CONTACT ME AGAIN
I think it's a great idea, it's only fair tbh especially after what happened between me and Sarah
>>705326163
roll
>>705326002
roll
op takes a lomg time to forge these texts
>>705325712
Rerawlin' because fuck this anon >>705325722
>>705326144
WINRAR
>>705325590
Sure, so long as I get to choose who it is..
>>705326184
Roll
this is the cingiest fake I've ever seen on this board. Ever. I simply cannot comprehend why you all morons are even replying to it. Stop liking this thread please
le reeeee >__< :/
>>705326163
Roll for this
>>705326144
check em!!!
>>705326154
roll
>>705326002
roll
>>705326184
See The relationship burn
>>705326002
>niggers should be burned along with jews.
>>705326184
this + this means I can continue fucking Sarah, right?
>>705325590
Well i have bad news for u...
I have aids
>>705326163
this lmao
I will kill your dad, disasseble him and feed it to ou and your mother. Then I will murder you both.
Trips get
>>705326144
HERE WE GO
"Yeah, I feel the same way. You're boring as hell and I met this cute girl and I already fucked her. So bai bai bitch".
>>705323855
dump her NOW
>>705326163
reroll
>>705326322
my god
>>705326331
Almost faggot
>>705326246
roll
>>705326322
winrar
dude just leave the hoe
>>705326333
Nice trips.
>>705326322
HAHHAHAHAHA
>>705326235
>wants to fuck other guys
>wait your talking to other girls????×??!!?÷?
Stupid cunt. Even if b8. If not b8, leave her. Dump her ass. And also her nudes pls thx.
>>705326235
Kek if this girl is real she's a total bitch.
>lemme fuck other guys
>YOU TALKED TO GIRLS?!?
It actually sounds like a typical woman
>>705326235
>Good Goyim!
>This isn't my friend, this is a representation of ALL women!
>Never reproduce!
>>705326322
Win do it Op, tell the bitch
>>705326322
>>705326333
>>705326333
TRIPS DEMANDS IT!
>>705325287
ROLLERINO
fuck? dump time.
>>705326184
Wait.... bro do you live in texas by any chance?
>>705326333
>>705326333
>>705326333
>>705326322
WINRAR
Pls don't
I'm afraid this will destroy our relationship. What will Happen to The Child if we Break up?
>She asks what Child
Honey, i've got something to tell you:
I'm pregnant!
i hate niggers
DELIVER OP!
You want to cuckold me bitch I'm ganna shot you and that nigga
"You know what, fine. But while he fucks you I have to fuck him. That way you still belong to me."
>>705326235
Could have called that one...women...
man if op could text his two phones faster this would be a good thread
>>705325114
rollin for this
You were never as good as the Thai lady boys.
You're building a wall in my pants, and it's going to be huge!
Can I watch?
>>705326592
OP do this one >>705326322
>>705323855
But we are in a cuck relationship? I've been fucking the girl at work for months now.
>>705326618
Fucking roll
Read her Miranda Rights to her
>>705326532
Roll
Fuck you, you stupid cunt. Go find yourself a nigger so he can turn your pussy into roast beef, thats obviously what you want. Have fun living off of welfare checks, thats all niggers are good for.
>>705326592
why cant i satisfy ur sexual needs ; <<<<<<<<<
>>705326667
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>705326532
Rollerino
>>705326618
Roll
>>705326604
Kek
>>705326700
OOOO WINRAR SON
>>705326618
Rolling
>>705326700
Fucking hell LOL
>>705326700
Kek
winrar
>>705326532
Reeeeroll
>>705326667
Thisssssss
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>>705326667
roll
>>705326592
Major cunt has reported in
>REEEEEE MAH BODI MAH RUELS
>>705326700
BOOM, SEND IT OUT NIGGER
>>705326779
Roll
>>705323855
>>>705323855
>
>But we are in a cuck relationship? I've been fucking the girl at work for months now.
