Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>705316098
I'm awaken. So I got that going, which is bad
>>705316493
Loser.
> Best I don't know how much more of this i can handle fox claimu
Claiming best girl
Mornin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4
>>705316412
uhh ok I just dont get what you mean about what you said also why would you argue with her if you love her just agree with everything she says
>>705316425
well yeah but they still suck
>>705313783
Alive and kicking, kind of asking out of courtesy as I haven't asked in a long time I suppose.
>>705316425
Banning stuff gets them highfives
also half the mod irc is make /b/ great again types
>>705316259
Just wait, in 10 years zoosexuals will probably be openly discussed on all the major news networks.
>>705316190
a good portion of tall guys like tall girls, so they would be kinda jealous of us. i honestly prefer a girl whos the same height as me, 3-4 inches shorter at the most
juvia, lewd time?
still here
>>705316190(Shinoa)
...Does your last name have the letter V
>>705316664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Er6l7UOnbI
Here you go, complete stranger.
Claiming Felix
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>is this the lewd edition?
>>705316649
I argued BECAUSE I love her. I want her to be healthy, psychically and mentally.
>>705315319
He's off life support. He'll slowly be going down throughout the night.
>>705315333
Goes to show, you have have an extremely powerful car, but it don't men shit if you don't know how to drive with it.
>>705315949
Is what it is, Kitten.
>You already know the music I'd recommend.
>>705316033
Just in time~
>>705316393
Ayyyy Breeki.
>>705316371
and I appreciate that. hue.
>>705316425
the whole pack mentality thing is pretty interesting to me. especially involving an actual human in the mix. usually the human owning the dogs is the pack alpha but like...I dunno, it's not the same as in the wild. but considering your unique relationship, is it more similar to the way it might be in the wild?
oh? is that how your love of dogs got started? with a dog walking business?
that's a pity. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
gays are pretty tolerated from what I've seen, though far from completely accepted. in spite of this I do feel very fortunate that my family has been so accepting. your situation is certainly different from mine, and I sympathize with you. hopefully you find more acceptance in your life, or at the very least tolerance. people should just be nicer to each other in my opinion. it sucks how horrible everyone is, and that's coming from a cynical asshole like myself.
>>705316508
well it can only go up from here, right?
>>705316862
no lewd allowed!
>unless you want to
>>705316778
Ruripls
>>705316899
Put him back on life support and tell him "you're not dying yet you scrublord"
>>705316887
but you made her mad now she might not want to be with you
>>705316923
I most definitely want to. Just not sure if anyone else does.
>>705316624
*pets the fox*
Go to sleep
>>705316923
Eventually I'll go back to sleep. How are you doing, Beatrice
>>705317019
Might as well
>last post of tonight
>>705317019
well, I think most people here are opposed to lewd, but it *is* /b/ after all. my opinion is generally that people should do as they please.
>>705317105
tonight I am doing pretty well. drunk and feeling far less horrible than usual, thank you for asking.
>>705317137
goodnight!
>>705317012
At first i was questioning why you'd say something like that, then I went back two posts and it all became clear
You probably shouldn't give relationship advice
>>705317105
Nyet
>Captch has some swirled line, That's not a letter, assholes
>>705317012
She already said that she doesn't have feelings. So what did I have to lose? Even if she develops feelings I don't want her to be broken. Don't want her to have to go to a shrink
>>705317233
>Forgot pic
>>705316140
Asuna's sounds kinda.. off to me at times
>>705317137
Goodbye senpai
>>705317220
Yeah but I've seen a few people on here get with it.
>>705316295
>>705316614
FUCK YEAH
>>705316362
>cheshire cat
Very much so~
>>70531637
>>705316614
Sorry dude:(
>>705316713
Same. At least up to my chest
>>705316739
Nope. Does your's start with an M?
