YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
Male 5'4 here!
>>705229798
Everyday with this bullshit.
No one likes you.
>>705229798
6' 2 master race here, feels good man
>>705229991
How does it feel knowing your jeans are inferior?
>>705230177
Fucking midget
>>705230214
They might be Levis you never know
>>705230452
They'd still be a really tiny pair of Levi's.
>>705230864
What the fuck is an "AWOOOOGA" sound?
>>705231232
Like out of a cartoon, when their eyes bug out. Kinda like an alarm sound. You ever see The Mask? He does it.
>>705231232
>>705231337
Jesus, I am surrounded by a wave of 15 year olds
>>705230864
Fucking never gets old
>>705231232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P0mXOjKBk
>>705229798
that guy isn't cringe, hes calm, collective, has a deep male voice, is not a pussy, seems confident and sure of himself.
Nothing cringey at all
ayy guys, anyone got some knight maymays they can part with? I'm trying to fill my folder.
>>705230932
>you have a heart of gold dont let tham take that from you
owwwww.
>>705231307
badass grandpa
>>705229798
>>705231393
:^)
>>705231393
The Mask came out over 20 years ago you retard.
>>705231679
wew lad
>>705230864
AWOOOGAH AWOOGAH
>>705231669
That's the end?
>>705230983
It censors the 'To:' bit but the name is at the start of the message anyway
>>705232129
Classic
>>705231669
Cont pls
>>705230932
>that last line
>>705231455
kek
>>705231679
The West decends into flame and I can only sit and watch
>>705231860
oh my god I got stuck in a timewarp and forgot my age. HOw do I leave this placelajs;pfljs
>>705232684
Not an amerifag,
Does that shit happen mostly in the West? If yes then why?
>>705232875
>Paulo
probably some Eurocuck shit from Spain
>>705229798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZQpXir4HA
obligatory so you know it's me
if I get quints I dump my cringe folder
>>705232875
Look at the sissifcation threads and cuck threads. There are plenty of underage kids browsing this board and you know these thoughts are being planted like subliminal seeds. They are turning every male into a submissive beta. They do not want men filled with courage and the ability to think for themselves.
>>705233216
there's still time
>>705231232
I've you've never seen Loony Tunes, get off the internet immediately. Don't make any jokes or attempt to be funny in anyway.
>>705233263
mmm i can smell some quints
>>705233220
canttelliftrollorretarded.jpg
>>705230932
The haven't you fucked every guy in school part gets me every time. How is that ok to say when wanting to get some?
>>705232925
oh coinboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80X7NLiS7lo
>>705230932
LOL, all he had to do was make a move on her in person. She'd have fucked him. Cringe lord online begging moments before he'd see her....
>>705231860
I hate you, you stupid piece of shit
>>705233216
In other words you don't have one or don't want to?
>>705233058
Why does his normal face look faker than the Charizard transformation.
>>705231669
Poor guy...
>>705230932
I literally can't read past the virginity line.
>>705233910
Just, sad.
One second looking at this, and all I could do is sigh.
Look at the forced smile on the bride. Then look at the mix of sadness and anger in the groom. This is going to be fun when the couple comes and visits their parents.
>>705233828
How will Goateego fast get of this mess? Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!
>>705234411
Who Bryan or jake for having to put up with that faggot?
>>705231669
I kind of felt bad for the aspie during the first part of it, but the second page made me lose any sympathy for the fucking retard.
Wtf is "kawaii"?
>>705234756
It means cute in chinese
>>705234817
Why would she be mad? Prob more ashamed
>>705231679
Hitler was right.
Sieg Heil!
>>705234756
>censores alister's name in comments
>not in likes
>>705234891
japanese ya dingus
>>705230932
That's literally a line in Demon's Souls. Stockpile Thomas says that "you have a heart of gold" line when you give him his dead daughters hairpin.
>>705230214
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>705233910
>705233310
>>705234484
i don't get how is that bad ? what did he do wrong
>>705235247
are you fucking TWELVE or retarded?
never heard the saying "heart of gold" before? wtf it's not from a fucking video game LOL
>>705231500
fucking cunt cant be nice to a special needs kid...fuckoutta here
>>705232129
Am a brony but this shit's gold
>>705235247
Dude fucking interact with society sometime. You're worse than that faggot in the screencap if you read "heart of gold" and associate it only with a meaningless line in a video game.
>>705235482
I think you're falling under both the "Special Needs" and "Needs to be Special" categories, Faggot
>>705235071
christ
>>705233324
Sad isn't it? These are the retards who are responsible for the downfall of civilization. The ones who call others stupid for seeing common sense. Well, not so common sense.
>>705233220
The world is over and this species is ended. You won't get far trying to wake the masses or anything. Just live your life to the best of your ability. I stopped trying too.
>>705235247
>That's literally a line in Demon's Souls
>>705232429
PLAY A RECORD, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! PLAY A RECORD!!
>>705230983
Oh god something like this happened to me in college, but in person. Weirdest moment of my life.
