So, who on /b/ is actually a basement dweller?
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So, who on /b/ is actually a basement dweller?
They don't build basements in my country because it rains too much, if I lived in murica I'd be a strong contender
>>705258169
all the bottom feeding fat sacks of shit left 4chan as soon as the normie retard underaged cock suckers turned /b/ into their little hangout. Now because of 4chan mobile the summerfags can brosw /b/ while at school, there is no escape.
>>705258169
i own my own house
>>705258169
what is this a picture of afghanistan?
>>705258169
i live in a camper does that count?
>>705260098
pics
>>705259875
No, that's my "room"
>>705258169
What's that yellow thing in the sky?
It's furnished. Even has a kitchen & bathroom. Still pretty miserable. Lots of trees nearby so it gets dark before sundown and stays dim throughout the day. Have to keep lights on constantly to see anything and it really messes with sleep schedule; always sit up too late.
>>705260185
your room looks like a bomb shelter in fallujah.
>>705258169
>look at the picture
>play Dota 2
>ranked match, eu west
>I fucked your mom last night cyka
>>705260178
here
>>705260670
Do you mean the sun?
Gross get a job u lazy faggot
>>705258169
No. There probably could be basement dwellers but they probably don't go on here like >>705258838 said
>>705260988
I'd almost forgot. The yard stays in shadow most of the day and by the time I get off this "sun" is behind me for the ride home.
Been here so long it hurts my eyes now if I go out on my days off.
The only time it's brighter than this is just at sunrise. Kinda peeks through those trees for a bit. Whole yard is in shadow by sunset.
my setup
my old place
my dream setup, for when i get the money.
>>705263243
timestamp or fake
>>705263243
is this a turkish prison?
>>705258169
The old fags (pre 2008)
my bro has a pretty sweet system too
a build my dad's working on
sisters system
So many "XXX decides If I kill me or not threats" from people living perfectly fine. I would rather die, instead of living in either one of these aids holes.
>>705263946
psh, step it up.
>>705263844
croatia?
>>705264066
nah, her names emily
>>705263499
do you like movies about gladiators?
>>705264208
that's odd
>>705264425
it was a joke. as if you thought that her name was Croatia
>>705260852
Im jealous. I always move around alot and dont live in the same place for more than a year. A camper van would suit my lifestyle more than a rented flat.
>>705264599
i really only work for like a week per month. its cheap as shit.
>>705263441
Look how old that moniter is. gotta be fake
>>705258169
more of an upstairs dweller.
>>705264796
of course it is, looks like a place for heroin addict.
>>705265045
a heroin addict that has seen more of the world than you
>>705265045
I am a heroin addict, well kinda cuz im on meth and dont use anymore. and my place is alright
>>705265157
That´s not the world, it´s a camper, disguised as a shithole.
>>705265514
show me
>>705265585
give me ten to find cam
>>705265585
>>705265693
okay, that´s pretty neat.
>>705260852
i want to live in a van
how do you make enough money to survive?
Where do you park it?
got any tips of where to begin?
>>705265693
No fucking way....how can you guys live like this?
>>705265543
the shithole moves around.
>>705266002
I like it.
>>705260852
What do you do about internet?
Where do you park?
What are the living costs?
I've always wanted to live like this
>>705265157
thats not a brag or a one up.
you dont hear sex trafficking slaves bragging about all the countries theyve been smuggled into.
anyone got pics of the one battlestation with the poop trashcan?
>>705265693
this pic has been around for a decade
>>705263552
>red altoids
Are you cancer?
Blue altoids are clearly the superior altoid. Why on earth would you eat those red scum?
Jesus man. Get a grip!
>>705258169
Are those pee-jars? They are arent they?
i live in a basement apartment but its quite nice honestly
>>705266557
that altoids tin contains the ashes of my grandfather. they used to call him Minty fresh Mark back when he was in school. I thought it was fitting.
>>705265990
craigslist in every area always has people who need a room painted or manual labor done because theyre too lazy. or you could busk i guess if you dont want to work. or even get a seasonal job if you get somewhere and stay there awhile. a van is different but i park my camper at campgrounds. im in the us so theyre usually not hard to find. if i cant find one ill try to find a rest stop to park it. or even a walmart parking lot for the night. where to begin? honestly just get a van. move some essentials into it. start sleeping in it/hanging out in it once a week. then more often. just get used to it.