>>705316899
Big guns don't mean shit with the weilder can't use it right
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>705317009
good grandparents are nothing but the original cancer that made your parent they way they are
>>705317279
then why are you even following her around she doesnt love you but you can try and show her the error but if its a lost cause then forget about her
>>705317220
Something lifting your spirits?
>>705317233
Why? You need sleep :(
>>705317137
Bad lil ship
Bad
>>705316899
oh well, well at least it seems your not taking it hard
>>705317137
good night
>>705317384
im willing if more pitch in
>>705317368
talking about sao abridged?
>>705317307
I could interfeere and give advice but, I think I'll pass on this one.
>>705317368
Her freak outs in 10 were great
"What the fuck..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! THAT WAS OUR OUT!!"
"I DON'T KNOW, I PANICKED!!!"
>>705317439
Night Smuggalicious!
>>705317439
Ohthankgodwearen'tsomehowrelatedbecauseifwewerethiswoukdbereallyawkward. How was your day?
>>705317384
that's true. a fair few lewdies around here.
>>705317480
well, alcohol tends to put me in a better mood than usual, but yes, my mood has been pretty improved over the last several days because of someone~
>>705316923
I have other peoples things I can show off anyways.
>>705317470
I'm not following her. She shows signs of affection when we see eachother (hugs me and stuff, not like the awkward kind, the kind where your pelvises are touching). But she will be glad she tells me.
>>705317494
So am i. Hopefully more people join in
>>705317571
Can't say I'm against them
>>705317494
Yeah, like she has some sort of accent in very brief parts
>>705317561
JUST PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON
Toppest kek, wish I had someone do that to me
>>705317551
Nepupu
>>705317571
Oh, that's good. It's always nice to find someone so makes the misery of life slightly less miserable
>>705317565
Agreed. Been busy but I'm now sleeping. Nice talking to some one a bit similar to me
>shinoa
>>705317439
Exactly. Night Smugs.
>>705317494
Being all mopey and sad ain't gunna save him, so why bother? Life's a bitch, and death is part of it. Just pay my respects and move on.
>>705317613
what a slut.
>>705317722
and I am not against them either. I am a known pervert.
>>705317752
very true. and they do a wonderful job of it. hopefully you will find one too <3
>>705317763
Goodnight to you then.
>>705317470
> but if its a lost cause then forget about her
I think i have irony poisoning now
>>705317551
I think it's interesting that Esdeath is giving any advice
>>705317439
sleep well!
>>705316899
Maybe, I dunno
smoke meth erryday
>>705317752
Nepu!
>>705317839
Truly fascinating.
>Irony poisoning
That was slightly hilarious.
>>705317903
Smoke crystal fucking weed.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/
>>705317991
wanna huff some gasoline brah???
>>705318047
goodnight yuuki. sleep well.
>>705317808
Trap-Slayer *
>>705317808
>3D
I don't interact with those well
>>705317991
How are you doing today
>>705318047
Good night Yuuki
>>705318047
hopefully i will be sawing logs within the hour. night!
>>705317903
Damn Son, where'd you find this?
>>705318047
Good night!
>>705317808
Then why don't you join the lewd fun?
>>705316923
Yeah, the dynamic is probably different with a human. We are all a cohesive pack. We do everything together. Eat, sleep, walk, go out, stay in. Everything. I want to take more time off work so I can spend more time with them.
Of course, that being said, they all take my lead constantly. I just woke up so there they all go waking up. I had to get up again and go on the computer. They won't let me sleep lol.
It probably is how it would be in the wild. They're all the bosses of something. My poodle is the general alpha, but my golden is the boss of food. My husky is in charge outdoors and at the door. My shepherd is in charge of toys. They kind of work out their positions just like they would in a pack.
>oh? is that how your love of dogs got started? with a dog walking business?
No, this has been lifelong. My first crush was on a husky when I was a kid. That's what my first valentines project in school was on, which got me weird looks from my teacher. That's when I started keeping it secret. I thought you were the other dude I told this to before.
