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Post best US comedian in your oppinion.
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Maria Bamford
Anthony Jeselnik
>>705243590
Doug Stanhope
Can't topple the king.
Bill Burr
>>705243590
Amy shoemur
Lisa Lampanelli
Mitch Hedberg
Tim Heidecker
>>705244088
You'd best be trollin nigger.
Conan o brian
Dave Chappelle
>>705243590
I agree, Louis CK is awesome.
>>705243590
Jamie Kennedy
Ya know, malibu's most wanted
>>705243590
steven wright
his joke about trying to buy the plastic separator thing in the grocery line fucking makes me cry everytime
>>705243590
Since you posted that white-guilt inducing soulless ginger twat I'll assume you mean still living and go with Dave Attell...either him or Stanhope, please aquire decent taste in standup or don't bother posting
>>705243590
Daniel Tosh, although I guess he's actually a Kraut.
>>705243590
Your white guilt cuck isnt funny
>>705243590
Louis CK is Mexican
The bammer is very underrated
>>705245385
>>705244852
A guy with a Mexican dad is white-guilt inducing?
>>705244465
Wtf
This isn't a feels bread
>>705245655
Truthful dubs
The special she made, performing for her parents is amazing
Patrice O'neal is my favorite
>>705245655
she sucks...there are literally no female stand ups who are funnny...they can write and >>705245655
act comedy; but not stand up.
>>705243590
I thought he was a cuck
Jim norton
>>705245954
you know patton oswalt, and brian posehn, and louis ck? Yea, she writes all their material. be wrong more fam
>>705243902
>>705244253
/thread
>>705243912
Fuck ya bitch!
If someone posts kevin hart, ban for underage.
>>705246077
Proof?
>>705245954
No she doesnt...youre an idiot.
>>705246077
You didn't refute his point, go back and read the post again Timmy it's getting close to your bedtime
I can't decide which is more pathetic.
>>705244663
This girl, for her cringy idea of romance.
>>705244465
Or this teenage boy who made all this crap up because his mother didn't buy him the game he wanted.
>>705243590
O&A era Louis CK was great, but now he's pretty shitty.
>>705245743
He had a Mexican grandmother and a half Mexican dad. And now he cries about how guilty he feels because he's white.
Stanhope is the only answer.
>>705246077
No she doesnt....faggot
>>705245954
she hit a little too close to home for ya?
patrice
>>705246406
her whole schtick is lame..."Uh my voicce is really like this; but watch, i can do other voices too! Im on depression medication!"
>>705245743
He also believes that you as a father should in no way guide your daughter at all when they are young and starting to explore their sexuality, he pushes neo-liberal values HARD, is obviously a huge cuck and on top of all that he's not even very funny mostly just cringe-inducing
Doug Stanhope
>>705243836
This guy. If only he wasn't out of shit.
>>705243902
I just hate his shitty comedy so much. Not kidding. He's just a preachy dick. Glad he's dead.
>>705244392
Did you see the unreleased HBO special that just came out?
>>705246652
Haven't seen his new special yet cause fuck seeso but if it's garbage then you got a point. Tell me it aint garbage man!!!
>>705246718
Can it be found online yet?
ur ALL fucking idiots!
Bill hicks influenced ALL those guys DIRECTLY
accept fo the greal carlin
>>705246718
been wanting to check that out? how is it?
>>705246855
Going for the Outrage Dollar I see. Smart move big dollar
/thread
>>705246792
He....He has a new special out?!
Thank you, you just made my day!
Dog bless, sir!
he INVENTED alt comedy
>>705247042
I kinda like it when alot of people die, set for release the day before 911
>>705247042
It's called no place like home. Filmed in his shitty little town
>>705246855
Then you would have to go back to Lenny Bruce
y>>705247048
bill hicks that is
>>705246940
Dunno, man. That's why I asked. I'm so pumped to see it! A fucking special written about viewing disasters and terrorist attacks like sports events made on September 10th, 2001. No way he could air that without being worm food already!
>>705243590
Can i just say i want sarah silverman to die?
Unfunniest bitch ever.
>>705247153
THANK YOU MASK MAN
the one and only
>>705246444
I still like to go back and listen to his sets and on O&A
>>705247104
I thought that was George Carlin, not Doug Stanhope!
honorable mention
>>705247273
yea haha, i mis-tagged
>>705247128
nope its called "I kinda like it when a lot of people die." shithead
>>705246406
Then a 666, any Kory Taylor fans out there?
