No ylyl? Ylyl
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No ylyl? Ylyl
>>705239870
I think a lot of dudes would be into that.
>>705239978
I just thought it was funny, but yeah true.
>no ylyl?
There's one right here dip shit
>>705229798
>>705240193
>beta male cring thread
>>705240193
Plus that ylyl is shit
>>705240425
Wut
>>705240541
>tfw a poorfag with a 97 Acura modded to shit dosnt get the joke
>>705240769
>tfw people obviosly know everyones lives on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X637dAm2hHM
>>705239870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
>>705240769
Implying manuals are only for broke dickheads
>>705240142
same
>>705240660
What the fuck did I just watch
>>705242922
Dubs and dank
>>705243201
Hey having Lamborghini doors on my 93 Honda civic with 12 inch subs is fucking dope who cares if it's manual
>>705240425
People are much less likely to have their car stolen if they drive a manual. Fact.
>>705243629
Is that rob van dam?
>>705243745
Luxury vehicles are a lot less likely to be manual.
>>705243629
I'm sure that he could, but i don't know why he would.
>>705243773
Typical thursday then?
>>705241372
No laugh, but got a smirk.
>>705240425
>Being this American
>>705243629
Nice Simpsons joke you got there
>>705243894
>luxury vehicles a lot less likely to be manuals
You are the most cock thirsty faggot I've seen in years. Manual transmissions offer better performance, fuel economy, and if you don't know how to drive one you're a woman.
>>705243629
whole fuckin show
>>705244263
>projecting this hard
>>705244263
Also, if the transmision of a manual car breaks down, it's cheaper to repair it instead of buying a whole new fucking car.
>>705244379
It is true though.
>>705244379
>not being able to drive stick
Like fags and shrill women, your opinion is worthless. Isn't there a trap thread you should be in?
This thread is all cancer wtf
>>705244474
Correct. A new clutch runs about between 2 and 5 dollars. Takes about 3 hours to change.
>>705244682
It's a YLYL, what did you expect, something funny? What a moron.
>>705240142
obviously you should dig them up, fuck them, then rebury and drive home. would cut journey time/fuel cost in half
>>705240425
>>705244263
>better performance, fuel economy
I mean I like manuals for the fun factor and all, but come on. If you're using the car daily, commuting, going from A to B to C, etc - an automatic is the way to go.
It's progressed to the point where the fuel economy is virtually the same and the performance is a lot less annoying in city environments.
A lot of my buddies at dealerships, car shops, etc also say that manual will probably be extinct in a decade or so except for straight up racing conditions and luxury vehicles.
>>705244263
Wow.
I said that luxury cars are less likely to have manual transmissions, and somehow you just READ MY FUCKING MIND! Amazing!
How did you know that instead of merely pointing out that that the more valuable common cars are more likely to be stolen, that I was insinuating manual transmissions were inferior! I'm flabbergasted!
You'll probably be the first to point out my hypocrisy, since all but four vehicles I've owned have been manual, and my current vehicle is a manual. I bow to your superior brain capacity.
I won
>>705240142
Lost
>>705242177
Underrated post. lost it.
>>705245366
how the fuck did he reach blackbelt
>>705245366
Why would this even be doing this? He knows he can't actually do anything well. The fact that everyone let him do this to himself is just makes me mad.
>>705241372
na wie gehts?
>>705245366
don't fuck with that potato
>>705241922
>Mfw I realized he's holding a gun not a cane.
Jesus I thought this was a picture about a dad ready to scold his son with a cane
>>705245366
KEYYAAAAP
>>705240104
Top fucking kek
>>705245366
made me grin
>>705245566
Tubby tub goes fluppy flop with dem dubbly dubs!
>ankle snap incoming
>>705246181
Kek
>>705245566
kek at file name also checked
>>705244263
better perfomance not fuel economy you fucking moron
>>705245366
You sir just posted the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Well done sir.
>>705245366
it's like he's trying to get his nuts to stop sticking.
>>705245166
Automatics are much more expensive though. Is it not likely cheapo's would like their car manual?
(I'm not from the US btw. Here in europe 95% or so of the cars are manual)
This thread fucking sucks, kill all yourselves faggots
>>705239961
you expect me to read all dat shit you nigger???
>>705247266
Finna rail some Vicodin lets get lit fam
>>705245825
How about he just likes to do it? He doesn't need to be good.
If you ever lose a limb you could still do sports and have fun. You're never gonna be the best at it, but you could like it.