>that's a pity. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
Yeah, my brother blackmailed me after he found a ton of dog porn on my computer. I was running a dog walking business at the time, so clearly it was a recipe for disaster. I didn't want that shithead holding my business hostage. I don't talk to any of them anymore mainly because of him. He's a really bad person on the inside. Sad but it's reality.
>gays are pretty tolerated from what I've seen, though far from completely accepted. in spite of this I do feel very fortunate that my family has been so accepting
Yeah, that's great for you man. I'm glad to hear it. You seem like you deserve it for being so accepting of others. I feel like I could learn a lot from you.
>>705318077
Huffing exhaust is the only way to live
>>705317705
wait so she does love you? im confused you said she doesnt have feeling for you
>>705317722
i cri when others dont join
>>705317737
va probably can't do voices for long periods of time
>>705317765
thats the thought process i like
>>705317439
goodnight, remember shinoas mine if i ever get trips
>>705318163
more like trap-layer. hue.
>>705318184
I understand completely.
>>705318223
don't have many lewds of beatrice, but here, have this one.
>>705316611
Nerd.
>>705318234
No like its a regular hug but usually when friends hug their abdomens don't touch. She just likes me a lot I guess.
>>705318231
merica
>>705318223
>>705318289
REPORTED
>>705318246
Same. But I'm happy at least you joined in
>>705318289
I'll take it. All contributions are welcome
>>705318191
>>705318047
Good night guys
>>705318289
Are you implying i'm a trap?
>>705318077
Oh, fuck yeah bro, pass that paint thinner over there mang.
>>705318184
Gud, nothing much to say honestly, you?
>>705318372
What? Says who?
>>705318231
>Huffing exhaust
>Live
I think I like you.
>>705318372
ok she does love you so just play by her rules even if and for the love of god dont argue with your love kek
>>705317854
Jeez itten, I figured you'd know!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mUJK2RPmYw
>>705318246
It's what's got me over my depression and pretty much every other shitty thing that's happened in the last year. Just gotta take the shit with a smile and keep on goin.
Remember Astolfo is best trap
>>705318289
>lewd
I'm broke, unattractive and retarded anyway. All those things make it even more difficult when your an autist
>>705318534
Lying in bed. Woke up randomly
>>705318246
>why isn't this an anime.jpg
I want to see more lewd
>>705318542
Short haired waifus are best
>>705318534
So long as it's not Mugi or Tats levels of "Like"
>>705318538
Maybe you only understand infatuation. Real love is they kind where you go out of your way to protect someone.
>>705318542
Felt like it was eurobeat tbh
>>705318224
that's pretty cool. sounds like an extra tight knit family.
I'm sure they love having you awake, even if you aren't always paying attention to them, heh.
ah, so they all have different roles and responsibilities. that's pretty neat. I guess it makes sense, but I never really thought about it much.
nope, sorry, I'm sure it gets tiring answering questions. that's nice though. I remember having a crush on a boy who was nice, popular, and most importantly kind to me, in like 4th grade. didn't realize what it was at the time though. that's my earliest "gay" memory.
family is family, but they are still just people. it fucking sucks, but sometimes you get horrible people in that group. I hope your brother suffers for being such a disgusting human being. blackmailing your own family is despicable.
I just try to be accepting and understanding. I have no idea what leads people to do what they do, so why the fuck should I judge them for it? I wouldn't want people judging me for the shit I do. I'm a kinky mother fucker with a ridiculous list of fetishes and interests, I have exactly zero right to be giving other people a hard time for what they might enjoy. I just wish more people could be decent human beings to each other.
>>705318702
Not my fault the 8ball said you wanna marry me
>>705318727
That's Felix not Felt you autist
>>705318246
>>705318702
I like you being sassy and sarcastic. I don't know how the others love you.
>>705318827
Hey Tatsumaki, how much do you love the fox?