>>705247343
my bad..
George Carlin was the best that ever lived but Bo Burnham is the best one that's alive today by far... He's way more witty then all the others right now
>>705243590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gUExAK1Ue0
>>705247153
ok ill give you that.
BUT no one did it AGAIN til carlin THEN hicks
>>705243912
This
Sebastian Maniscalco is breddy good...
Bill Hicks is great and he changed stand up comedy, but you can't shit on the people after him. Also i like Jim Jefferies
Ultimate comedy:
Anthony Jeselnik
Mike Birgbiglia
John Mulaney
"Have their moments" comedy:
Jim Jeffries
Jim Gaffigan
Classic comedy:
Steven Wright
Jerry Clower
>>705247468
True
>>705247048
HIcks di i mean.
HE is the reason for Louie, Maron, attell, stanhope, schumer, and wright ALL of whom i love. just cant believe all the newfaggotry
>>705247197
haha yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tjWYEMQ70w
>>705243590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjemteAh73Y
>>705245937
RIP Patrice
Louis is pretty untouchable. He needs to write more because he's getting a bit washed up, but I've never laughed at anything harder than when I first discovered Louis.
>>705247534
im not shitting on them, just cant believe no one mentioned him already.
Ive heard hicks strories fro just ab half of all comedians mentioned here. chappelle and bamford among them
>>705246855
Another cancerous preachy douche
Glad he's dead, too.
Why not try a dead comedian who was actually funny?
>>705243590
this guy is fucking hilarious.
>>705248038
the lead singer of AC/DC is a comic?
>>705246065
>>705245937
>>705244971
OP here - I am a Krautfag and never heard of him, so..
>>705245757
>>705248387
Is this the old lady from 'misery'?
>>705248387
Just the fucking worst. Gah!
>>705245757
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
>>705247534
Actually he is not an americunt - Autralian I think. He is awesome though
>>705243641
Mein nigga
>>705248560
It is, yes. Kathy Bates. In a jaunty beret.
>>705243836
Stanhope master race
>>705248354
then i suppose you can name a Whole list, newfag?
>>705248653
>>705246792
>>705247042
it is kinda garbage. go in with low expectations.
He released a torrent link of it himself, on his twitter feed, because he knows how much of a shitshow seeso it.
Stanhope is my God.
If it appears he's 'out of shit' you have a point, but i think it's because of how much of his potential material he burns on his podcast.
Dude has an awesome podcast.
>>705244852
Both comedians you mentioned are god tier
>>705246065
love that sweet boy. Billy Burr is fuckin great too. love all the guys from o&a
>>705243836
Has anyone read 'digging up mother'?
>>705245937
RIP
Bill Burr
Louis CK
Jim Jeffries
Dave Chapelle
>>705248858
no. but he did an audible audio book for it, which is way better, cuz he adlibs and gives back story.
I'm looking forward to it.
>>705243902
This. There really hasn't been anyone who has reached that apex of consistent quality throughout their career. Imho Rogan is getting close but he's kinda running out of shit to talk about because he doesn't really touch on politics or current events as much.
George Carlin
Louis CK
Donald Trump
>>705249000
mods
also checked
>>705248950
Awesome. I'll look for it.
>>705248942
This
>>705248858
Yup. Awesome.
>>705249044
Bill Hicks as well
>>705248354
oh yeah. take ur time to google bitch
>>705248858
Get the audio version. It is superb
>>705248855
>>705249057
i dunno if it's released yet or not. i heard him taping it on his podcast.
Let me know if you find it?
>>705243590
Any Killer Termites itt?
>>705248354
what is this shit image? Why fuck with the delivery trying to make content when you can just leave good things alone
>>705249172
Thanks>>705249124
>>705249244
that's already been established. yes. several.
>>705243590
George carlin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ
>>705244608
oh yeah
>>705243590
thats not bill burr
>>705248811
Attell is on tour right now, can't wait to see him next month, already pre-ordered tickets
>>705244663
This never happened.... I still dispear for this generation
>>705245937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP5o5ZWDD88
lewis black?
How has no one mentioned Richard Pryor!?!
