Describe video games badly and people guess thread
>Be orphan
>beat up insane people
>be in dream
>die in dream die irl
>climbclimbclimbclimb
>fuck two chicks w/ same name
Bump
:)
>>705293629
Katherine or whatever
>>705294296
Got it
>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world
>run, jump, cut
>>705293293
Here's some moar
>be orphan
>beat up insane people
>beat up Mr.Steroids
>beat up Crazy Plant lady
>beat up Halloween
>beat up super psycho
>trophies
>vents and grates
>>705295159
baman: piderman place
>>705294668
fallout4?
>>705295346
What?
>Really pale
>Like really pale
>Be super jacked and bang all the ladies
>Bombs are useless
>>705293293
Batman of course
>lost in subway
>not a footlong sandwich in sight
>be some normal dude
>make friends with a overly nice guy and a potential school shooter
>shit's going down
>your mom gets murdered
>trynottofeeltoobad.png
>your dog runs away
>your city gets nuked
>then it gets flooded
>have to kill your friends
>>705295745
Yess
>>705295346
I think that's what you were saying but idk
>>705295775
Metro
>create character
>get summoned by shorts
>time altered
>fix time
>credits
>>705296100
Dragonball Xenoverse ?
>>705296274
Yep
>>705295856
yes - there was a show on yt "baman and piderman" - a parody of batman and spiderman characters. They were roommates. An in all batman: arkham games its BATMAN: ARKHAM place(asylum/city/origins[not exactly a place, but can be stretched])
>dead mum
>dictator
>two sand niggers fight over leadership of other sand niggers
>kill animals
>>705296520
Oooh, I get it now
>>705296669
far cry 4?
>>705296754
Damn, guess I made it too easy
>be robot terrorists
>mom dies
>birthday
>test
>Dad leaves
>you leave
>follow trail
>find dad
>dad dies
Kaboom!
Bang Bang!
Homes?
>>705297051
Fallout (idk which one)
>>705297051
FO3
>>705294668
Off?
>>705293293
Bioshock?
Only really oldfags need apply
>get thrown in dungeon
>only way out is down
>trap the devil in limbo on the way out
> nigger with a backpack
> accompanied by flying attrocity
> obtains wealth
> has house in middle of nowhere
> beats up a cook
>>705294923
im winning here, so ill give u a different game:
>4th wall break
>shit controls
>demons
>be dead
>either normal, robot, or space faggot
>kill ayy lmaos for a floating golf ball
>have floating rubix cube buddy
>other shit happens
>>705297738
is this like the elder scrolls 1? Like the game with a tower downwards and weird saves? Did Spoony play it?
>>705297051
Fallout 3?
>fps
>feels
>lots of them
>>705297738
Ultima Underworld?
>>705298430
Nope
>>705298777
Ding ding ding...good job.
>>705298777
>>705298886
SPOONY DID PLAY THIS! HE DID ALL THE ULTIMAS! I COUNT THIS AS A MORAL VICTORY FOR ME!
>>705298772
Spec Ops: The Line
>Leave Home with father figure
>Father figure is killed
>Make Friends
>Kill your brother
>>705298427
Destiny
>>705299478
Ding ding
>get shot by Chandler in a checkered suit
>>705299478
suspected this, but didnt know enough about the game
>>705299858
new vegas?
>be a dolphin in the 90s
>>705299955
Ring a ding ding baby
>>705300006
shamu?
>>705300006
Qbert
>>705300006
ecco the dolphin
>>705300006
Ecco? Not sure if spelled right
>ur the guy
>but not really
>boobs
>>705300006
Fucking ecco
>>705296843
they're poo in loos, not sand niggers
>>705295697
God of war?
>>705298251
cmon, now:
>who am i?
>I know who i am now
>dont u know who i am?
>whada u meanu dont believe me?
>choose your side
Find needles, inject self without questions
>>705300124
>>705300139
>>705300181
lel, of course
>>705300538
bioshock 1?
