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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
>Filename
>>705305843
bullying the beatrice is something you must do though..
>>705305543
Probably that Kora whatever it was colt 1911 variant.
still here
Nibbles for everybody!~
>nibble nibble
>>705306063
wow lewd.
Here
>>705305824
Aren't the older games remastered and better looking though?
>>705305573
WUZ GUD NIGGA (besides being dicked by Bungie's RNG)
Claiming Felix
>>705306035
I wonder what would happen if I suddenly stopped~
>>705306092
>found a new friend?
:^)
>>705306063
I remember the thread being filled with people licking each other. Good times.
>nibble
>>705306138
Best cat
>>705306039
No no, I think it was the UPD? Something along that line.
>>705305677
With this.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qclDfyIdMDk
HERE
>>705306092
But it's only nibbles ;-;
>sad nibbles
>>705306224
Shoo~ : ^)
>>705306232
Very good times indeed.
>lick
>>705306039
Oh shit it's the post apocalyptic guy! Holy fuck dude how you been?
>>705306063
BAD
>>705306116
Just CE and 2. You can play story mode and change the graphics with select
>>705306031
Go back to lurking
>>705306352
Watch your words, 'Straya
:^)
>>705306373
Kill yourself Shinoa.
>Best fox claimu
>>705306224
that would be most upsetting.
>>705306352
nibbles are lewd. but I'm not complaining~
Figured I'd drop in and wish you all a goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mytLkKZGfv0
>>705306296
>>705306063
Take me now, oh lord of nibbles!
>>705306237
UDP compact with that unique variant being able to convert to fully automatic on 3rd gen upgrades?
Pretty useful thing although it was just an USP .45
>>705306373
Alive, surviving, but currently drinking vodka.
You?
>>705306493
I'd say that's a success for me
You're tempting me
>>705306499
night shiro
>>705306580
Hey how are you?
>>705306232
>best cat
You fucking know it
>>705306352
I just remembered I have so much shit to do tomorrow and probably won't have time to be here. Damn.
>>705306454
I wish her hair was a Pyro cosmetic. Or her little suit thing going on.
>if you don't play tf2 this may confuse you
>>705306493
>nibble
>>705304887
Best way to spend the night right? ::^^))
>>705305235
Kek, that sounds familiar.
>>705305677
Get some good hours in and stay on top of things and you'll get that day off easy.
>>705305235
i am sorry to hear that
>>705305543
you never even had a chance to win
>>705305573
geez so feisty
>>705306031
hello virgil(not vigil)
>>705306373
I had the enhanced edition of CE for the 360, and you could do the same thing. It was just CE though which was lame. I want to play through the campaigns again, 3 is my favorite in the series.
>>705306373
No, it's good. I've made new friends! ^_^
>>705306454
>nibble
>>705306493
Nibbles are most definitely not lewd, they are fun!
>but if you insist
>nibbles
>>705306638
>nibbles ears
Does this satisfy the rabbit?
>>705306764
>headpats
You'll get through it. Just focus and everything will be fine!
>>705306654
I am willing to beg you to not stop.
>in private
>>705306699
I'm pretty okay. very drunk. how are you?~
>>705306764
from you too? goodness!
>>705305710
I can see myself ragequitting already
My team consist of:
A lovable bastard that casually plays but you need to carry him
A fucking retard that does not pay attention and will the same shit EVEN THO you just told him the said thing
Underage pothead that knows jackshit about the game but wanted to play because hes THAT mexican cousin
Lovable bastard's brother that's a token neet and rarely talks or jokes on something nobody knows
A sarcastic dickhead that's full of himself
A pothead that never shuts up about his girlfriend and talk about irrelevent shit
>>705306116
Grinding whatever I can before raid.. You?
>>705306825
I'm not in the mood
>>705306031
Vigil is a boy?
>>705306813
Hi maki!
>>705306902
nibbles are lewd when I do them~
>>705306948
nibbles~
>>705306902
Yes, but I want more please!
>>705306957
Being a nerd and studying statistics
>>705306764
The hair wouldn't work with a mask in my opinion
The suit though, I'd pay money for that
>>705306813
You fucking know it :^)
>>705306902
>summons the flames of hell on you
>>705306920
Where's the fun if it's in private?