>>705246065
not jim, but Uncle Paul and Chip
>>705250015
crackhead nigger
I love him. RIP
>>705246276
>No she doesnt...youre an idiot.
NO U
>>705249793
Fuck, man. I really can't pick a favorite. Burr, Ari Shaffir, Hedberg, Jim Jeffries, Joe Rogan, Anthony Jeselnik, Carlin...the list goes on and on.
One I never see in these threads who really deserves some love is Dylan Moran. He's got three specials and they're all fucking comedy gold. Black Books is a really good show too.
>>705243902
overrated as fuck
>>705250244
>Three
Check that, five specials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ox6d1cKru8
>>705246345
>And now he cries about how guilty he feels because he's white.
source? youtube link, anything? pretty sure this is just a meme.
>>705245954
i generally agree with you. and super rarely enjoy female comedians.
I would like to mention a recent exception to this rule though, which i found quite funny. (if you can get past the 10 minute obligatory vagina rant, which all female comedians must have it their shows)
It's on netflix now.
>>705248354
That was shit tier woman humor. Not funny at all.
>>705248354
hedberg is shit. couldn't come up with a decent routine so he just spouted off one-liners and puns while staring at his feet
>>705244612
Where is this bit from?
Women gtfo of this thread
>>705250911
"Hilarious"
>>705250997
little bitty boys gtfo too
>>705250911
Louis C.K: Hilarious (2010)
It's on Netflix ATM
>>705250622
never
>>705251142
>>705243590
You don't have to say "US comedian." Comedy IS american. Every successful comedian outside of the united states used our comedians as the notch in the post for which they'd have to live up to.
>>705243590
Your opinion is correct.
>>705243590
tyler perry
>>705251470
I'm an American... please stop embarrassing us by looking so stupid, comedy was invented by the greeks. Pick up a fucking book for once
>>705248942
Pretty accurate.
>>705251752
he's right though. NPR recently did a story on one of the top french comedians, who tried to break into american comedy because it's the standard world-wide. like going to france to be a chef or a faggot.
surprised no mentions of greg giraldo. RIP
>>705243912
hell yeah
>>705251752
this thread is about stand up you actual retard, not fucking plays
>>705252014
> implying comedians aren't just players in a one man show
n o r m
>>705245655
Is it bad that I would like to ram the bam in the clam?
>>705252357
they aren't. stand-up lacks the narrative structure of a play, and the comedian interacts directly with the audience, whereas actors rarely break the third wall. besides, how many one-man shows were there in ancient greece?
>>705251752
Pretty sure comedy was invented when one caveman hit another caveman in the balls
>>705252651
pretty sure comedy was invented when one tree-dwelling primate hit another prosimian in the balls
Hannibal Buress has been making me laugh recently.
>>705251521
>>705252834
dudes a genius.
>>705252887
BLAM BLAM
WE EATIN HAM
>>705243590
>>705244612
i tried to watch his most recent special, couldnt get through 20 minutes of it. just painfully unfunny. i loved his others tho, so i guess he just got not funny
>>705253059
you missed out. i rewatched his comedy store show a week or two ago and the big laughs came later in the show. but who the fuck are you that you dont have time to watch a whole show anyway?
>>705253153
kys
>>705243590
>>705253059
I never found him to be funny.
>>705252635
So it's evolved throughout the past few centuries, we still wouldn't have stand up comedy without it. All of these comedians take literally everything from the principles of ancient Greek comedy.
>>705243641
>>705244173
>>705245655
Not even trying to be misogynistic. Women just aren't good at stand up.
>>705245937
THIS GUY FUCKING GETS IT!
>>705253153
More like Jeff Fox-UN-worthy!
Boosh! Roasted.
>>705246077
I dont give a fuck about patton oswalt or brian posehn, show me a source on louis ck or gtfo.
>>705253318
I'm already over the border, holmes!
>>705250997
this tbh
>>705245557
His dad is mexican not him. Still a beaner though.
This man is legend.
>tv funhouse, etc, etc
>>705243590
I have no idea how people find this guy funny. He tells long, boring stories and tries to inject his views on life before moving to another boring story. Not even trying to be contrarian here, I genuinely don't get what the big appeal is. Tried to like him but there are no laughs and no unique viewpoints with this guy.
>>705243902
Now we're talking.
Pryor close second.
