Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705305905
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
>>705310958
>
>>705310940
hello there, "perfect is me" waifu. how are you tonight? and how are your dogs?
ok besides the obvious fact that Mavis is not anime, what do you faggors and faggorettes think of vampire waifus? can we get a ruling here??
>>705309986
Amatsu did.
I like them, no-one know what it means but they are provocative.
It gets the people GOING.
>>705310060
>triggered.gif
>>705310195
http://i.imgur.com/3v5kzyE.gif
I don't have any, just found this one randomly.
Your flash reminds me of the painting calling Nighthawks, I guess you've seen it before.
Or, this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26hsZqwveA
>>705311042
>>705311046
Best Type Moon (and trap) claimed
>>705310782
Could be those too, Nep's quite liked.
>>705311043
>>705310898
Flandre and Remilia count, right?
>>705310958
I always join these threads just as they're dying.
>best fox claimu
I'm too slow to keep up with all of this
>>705311046
I don't usually post much of anywhere really. just lurk. I post on /v/ sometimes but never with a name.
>>705311076
a decent point. and wow, good job on her then.
>>705311083
see top reply.
Claiming best neko and best trap
>>705311171
see >>705311042
Esdeath in this bitch
>>705311154
yeah i would like to think they do.
>>705309645
I known her since highschool and defended her ass from fat tumblr cunt bullies that wanted to punch her teeth in and threaten the ex bf/ ex best friend that had the cunt try to fuck with her and basically be her only friend. I find it very disrespecting to do something like that behind my back when I decide to open up once again rather than just being a friend.
That's alright, she won't hear from me again, i'll move on cause I have interest in someone else already
>>705309655
Grinding on heroic strikes to be raid ready as we speak
>>705309741
It seems to be a raid exclusive perk to its a maybe
>thats just being a sadist
Says the snek in burst
>>705309796
Good cause I'll hog the fun
>>705310040
aren't you a dancer
Hanako is not Fillipino he's australian. Lives in Victoria
>>705310667
I used to own a 360
>>705310683
>>705311154
I know i know. Good to meet a southern vietnamese too. Parents told me that uo there, they say Ma but the south is Me. Were you born in nam or its just your ethnicity?
>>705310735
Mail it :^)
>>705310806
I did it for halo and friends who mostly have xbone
>>705310826
Yes
>>705311190
Well I know you go into catboy threads.
>>705311293
You're not going to just play through it? Do you play Borderlands The Presequel?
>>705311204
But anon, Rider of Black is best trap. He actually looks like a girl
>>705311043
They're cool, they don't go out on the sun, neither do I, so, we cool.
>>705311123
Yeah but I never see her posted here on /b/ the only time I saw her on /b/ was in a R34 thread.
I'm the same that's always on Reimu's, Come say hi if you ever see one, ok?
>>705311273
Hey.
>>705311391
Cool.
I remember talking to you once a REALLY long time ago.
>>705311190
>>705310727
That's quite some good news
And to think that was my first contact with the act.. I started in a rough spot
>good job on her then
It was all skill :^)
>>705311249
Doing great. I'm still kind of dazed from yesterday and the day before. Man it was fun.
I just finished cooking so we're all in bed just chilling right now.
>>705311297
I moved to Australia -_-
>>705311043
>>705310275
if im a newfag then that b8 is even more generic than i first thought which was generic enough that normies use
>>705310376
>>705311511
please this is my battle
>>705310618
lol,im like 5'6-5'8 need to check my height
>>705311273
hay
>>705311293
>>705311411
are those frequent? if I see such a thread, of course I do, but what makes you say that? I never post in threads like that, I'm far too...busy.
>>705311538
you seem to be quite "skilled" yes yes~
>>705311562
oh I'm sure. nothing quite like a big "dog pile" eh? (I assume)
that sounds really relaxing. what was for dinner?
>>705311293
At first I was confused what you were asking, but yes, I am one of the several dancers. and martial arts student for my group.