>>705305905
>>705306651
Exactly! Also carried the unique variant of that long sniper rifle, which, I also forgot the name of. I still remember I once drank a full bottle of vodka and I could still walk and text without grammatical errors.
>>705306031
Hi Vigil. :^)
>>705306957
Hi there!
>>705307102
it's far too shameful in public.
>>705306237
shit that sounds like a good time lmao
>>705306813
but im sooooooooo lazy
alright well its bed time. goodnight everyone
>>705307139
Lynx?
That means you're pretty good with your alcohol, I still fix my typos afterwards, but at least I can notice them.
Nothing gained, nothing lost.
>>705307070
>nibbles your hair
I'm just being playful~
>>705307074
>hugs and headpats
How about this?
>>705307102
Didn't you know? I'm already a foot in.
>>705307319
Nighty~
>>705306719
Was there ever a reason to explain why Felix dresses like that? I may have forgotten
>>705306902
I think I've forgotten a little of what I'm supposed to do. Fuck, but it's not needed now.
>snuggle
>>705306920
Getting one from all of us.
>headpat
>>705306948
Pocky
>>705307102
Just watch them release an update for anime shit and everyone become triggered. Especially people who hate anime.
>>705307092
Lame, good luck
>>705307139
Nepu! Hi how are you?
>>705307398
and I think it's adorable~
>>705307405
and a headpat? I feel so special tonight~
>>705307441
Did you know the population of a study is the people or items you are interested in studying?
>knowledge is power
>>705306472
I'm sorry
>>705306499
Night
>>705306651
Playing halo. It's been months, hasn't it?
>>705306813
It's from some some weeb pic
>>705306825
Y the u meen? :(
>>705306883
CE was okay but the indestructible vehicles were fun with friends on blood gulch. 3 was the first halo game and first game is got on the 360. But reach comes to a second
>>705306902
Keep that nibbling on the downlow. It's loud
>adorable pic btw
>>705307319
I wanna die :^)
>>705307367
Yeah, that one. How much potato juice can you handle?
>>705307441
Gud I guess, what about you? Anything new?
>>705307628
I like Chen, Chen is pretty chill.
>>705307602
Yeah... you be the brains and I'll be the muscle, k?
>>705307628
hello cheny chen.
>>705307405
I'm sure if you went onto the wiki you could find something
I think it has to do with him and his parents putting him in the basement of their house or some shit because of him being a demi-human
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>705307737
For me it's 3 > CE > Reach > 2 > 4
I haven't finished ODST or played Guardians
>>705307769
Roger that dawg.
>>705307157
That's a damn shame~
>Alcohol is really getting to me now, like blurry vision
>>705307398
Did you meet Stalin?
>>705307405
That'd be funny
>>705307754
Not really no, just found out I have melancholy so I'm greatful I'm not crazy at least
>>705307930
Good, Good
>>705306957
im sorry, here have some choclates from hikage
thats gotta suck, especially when you get ones that are full of them selves, it salts the wound
what do you get from the raid and won't it be available at a later time(whatever you win not the raid itself)
>>705307628
hey chen
>>705307737
im mean? :(
>>705307976
I suppose I could, if you really needed it from me...
>same here. it's not terribly bad yet, but my vision is swimming a little. luckily I have a ton of experience being drunk.
you have the name sync? I didn't realize!
Eyebrows
>>705307578
>lightly tugs drills
>>705307884
I guess they wanted a girl but he just became what he is now.
>>705307976
I would pay actual money if they had Rem's ball and chain you can change styles of (Watermelon and normal)
>>705307578
>soft headpats
Special people deserve such attention~
>>705307976
He somehow makes raisin cookies taste good.
>>705307737
You're short
>>705307405
>nuzzles
It'll be fine!
Hello again
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>705307737
I don't count the day, but probably.
Sounds good anyhow.
>>705307754
I remember it for it's stupid name as Lynx Lynx is the latin name for Lynx.
