>You're on death row, >what are you're last words?
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>You're on death row,
>what are you're last words?
>>705272225
VAP NATION BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight
"kiss my ass!"
>>705272225
Thank god, im tired of being the funniest person in the room.
>>705272225
The cure for cancer is... *dies*
OP is a massive faggot!!!
I left 12 million dollars in the..............
>then pass out.
Legalize it 420 LOL
>>705272225
I wana eat your mother's ass
>>705272225
SUGG MY BENIS XDDDDDD
I regret everything, kek
>>705272225
E=hrt(2^-e + deltaTheta pi)
very interesting proof, but not enough time to explain
>>705272225
Tell CJ all he had to do was follow the damn train,,,
I will never be on death row because decent countries don't have the death penalty.
>>705272225
There is no God.
>>705272405
Replying
It is an major tragedy of unimaginable proportions that any of you ever considered for even a second that death was a morally acceptable way to punish somebody or to deal with your problems. I sincerely forgive all of you and urge you all to pray to god with all your heart and soul for forgiveness over what you are about to do to me. In the bible it says if you do not forgive other people of their sins then god will not forgive you for yours. If you people had chosen to forgive me then I would be forgiven and would not be standing here waiting to die. I hope you find it all in your hearts to forgive me so that you too may be saved and will not go to hell because of your problems with me.
I love my family I love all of you. I love god. And i'm going to be with him now. And right now in this moment, knowing this, I could not be happier. Take me to heaven.
Niggers tongue my anus
I've been saving up money all these years. You can have it. I left it in my
>>705272977
So, you're basically saying you're not going to do anything fun.
>TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT abracadabra TOO TOO TOOT TOOT TOOT.
If you strike me down, i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
>>705272225
imam hatipler kapatılsın
>>705272225
Im glad I got 2 see my gf getting fucked by a big black cock
pretty sure i left the front door open.
Check'em
JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS
>>705272225
Na mo a mi tuo fo
i am become death
>>705272405
Kill me
>>705272225
It was a inside job
bush did it
Harambe
Finally, i can be reunited with Harambe
>>705272225
I HAVE INFORMATION TO HILLARY"S ARREST!
>>705272225
"Tell m00t, I love him the most." *dies
cunt
>>705272225
Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths
>>705272225
My only regret is that I had but one life to waste on cheap alcohol and strippers of questionable age.
>>705272225
i'm a Vegan.
Goodnight space cowboy
>>705273601
i do crossfit.
Wait, don't kill me! I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest!
HEY GUYS IT'S SCARCE HERE
>>705272405
F u i have an immunity cat... he've got the power !
Im not ready.
>>705273782
Omg dem from Leddit XD me le oldfag
"i dont regret jerking off before this"
tell my mom I love her
I'll put a curse on everybody, the weak minded will believe it.
Sex...Steve Martin...Teri Hatcher
>>705272405
Sure
>>705272225
I told u I was hardcore
LEEEEEttttttttsss getttt rriiight into the neeeeewwwwssss!
>>705272225
hasta la vista, baby.
>>705273782
kewl, glad ur took the time to read them all tho.
You infidels will lick my feet in paradise.
>>705274057
*rrroooooooiiiit intoooooo the nuuuuuuuuuuuuus xD
GO GO GADGET
>>705272225
Faze up you optic gaming faggots
>>705273089
Faggot
"Snail 'em"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDKLvRHkGLo
>>705272225
well excuuusmee princess
>>705272225
Ravioli what's the formuli
>>705272225
OOHH EEHH OH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
I literally can't right now.
>>705274115
>taking more than 10 seconds to read shitposts.
>>705272225
I never skipped the kripp
>>705272225
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>705272225
Heil Hitler!
>>705272225
Hitler was right about the wrong people.
I have information that will indict Hil... *dies*
>>705272225
Im vegan
>>705275093
god yes
I hate niggers
for allah
You're doing me a favor.
>>705272225
This:
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=XCJBH3D23Oc
You want my treasure? You can have it! Search for it. I left it all in one piece.
>>705272225
this will never bring your loved one back, and won't help the pain you feel. I regret nothing.
>>705272225
Hurry the fuck up already my dope is wearing off
>>705275780
You forgot about the smile and sinister laugh.
>>705274652
kewl, i'm also a fast reader.
>>705275555
checked
agreed
QUAAAIIIID STAART THEE REAACTOORRR
THE NIGGERS MADE ME DO IT
Pull the lever Kronk!