>>705266184
i have a mobile 4g hotspot thing. or i leach from wherever im at. rest stops usually have free wifi.
living costs are gas food and whatever data i use from the hotspot. which isnt much. lets say 50$ ish a week for food if i dont eat fast food. gas depends on where i go. and where i go depends on gas. hotspot data is like 50$ ish as well.
>>705266297
cool
>>705266002
Thats an old ass pic
>>705266557
new slogan!
>Altoids
"Get a grip!"
>>705266425
Nevermind, found it
>>705266002
at least hes always got a full supply of poweraid .. oh wait no.
>>705258838
>mfw there's no traffic change during summer and everyone on here has always and will forever be a faggot
>>705266960
I play quite a lot of games. Are you able to play games with a decent ping (as in sub 100) online with that kind of setup?
>>705258169
Can we just talk about
WHO THE FUCK HAS A WINDOW WITH A PANE IN THEIR BASEMENT.
"Boy! Can't wait to open my window and look at all this FUCKING DIRT"
Mongoloid.
mental illnesss>>705265693
>>705266953
Kek this takes me back to good old days of /b/
>>705267337
guess that's why they call it window pane
>>705267248
ive seen lahey around town quite a few times.
>>705260670
if it has a bathroom then why the piss bottles?
>>705267486
"There's a shitpost a coming"
>>705267284
fuck no. even browsing online is slow sometimes. thats the only thing that sucks is i cant play online. my phone has unlimited data so i can netflix/youtube on that at least. but if you really want to game i do it at a public library sometimes. but im mostly a singleplayer dude.
>>705258378
They don't build basements in my part of Murica because it rains too much as well.
That being said I dwell in 3 rooms of a rundown building on my parents land right now.
Just bought some raw land for a good price though so eventually I will be able to build a proper home there. Only a 45 minute commute from my current job.
>>705267738
no in all seriousness i live in halifax nova scotia. im pretty sure the whole trailer park cast lives here. ive met bubbles, saw julien a couple times around town. have never seen ricky
22, basement dweller
dad wants me to get a job
id rather kill myself than be a wageslave
he keeps telling me to apply at best buy while ignoring the facts that they are shit
>>705267750
didn't think so, but worth knowing. would be nice. maybe one day the tech will be good enough
>>705267944
i dont want to die just yet but if the only other option is to get a job then i guess im out before i get to see any of the cool shit spacex does mars wise
Roll
>>705263147
Are you the guy with the toe thumb and the ritualistic shrine in your back yard?
>>705267944
Ypu should had went to college
Im 22 too and I live with my parents Im going to look for a work in any marketing area of a car company, yup, 8 hrs a day life knda sucks but meh I need money, just one year left of Uni
>>705258169
Why does 4chan attract the basement dwellers so bad?
>>705268147
yeah i know
no idea what i want to do, i like computers but coding is cancer and math is aids
shit sucks man
>>705268147
oh and why the fuck do you have to do things that arent related to what you're studying? so fucking dumb
>>705268010
it definitely will be. but i still would recommend the lifestyle. its not permanent i can always head back home if i want. even if you just do it one week a year its great to travel
>>705258169
on the surface, i'm a complete normie. 33, married, house, career, kid on the way.
but i'm seriously considering telling the wife to scramble the fetus, divorcing her, and moving back into my mother's basement so i can be a piece of shit autistic robot until i eventually die in a pile of my own filth.
the hilarious part is that my family hates my wife and actually wants me to do this. i'm fighting with the decision currently.
>>705268286
To make you a well rounded liberal goyim.
>>705268242
I have an idea maybe you could design hardware, start learning 2d and 3d programs like autocad and 3dmax. Yo ucould desing products and stuff and its not that hard and you get to be on the computer all day. Youll get money its a win win situation
>>705268286
Im actually studyng a marketing carrer
>>705268309
i think i will eventually once i have some startup funds. how much does a decent enough camper cost, would you estimate? how do you get your day to day money? or do you live off of saved up funds?