Pretty much, but I got alcohol poisoning once when I drank a liter of whiskey into half an hour.
Good game, no re.
>>705308069
If someone attacks, I'll find the biggest book I can find to beat them to death with (preferably a hard cover copy of the Bible for that sweet irony)
>>705308308
but we've never even really talked before! how am I already special?
>>705308069
Melancholy? I feed off of that stuff man! Say, what is it?
>>705306063
Wow, uncalled for.
>>705307031
>>705307628
Two outta three ain't bad.
>>705307976
Take it from a pro: drink some water.
>>705308444
Maybe it has something to do with your hairnadoes?
>Suika claim
>shino walks into the room and sets her books down.
>>705308211
Well it's a little too late now, isn't it?
>I'm terribly bad already,just see how long that reply took me
I do, but sometimes I post from my phone~
>Too bad I don't have a tripscode
>>705308262
Wouldn't that melee weapon have too much range?
>>705308308
What a true monster
>>705308262
Nah, they put him in the basement because the father thought that the mother had cheated on him, or they thought that she was raped or some shit, which caused him to be a demi-human
>>705308528
>gardevoir walks into room
Hey there bby ;)
>>705307930
3>reach>4>2>1 barely played 5 but never touch ODST. I want to so badly
>>705308192
You called me a, normie then a pleb. Yes you're a meen :(
>>705308308
FUCK YOU I KNOW I'M SHORT OKAY
>>705308320
Hi
>>705308366
It is. Favorite game series at that
>>705308540
it's never too late to demand a proper begging.
>it did take a while, but it was worth the wait
aaah I see. I could make you a tripcode, but anything more than seven letters might take a while.
>>705308524
they are pretty great, that's for sure.
>>705305905
>>705305991
>>705306031
>>705306035
>>705306048
>>705306063
>>705306092
>>705306116
>>705306138
>>705306220
>>705306224
>>705306237
>>705306352
WOW, you weeabo's are sitting here discusing CHINESE cartoons at midnight on a saturday night? holy shit, kill yourself.
>>705308444
Because you are adorable and I like adorable people
>wouldn't you?
>pats
>>705308650
I'm sorry ;-;
>pls don't hate me
>>705308366
I like you! How often do you come? Aparently it's rare to see you these days.
>>705308444
Trips.
>>705308308
>brings the heat
Goddamit, and hopefully it goes out well, especially since we didn't practice much last week because some people were missing
>>705308540
Like a grapple hook skin, but if it were a memes weapon, it'd have to be cut down really short.
>>705308786
At least I'm Chinese.
>>705307795
Hey there, Beatrice. You should've been up a few hours ago. We played HG, it was pretty fun.
>>705307754
I could say I like Nep, aswell.
>>705308192
Hey.
>>705308524
Touhou squad.
>>705308786
rude but still like you mavis
>>705308607
Oh hey Gard you look nice today.
>pulls a chair up and starts working on her homework!
>>705308786
rood
>>705308795
I do happen to be pretty fond of cute myself. and you're pretty cute.
>patpat
>>705308814
I get them a lot because I don't care about them.
>>705308947
I was lurking, actually, didn't feel much like posting though. how did it go?
>>705308650
Any of the PC editions of Halo or the Xbox?
>>705308786
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>705308814
I recall seeing you post back in the day too.
Blame that on whatever business, I still try to come around whenever.
>>705308892
>>705308960
>>705309021
meh, i couldn't get anyone to nibble on the bait. i need to work on my shit posting.
how are you all doing tonight?
>>705308947
Chen is chill today, but I think that's because her handler is here, lurking.
>>705308192
Thank you
I didn't see too much of the raid and loot cause I don't want to get spoiled but I did see a clip of a gun has these mini pew pews locking on to another enemy after killing another with headshot
>>705308426
Stun them, I'll beat them with my fists
>>705308451
This one girl, my friends hooked me up with her long ago but we didn't last a week cause both of us were depressed over our recent exes, I kinda wanted to try again and work it out and even she agreed.. during her last relationship that was falling, during that time I was a little advisor but now she's engaged with some literal who, she hasn't even been with this literal who for a year compare to her last relationship being 3 years so now I'm a mix of "wtf are you doing" and disappointment and pissed cause we had plans and she silently goes out with someone else without even telling me
>>705308524
Just let me finish this beer first~
>>705308689
Well, begging is something that I love..