>>705318719
ive felt love before she was amazing I still want her and i dont protect my girl she protects me
>>705318372
careful your not reading in too much
>>705318412
>>705318231
not even exhaling letters
>>705318542
well not everything with a smile, but accept shit happens and dont be a bitch
>>705318590
if that were a girl i would wanna fuck it
>>705318661
>>705318468
>>705318506
here
>>705318873
thanks, i was looking for that one
>>705318941
>(You)
>>705318468
wow mean
>>705318506
well don't stare too much, betty is shy!
>>705318508
no, I'm implying you fuck them.
>>705318641
I am sorry you feel that way about yourself, I'm sure you're not nearly as bad as you claim. but on the other hand, I understand completely. I have like zero self esteem and feel pretty shitty about my appearance. but there's someone for everyone, that's the truth.
>>705318727
Did someone say Eurobeat?
https://youtu.be/hgu3G-gYxME
>>705318827
You left the discord, it doesn't count now
>>705318922
Both declared me as their wives
I don't know what i did to deserve this, but it had to have been abhorrent
>>705318661
You are 100% correct!
>>705318727
It's ALWAYS eurobeat, Kitten!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PU-E4LPUnc
>>705318988
Well, most things with a smile. Or at least a straight face!
>>705318763
Man I wish you were my brother instead.
>>705319043
sure yes all the edge
>>705319094
>Not the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19tJRo1TVXQ
>>705319059
Most of them are actually just boys that like wearing skirts and aren't really "traps".
>>705318941
That sounds like lust really. I have to make sure she's okay, even if she gets mad at me because I'm trying to protect her.
>>705318661
Long hair is best hair actually
>>705318827
Ran mine
>>705319059
Alice is my someone. Not being judged, it's nice
>>705319077
>rattle
I'm gonna try to get some sleep
Goodnight (possibly), /waifu/
>>705319202
OH, looks like I have a few more layers of Eurobeat to dive into
>>705319307
Not you too Alice....
>>705319247
I dont get it and no its love I know when I love someone. I want a girl who can protect me if the girl needs protecting than she is not worth time
>>705319094
Nah, you seem pretty chill, anyway, what do you think about Esdeath advices? I think they're pretty missleading.
>>705319247
Anyway, you got my attention, so, I could give you some advice if you're interested.
>>705319307
*boop*
>>705319375
Sleep well.
>>705319375
Night Kitten!
>>705319379
You've got about 234 more albums to go through!
>>705318988
Too lewd
Will need more though
>>705319116
I know I am, we're best
>>705319307
I have to disagree! But hey Alice, what's up?
>>705319135
we're internet brothers now, my friend. a bond as strong as can be.
>>705319218
well I'm sure a faggot like you doesn't mind.
>>705319307
alice is a lovely choice.
>>705319375
sleep well, felix.
>>705319436
To say that's an understatement
is an understatement
>>705319611
I'm going to need a lot of road, and tires
>>705319379
I'm not giving up my comfy tail for someone else! I even compromised with Chen
>>705319436
Woah, that's a pretty serious thing to do
>>705319642
Being awake. You?
>>705319678
Only choice
>>705319678
I'm okay with it because they make cute sounds when they cum.
>>705319116
good we could get along just fine, but only if you take the madcatz controller
>>705319642
i have more ones that are more lewd... maybe, i might need some from you thoug
>>705319375
night
>>705319814
I'll stick with beatrice, but she is very nice.
>>705319884
that makes it totally straight, bro.
>>705319915
I wish I could brag about it but they told me not to tell anyone.
>>705320059
what a bunch of prudes.
>>705319814
*Sexual harrassment intensifies*
>>705319678
Ha, no kidding. Sometimes a keyboard and a bunch of electrons is a tighter bond than any set of genetics.
I'm actually thinking of getting a marijuana card soon. What do you think? Good idea possibly?
claimed as husbando
>>705319642
So, is RWBY good? My exes were fucking obsessed with it, and kept trying to make me watch it.