>>705268413
p much
>>705268420
i already know how to use thouse, good luck getting a job though
ive applied all over and nobody even ever fucking replies
what part of "i type super fast and know how to fix computers" is bad?
fucking stupid, i like said id rather leave a note saying "fuck work"
Does a garage count? Don't mind the laundry.
>>705268602
First start pimping your CV, like follow idk a tutorial to make the best cv. Then apply like to 50 positions maybe 7 would call, and 1 or 2 would be interested in hiring you
>>705268545
i was lucky enough to be given one of my grandparents campers. they have like 3 sitting in their yard. id suggest a van if youre just starting with nothing. cheaper. day to day money is i work for about a week every month doing odd jobs from craigslist. or even seasonal shit at greenhouses or retail if im really low.
if it was 2004-2007 I would actually want to, and would choose it over normie life anyday
2004-2008 were the prime years to be the kind of person that spends all their time on teh internetz and vidya.
Everything has gone to shit for unknown reasons, I can't wait until I don't need to rely on my PC for entertainment now.
>>705258378
I live in the southern U.S. We don't have basements, either. Well, most of us don't.
>>705260852
Whoa! Anon, do you like hockey?
>>705258378
I'd dwell in her basement if you know what I mean
>>705268830
sounds kind of awesome. money isnt really the issue for me as i have skills i can use to get moderate cash anywhere, but more money is always nice. I take it you live in the states?
how far around the country do you drive and have you driven?
>>705267944
I hope your dad kicks your ass on the street.
>>705258169
every poster below me is a confirmed basement dwelling mushroom.
>>705268865
What do you mean its gone to shit?
I was living like that last year. Now i cant cause my parents threw me and all my stuff out
>>705263883
Savage bruh was about 2 say that
>>705265585
had to take with webcam cuz cameras fooking shit
>>705264031
all that time and effort but can't scrub the tub.
I dwell here
Converting a video to webm for you guys to see my battlestation/room. Time stamped and everything.
>>705258169
My first thought was, 'oh god he has piss jugs'
>>705268478
> studyng
> carrer
Study harder.
>>705270151
top notch basement friend
>>705267125
UK location. I see a jar of Marmite on the table.
>>705269519
Where are you now? Living in a van?
>>705270151
post the wallpaper on the right screen
>>705263147
>Doesn't know what the sun is but does know what sunset is
>>705269973
where do you live? country wise? how much and where do you move around to
>>705270498
>>705270615
absolute top bloke
>>705263946
That's dope
>>705268609
Who's garage? I would chill with you in there if you cleaned it up a bit. Does it stink?
>>705270160
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is my post. We got a problem. It's converting upside down. Too lazy to fix. So deal with it.
>>705263844
PoE is an awful game.
>>705269091
canucks baby
>>705269110
ive been back and forth to each coast. its just a matter of "where do i feel like going?" theres more of a restraint on work though. might score a temp job in maine and have to head that way to keep moneyflow coming. just depends.
>>705268609
what's that to the left of the octodad on the shelf?
>>705268609
a tad messy but private and overall cozy
>8.5/10
>>705258169
Holy Fucking neck beard.
>>705270151
LOL...nice Russian flag
>>705263715
Does your dad smoke meth?
Basically you ask "will you ever let me fuck you" she will say no and the life will go on
>>705270996
I'm a Stars fan. I'm actually the guy uploading the webm. You'll see I have my Stars hat on. Haha. And, no. I'm not from Texas. Even worse, Louisiana.
>>705264031
I know that whole thing was rolled in there specifically for this picture, which makes me question the sanity of the person taking it.
On the plus side, the towel rack looks like it's holding up the middle speaker which would be an overkill but pretty trick install.
while this don't fit in i figured it would be fun to post this here, i have a basement setup in my basement for old video games..
the ugly couch on the right folds out into a bed if needed.
>>705269107
What do you mean by this?
>>705258169
I've twice lived in a basement.
Once when I rented an apartment that happened to be in the basement of the building, and once when I rented a house with a basement but no air conditioning.
