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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>705244686
>:(
>>705244470
I fart at your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
>>705244562
I can take that
Thank you cat-lady~
>>705244585
On all levels except physical, I'm not Acadien
>deportation sound
Calamity-masu'd
I disappear....
Claimed
>>705244686
discord drama?
looks like someone has been taking it too seriously
>>705244830
nice feet
>>705244819
Does being deported have a specific sound? I didn't think it did
>>705244819
Still a sex bote.
Claimu!
Claimed.
I love my waifu <3
Claiming Felix
>>705244686
I swear, that thing is the source of endless drama no matter where you go.
>>705244603
Nice atmosphere, even if I tend to be leery of /b/.
>>705244719
Glad you do.
>>705244728
I don't really know how this works, so I'll just claim Rika again and be on my way.
Have a good one, you guys.
>>705244907
Yes, it's the sound of a miserable people
>I don't even know how Acadiens are
>>705244933
No
Who wants to be the Dachman's waifu?
Claimed
>>705245064
Too late faggot >>705244988
Mr.Viet already claimed her
>>705245130
You have a good day too.
>>705244988
You have a good taste :3
>>705245130
>I swear, that thing is the source of endless drama no matter where you go.
Heh, that's why is called "discord", isn't it?
Cute pic.
>>705245154
>Being the waifu of a husbando
How does that even works?
>>705245230
Clearly best claim, did you listen to the new song?
>>705245145
Obnoxious and patriotic for the most part
>>705245241
She's undeniably a best.
just a daily reminder.
Happy Birthday
I'm trying to let you go
Dying to let you know
How I'm getting on...
I didn't cry when you left at first
But now that you're dead it hurts
This time I gotta know...
Where did my Daddy go?
I'm not entirely hear
Half of me has disappeared
Go ahead and cry little boy
You know what your daddy did too
You know what your momma went through
You gotta let it out soon, just let it out...
>>705245571
She's undeniably mine
>>705246289
I declare that as nonsense!
>>705246134
Go ahead and cry little girl
Nobody does it like you do
I know how much it matters to you
I know that you got daddy issues
Hit it, fuck it, feel it, whip it, burn it, turn it out and kick it to the curb
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>705246555
Claiming best girl
>>705246474
And if you were my little girl
I'd do whatever I could do
I'd run away and hide with you
I love that you got daddy issues
And I do too...
>>705245748
I agree wholeheartedly
>>705246702
>>705246843
>>705246474
It's a best idol!
>>705247315
Excellent choice of clothing!
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>705247254
?
>>705247675
Why thank you
>>705247710
>
Did you know: there is a spooky skeleton inside you right now?
>>705246881
Now I have to listen to it, thanks.
>>705247412
It's a best smile.
>>705248144
How bored are you right now?
>>705248300
How're doing on this fine day?
>>705248575
Yes
>>705248300
What a mistake, saying the way I felt
I'd say my main influence is myself
>>705248889
Try vidya. You have a nice PC for that.
>>705248927
And cause I started young, I learned a ton, I didn't run
La da da da da da
>>705248605
As usual, could be better. Sick so that's not helping. How about you?
>>705249175
This is to cute...
>>705249334
Being sick a shit.
I'm doing pretty good myself. Leaving for my birthday party in a few hours. I haven't had one for myself in probably three years, so I'm pretty excited.
>>705249527
It's a Yuuki!
>>705249175
This dull son of a bitch is taking things super seriously and basically you're fucking sad.
How? ...Just watch the free video >
https://youtu.be/7jbZ8RdBzwY
>>705249620
It's a Shiro!
>>705249701
>>705249794
How're you doing?
>>705249687
Ak-me.
Miho claimed
![Syndra [173].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SWLUaEo.jpg "Syndra [173].jpg")
>>705247806
No.
>>705249948
Hi shi-ro. Am I late to the birthday party?
>>705249948
I'm good, about to start some homework, you?
>>705249878
>>705250108
You're not. It's not starting for another three hours or something.
>>705250103
>
I wrote a song:
I tried to take you inside
But you only try to push it aside
All you do is keep it inside.
Don't let it all bottle up, darling
But can't you see I'm here to help
Open your eyes, baby girl
And let me inside your mind
And I know that you are not all right
How is it so far? Would you like to hear the rest of the song?
>>705250172
I remember this. It was interesting.
>>705250171
Just watching some YouTube currently. So doing pretty good.
>>705250269
What cold trenches of a deviantart community did you dig that picture from?
>>705250103
Kitty!
>>705250248
It's fine. And no.
>>705249520
Vomiting a shit as well.
Ah, happy birthday. That's a good bit, then again it's been years for me as well. Just don't like celebrating it.
>>705249527
Hey Yuuki, what's good?
>>705250269
I would be a lot better if I weren't spending my weekend studying and doing homework, but whatever.
>>705250195
Perfect, I have time to shower, change and get you something on the way
>>705250444
>checked
I'm doing homework on this lovely Saturday afternoon...you?
>>705250103
Yes!
>>705250195
Ih yes, Happy Birthday
>>705250382
Somewhere deep in the thousands of 'shiro deadman wonderland' pictures I searched for.
>>705250444
Neither do I really. But my grandma basically forced it, so I'm just more or less going with it.
>>705250531
Thank you.
>>705250591
Birthday? One year that you can never have back, lost.
My most sincerest condolences.
,,something you've drawn? Those erased lines bother me.
>>705250522
>>705250451
>>705250444
>>705250394
>>705250248
>>705250171
>>705250108
>>705250103
>>705250020
>>705249794
>>705249701
>>705249687
KILL YOURSELF
>>705250591
Your'e welcome. I only remembered because Ak-me said something actually. I'm glad I said something earlier in the week because it almost slipped by
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>705250531
Then post lewds.