>>705319697
Just hop in the passenger seat, save you the costs.
>>705319910
No can do, the MadCatz is all yours.
>Gunna watch some anime, replies are gunna get slow.
well im off to bed
>>705319915
Good, I'm not sharing!
>>705320059
Pregnant because they don't want people to know
>>705320151
An hero time
>>705320129
They have a boyfriend.
i'm a baaaad man
>>705320307
Probably not pregnant. I'm going to break this phone
>>705319814
Great, three people want me to themselves
this won't end well
>>705320204
I don't think you get how Eurobeat works
>>705320184
family is a preset, but that doesn't mean it's the only family you're allowed to have. I consider some of the friends I've made online to be as close as any "real" family member.
I think that's a great idea. I enjoy the herb once in a while. it's a great way to relax.
>>705320307
me either, so this works out!
>>705320347
wow how depraved of you. you naughty boy.
>>705320307
I can't die, I'm the main character.
>>705320307
Sounds about right.
>>705320473
Or maybe they don't have one anymore and i'm just saying that to throw you off the trail.
>>705320473
Yeah, I get weed on occasion but I'd feel better getting it legit. Plus maybe I'd meet a few people in the store who could hook me up with some shrooms or acid. Would love to try DMT.
You on steam by any chance?
>>705320204
i thought we had something special, i guess not
>>705320281
goodnight
>>705320474
haven't you seen anything outside of neptunia, main characters die more often then you think
>hikage
>>705320598
either way I really can't conceive of a universe in which I care less than I do now, in this one.
>>705319814
Same here, I'm dying for some sleep but I want to be awake.
What's keeping you up tho?
>>705319910
Just how lewd are we talking? I have some major wews
>>705320204
RWBY is good yeah, but season 1 and 2 can be a bit tedious since they're trying to get the show going. Ending of season 2 to season 3 is where things start to get interesting / real and where the fun begins.
It's a good show but it really only begins to shine on season 3. The animation is a little choppy until that season as well, although season 2's animation is not so bad.
>>705320459
I can live with just the tail. So if you remove the tail it'll only be two people!
>it's fucking freezing
>>705320473
A solution we can all be happy with
>>705320474
I meant me
>>705320486
What a difficult life they live
>>705320685
never really been interested in anything but booze and weed. I smoke now and then, and alcohol I drink far too much of.
I am, actually. http://steamcommunity.com/id/cup12345/
>>705320778
another successful compromise met!
>>705320184
i have a question, if i let you "dog-sit" one of my puppers, would you rape it? because i get the feeling you are a dog raper.
>>705320778
the tails don't remove, or at least they shouldn't
wait, you only love me for my tails!?
>>705320204
>Just hop in the passenger seat.
This is eurobeat, not a god damn rally, you know?
>>705320695
(Shut up, you're ruining my cool)
no one notices me so i eat to hide the pain
therefore i get fat
guys its your fault
>>705320706
These mind games won't work on me.
I won't tell you anything.
>>705320459
Are you implying I can't drift with a passenger?
>>705320695
You already knew my answer!
>>705320759
>Choppy animation
I've watched the beginning of Blue Steel, and am watching early 90s anime right now. Choppy ain't nothing to me.
>>705320889
See above.
>>705320825
>>705320825
If I manage to dig up my old steam login I'll friend you.
Booze is okay but it kind of fades on its own. It has to be mixed with something. Weed is a good base, but LSD is insane. Shrooms are good too. I want to see what would happen if I did weed+booze+LSD+shrooms all in one go and then just jumped into the dogpile. Man that would be memorable.
>>705320759
/waifu/
I just woke up and decided I'd shitpost
>because all my posts are shit :^)
>>705320869
It's a part of it. However, currently I'm dying from hypothermia in my bed so I'm trying to warm up a little.
I know the tails don't remove. That just means you'll have to be mine :^D
>>705321006
Are you implying i don't do all the drifting myself?