>>705271228
im so sorry anyone has to be from Louisiana no offence
>>705266557
>>red altoids
>Are you cancer?
>red altoids
Are you cancer?
blue altoid eating douche detected cant handle the mint can ya
>>705270151
I like your plant. I like plants
>>705271148
nice bait dude
>>705258169
Jesus fucking christ, what poor cunt is locked up in that awful place
>>705271285
Jon?
I wish I was a basement dweller - if by basement you mean a cosy underground bunker
>>705271446
nope, also here is the bed made.
>>705264031
>scummy tub
filthydegenerate.jpg
>>705271390
Unfortunately the plant did not last but i replaced him with a TV
>>705270151
>basement
>windows
>>705270903
It's my gf's parents house and they agreed to rent the garage to us if we cleaned it out. They're hoarders and it was literally floor to ceiling with garbage and spiders. 2 weeks later and no smell, just general messiness.
>>705268147
I'm hiring for two marketing jobs in DC
I could use a wage slave
>>705271383
Listen here you heretic. Blue altoids taste better, provide fresher breath, and dont make you feel like shit for eating just one.
CHOSE BLUE, CHOSE TRUE.
>>705271371
None taken. Especially with the way things are in society these days. New Orleans is just niggers with guns and Androids. And the rest of the state is rednecks with BMW's and iPhones.
No. My basement gives me the spookers.
>>705266557
are you fucking retarded? the wintergreen altoids have fucking fake sugar in them, die
>>705268403
Stupid faggot
>>705271037
Gf is obsessed with Markiplier and it's something related to his stuff that she made a few years ago, idk what to call it
>>705271808
What sorta guy gos out with a girl that like markiplier
>>705271756
Heretics everywhere!
Just because it has fake sugar doesn't mean anything! So do the red ones!
ITS THE THING THAT MINTS AND SUGARFREE GUM DO NOW.
Blue is the choice of the Strongest.
Red weakness will not be tolerated!
>>705271538
Dope set up
>>705272004
She must give the greatest head known to man.
>>705272109
Ah fair enough then
>>705271731
my garage was pretty spooky until i upgraded it and improved the lighting situation.
it's over 100 years old if i am not mistaken.
>>705264066
ČIPI ČIPS 4 LAJF BURAZ
>>705271558
Damn what happened? RIP greeny.
>>705271644
Jesus Christ. It doesn't look that bad tbh. Hoarders are disgusting yet interesting as fuck at the same time
>>705271592
maybe I didn't make myself clear
We don't technically have a basement, and I'm not allowed to live in the downstairs apartment, but I'm a bedroom dweller.
>pic related
But I cleaned it up a bit since this morning
>>705272234
how old is it if you are mistaken
>>705263946
in all actual honesty... I'd probably have my shit set up like that, although the toilet is not the most comfy sit
>>705272096
BLUE STRONGEST!!
>>705272298
sometime in the 1920s instead? the house on the property is 1905-1913 give or take.
city don't know for sure but the spacing of the doors makes me think it was made for Model Ts
>>705272297
Why can't you live down there? It stays so nice and cool down in basements
>>705272370
FINALLY A BROTHEREN. RALLY BLUES!
>>705272004
Hey if she's willing to be with my degenerate ass, I can put up with a few Markiplier videos every now and then
>>705272292
the basement life did not provide enough light for greeny, he will be missed
>>705272500
;-;7
>>705267248
this faggot gets it
>>705272297
kek keyboards on the drawers hahahahahahahh
nigga buy a new desk
I wanna buy a huge mansion that's absolutely pimped, but I'll only live in the basement and purposely be the greatest neet known to man. I'll shower in gyms and shit. I will not go inside the mansion itself. I'll dig out a small makeshift hole that I'll seal with saran wrap if it rains. I'll order pizza and shit. And I'll always exit through the hole. I'll make some friends online in my area and have them buy me shit. I'll try to make money off of freelancing. After a good 10-15 years. I'll go inside the mansion and see how terrible and dusty as fuck it will be. I'll even release some raccoons and weird shit inside for extra measure. I'll lock all windows and doors.