>>705250522
>Also checked.
That's what I should be doing. Sitting around with music, lazy day.
>>705250591
They do it out of love, and not taking no for answer for whatever reason.
>>705251202
If I throw up again I probably will.
>>705251202
>Not a single (You)
Fuck yeah.
>>705251354
See, I was going to wake up earlier to work on it, but I woke up maybe an hour ago, so I'm playing catch up lol
>>705251127
I'm very satisfied with my year though. I'm fine with 'losing it'.
And no, I didn't draw that. I'm a pretty bad artist, but may try to learn how to draw art so I can make pictures of Shiro.
>>705251354
I guess.
>>705251202
Twice? I'll need your help to finish the job
>>705251202
>>705251340
Have my "lewd"est image
>>705251448
This tbh
Well, I guess I'll be going.
Good night.
>>705252132
Good night chen
>
what's up faggors?????
>>705252132
Night kitty
>>705252132
Night!
>>705252255
Hey Mavis, how you doing?
>>705252429
i'm living the dream.
>>705252255
The sky i would think.
>>705252513
Oh? Did you finally get rich?
>>705251461
Heh, I have those days as well sometimes. Is it a lot of work?
>>705251485
Just have to make the most of it..
Nap completed.
Nauseous feeling achieved.
>>705252617
no, that is a work in progress. i have like 170 bucks so i'm not rich yet. but i'm working on it!
>>705252513
So, you're filthy rich, drunk and don't know what to do with your life anymore?
>>705252827
What? Why?
>>705252888
checked
nah i don't drink anymore and i don't really have a lot of money.
>>705252827
Fell better soon Kyoukutie
>>705252888
>What? Why?
It happens everytime I take a nap.
It will go away in an hour or so.
>>705252827
You should not have trouble finding someone to comfort you while nauseous.
>>705252827
Have you tried puking?
I find that it helps
>>705253080
There there, atleast it'll pass.
>>705252985
So, what's the dream?
>>705252667
I have to finish up this assignment for computer graphics then study for a statistics exam on monday
>>705253298
>So, what's the dream?
make america great again!
Erica claimed
>>705253648
Build the wall!
Kind of dead in here.
>>705254523
want me to start shitposting?
>>705254523
Yep, how's it going?
>>705254073
Nep?
>>705254523
i got you man
>>705254661
Going ok. Just been a long boring day.
>>705254792
Futa no pls
>>705254855
why not
>>705254666
Trips, yes?
>>705254903
To like, keep the thread slow and stuff
>>705254794
I hear ya, I've been doing homework for a while now. Where is your waifu from?
>>705254769
>>705254792
>>705254823
>>705254842
>>705254877
>>705254903
>>705254930
Someone had to find and save all this....
>>705254950
You must be a different Nep, nevermind. Enjoy your day!
>>705254769
Oh, I finally got around to Hades (The Nine Stages of Change At The Deceased Remains). I'd have to agree, it's the best in their discography. Well, I still haven't listened to Sweet Days And Her Last Kiss, but it'll be very hard to top Hades. Such amazing instrumentation on the album, very powerful and clean.
>>705254955
It's a Karen.
>>705254955
then it can slowly die???
seems understandable....
>>705255002
yeah that's me, i like them ok?
>>705255008
Which Nep, there are several!
>>705254990
That sounds fun. She is Erica from strike witches.
>>705255080
The Neptune I met on the hunger games threads, he dropped by once or twice, I thought you were him.
>>705255038
Yo shiro, how's it going?
>>705255048
Thank you <3
Are you doing alright?
>>705254666
Ay yo, dis what I'm talking about nigga
>>705255206
It's going pretty good. Leaving for my birthday party soon, excited about that. It's been a while since I've had one for myself.
Shut it down
>>705255038
tru as fuck my man, i got into some other shit, i think you've listened to beach house, wild nothing and savage sister???
>>705255206
yeah my man, let's say i'm ok. i haven't feelt anything for quite a time so idk how to relate to "doing alright".
>>705255231
I want my uppercase G you fucking nigger
thanks for the ones you gave me already though, really appreciate it.
also how are you doing and stuff, with the job and school and things?
>>705255333
Shit dude, happy birthday! I'll drop by again to see how it went, where are you gonna have it?
>>705255206
Nope, not the same, sorry.
>>705255231
>Comfy.gif
>>705255388
>Did you see that? Take a closer look.
>>705255410
I have not listened to any of those.
>>705255455
At my uncle's house. It's more a football party than a birthday party.
>>705255455
Calm your tits
Eh, it's fine, yeah I'm fine, everything's fine
>>705255388
That's a good one...
>>705255698
But it's still for you, right? I hope you enjoy and stuff, when are you gonna split?
>>705255702
Come on, NS.
>>705255333
>>705255698
fam ur missing out, you defo check beach house and wild nothing, savage sister is the same but you gotta get into these first.
>>705255804
Why does Karen always gets new trips?
>>705255865
>>705255929
God damn it.
>>705255410
What Beach House albums did you listen to?
>>705255093
It's not. I hate statistics. Strike Witches looks interesting, I like the alternate world war ii idea.
>>705256099
bloom, depression cherry and teen dream.
>>705255865
Yes it is. I wanted it to be a football party deal. I'm leaving in about an hour and a half.
Also, you and that guy who claim Misaki from NHK seem pretty tight. He also seems pretty cool.
>>705256032
Indeed.
>>705256050
Okay.
>>705255410
Well, are you financially good? You got a goal? Feeling like you don't want to die?
>>705255804
yay and stuff
>>705256032
Yo trips guy, sorry I had to split before.
Are you not rolling for the trips anymore?
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