>>705298427
Destiny
You can control Wall•e in a warzone
>>705295697
The Witcher
>>705293293
>russians
>>705297738
>Only really oldfags need apply
>>get thrown in dungeon
>>only way out is down
>>trap the devil in limbo on the way out
Binding of Isaac.
>Wake up by a ship
>Repair ship
>Explore
>Return Game get refund
>>705300886
No mans sky
Next?
>>705300886
space engineers?
no mans sky?
>>705300886
No man's sky
>>705299648
No one's gotten this yet...
Oldest fags only apply
>purple car
>dog
>>705293293
Bully
>>705297790
Lol wat
>>705301164
Putt-Putt saves the Zoo?
>Long hair
>Trenchcoat
>Kill everybody
>>705301371
love
>Shity engine
>Play as ginger
>Bitchy wife
>got to get milk
>Leather trench coats in Arizona heat
>just use the axe pistol and saw'n off >shot gun
>>705301371
That one mega-edgelord one, 'hatred' or whatever.
>>705301347
Was going for.putt putt in general, but sure
>>705301447
new vegas again?
>>705301371
Hate
>>705301447
Wasteland?
>>705301560
Nope hears a tip
>the sequel sucked
>>705298251
Deadly Premonition
>>705301480
>>705301572
winrar
>>705301447
Postal
>mcfucking killmyself
>literally
>he had the bigger stick
>but you had a knife
>he payed the ultimate price
>DA, I know a place
>>705300742
Guys c'mon
>>705293293
Uhhh...bioshock?
>don't use a torch in tutorial level
>get killed by toughest enemy in game
>>705301371
postal
>>705301909
Modern Warfare 2
nice puns
>Wake up
>Meet robot guy
>Wake up big robot guy
>PUZZLES
>Robot guy betrays you
>Team with big robot guy to defeat robot guy
>Escape
>>705301999
titanfall?
world of tanks?
>>705302011
Minecraft
>>705301835
Yep postal 2 to be correct but you win
>>705302105
Thank you!
Now guess
>>705300742
>>705293293
>isn't executed
>kill your way to the top
>profit
>>705302142
Nooooooooope
Try again
>>705293293
>fags want honor
>fag jumps you while bowing
>fags drink too much orange juice, making things go on forever
>fags buffing and r1 spam
>something uninmportant about fire
>first was so much better and will always be the best
too easy
>>705302289
skyrim
>Be a real chicken sometimes, or a pig, actually your a few differetn things.
>ufo comes in
>save day even though youre a chicken
>noob hint its a licensed game
>>705302327
Dark souls
>>705302289
Shadows of Mordor
>>705302350
nope
>>705302468
nope
>>705302137
Portal 2 electric bogaloo
>Shipwreck
>Prison
>Friend turn evil
>Save friend
>Friend is dead
>>705299648
Since no one's guessed this... I'll do the sequel.
>Wake up in prison
>Escape
>Sister gets kidnapped
>Make friends
>Rescue sister
>Kill sisters kidnapper
>>705302289
oblivion
>play as Ay la nigger
>Your work place has gone full >soilent green
>must escap and say the rest of the >Ay la nigger work force
>>705302565
nope
>>705302602
Youre a faggot
>>705302602
abes odyssey?
>>705302499
I think it still applies, we'll just agree to disagree
>>705300742
Lens flare simulator?
>>705302730
lol yeah it kind of does...the answer was Manhunt
>>705302420
do i win if no one gets it
>>705296922
Deus ex
>Sheriff
>Help prostitute
>Prostitute gets decapitated
>Another prostitute gets decapitated
>>705302462
got it
>>705302777
>>705301999
Two trips and no right answer
>>705302812
2
>>705302794
i won 3 times
>>705302814
wolf among us
>>705302814
Wolf among us
>be fish or something else
>roll
>shoot things until they die
>>705302705
Bingo
>/pol/ takes over the world
>kill all of the fucking nazis
>>705294923
best game
>>705293293
>be fast
>be really fast
>youre too slow
>>705303015
Starfox
>>705293293
>crying in a basement
>mom hates me
>>705303019
that game where you can chainsaw a dude and theres mecha n shit
forgot the name tho
>>705303081
Bit Trip?