>>705268403
i can relate, sometimes i just want to hit rock bottom so bad...its a fatalistic fantasy i guess.
>>705272701
Not him but I bet you're not very good with money are you?
>>705265858
must be new
>>705272710
I like you
>>705258169
I guess I would be being that I live in one of the Basement apartments in my apt building.
I would like to live on one of the upper floors
being that it can get kinda cold down here and heating cost can be a bit of a nightmare but at the same time during the summer when everyone is sweating it out it is nice and cool down here.
the place I live in before this I was on the 3rd floor and then ended up leaving there and moving in here. the apts down here are huge and just newly remodelled before I moved in
>>705272793
Youre damn rigth I dont know how to save money but at least I know how to have nice things cheap
>>705272710
>>705272870
I want the mansion to develop it's own self sustaining ecosystem. I'll probably fill up the multiple bathtubs with water, stock the fridge with non perishables and food that rots quickly. I'll release some rats, mice, many types of insects and other jazz. I want there to be predator and prey. I might also get fast growing edibles and one of those automatic gardens. I want the whole place to be completely fucked by nature. I'll definitely block off any outside view. "I don't want any trouble"
>>705273051
>>705272466
Because I have OCD and stuff. I destroy carpets and anything made of wood with soap water.
I've pretty much fucked my section over mercilessly, so my sister inherited the downstairs.
However, this room will eventually be all mine when my brother moves into my sister's old room.
>>705272467
Cirno's mai waifu.
STRONGETS!!!!!!!
>>705263512
Wtf that's recent.
>>705272294
top notch anon secluded and nice A+ 10/10 on my scale
>>705273475
>>705273348
I'd also pay my bills online and keep people as far away as possible. There will definitely be a very strong security system that only triggers an alarm in my basement. I'll get a cheap bb rifle to shoot the fuck so that he survives and gets the fuck out.
>>705273606
it was 8 years ago man, its time to wake up
all the real oldfags are gone
>>705271538
baby crib?
You procreated?!
>>705273606
am i an oldfag?
>>705270151
this is me today btw
>>705271304
He means he would spend time with his penis placed in her anal cavity.
>>705271285
its 1999 all over again
>>705271558
nice black vibrator on the window sill
>>705273789
yeah, i have a 2 year old.
also my garage cleaned up really nice after some upgrades.
>>705273672
Not sure what that is supposed to imply, Anon-kun.
>>705274177
Soo is this your parents garage?
>>705274021
thanks, i shove it up my ass every day
>>705273827
Limearita and cheap wine....fucking faggot
>>705274309
no, i bought a house a while ago.
it's a bit on the old side but it's holding up great for it's age and it's cheaper than renting.
>>705267482
underrated
>>705274177
Have you considered a cheap shipping container? You can get a 20ftx8ftx8ft or something for like $2500
Fully metal to protect ur electrical stuff if there's ever EMP.
>Also better have rubber mats or it'll fry you if there's lightning
But, with a bit of a fix-up, you can smash a few of them together into a custom secret lab or some shit
>>705273827
seriously whats the point of having really tall bongs
yall have some filthy battlestations but nobody will ever best fridgebro
>>705274336
whats with the broken glass jar?
>>705274450
the lots in this town barely leave room for anything outside of a small home/garage. all the larger homes actually use up multiple lots.
>>705274412
How high is the back of that chair, and is it good for sleeping in?
if not, do you know any good chairs?
or is a DX Racer, classic worth it?
($440 - would need to wait until my next invoice is paid, though)
>>705274490
its not that tall, I hit it comfortably from my lap in a sitting position
>>705274412
U.S.?
What part of country?
Occupation?
Mortgage amount....
sorry to pry but i need to buy too
but I cant make enough money to pay my fucking rent right now.
Alos have a 2 y.o.
>>705274490
thats really tall to you?
>>705273886
But he said basement and not anal cavity, I think you are mistaking here friendo
>>705274589
oh.
Well, if you're willing to pay for a dig, you could build DOWN.
Maybe make a simple square, and build down around 3-4 levels.
Huge-ass secret lab underground.
And then just partition all the containers for rooms.