>>705321111
Well can't argue with those ones
>>705321095
I don't think you'd be remembering very much actually
>>705320864
I only accept neutered pets because all my bitches are intact. No neuter, no service, except maybe a solo walk.
Trust me buddy, I don't need anyone else's dogs when I have 2 hour orgies with 4 gorgeous and willing well groomed bitches on a daily basis.
>>705321190
d'awww
>>705321111
Nice quads
>>705320987
that suits me perfectly fine.
>>705321095
I'll take your word for it. I have done alcohol and weed though, and that is truly amazing. I don't let the drunk fade, usually. I've gotten very good at riding it and keeping myself at a nice drunk level for hours and hours on end.
that sounds like a pretty crazy thing to do. would you even remember it?
Kanyas
>>705321222
I knew you would see it my way
>time to settle down in the tails and snuggle the Chen
>>705321233
Oddly enough I remember absolutely everything when I pass out after being drunk. I just worry about how bad it will be on my liver. Weed is still my bread and butter drug wise.
Don't go strolling through Paris while sick
That's my life advice
>>705321222
Post your whip m8! See what you're working with!
>>705321300
>I have 2 hour orgies with 4 gorgeous and willing well groomed bitches
For most people, that would be impressive
but then you realize you're talking about dogs and you understand how pathetic it is
>>705321319
Thanks
>this means my posts really are shit
>>705320864
no hes a dog rapper not raper
>>705320759
how ever lewd you wanna go baby, but you first
>>705321006
i thought you'd changed for the better
>>705321111
good morning(?)
>>705320889
you ruined it your self you dunce
>>705321528
#Iceburnt
>>705321343
I've always been really sensitive to drugs. A tiny puff of weed can keep me stoned out of my mind for hours, and my tolerance level doesn't go down much. I once had edibles and I was stoned for 2 days straight, but that was in the days before I had my dogs. I haven't had the opportunity to do that with shitty work. I need more days off.
Once did LSD and it lasted like 12-16 hours. One tab. I have this crazy sensitivity to drugs and I love it.
>>705321006
I mean, if you can stand CGI, then you're fine. I've seen a lot of people just drop RWBY because of it.
It's not THAT bad, but it can get pretty bad, know what I mean?
>>705321111
>all my posts are shit
>gets quads
Hey, at least it's something. I guess I just don't want to go to sleep yet since I've been working all day long and I just got to rest. it's 4.30 am tho
>>705321563
Let's start strong then
>>705321528
I have no interest in women. Zero attraction whatsoever. I worked more than 2 decades to finally get to my bitches and I wouldn't trade them for the world. They might as well be to me what supermodels are to you.
>>705321649
damn, that's lucky. I feel pretty fortunate that in spite of being a drinker for years, and more recently a very heavy drinker, I can still get drunk pretty damn easy. it saves a lot on alcohol, especially with how often I like to get drunk.
I've never tried lsd, and like I said, I'm not really interested in it...but it would be one I'd be willing to try.
>>705321437
>It's 3:30 in the morning
I should probably sleep sometime today
>>705321498
No thanks
May God's love be with you.
>>705321480
yuno. what happened?
>>705321563
Technically morning. It's 4:30 but o will probably go to sleep again shortly
>>705321786
It is indeed 4:30
>>705321498
This is how I roll.
-Mavis
>>705321815
Spoken like a true Alpha male, I definitely respect you
>>705321952
God hates us tho.
>>705321946
I said you should! I wish it was only 3:30, I want my hour back
>>705321982
I'm still in Paris but I got a very weak WiFi signal
Thought I'd give you guys some tips how to not kill yourself
>>705321480
Uh oh
>>705322107
well some is better than none. i dont want to go to paris. how much longer will you be out there?
>>705322037
Shouldn't you be saving Middle-earth?
>>705322100
I didn't, and likely still won't listen