>>705244977
but only if you carry a heated couch with you or something.
also: checked
>>705247141
Honestly no one gives a fuck about the shifter. You're just being a faggot and blaming your lack of Lamborghini for your social autism.
>>705247461
you could also like pouring sulfuric acid into your anus. doesn't make it right
>>705244139
i am in love with what you wrote xD
>>705245366
Lee sin - crippling strike
>>705245366
Haven't lost but how the fuck is that thing a black belt? I could punt him through a goal post.
>>705239961
https://discord.gg/ffaKcpK
The never ending YLYL thread
>>705243213
hahah,great pic
>>705243728
This has to be bait.... I drive a manual transmission 2012 Saab 9-3. Do I belong in the category of dickheads you're referring to? Or are you just salty that guys who actually know how to drive get more tail than you?
>>705248502
I really, really like this image
>>705244835
lost to this
>>705240104
NEVER LOST THAT HARD
>>705243213
>>705248502
>>705248720
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>705248720
Thanks, Lori
>>705247442
Confused pete... Kek
>>705244379
>>705243894
>>705245166
Most models of cars sold in north America come with the option of having a manual or automatic transmission. Even though the vast majority of cars in North America are automatics, the manual transmission comes with many advantages.
Initial Cost: Manual transmissions are a lot cheaper than automatics. Choosing to buy a manual over an automatic saves you an average of $1000, depending on the make and model of the car.
Higher Gas Mileage: Manual transmissions are lighter and normally have more gears than their automatic counterparts. Also, a manual transmission doesn't have a hydraulic pump, which puts a big load on your engine. This can save you between 5% and 15% at the pump, depending on the make, model, driving conditions and driving style.
Lower Maintenance / Repair Costs: Automatic transmissions need regular fluid changes and are vulnerable to fluid leaks which can be very destructive. Many manual transmissions do not require any regular maintenance whatsoever. Repairs are usually more costly on automatics.
Better Control: With a manual transmission, the driver decides what gear to use. The best gear can be selected for the conditions (eg. low gear for going up steep hills or towing). Under these conditions, automatics often shift too high and end up wasting the engine's power.
Performance: In general, manuals have better acceleration and quarter mile times than automatics.
If you have a manual car and for some reason you battery goes dead and you can't start the engine...just get your buddy to give you a little push and you're good to go! Can't do that in an automatic!
>>automatics are for complete and utter faggots who don't enjoy the pleasure of driving
>>705248827
I know how it feels. I leave this. Hope you like
>>705243201
They usually are
>>705241123
>>705243629
RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD
>>705249343
KEK
>>705249004
>Most models of cars sold in north America come with the option of having a manual or automatic transmission.
I doubt this very much. That used to be true, but I don't think it's been true since the 80s.
I assume you're not including luxury cars in that, because if you are, show me a 2016 Lincoln with a manual transmission.
>>705249491
Looked at dodges and a few Chevy brand new. Upcharged for a manual because they rarely get them.
>>705248008
Don't think black belt really means much except that you tried.
>>705249491
Unfortunately it's not true. Main reason I didn't pick up the Lexus IS300 hatch. Even a lot of performance cars are doing away with manual.
>>705249343
Now the same balls but kek
>>705249595
Super man that ho
>>705249343
LOST
>>705243277
well hello summery newfaggot. welcome to motherfuckin 4chan. nice dubs.
>>705247394
I don't get it
>>705249343
lost and saved
>>705245366
oh gawwd i'm so going to hell for that xD
plus dat fuckin filename
also: nice fuckin dubs
best anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvqlNY3AcIc
>>705239870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo2GBXoqOR4
>>705247461
>>705247697
this
also there's a difference between "being good" and "being able to do it at all". as much as i pity that motherfucker and as much respect i have for his decision, that's not karate, not dancing - it's jerking your torso around. his pretend block with his pretend arms won't do shit against my dropkick.
>>705247394
>Finna rail some Vicodin lets get lit fam
Just eat that shit nigger talking fool
>>705249727
And what price range were you looking in? And were manuals actually available, or were you just being charged for an automatic with no option for a manual?
There are few non-entry-level general passenger cars that have the option for manual, but they'll be more than happy to add an extra fee for that non-optional automatic transmission.
>>705249491
Did you just call a Lincoln a luxury car ?
>>705250563
Was around the 20k range. They had a few but very little, since it's not popular. Was lookingat trucks also which on the higher ends (350+ 3500+ models) the manual was available on the gas engine only, not diesels. It's kind of dying away. I wanted brand spanking new from the factory and was finally able to get a Ram but it had 0 options for manual. Manual is the way to go in my eyes.