But maybe later~
>Why thank you, I'd be better if I wasn't pissed drunk
You could? That'd be fantastic!
>>705308786
Can you blame me? I'm about to pass out
>>705308892
And probably have some ridiculous stats as well
>>705308974
>walks up quietly behind Shino and massages her shoulders
Can I help you with your homework?
http://i.4cdn.org/f/It%26%23039%3Bs%20Raining%20Somewhere%20Else.swf
>>705308650
ODST is pretty cool, it's hard because you're not a Spartan and you take damage easier.
>>705309130
Swift strike to the neck/spine, then you go for the kill
>>705308892
Good luck!
>Chinese
Are we Asian bros?
>>705309021
>cute
Thanks >///<
>
>>705306232
>Best Cat
It seems you have mistaken Felix for me
>>705309112
Tired, can't sleep so tried putting on some ASMR and replaying a game. Usually works.
>>705308650
Hello how are you?
>>705309112
pretty okay. drunk as hell. how about you?
>>705309145
any time~
>if this is you not at your best I'm very impressed
yeah, of course! what would you like? I'll add it to my search.
>>705309233
you're very welcome, cutie.
>>705309123
>Implying that means anything
>>705309233
Chinese and Vietnamese. You?
>nibble nibble
>>705309256
*ahem*
Best husbando cat
>>705309112
maybe try to focus on less people and fine yourself?
>>705309208
Screw that, whats the fun in killing? I thrive off of fights!
Claiming
>>705309112
Hey Mavis, sup.
>>705308947
Lov ya!
>>705309130
Oh well, you have to keep in mind that she's also a human, and like you, can take decisions based on her experience, wether these are logical or not isn't really relevant into this scale, since, well, she's making a decision for herself and her own life, my advice would be letting it go honestly, what do you think?
>>705309065
Kek, I've posted before but only once or twice, I actually started posting Bob Ross.
>>705309478
Have you've played any rise of iron yet?
>>705309385
Filipino
>ASIAN BROS!
>>705309339
>hugs
I like you. You are nice.
>>705309146
not here not like this.
>shrugs gardys forceful grip off her shoulders.
>>705309638
no. fucking. way.
are you actually back?
>>705308650
im sorry, how tall are you in real life man, your in a border state so im guessing under 5'9
>>705308786
thanks for saying that for me
>>705309112
that b8 was very generic, please be more creative
>>705309130
that actually sounds like a good gun, is it a sniper, would work great as a sniper imo
oh man thats, thats rough when did you find out about that engagement and shit and have you talked with her about it
>>705309478
thats just being a sadist
>>705309021
It was fun, at least for me. I really had fun. I can't speak in the name of others, I'm not in that position, but it seemed that people were enjoying it.
>>705309123
Nah, I just woke up, I wouldn't like arguing with anyone right now.
Good vibes.
>>705309207
That seems comfy. Rain always gives that mood, for me at least.
>>705309645
Nice stockings.
>>705309478
Fine, I'll make some popcorn and watch from the sidelines
>>705309710
Does anyone ever truly leave?
>>705309806
Once entering hell, your soul never escapes
>>705309339
Even in a crowded area?~
>My very best was months ago, unfortunately. Could write entire Paragraphs
Would something with "Amatsun" in it be possible?
If not then "Ama" will do~
>>705309702
I'm alright I guess. I like you too so far.
>hug
>>705309781
never really understood the appeal of those HG, but I have been included in one in my home thread and it was pretty fun at the time, so I'm glad people were enjoying it here.
who won?
>>705309806
good question. never heard of people *truly* leaving threads like these.
>>705309690
Not today
or really ever, you'll just end up like trips guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlX1OUfds3Q
>>705309478
I hear the term fight and I'm intrigued
>>705309638
Been a while.
>>705309702
I think I have a few irl Filipino friends.
This also means you know what it's like to have Asian parents.