>>705243912
Yeah. He's the only one who hasn't gone all libcuck
zip zop zibbity bop
>>705243590
>opinion
that, right there, is a fact
>>705243590
I admit I have laughed at quite a few Louis CK jokes, but his lib cuck anti-white shit really annoys me.
>>705246602
only right answer
Is there a mainstream comedian that has the balls to insult islam yet? They all bash christianity and nobody gives a fuck but I imagine most people would be offended by the "islamophobia" if the exact same joke was told about islam.
Why the double standard? I want to see a comedian shatter this taboo. I'm sick of muslims being a protected class free from criticism and insult.
>>705254980
gotta be honest i dont recall louie being anti white or a cuck at all?
refresh my memory
Idk but Kevin Hart is trash
>>705255222
There's a lot that come to mind.
>>705255303
hes not trash. hes just mainstream. everyone always talks shit whenever someone becomes too popular. im not saying hes the best of all time but hes not awful either.
>>705255721
thanks for listing them
>>705243590
dave chapelle/mitch hedberg
>>705255812
I mean seriously there's a lot. If you gave a shit and had even the slightest broadening of taste in stand up, you could probably name at least three.
Mr. Burnham
Brian Regan
>>705255735
he just pokes fun of himself for being small and then just screams OHHHHH SHIIIT WOMAN YOU CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>705256033
ill admit i hate that obnoxious yelling that comes out of most black comedians but hes still funny from time to time. he once said women telling stories makes his balls itch. how can you hate that.
>>705253534
Some are O.K. but they'll never get the kind of laughs the guys can. Maybe they are more funny to women.
Also did somebody post Hannibal Buress? His shits pretty good.
John Mulaney
Bill Burr
Louis C.K.
>>705255951
so you write a comment 3X longer than just listing a name or 2. Thanks.
>>705252521
Dude I tried listening to his standup.. Shit was so fucking boring and stale.
>>705250504
Vagina jokes are fucking shit tier compared to dick jokes. Vaginas aren't funny but dicks omg, more dick jokes please.
>>705254980
Anti-white? Im pretty sure he has a bit about how he loves being white. I think u mean anti-people in general
>>705257011
Yeah way to cherry-pick one line out of the entire routine you cock nugget that routine was about how he loves being white because we are the most privileged. "I could go to any point in history and it would be awesome." He denies the universality of human suffering to make a few dollars off the backs of ignorant fuckwads he is the essence of what is wrong with this country
>>705257011
And that joke is entirely about white privilege if you stop and thing about it. It's about how whites have such an advantage in society and eventually minorities are going to "hold us down and fuck us in the ass"
hahahahaha so funny
>>705257343
what the fuck are you talking about? hes a comedian. how does he make money off the backs of anyone? either you enjoy his humor or you dont. nobodies forcing them or you to watch it. and if you think a comedian exemplifies whats wrong with this country youre a fucking tard.
>>705257698
Spreading misinformation and fallacy with the intent to hurt a person or group of persons should be a crime...
>>705256483
i guess....
maybe i'm just not that into genital jokes in general...
Also, farts have never made me laugh... which goes against every comedy rule ever...
...so what the fuck do i know... maybe Vaginas are the pinnacle of hilarity.
>>705243590
simply the best.
>>705258509
>intent to hurt a person or group
pretty sure that aint his intent and nobody with a brain will dispute that
if you go to a comedy show and take that shit seriously or decide to make whats said there part of your way of life youre a fucking idiot.
im gonna go out on a limb here, but youre one of those alt right white nationalist cats who thinks anyone with a differing opinion is a libtard or cuck right?
>>705258922
great call.
>>705259019
It not me taking it seriously I'm worried about you fucking nonce... and although my political opinions are none of your business I will tell you that you couldn't pay me to vote drumpf or shillary
>>705243641
Anthony jeselnik....................................is a giant tool...................................who tells shitty.............................. drawn out jokes...............................that are only funny......................because of shock value.
>Rawring lafter
>>705260047
not that i would, but what is there to take seriously? its not like hes jokingly telling people to go on killing sprees. what? am i gonna interpret something like catcher in the rye and try to shoot the president? its just jokes dude.
and congrats on being an edgelord. who ya gonna vote for? beth stein? thats a waste of a vote. its like being a baby and pouting at the voting booth. being an adult means making a difficult decision and choosing the least destructive of the two.