Wrong leveeeeeeeer...
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
>>705272225
Cya in hell !
Black lives matter.
>>705272225
Youll never find the other bodies
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left it all in one place!"
and with that the great pirate age with happen again
WOP BA BA DO DOP
A WPO BAM BOOM!
p-p-please i-(sobbing)wasn't me!
>>705274537
Oh eh oh ah ah wangwang belili bang bang
shitters clogged
>>705272225
Should have shitposted more while I still had the chance
>>705272225
See you in hell cocksucker
Go fuck your mother
Or id shout to the families of the victims and say you can kill me because im already inside you. That oughta traumitize them
>>705272225
Oh sh-
>>705272225
hurry up ya fukin faggot i dont have all day
>>705272225
fuck them
Freeze frame, record scratch. now I bet you're wondering how I got here
>>705272977
Oooooh, that was a really cool response. I wanna be like you, sir. Plz. Plz teech me.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>705272225
Can you hold my had when you electrocute me? I'm scared.
>>705277180
hand*
HONK!
All the world's a spic
>>705272225
Check em
>>705272225
"Killing me only makes me stronger."
Allahu akhbar!
>>705272225
The jews did this
>>705274599
Faggot
"666 trips get"
>>705277602
Rolling
I'll see you all when the Flying Spaghetti Monster wages war on Xenu and releases all the undead souls back on Earth to fight on the day of Ragnarok!
>>705273636
I vape
So long and thanks for all the fish
I dindu nuffin
Let this be the death of me.
*Points at dick*
Yell out: muhghh dick
And die
>>705277777
This...
>>705272516
holy fuck that's gold.
>>705272225
The bigger question is"How did i turn into a nigger on death row?"
Make America Great Again!
>>705278388
kek
I lived a life, a good one at that.
>>705272645
Fucking 14 year old confirmed
>>705272405
No she wont
Life's short, stunt it!
"Check em"
I'm so happy.
>>705272225
Can we hurry this up. My cellie owes me cigarettes.
Clear my chrome history......
>>705278966
bateman.jpg
>>705272225
"Check em"
This thread is half autism, half edgelords.
You're all shit at this.
Anyone who hears or reads these final words is a double faggot
THE GAME
jet fuel can't steals beams
STEEL BEAMS CAN'T MELT JET FUEL
>>705272225
"I have the weirdest boner right now"
"Your mom's box"
>>705272225
your*
>>705272225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcWeV3r63aw
>>705272225
Die, faggots.
>I then proceed to explode the building
>>705272225
The epitaph from Thomas Gray's "Elegy from a Church courtyard" or whatever it's called
>>705279109
fail
>>705272225
Player will respawn in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
>>705273089
>>705274329
to be fair though if you wanted to try and pull on people's heartstrings and guilt and maybe have a slight chance that the executioner might take pity then it's worth sounding like a faggot for the last 30sec of your life.
"You may kill me but you can´t stop me from saying NIGGER now! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER..." repeat until I am dead.
>>705273312
Underrated post.
wait a second, I just realized im NIGGER, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!
Deus Vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuult !
>>705275555
>5555
I got my hat on backwards and it's time to fucking party.
Do it faggot!
>>705272225
Niggers tongue my anus
I'll finally be able to jack Hitler off
Check
These
Dubs
>>705275987
>kewl
you need to go back
>>705272225
Have you ever heard a guitar before?
>>705272405
oh fuck off
should've known 6 proxies wasn't enough
I will be dead but hopefully the victims families suffer for decades more!
I'm going to join xenu now
>>705272225
I'm glad you gave me a peanut butter sandwitch as my last meal. Good thing I'm allergic.
>>705272405
kys
>>705272225
At least I die with dubs....
>>705272225
>>what are you're last words?
>"anon I have something to tell you"
>"come closer"
>"closer still"
>*coughs*
>"it's 'your'"
>"you fucking degenerate"
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME IMPERIALS; CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?????
>>705272405
why
>>705272225
I want spagetios. I didn't got it. It was regular spaghetti.
>>705272225
I guess its time to find out if this game has a post-game or it just goes straight into the new game+.
I hope they serve beer in hell
>>705272225
i've just had a SHOCKING realization...
>>705272225
see you all in hell motherfuckers!!!
It's not gay if the dick is feminine
Did I feed cat?
Check my dubs hu3
fuck off victoria
If dubs I get to live
>>705276771
LOL that would be everyone else
>>705280864
what a shame lmao
Finally I'm free, you fucking idiots
>>705272225
"See you again in the next one."