>>705311284
Flandre best loli
>>705311391
Ethnicity only. I heard it's pretty terrible in South Vietnam
>>705311595
Wonder where he got that from.
>headpat
>>705311076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RO42YgcOj8
>>705311391
True, got to hangout with friends to keep them as friends.
>>705311513
Seen her threads multiple times, I will do then.
>>705311513
hello how are you
>>705311562
wait are you claiming a dog?
>>705311604
hey whats up
General tip: do NOT buy BBQ popcorn, it is horrid. But at least it came up with a good question.
QOTT: what is the nastiest food you've ever eaten?
>>705311745
hey eyepatches.
how's it going?
>>705311704
It's probably one of my Telegram friends.
>btw, do you have Telegram?
Here
>>705311293
I'm now imagining you as Kirito in sao abridged 10 fighting the frogs and me watching from afar
>>705311391
He uses it as a DVD player
>mfw he took the 360 without asking if I wanted it
>mfw he sold rockband and all of the instruments
>>705311745
I believe I asked you already how are you?
>>705311535
Wait. You asked if I was the shinoa from the hunger games thread right? Do you remember 2 shinoas back then?
>>705311604
Rip us. I wanna be 5'10
>>705311704
Same here! Texan over here dude! I heard that too. You have the northerners to thank for
>>705311732
Sounds like a great time, dude
>>705311704
He told me and I know his number
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>late night lewd edition?
>>705311856
School lunch
>>705311895
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705311921
Dude I was 5'10 in the 7th grade.
#lankylife
>>705311921
True, true.
Although it can get a bit tiring sometimes.
>>705311698
The only thing you're busy doing is touching yourself.
>>705311921
No I only remember talking to one.
>>705311732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzviuBoD0jo
>>705311190
How are you doing? Are you enjoying the thread?
>>705311856
Your moms pussy
Best?
Gardevoir pussy
>>705311293
Oh well, atleast you can let it go, that's good, but make sure you do indeed let it go or you'll just keep hurting yourself.
>>705311732
I'll be specting you!
>>705311748
Gud I guess.
>>705310607
I try my best Boss :^)
>>705310618
Gotcha.
>>705310664
Thanks mang. Been absent for awhile, haven't been motivated to pick anything up. Sweet, heard both were pretty based. Hope you're liking them. Didn't even get to play the beta, but a lot of my friends are getting it so probably will as well.
>>705311698
Yeah, it was nice. You have to try sex while high/drunk. I want to get ahold of some acid and do it then. Wouldn't mind a DMT or shroom session with my honeys either.
Steak with forbidden rice. Peas, carrots, and potato on the side. Not the most matching dish but it turned out ok with the spices. Some blueberries and greek yogurt for the ladies.
I hope you've been doing good man. How's your business idea going? That same dude keeping you back?
>>705311273
>>705311748
I'm back.
>>705312242
>implying you have sex
>>705311076
I'd love to reside in a single apartment, in a big city.
I can't really imagine a comfier way to live.
>>705312208
thanks, you made me spit lemonade out my nose
>>705311856
I ate a pizza when I went to Austria, like, 7 years ago.
It was like eating glue.
>>705311856
Moon cake. It's all show no eat.
>>705311865
What's a Telegram?
>nibble
>>705311921
...Coincidentally I am too. Are you me in the future?
>>705312057
Right? I purchased a couple of songs like 2 weeks prior to that too
>>705312218
thats good what are you doing today?
>>705312305
oh its you
>>705312138
that was the implication, yes. well done, ban.
>>705312151
I am doing pretty well, thank you. drunk as hell and I am having a pleasant time here. how about yourself?
>>705312242
oh, believe me, I've had sex while under the influence before and it's quite nice. I like sex in general though, no substance is needed to get me to spread the legs. hue.
well that sounds delicious. my brother cooked some chicken for him and his lady friend...err, non binary friend who sure looks like a lady, and it was pretty damn good. he let me have a piece that was left over. also I think they are having sex right now. good for him.
sorry, what business idea was this? you might have me confused with someone else, I think.