>>705302532
>>705302915
>>705302970
Win to the rar
>>705303019
Wolfenstin the new order
>>705302794
Oh, you mean the Chicken Little video game based on the Disney Movie? No, you don't win.
>>705303081
sanic
>>705303059
Pumpkin be saving the day
>>705303103
nope
>>705303110
OP's life
>prisoner
>ydk y tho
>assassination
>open the floodgates to hell
>go in them
>>705303081
Any sonic game
>>705303058
actually not so well acclaimed
>>705303199
kek but nope
>be cop
>nigger partner
>bust drug addicts by buying/selling
>stop following storyline
>just take drugs
>addicted to everything
>constantly blacking out in alley ways
>satan heads and clowns everywhere
>also guns n stuff
>>705303163
youre a real cunt you know that, you dirty little winrar
>Climb mountain
>Fall
>Gay
>>705303205
oblivion
>>705300742
Battlefield 3
>>705302137
portal 2
>>705303333
Quadz
>>705303205
Oblivion
>>705300742
CoD:BlOps2
>>705303163
is it bad that i like that game?
>on ship, diplomatic mission
>fight goes on, you get rekt by a bigass something
>you really like salt
>too many skill tree upgrages .png
>world is flat
>>705303327
Nickolodeons GUTZ
>>705303333
holy fucking quads...check'd
>play as ginger
>late to work
>fuck up at your job
>case earth to get all sorts of fucked >up
>get stalked by an ass hole
>kill big ass fetus to win
>>705303304
The remake of Narc. Damn that game was a piece of crap.
>>705303015
nuclear throne
>>705303110
the binding of isaac
>Not real game
>Scary
>Baby fetus
>Hot dead chick behind you
>your mom dies
>shit happens
>you kill your brother with his own lightning
>>705303578
yup
>>705303467
salt and sanctuary?
>play as cow
>pick up flowers and shit
>ride a bike
>fat kid nemesis
>>705303561
winrar
>>705303504
half life? But Godon isnt a ginger
>>705303624
Spookys house of jump scarys
>>705303638
you are winner!
>Interrogated by some black dude
>Friends with russian guy
>What are the numbers??
>spawn on beautiful tropical island
>punch trees
>die
>wtf killed me
>die
>see lizards and bugs
>die
>continue to die naked, hungry, and afraid
>>705303704
In the first game he is at least form what I can tell
>>705302289
dragons age inquisition
>>705303677
Barnyard the game
>>705303767
BlOps 1
>>705303773
the forest
>>705303773
Leisure suit larry?
>>705303628
Star Wars?
>>705303812
hes not ginger
>>705303534
lulz were had at the craftmanship (or lack there of)
but yea, the remake
>>705303824
was already answered...Manhunt
>>705303876
Ding a ling
>>705303839
Is this the same person that guessed my chicken litte?
>>705303773
Rust?
>>705302545
Uncharted 4
>Paper guy
>Deliver message
>>705303851
No niggers interrogate you in Blops 1
>>705303897
Nope, but even close. At the risk of giving it away, this one is more of a JRPG
> it's fucking cancer
> everyone is a fucking retard ,
Gl
>space zombie
>You shoot aliens
>>705303773
>>705303773
How to Survive?
>>705295991
yea i didnt really make it too difficult
>>705303839
>>705303980
also winrar
>>705303980
No, lol
>>705303874
not the one I was thinking of, but could also fit the desc.
>>705300153
Metal gear 5
>>705304095
u might be right
>>705304006
Paperboy
>>705304012
Hudson
Here's a game only ancientfags will get
>Looking for a cup
>have to kill duck dragons
>>705304184
no
I'll give you more
>Paper guy
>Deliver message
>mobile app
>Playstation exclusive
>>705293293
>haunted "streets"
>pills to advance
>play as red haired chick.
>give the succ i think
>also nazis
>shitty movie money grabs
>>705297738
That's Diablo. Classic.