>>705281337
Too 1337 to live.
>>705280904
kek
>>705272225
"*your"
No regrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&t=0s
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>705272225
I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
>>705272225
>"They're killing me to silence me. It's not about what I was charged for. I never committed any crime. It's because I wrote all that stuff about the New World Order"
Probably my actual last words.
>>705272225
Cyka Blyat.
>>705274386
Space Balls...
Sigh.
kill me bitch nigga you wont
>>705272225
"I'll be back"
For.. Elder... Maxson...
Hurry up you Hoosier bastard, I could have hanged 10 men by now
No shelter from the storm. Team Instinct.
Should have kissed her on the first date...
>>705272225
Now i'm down with the sickness
1v1 me faggot!
>>705279627
Fucking idiot op used you're in the correct context didn't you take grade school?
>>705272225
I killed JonBenét.
>>705272225
hurry up i got a meeting to get to
>>705272225
let me join the scp foundation
>>705272225
>you're
>>705272225
Takeshima, Senkaku, and Roppo are all Japanese territory.
>>705283977
This is good
>>705272405
fuck off.
>>705272225
Kleenex is the only industry built on sickness, sadness and shame
>>705272225
niggers stole my space program.
Joke's on you motherfuckers! I planted bombs in 12 elementary schools around the nation and 10 outside their state capitals. They all go off at the same time in 3 months.
>>705284018
>You're
>You are
Anta baka?
Good luck. Im behind 7 proxies
Harambe was innocent
Sharpie in pooper
>>705272225
Op is a fag
I'll never forget you baby. Don't forget about me.
>>705272225
I have information regarding Hilla-
>>705272225
jet fuel melted 9/11
Kill me now
Fucking redditfags are giving me cancer
Ill kill myself if I have to
"I bet I will live, you cucked niggers."
>>705281214
dick and feminine don't belong in the same sentence unless they're contradicting.
>>705272225
Beam me up
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being s.......
>>705272225
"i fucked up in life.. but at least i got these trips"
>>705272225
I have miss-matched nipples
hurry up I want my virgins
damn.. she farted on my dick.
it wasn't me candlejack d.....
>>705272225
>>705272225
>>705272225
Niggers tongue my anus.
All of you can kiss my rebel dick!
>>705272225
Off only I can time stamp this Anons would of kek...op not a faggot that day...op deliverssszzzzzzzz
>>705272225
"Atleast you guys never found out about the other 12..."
Just give me a gun, I'll kill myself
I'll be back
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705289973
They would proubly let you free if you said that.
"you win some, you lose some"
>>705272225
TRIIIIPSS
>>705273089
Took this a but too seriously. Plus the there is no God nor afterlife so it doesn't matter how people feel about you once your dead
>>705272225
Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly - the ill deeds along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence...
potato dick shit elephant
>>705272225
If you kill me now you'll never know where I buried the other bodies
Wayfair you got just what I need!
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!
>>705276841
Sauce?
Kill me now and you won't find the others
>>705272225
You can't flim flam the Zim Zam
FINALLY, FUCC!
Spell icup nigga
>>705272405
nop
>>705272225
You'll never find the child porn in my house
>>705291333
Yes nigga
Tell moot he's based
>>705273089
even your god says to kill people, so just walk the fuck away.
http://www.gotquestions.org/death-penalty.html
>>705272645
What is "LOL"? I'm pretty sure you meant the more formal version "kek" right?
>murder five people
>get caught
>put on death row
>execution day
>"do you have any final words"
>look up
>"those quints though"
>>705272225
If I was to be put down, I'd want to be beheaded by a guillotine, just to see if I am still "there" for a couple of seconds or so.
Why don't they do that anymore? It's kinda messy but pretty damn fool-proof.
>>705272225
"Kek"
"We all die one day. This conclusion was predicted. I am not afraid judgment by this world or the next for I live the way I felt I need to. I have the freedom to do such actions when punishment is liberation."
>>705294377
But you won't even have your fedora to tip.
>>705292788
sauce?
moist nugget ointment damp chunk phlegm lugubrious blog gurgle roil fetus curd smear pustule bulbous viscous secrete munch orifice slurp mucus moist moist moisty moist moister than moisty moist moist moist moistitty moist moist.
>>705272225
Fuck you all.
>>705272405
Damn
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>>705272405
replying
>>705274908
fuck you