>>705311698
If only I could match you~
>>705312220
I should make you second in command :^)
>first time seeing this pic, very nice!
>>705311511
Already beat the story and side quest, its raid time
>>705311604
I miss it when she goes psycho at low health
>>705311704
So you learn martial arts just to dance
>>705311895
That's basically me without the unique voice
>>705312019
Wew lad
>>705312218
I'm already numb from my relationship of 7 years thrown away so easily
>>705312437
Yup, also claimed.
>>705312324
Lol what?
>>705311748
No waifu is hotter than Georgette. Georgette is hottest waifu. But nothing beats the real thing.
>>705312437
Haven't taken a shower on 4 days and wondering why am I even alive and if I want to keep staying alive.
>>705312651
Yo.
>>705312497
I was only pretending I didn't know.
Japanesw guy reporting in
>>705311748
not much, whats up with you, anything interesting or not interesting happen
>>705311921
rip is true, curse those tall people, but at least we can find women taller than us every once in a while
>>705312019
unless others wanna lewd then i might
>>705312632
i miss when i had a handheld, i never finished the game which sucks
>>705312819
great grill
>hikage
>>705312426
It's basically a messaging service, like Skype.
>>705312497
>wew
>>705312151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OGw6SwDveQ
>>705312218
That's a bit spooky, no?
>>705312497
Oh, I thought you were a guy? Or are you gay?
Yeah, now that you mention it I think I confused that part with someone else. I gotta get used to the different characters in these threads.
>>705312860
Except you need a cell phone to do it. Discord > Telegram
>>705312940
I've got Telegram installed on my computer. It's not that hard. There's also a web version if you don't have it installed.
>>705312881
It's only spoop if you want it to be spoopy honestly.
>>705312705
ok sure
>>705312761
4 days Jesus man, why are you do sad?
>>705312848
im just lieieng down being lazy before bed
>>705312523
I'm sure when you're not intoxicated you'll be far better.
>>705312811
of course you didn't "know" but the guess was educated enough.
>>705312860
don't read my private posts I make on a public image board!
>>705312892
I am a guy, and I am gay, yes. girls are attractive enough though. wouldn't date one.
no worries, it's understandable to make a simple mistake like that.
>>705313056
Oh wait, I just realised what you meant.
>Man I'm stupid
>>705313056
You sign up with a cell phone you tard
>>705312848
What happen to it?
>>705311043
>Do anime vampire waifus count?
Yes. Seras counts, too.
>>705311177
I think it's a question of will. Or maybe you're getting old. What are you doing right now?
>>705311745
Hi Shizuru
>>705312019
J-just don't.
>>705311856
Natto is pretty awful.
>>705312651
Ohsht, they're all here ...
>Suika
>>705312632
So more lewds?
>>705312848
I mean might be too late for this thread but next thread if we're early enough
>>705312066
You must be tall, cheshy. Is my kitten all grown up now?
>>705312080
How? Do you guys do the same thing every hang out?
>>705312138
You sure? Cause I was one and there was a other who only uses art. Either way: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE HOW ARE YOU DOING?!
>>705312426
DUDE WHAT CITY
>>705312430
Tell him to give the 360 to you and no one gets hurt
>>705312848
You're into tall women? Nothing against that
>>705312632
I figured as much. His voice when he's yelling is awesome lol
>>705313220
He could beat me up easily..
>>705313114
I know more than you could possibly imagine.
>>705313114
>extra wew
>>705313120
I agree wholeheartedly
>>705313283
I feel like you know even less than I think you do, which is already an astonishingly small amount.
>>705313287
s-stop it!
>>705312360
Me neither, I mean I would enjoy my time alone or with friends in such a nice apartment.