>lick lick
>>705307041
Hey Shino, what's going on?
>>705307102
Wouldn't have it anyway else in the world ::^)
>>705307319
Night Emi.
>>705307737
Sounds about right kek.
>>705309781
Nice... uuuh, cat, yeah nice cat.
>>705309806
The ride never ends they say.
>>705309981
I would be very embarrassed, but if you insisted on it, I would.
>that's too much for a simpleton like me anyway~
absolutely. it might take a little while, like a couple of days, but seven letters is very doable and I'll add it to my search right now. should be found in a couple days.
>>705310046
Not much just missing you all the time.
I started playing the love live cell phone game its awesome.
>>705309781
It's certainly my favorite flash.
>>705310040
Yes, most definitely.
>and unfortunately
>>705309948
>>705309986
>>705310060
Logical thing to do is to let the hell consume you, huh?
>>705310040
Sure has.
>>705309707
>starts massaging again
It's easier if you don't struggle, I know you like it
>>705309741
you wanna fight newfag?
>>705310224
yes, I think so. I've only been in this particular circle jerk for a few days though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1uUIJPD0Nk
>>705309645
Odd, I could recall you posting more often than a few times.
>>705310275
>says the newfag
>>705310181
It has been awhile hasn't it? When might you be down to play something?
Ayy, haven't picked it up in awhile. They revamped everything.
>>705308795
It's okay
>I'm not
>>705309065
The Xbone
>>705309208
That sounds funner actually. In the shoes of a guy who isn't as modified as the spartan
>>705309276
Pretty good. Sleepy though
>>705309385
Xin chao. North or south?
I can't go anywhere without seeing you now a days.
>>705310046
That's exactly why you're the best operative in my army :^)
>>705310163
One of those days, you'll obey my every commands :^)
>It took me a while even without distractions, but I had to match my partner's skill~
I cannot thank you enough for this, I shall wait~
>>705309741
An inch under it acutally lol
>>705310046
Lemme find it
>>705310538
What
>>705310376
>says the furfag
>>705310466
whenever maki, I'll always make time for you. Just hit me up when your on sometime. I picked up final fantasy X hd and Dragon age inquisition so i've been rockin the single player shit. I have battlefield one preordered. Maybe we can rock that.
>>705310494
>not playing halo on 360
Fucking shit
>>705310222
>yells at you for not doing something
>yells at you for doing it
>Mfw
>nibble
>>705310224
Aren't you an underage or is this a totally different one
>>705310494
South. Our Vietnamese is slang. Kinda.
>>705310538
I'm not back home, so you actively found me here. that's on you, not me.
>>705310607
well I am pretty obedient.
>that's usually how I try to do it, but multi para is just too much
think nothing of it, it really is no trouble.
>>705310494
Yep, I wish I could finish it but my brother has the 360 at his place and I have no way of getting it :/
>>705310625
>implying traps are furry
>>705310242
>lets gardy rub her shoulders
Why can't i quit you?
>>705310344
How unfortunate. Keep jerking it until it hurts.
>>705310683
Not underage, m8.
>>705310353
Really? I mean, I've only posted as Neptune here and over Reimu's threads.
>>705310224
It isn't, most of people from /b/ aren't very logical to say the least.
>>705310002
Maybe you're right ... even once a thread is too much.
Plus, you're not around all of the time!
>>705309781
Well, glad you don't feel like arguing.
>>705310494
Never got around that, but whatever floats your boat.
>>705310618
Are you the same Shinoa poster from the hunger games threads?
>>705310727
Hey I just wanna look at random stuff and you happen to be on /b/ all the time.
>>705310771
that seems to be how it's going so far.
>>705310826
this is the only place you'll find this tripcode. I don't use it in any other thread.
ok besides the obvious fact that Mavis is not anime, what do you faggors and faggorettes think of vampire waifus? can we get a ruling here?
![1050291_1382568258635_275_300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6KWV5ED.jpg "1050291_1382568258635_275_300[1].jpg")
Hey look it's this thread again!
>>705310727
Hey there again!
>>705310885
What other threads do you post in? Do you have any secret names?