(Just make sure that you have decent stairs and don't let a sewage line break, or your whole house will be full of shit)
>>705273911
>implying you were alive in '99
>>705274772
are you seriously this retarded?
Look up double entendre see if your autism allows you to comprehend it
>>705274594
just look into general "executive" chairs from office supply stores. you can get something pretty decent for $100 or something really comfy for $200-350
most of these places have dozens on display for you to try out.
example of different chairs:
basic computer chair without armrests: intended for less than 2 hours of use at a time.
"manager chair" with armrests but only a midback height: intended for 4 hours of less
"executive chair with full back: intended for 8+ hours and generally are comfortable enough to sleep in if you lean back.
>>705274684
>>705274729
okay no i suppose its not that tall at all
but still, what is the point of tall bongs?
>>705274572
The panorama makes it look broken. Its filled with lighters and rechargeable batteries, along with one empty kinder egg
>>705263313
comfy as fuck anon, nice
>>705274921
go to ikea you faggots. you get an 'executive' chair for like 60 euro. Look up MALKOLM or something its more comfortable than my bed
>>705274802
my basement is almost 900 sq foot, why would i need to dig a space like that when i could just apply that money to finish the basement and make proper rooms down there?
>>705260185
Son you ever hear to clean that fucking thing. Jesus your nasty as fuck. You will never get pussy with that room
>>705274937
honestly I'm not sure.
maybe they are compensating for something, similar to men who drive like Hummers.
>>705274802
fritzl approves of this message
>>705274937
More smoke to inhale I guess
>>705275133
not everyone has an ikea near them.
>>705275171
Kek. That dude was a fucking monster
>>705258169
what a shitty existance
>>705275015
>comfy as fuck
wow ..u need to get out more bud
>>705267482
Yes kek
>>705275384
They don't let people like that out for a reason.
>>705258169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
>>705273827
What is that lemon drink and that's a nice bong u have there.
No basements in Florida.
>>705265693
open bottles of piss??????
OPENNNN??????????
>>705265693
I'm pretty sure I've played XBox with you, fam.
>>705274393
>>705275619
its faggot serum
>>705275841
you are the worst kind of person
you dont know shit about sound.
>>705274937
The smoke will cool slightly more as it has further to go, mostly aesthetic though
>>705267125
dude, fucking hell, are you serious?
some shit even misses the fucking can.. how can this be acceptable to someone?
i see boxes of strepsils on that shoebox. they probably got a throat infection from breathing in their own shit particles all day.
>>705258838
>"Mom hurry up with dinner! And wear that string you know I like"
>>705274921
hmmm
Well, what I'm saying is I'm a programmer and an otaku, and going to a bed is inconvenient, so I wanna give up beds altogether if possible.
So, I'm kinda requesting something in the range of 16-20 hr / day, 7 days a week
The back cannot be less than 26 inches (I'm 5'8.75"), needs to have a weight capacity In the range 250-300 lbs (just to be safe; I'm like 239), and recline to at least 45-60°, preferably with a foot rest.
I also am NOT a fan of leather. That's kinda why I was looking at the DX Racer thing, but I wanna know if there's something cheaper.
>>705275136
literally, creativity. or autism. or both. I'm both. but mostly a sperg.
>>705275171
Who the fuck is that?
Did he do science stuff, like Tesla technology and shit? That's one of the things I'm into. (I doubt it, though. he probably raped people...)
>img lookup...
>>705258169
i own a basement
>>705271285
Jesus get a better computer chair
>>705276071
Yup, just googled. He raped people.
>>705258169
Im a basement dweller but i have a finished basement, my room is just down here.
>>705275964
hasn't changed in 2 years, works fine.
I know my wire management is spaghetti.
>>705270258
>marketing
>>705263844
That lounge tho.
>>705274684
Audio Technica ATH M50x, you man, you know what good music quality is like!
>>705274937
bigger chamber 2 get 420 RIPPED YO
tldr dipshit cancer stoner culture.
>>705276605
yeah he has a quality mic and quality headphones to record his quality stoner voice during a 420 coughing fit
kill himself honestly
we out here
>>705276097
that's not a computer
stream it on chaturbate
>>705264208
lul