>>705304351
Left 4 Dead?
>>705302915
Pedantic. Is mankind evolved.
>split personality
>fight on foot or pilot mech
>fucked up psychology (Id)
>save world
>>705304351
pacman
>>705304385
Bloodrayne
>>705304036
tf2
>>705304409
Could also be Dante's inferno.
>>705304051
dead space ezpz
>>705304345
eww, i dont want to guess anymore
>>705304524
Pacman is correct
>beat up people
This is an old and obscure game, you win if you get it.
>Based on a book of short stories
>Play through short stories
>No happy endings
>Everything is fake and everyone is dead
>Being tortured by computer
>Beat computer, but everyone is dead
>>705304507
Xenogears. Too bad the reboots were iffy
>>705304524
bloodrayne was right, kindo ez tho
>be whiney faggot that plays future football
>dad ruins life after never being there
>fast forward to future past
>hot bitches and weird guys
>it's my story
>kill dad
>it was all a dream
>>705304036
Counterstrike
>>705301164
I FUCKING love that game
>>705303624
Fear3
>>705293293
>let your fingers do the walking
>hotline miami 3
>your best friends are a rock, a flower, vanilla pudding, and a blue alien
>sit on a chair to win
>>705304675
the Id part made it too easy didnt it?
>spacr zombie
>>705304749
Masterbation!!
>>705304633
its not based on a book, the book was written in 1 night based on I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
>>705304575
Destiny
>>705304633
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Game by Cyberdreams, story by Harlan Ellison. One of the first times a computer is portrayed as self aware and insane.
>Stolen identity
>fight childhood idol who killed your grill and is meglomaniac
>>705304633
i spy spooky mansion
>>705304633
I have no mouth and I must scream
Eeezz
>>705304680
ffx
i knew after "future football"
>>705304873
Lmao
>>705304829
You win, I'm going to bed now
>It's a game
>You play it
>>705304989
the game
>>705304680
FFX common
>>705304989
Life
>>705304989
Life
>>705305044
Aww FUCK I just lost =(
>internet troll steals your gf
>die
>die again
>again
>and again
>fucking shit oh my god i keep fucking dying
>good music
>>705304680
It's totally FFX but the last three lines killed me lmao
>disgruntled worker
>fuck it move out into the country
>Every one wants to cuck the black guy out of his wife
>>705304633
System shock
>>705305130
Neverdead?
>Vikings and giants
>Depressing
>>705305130
Super meat boy
>>705305277
Shadow of the Colossus
>developer is not the bad guy
>never released the ending
>kill m8
>fellsbadman.png
>>705304910
>>705305061
>>705305140
indeed
tbh X-2 was straight garbage
>>705305277
Too human
also checkd
>>705305277
shadow of collossus?
>>705293293
>be random dude
>answer phone
>murder
>throw up
>buy pizza
>>705305360
look up FFX-2,5
>>705305307
kachow
>>705298251
Omikron: The Nomad Soul
>>705305360
X-2 wasn't just garbage. It was fanservicey garbage, and don't you forget it
>>705305480
u bitch
>>705293293
>fix spaceship
>fly through nothing and visit the same worlds over and over again
>>705305433
high-levels-of-thermal-energy segment-of-infinite-consecutive-points south-floridian-city-with-high-density-in-cuban-migrants
>>705305433
Max Payne
>>705305487
hated the story...loved the mechanics. Job swap in combat was fun imo
>>705305433
Hot line Miami
>>705303773
minecraft you fucking faggot
>>705305563
destiny
>>705305563
Destiny
>>705305563
there alreay been a ridle about no man buys
>>705305563
No mans sky
Easy
>>705305563
No Man's sky was already done in this thread
>fall down a hole
>>705293293
>waste of $60
>>705305443
>FFX-2,5
>KILLED BY A BOMB DISGUISED BY A FUCKING BLITZBALL
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>705305277
OOH! BANNER SAGA!
>>705305563
mass effect
>>705305864
Winrar!