>>705326700
This
>>705326700
Nice dubs
Oi slag you think you can let some crispy niglets wrangle your muff with his burnt meat slab and say i cant shag a rag on the side? My body my rules, dear
>>705323855
>be kind of guy who gives /b/ control over conversation with GF
>wonder why you get cucked
Say you got aids
this bitch
>>705326779
reroll
>>705326532
C'mon
>>705326700
Winrar
>fucking savage
>>705326235
I've dealt with this same shit about wanting to fuck other guys but not wanting me to talk to girls, WHILE she was cheating on her boyfriend with me. WOOOWEEE girls are fucking retarded
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"I got to go I'm in the middle of something"
>>705326946
reroll
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705326700
THISSS!!!
What a bitch
>>705326618
rolling for this
>>705326700
winrar
fucking kek
>>705326957
roll
>>705326777
Get thread?
If dubs say "but I love thag thing your brother does with his tounge"
>bonus points if retarded or dead
"Yeah, for real Jessica, she said we could fuck now!"
"Whoops wrong person lmao "
>>705326700
OP pls send dis
>>705327013
Can my fake waifu, tell me if i can stick it in her pooper
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
>>705326957
ROLLING
>>705327013
She is getting back on Thursday? She is definitely already fucking someone OP.
>>705326957
Roooollllll
>>705327051
This one
>>705326930
>dating a cheater
>ever
link her to "the greatest story never told"
>>705326618
roll
Only if i can fuck him too while u fibger my anus
>>705327051
Roll
>>705327013
"Yeah, for real Jessica, she said we could fuck now!"
"Whoops wrong person lmao "
"If you get to fuck another dude, then I get to fuck all the girls I want. My body my rules, you said it yourself."
>>705326532
Thiiiiiiiiis
I been sleeping with this chubby brown girl and don't you fucking day anything about it because that works make you a racist and a body shamer
>>705327013
You know what you're a bitch and it's real I got the results today juat wanted to tell you in person course I was sad but fuck it enjoy it cunt
>>705326144
THIS OP to confirm youre not a fag
I'll let this slide if you let me have a foursome with your sister and mother. It's the only way my sexual needs will be fulfilled
>>705327155
WINRAR
>>705325590
Ok, idc about dubs. But. You should tell her that if that's how she likes it, then you'll get another girl for yourself for the same reason. See if she relishes the thought. If not, dump her ass. If yes, dump her ass after you find a girl and fuck right before her eyes.
>>705327171
Roll
>>705327174
this
>>705327155
here we go
Fuck off stop being so calm i'm not going to stay with you don't try to calm me down. Go find yourself an 8 inch cock to satisfy your sexual needs and leave me alone. Don't stop by at my house i'll bring your stuff as soon as you get home
Don't come back on thursday
>>705327222
I want to agree with you, but I just can't.
OP should just dump Jess and move on seriously.
>>705327198
OP dont ignore the powers that be
>>705327155
do it
>>705326700
OP pls deliver
>>705327155
>>705327171
Send it, op
>>705327222
F A G
A G F
G F A
>>705327174
Rollerino
"Honey i cant talk right now i just realized something and its really fucking with me"
>doug wot
When two people kiss theyre just making one long tunnel connected by mouth with two assholes at the end"
fine but i get to fuck whoever i want
I'm just a simple man with simple needs, if you really want to fuck another guy, you can also go fuck yourself.
Youre a stupid bitch and im breaking up with you. How would you feel if i wanted to fuck sarah all the time and still be with you emotionally. Youre a discusting person to put me through this never talk to me again plus im posting this on fb
>>705327329
Rolling
>>705323855
How about we bring in two other women instead? One to fill my emotional needs, one to fill my sexual needs, and you could fill my financial needs. Deal?
>>705323855
Shut the fuck up.
>>705327277
>>705327171
YOURE FALLING BEHIND
>>705327222
See also: >>705326235
She clearly doesn't want to fuck OP anymore, just doesn't want to start an emotional relationship with the new stud she's fucking....
>>705327387
What this guy said
>>705327051
ROLLERINO
>>705324058
roll
>>705326777
Cmon dude, I got trips
>>705327013
I thought you came back on Friday. I'll be with Sara on Thursday
>>705323855
Come on, guys, this is obviously fake.
>>705327329
roll for all thats holy
>>705327329
fucking this
Rollin, Send me pic of finger in but ;)
>>705327387
I really want this one
>>705327397
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>705327387
Thissssssss
>>705327478
I second this