The mornings would give you a fresh feeling, the nights will get you a nostalgic one, or I don't know. Living in a area where the city is always alive.
https://insanelyi.com/uploads/gallery/album_118/gallery_52157_118_140977.jpg
>>705312497
I just wake up.
Oh, I'm happy everything is going on your favour.
>>705312881
Nice song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CEfY9CDLw
>>705313217
Oh yes~
That'll make my day
>>705313271
That's his actual voice too lol
>>705313088
I'm always sad, I just don't show it for the sake of my audience!
The default Mii Gunner from Smash Bros.
Fuck you.
Aaaand at work.
>Mfw I beat a Charger in a street race
>Mfw I also blew past a couple of wannabe street racers that were holding up traffic
To be fair, I think those wannabes had their cars stanced. Were probably scared the bumps in the road were gunna destroy their oil pans.
>>705313189
So yes?
>>705313379
well good morning then, or whatever is appropriate for the time zone you are in.
thank you.
>>705312632
No no, I learn martial arts to do the martial arts. Lion and Dragon is a thing on it's own.
>>705312860
Might consider getting it.
>>705313220
Fort Worth. I'm concerned.
>>705313371
>"no substance is needed to get me to spread the legs"
>super wew
>>705313462
Did you tell gramps to "get rekt scrublord"?
>>705313056
Wait what? How does that work? Why not just e-mail?
>>705313088
As long as you acknowledge it.
>>705313114
Ah I see. Were you always gay or is it more recent?
Man my golden keeps laying on top of my hands and laptop as I try to type. She just wants me to turn it off lol. But I just woke up.
>>705313427
Oh...I feel so sorry for him
>>705312523
Whatever you see fit Boss. You're the legend here :^)
>Thank you, just found it today.
>>705313189
Just sitting here, waiting for (You)'s
then reading them
>>705313220
Wait, do you actually remember me?
>>705313371
For some reason I actually get told a lot of the inside dirt.
>>705313462
Oh you, plushie
>>705313522
Houston. But I do have relatives in Fort Worth..
>>705313656
I remember you posting a pic with a deer with yuu and mika but mika was locking yuu
>>705313434
oh best way to fix sadness like that is ruin someones day
>not me
>>705313557
don't read those lewd things not posted towards you! it's indecent!
>>705313579
I have been gay for as long as I can remember, but it wasn't until about 6-7 years ago that I stopped lying to myself about it.
sounds like she is a needy little thing. how adorable. my cat always tries to hop on my shoulder and nuzzle me for attention if I let her in my room while I'm on the computer. animals are great.
>>705313656
that makes zero sense to me because you instantly share everything you are told.
>>705311863
>>705311910
I'm pretty good. How are you two?
>>705313189
Hello Suika.
>>705313364
Go sleep.
>>705313501
Thanks, I'll be sure to have a good one for you.
>>705313427
This needs to be a lewd edition but it seems like nobody else wants it. Might wait till next thread to go full lewd
>>705313088
same here
>>705313181
the hinge shitted and broke
>>705313217
alright
>>705313220
not really, just saying
>>705313799
that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
>>705313783
pretty decent, thank you.
>>705313761
What kind of psycho do you take me for? Geez.
>>705313759
Seriously what the fuck. I have relatives in Houston. I have a feeling your name starts with an S
>>705313579
You log in with your phone number.
>>705313778
But it's fun to read.
>it's also very interesting information
>curious wews
>>705314062
curiosity killed the cat you know.
>>705313846
its the only way to live
>>705313941
ruining someones day doesnt make a psycho also thought you had aspd?
>>705313759
I have no idea what that is.
do you think you could explain it a little better?
>>705313778
I don't do that.
>>705313114
And without any distractions too
Who's the better one between me and her? :^)
>>705313652
When did you learn to flatter? :^)
>>705313761
No the best way to brighten someone's day as long as you love them.
>>705313778
Yeah, they're all needy. My poodle is the most demanding though. What a diva.