>>705243912
yup
>>705260507
Being an adult means thinking for yourself instead of being led by sheep herders, I go back to my original point pick up a fucking book, I can smell your ignorance from here.
>>705260348
his first special was garbage. zero laughs. hes second one on netflix actually delivered with a few laughs. not bad.
Stephen Wright is I like how most of his jokes are 1 liners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8ZDrNb3B0
>>705260826
jesus christ dude what the fuck? whos being led like sheep? because i think a comedian is funny?
pull your head out of your ass guy. i dont take comedy seriously and have enough respect for society not to assume other people do.
and i looked at your original comment. you have nothing to say. you take comedy seriously and feel threatened by jokes. luckily the rest of society isnt dumb enough to make the same mistake.
Dimitri Martin is funny and his act is totally clean. I actually showed my mom and she liked it. Can't say that about most comedy I like.
>>705243836
Love his podcast, the original cliffhanger with nowhere man & whiskey girl makes me tear up every time
>>705243590
Kyle Kinane
>>705261639
no hes not. hes a faggy artsy type queer with zero actual laughs in his act.
>>705261804
right. hes fucking hilarious.
>>705244852
stop liking the things that I don't like
>>705247296
this man rules!
>>705243590
peaked last year now he's just using the same tired shit also his new show sucks asshole, muh artistic style rip
>>705255981
I think he's on coke in every stand upnhe does. Sososo much energy.
>>705261639
underrated guy
/b/ doesnt like bill burr? wth
Dan St Germain is one of the best in my opinion
>>705262635
>>705243912
>>705246214
its been said.
>>705262635
Are you this stupid?
>>705261639
Love the hell out of that guy. His humor always gets me
>>705261469
I'd just prefer my stand-up was based in reality and not in some narrative that George Soros and the NWO cooked up in the shill factory. If you don't see how stand-up comedy could be used as a tool for societal change then your head is even farther up your own ass friend.
>>705251911
I'm not surprised.
>>705243902
Boring and unfunny
>>705263296
yeah i get that any form of media can be manipulated to carry messages whether direct or subliminal. but the point is if youre such a weak minded shit that you eat up everything the media has to offer youre life aint worth much anyway. i mean its always a conspiracy with you guys isnt it?
heads up dude, youre trying to make yourself feel good by thinking your smarter than the general population by buying into conspiracy theories. you do this so you can go around believing you have intimate knowledge that normal people who dont waste their entire lives on the internet arent privy to. youd believe anything just to try to aggrandize yourself.
>>705254051
lol, thats exactly who i thought of when i read that post too!!
>>705264202
why?
Joey Diaz
>>705243902
I really like Carlin because he talks about language and how it's abused, politics, general human behaviour and those fucked up things we all do.
I like that.
>>705243590
This guy talks about himself, his identity and general human behaviour. Good at coming up with fucked up shit. Decent.
American comedians are so lame
>>705246718
Haven't seen it myself, but it's some recorded material he cut after 9/11 happened as far as I am aware.
>>705264993
non american comedians are as dry as a saltine
>>705264993
Except for George Carlin
>>705264993
>joins thread about US comedians to say theyre lame
great contribution faggot. you couldve started a UK comedians thread but there would only be 3 comedians anyone has ever heard of.
fuck off.
>>705265126
painfully bad. awful. possibly the least funny person to ever exist.
>>705265255
Oh ok. I change my mind.
>>705265167
Well bill burr is cool
>>705265255
Better?
>>705265617
actually no. hes the most bandwagon pity case ever. i know im a stand up elitist but hes never even made me chuckle. not my style.
see..
jim norton
bill burr
patrice oneal
doug stanhope
greg giraldo
those are real comedians.
>>705266042
We have different tastes anon. Those guy are lame to me. The dates off. Don't call me again.
1. Louis C.K.
2. Stewart Lee
3. Bo Burnham (just because of his recent special, he really outdid himself.
4. Daniel Kitson (amazing live performer, barely any material of him online. If you ever get to seem in a club, you will confirm)
4. Jerry Seinfeld, Ricky Gervais, rest of those bigliner bunch.
5. Some Dutch comedians, none of them have really great English material online.
>>705266042
^ this guy knows what he's talking about.
>>705265991
Eric Andre show is great. I don't know about him as a performer though. Hannibal Buress is one league better for sure.