>>705240425
Oh god, next you'll make a meme picture about uncircumcised people...
https://youtu.be/7DsJpgwtxmQ
https://youtu.be/xwS103OM3OY
https://youtu.be/WBzaaLfFakQ
https://youtu.be/49OVJnpnono
>>705249784
Is300 a performance car...
Lol
Is300=Toyota altezza
2jz non turbo engine.
Same transmission bell housing as all Toyota 3.0 i6
Mounts and parts can be bought directly from the dealership.
They only called it a Lexis so fags like you would think that shit box was a luxury car
>>705249491
2016 Lincoln looses 80% of it value once the first day you have it.
You look like a cheap Faggot driving this.
>>705249727
Wants to by a fiat.
>>705239870
I don't get it. Someone explain?
>>705251428
Fiats bloooow. Plus, I really dont think the 1.6 or what ever it is can handle the mountain pass.
>>705244263
Not true. Manuals have worse fuel economy than automatics. That might have been true in the 90's but technology has vastly improved since then.
>>705249343
kek!
>>705251107
That explains it, then. $20k is the low end range on American cars these days. If you were in the $35k range, manuals stop being an option.
Pickups are a different deal altogether. I won't own an automatic pickup. Still, most pickups start out in life as fleet vehicles or service vehicles, and those are almost exclusively automatics. There's enough farm use pickups to keep standard transmissions an option, though.
>>705251560
it's funny because they don't have internet.
>>705251560
islamic woman what didn´t you get?
stfu about cars you autists and post something funny
>>705251654
i just think it's more fun to drive a manual.
>>705251654
When I was looking, not many hadthe 250 (0) range for manuals. A lot of companies are keeping the same transmissions throughout all engine sizes.
>>705251428
>2016 Lincoln looses 80% of it value once the first day you have it.
And yet, they're common enough and sell for high enough that they're attractive to thieves, which was the original point, wasn't it?
>You look like a cheap Faggot driving this.
And you sound like a 16 year old trying to talk tough.
>>705240660
Pissed I lost to that.
>>705251428
Where did I call it a performance car you stupid nigger?
As for whether it's a luxury brand, there are scores of car reviewers who would say it lives up to that name. Just because the Acura NSX is a Honda doesn't make it any worse. TOyota has a better name over in Japan so there was no need to rebadge it. Over here no one would accept a luxury toyota.
>>705251560
When women constantly cover their ankles, men will find ankles sexually attractive.
It's fucked up, but true.
>>705251865
I really, really like this image!
>>705240104
I kek'd as hard as he did.
>>705251763
No argument there.
>>705245366
Those few seconds of deep thought before that last scream and kick.
He propably got the hint of a realization of how embarrasing this all is, but then remembered what every beta good-human has been telling him all their lives
>>705250766
Where's the original? I've always wondered what actually happened to the guy.
>>705245366
If you cant tie your blackbelt on yourself, then you probably dont deserve to wear it
>>705247141
Idk as a clumsy person stick is hard for me. Like having to clutch in, put in neutral, then apply brakes is a lot of work
This chihuahua ate a pot brownie
Can you caption the shit out of it pls?
>>705249004
Okay so I owned a SAAB 2002 Turbo 9.3 hatchback. It was automatic and I absolutely loved it. It was fast and handled really well. I now own a 2012 Camaro. It's manual and I like driving it and it's a nice car but it was nowhere near as fun as the SAAB if I could get a "new" 2002 SAAB Turbo hatchback I'd trade my Camaro for it in a heartbeat.
>>705243547
Fail
>>705252404
>Putting in neutral when not braking to a full stop
You wot m8?
>>705252303
jeeesus i kek´d so hard but i can´t save it(my gf knows my password)
>>705252404
It's like learning to walk. You're all awkward at first, but after a while it's natural.
>>705252257
he died ;(
>In elementary school we had kid pix studio deluxe.
>There was a program within it that was called moopies i think. >It was basically the stamps but they were animated like little stampable gifs.
>If you double clicked the stamp icon it would take you to a little editing screen where it showed all the frames of the animation
>I'd change the more relevant stamps into cocks
>it was so easy because you just had to color over the existing pixels with tan and then add a head and balls
>hammering hammer becomes flopping boner
>wiggling snake becomes wiggling penis
>jackhammer becomes hyperextending dong
> dancing girl in red skirt has a dick hanging out of her dress
>Santa's hat becomes helicoptering phallus
>smoke-belching chimney becomes a smoke-belching dickshaft
>so fucked up
>>705240425
edited as fuck
>>705245366
>penguin style
>>705245366
This is the greatest video I've ever seen.