I hope you didn't have it hard growing up because of that. You seem to have a somewhat more progressive family than normal.
>>705313653
That's exactly what I'm doing! We have a lot in common.
>>705314062
Lewd information is worth dying for
>tell me more
>>705314062
Is that Freddy Kruegers daughter?
>>705314182
you shared the picture of my hair with people.
>>705314198
you, definitely. though both are fun~
>>705314218
poodles always did strike me as total debutantes. but that's why they are so popular with rich folk I assume.
I didn't, but I also didn't come out to my family until I was like 23. it went really really well though, my family accepted me lovingly and we've been closer than ever since then, and my mother has been a massive ally and activist for lgbt stuff since then. in fact she's getting an award for it next month in salt lake city. pretty proud of her.
>>705313562
Nope. You can come out here and tell him yourself.
>>705313759
I got it on video to! He comes up on me again after like, 4-5 miles, and I beat him AGAIN!
>>705314176
Indeed, which, allows me to suppress feelings pretty much at will at this point, but it's too late at night to take a shower, and this all comes pretty much from boredom, hurting people is bad.
>>705314424
I live in Jew York
>>705314421
Only to Gayro and Jackson.
>>705314424
Hey look its Makoto the cutie
>>705314218
why would brightening someone else day make me happy? silly goose
>>705314517
oh ive got emotions but my morals have holes very big holes
>>705313462
Gg senpai
So seriously, which one of you is the mod because there is no way these aren't banned yet without one frequenting here (because 4chan mods don't actually do their jobs)
>>705314623
but who knows who desu might have shown it to from there?
I mean that has my face in it, man.
>>705313653
I'm going to deprive you of (You)s, sorry foxy.
Gym time! You all have a good day!
>>705313831
T-that's my cue to leave!
>>705314176
>ruin someone's day!
>let me in to the Discord!
>>705314149
>replied to myself by accident
Lewd information is worth dying for
>tell me more
>>705314681
That looks like a boy
>>705314689
I am the mod
I like laughing at these fgts occasionally, brightens my day
>>705314421
The most important part is fun~
>>705314692
I really don't think they cared enough to even save it.
They have #RARE mes if you want them.
>>705314601
Well then I guess he'll never know.
>>705314666
No u! Stop telling lies Satan!
>>705314681
Seriously, it's a sad day when a 25 year old tuner can beat a brand new muscle car on the FREEWAY!
>>705314755
Bye bye Booki!
>>705314881
I can give you lots of fun~
>
>>705313522
Oh
>>705313627
yeah I can't take him seriously without thinking sao abrigded kirito
>>705313831
Who gives a shit what they think, they're gay and like men
>>705313846
Damn
>>705315009
Is he even in anything else, I only know him from that series
>>705314421
Yeah, they are easy to spoil. You can replace the money rich people spend on them with proper grooming skills and a decent amount of time. You don't have to be rich to keep a poodle looking good if you have a $200 clipper and the skill to use it.
I want to learn how to do a proper bikini cut on her. Man she would look so fucking hot with that kind of cut. I still think she's HOT with a medium cut and a pink bow.
You are so lucky man. I would have been really stoked if my family accepted my zoosexuality. I have no intentions of revealing it after my brother found out. Those people aren't really a part of my life.
>>705314601
Dude, move to Pennsylvania. An entire house for yourself is like $650/month. A whole house with a 2 acre backyard. Do it you won't regret it.
>>705314679
Well, only if you love them. My dogs brighten my day so I brighten theirs.
>>705314689
4chan mods don't care about these threads.
No idea, this is a first I heard of him
>>705314218
No, i don't think we do
>>705314755
I could invite you to the discord
>>705314176
it truly is
>>705314424
gramps final shit on you?
>hikage
>>705314046
This isn't funny. But it's C
>>705314182
Pic
>>705314424
Ayyy!
>>705315333
Wasn't me.
>>705315333
Mildly frightening how much we have in common
>what was even funny
>>705315409
It was you, ani/mu/ lover.