Also, checked.
>>705252558
cuck
>>705243970
kek
>>705245366
>black belt
Literally bullshit. This is why martial arts are bullshit.
>>705249595
Japs..
>>705242866
ah love bo
hes a fukin genius
>>705246421
nigger
>>705249343
HAHA
>>705247442
lost at confused pete
https://www.periscope.tv/JOSHUAHOLMES777/1yNGanBdMORJj
kill him /b/
kill him now
>>705247266
Dubs of truth.
Also this guy looks like an NPC in Highrym
>>705239961
What the fuck
>>705245566
lel everytime
>>705250634
I culd watch this all day.
>>705252835
RAPE IS SRS BSNS, NO CLOWNS ALLOWED
>>705252979
Think that's a clip from the porn section on wikimedia
>>705243970
is there somekind of reference
Fresh OC
>>705249886
tell me yooooooooooooooou
>>705249343
Fuck haven't lost in a good while
Archive pls
>>705253188
ha
>>705253188
actually quite funny
>>705249343
That is /b/
>>705240660
hahahahahha, so fucking funny I can't believe it.
>>705245566
>underrated
>posted in every ylyl thread for years
fuck off newfag
>>705253441
>>705253567
Funny as banana?
>>705253366
What was this a response to?
>>705253366
I kek'd
>>705243529
Fuck off faggot
>>705253660
An MLP video, Autistic central.
>>705244263
Commute in one.
>>705244139
>not being this american
>>705249595
Eagle!
>>705241372
WHY DID I LOSE ON THIS ?
>>705240660
wtf lost
>>705251604
Kek, do you even understanding gears
>>705245366
hyperkek yea u do
>>705253777
Checked and keked
>>705239961
The Astrophysicist. Kek.
>>705247278
good shit
>>705245566
Looks like black belts are as worthless as trophies. Thanks liberals. I guess now it's time for you all to move on to the olympics and destroy whatever value a gold medal has. Perhaps maybe a key to the city as well. Nobel peace prizes are shit now, so not much is left to ruin.
And before you make your imagined assumptions of me for having none of those, just remember how much insults you throw that are the result of self-projecting.
>>705253828
because you're 12?
>>705247734
>18 year old economy car
no thanks
>>705243970
boo-urns
>>705253243
NYPA faggot
>>705249927
WHAT THE FUCK
>>705251428
Lost, that was eggactly what I wanted to see.
>>705239870
Pushing the meme that Muslims are conservative when we all know they're rapists and prostitute mongers. It's a stark contrast from Victorian principles. Keep trying Ahmed.
>>705253769
gets me erry time
>>705253896
An automatic car can be shifted with a computer which is more reliable than a human.
>>705243745
I murica perhaps. In Europe, manual cars are more widespread.
>>705253243
sheeeeiiiiiiiit!
>>705253403
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
>>705245366
lost my shit at that kick at the end
>>705253777
trips confirms penis inspection day is best meme
>>705251865
I'm not trusting any of that shortened link bullshit
>>705249343
pls new 4chan banner
>>705253745
Havent been grossed out this much for a long time. Wow
>>705254063
hello newfag
>>705254107
but needs more service and also takes more Money, and as i think less driving fun
>>705247266
The son Ron Perlman doesn't talk about
anyone got the webm of isis burnign with he dancing game overlay?
>>705253955
Yeah even fat women who fall over can get a black belt nowadays.
>>705254225
and the worst thing is i remember a penis inspection day at my school
>>705254053
pretty good stuff
>>705240425
Manual master race, getting further for less.
>>705253757
This is the most retarded argument. I've commuted in one since I got my license. It's not hard at all, even in bumper to bumper traffic.
>>705249927
only newfags say newfag
>>705245366
>laughing at physically handicapped people at an event for handicapped people
you're such an underage edgy faggot you made me cringe.
>>705245366
>still beats CM Punk on the main card of a UFC event
>>705248423
Might as well smash that baby's head in with a hammer and be done with it
>>705245663
he beat up his teacher
Fucking yawn.
>>705249952
Often times people will hate on a track until it becomes popular months later.
>>705249343
you win xx
>>705254046
The filename almost got me for some reason