>>705314796
what would you like to know? I'm fairly open online.
>>705314881
very true. very true~
>>705314894
oh, I'm not upset or anything, but it does make me a little wary of sending you anything else.
>>705315157
interesting to know. I assume you are quite the groomer?
I don't find dogs attractive, but she sounds adorable as hell.
well, that kind of thing is barely accepted by anyone, really. I'm one of the least judgmental people I know, so I have zero problem with it, but you know how people are with stigmas of all kinds, I'm sure. it's a shame that your relationship with them was cut off though. even if a person doesn't personally approve of something I don't really understand why they can't still appreciate a person for other reasons. I would never do anything with an animal but I don't judge you for it and think you are a fine individual in spite of that thing I would not personally do. why can't other people be like that? bah. I hate people for reasons like this, personally.
>>705315157
>4chan mods don't care about these threads.
if that were true they would be banned
>>705315157
>dogs
ewww
>love them
I dont have a gf
>>705314755
Don't leave senpai.
>>705315009
True. It's just i don't want to be the only one.
>>705315583
How would you know?
>>705315616
I'm an exhibitionist and an asshole, sorry dude.
>>705314998
That is pretty sad tbh
I need something to do because Overwatch is getting boring tonight
Anyone able to recommend some good music? Might start writing again
>>705315736
Tfw you're crush likes to hang out with but one day she acts alk depress and you get in an argument because you're trying to lighten the burden Shes carrying on her shoulders
I have awaken
>>705315948
apology accepted. I would have been fine with showing that picture to those two anyway, so it's totally cool.
>>705315948
Chen knows
>>705316033
you poor thing. how are you?
>>705315271
I love all of their voices, Asuna's especially
>>705316064
>>705315409
FUCK!
>>705315510
I swear if we're related dude..
I'm just saying, you know how some people see some really coincidental and they're like 'this shit isn't happening or this isn't a joke, not funny' etc?
>>705313271
FUCK EM UP
>>705313846
Just saying?
People are discussing how much they like to fuck dogs
This is truly an amazing time to be alive
>>705316160
>>705316190
I'LL GO IN SWINGING THEM FISTS AND THROWING THEM BOWS
yep
>>705316003
what
>>705316306
yuck
>>705316291
Oh wow.
Saved.
>>705316190
Enjoying your bath~?
>>705316042
Hey, at least I didn't show the other pictures.
>>705316064
All you know how to do is honk.
>>705316190
RIP
>>705314198
During the same time I learned CQC ::^)
>>705316358
#girlproblems man
>>705315616
Thanks man. Her face is incredible. They all have good looking faces. I think my poodle is such a diva because I don't let the others dominate her. She's the top dog while I'm there and the others need to respect that. When they were younger, the golden would always steal from her. Had to stay on top of them.
I'm getting better at grooming. I'm intermediate but not an expert. Been thinking about doing a dog walking business again like I did before. I already have a client this weekend. And I had some guy call me today and show up to my house out of nowhere. But I had 4 big dogs and they had 2 tiny dogs so they were afraid my dogs would overpower them.
I don't know, man. I think this stupid dog walking thing can really succeed with programming on the side.
>it's a shame that your relationship with them was cut off though. even if a person doesn't personally approve of something I don't really understand why they can't still appreciate a person for other reasons.
Eh, I kind of cut it off little by little with most of them. My brother is the only one who blackmailed me, but I've since drifted apart from the rest of them. I still send my mom money but I don't contact her often. I kind of envy you for keeping your family the way you've been able to, and knowing your sexuality to boot. THat's really something. Most people don't accept gays either, even in 2016.
>>705315736
Oh come on. They make better companions than most people on this earth.
>>705315641
No, the mods won't bother doing it because they've got better shit to do.
>>705316360
Heh.
>>705316371
That's not true.
>>705313783
Alive and kicking, kind of asking out of courtesy as I haven't asked in a long time.