>>705231307
Oh grandpa
>>705235167
Obviously Korean
https://youtu.be/1YogpgRQOO8
>>705233058
HAHAHAHAH
>>705229798
5'9'' here
never had a problem with women until /b/ told me I did.
>>705236987
now ur a cripple too? damn sorry to hear man
>>705235247
Can confirm
>>705230932
fucking stockpile thomas
>>705236987
you are welcome
>>705236987
>>705229798
5'5" here.
Never had that problem with woman because I never go outside.
FML
>y tho
>>705235406
>>705235582
It's the entire line
You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you.
https://youtu.be/_3ZbmCLmgaU?t=52s
>>705229798
when a girl over 60 kg hits on me
>>705229798
I'm 5'7
I can't control my height :c
>>705230864
If you ever find yourself typing "AWOOOOGA" on Facebook, it's time to take your hands off the keyboard, close the browser and go do something outside.
>>705237394
okay. that's a little funny I gota admit.
>>705237184
>Heavyweight
A strong breeze would knock him over but ok
>>705235247
Most underrated post in this fucking thread.
>>705229798
This is why it's okay to fat shame women. If they can height shame someone, which is actually an attribute that someone can't help, than we should be able to make fun of them for being disgusting landwhales.
>>705237595
Yup. That's how it works.
>>705237758
>that looks good
>>705231669
more like dis please
>>705231669
A desperate loser vs a cunty slut. Wow this one is ultra cringe. I hope they both get severely beaten.
>>705231159
THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.
>>705234383
>I'm not arguing with some asshole on Twitter who's pretending to be a kiwi.
The irony...my sides are in orbit
>>705237595
>obvious sarcasm is obvious
>>705237595
i tried. still tiny.
>>705237394
Someone will buy this for 150 US dollars and never regret it.
>>705235251
kek
>>705233058
> the first pic
Who the fuck even looks like that?
>>705233324
cuck detected
>>705233153
ALPHA
>>705235247
..jesus christ
>>705234817
The fuck does "Finna" mean? My fag cousin says it all the time.
>>705233058
I think I just saw this guy at Denny's
>>705237714
Why do people not understand that you just never fucking admit you know 4chan in public?
it's the single most embarrasing fact in all our lives, hide it god damnit
>>705231557
>>705233310
Alpha as fuck
>>705238448
Pretty sure it's short for finally, but I don't quite know.
>>705238388
Finally.
>>705234383
>shut the hell up you're a fucking fruit
>>705237953
Traditional dish from england.
>seems legit
>>705232129
>>705237529
>>705238561
the 4chan ones are the best
>>705231679
what does that even have to do with being a feminist
>>705231679
I have a visceral urge to smash his head in with a rock
>why the fuck is there a wrench
>>705235247
The ultimate contribution to a cringe thread....actual fresh OC cringe.
F>>705235251
fucking autist.
>>705230864
>tips fedora
>Eh hem, you three look quite lovely
https://youtu.be/Axh90N466OQ
>>705234817
I never understood the need to jerk it with lotion.
>>705238045
kekking hard
>>705238982
Cut problems.
>>705230177
6'4 true master race reporting in
>>705239000
>But wait, there's more!
Nice trips
>>705235576
kill yourself
>>705238982
Jews shekel'd up their dicks.
>>705231046
litteral land whale
>>705233441
This may be the best message text ever.
>>705238801
dying
>>705235247
Just listen to some Neil Young and come back when you're older... or just don't come back, trust me, this place isn't worth the pain it causes
>>705238388
>>705238608
slang for gonna
>>705231046
>oooooooooook
Fucking lost
>>705238875
Shhh... Anons here don't wanna know shit, they just want validation. Don't let truth take that from them.
>>705239157
alpha
>>705239157
I laughed more than I cringed.
A lot more.
>>705237493
Its funny. This thing looks like "okay, the monkeys got me. My next step has to be very careful and thoughful. Why is this guy even touching me and looking so weird into my mouth?"
https://youtu.be/k0mIMoQGwqg
>>705235251
this is a cringe thread not a fuckin win thread
>>705233348
>princess of progress
LMAO
>>705239157
>pets: My retarded brother Gerald
> He wasn't always like that. I hit him in the head with a frying pan
>super sexy beast
>FERRARIOUS
kek
>>705234327
that fucking muslim guys a legend
quads please
>>705239994
>missed it
>>705234617
this has got to be fake.
has to be.
>>705235071
My sides
My fucking sides
Oh god that's too good
wtf is wrong with people
>make it FPS like CoD
>>705238388
finna = gonna
>>705231679
Holy fucking wat. A literal cuck. Like wtf
>>705238455
This. Fucking hell if you admit you even know about 4chan in real life above the age of 16, you're just asking to be posted on a cringe thread.
>>705240238
But it's even more cringy if you're below 16.
>>705238711
Ohhhhhh my God
>>705235247
He actually just says it as his farewell line.
>>705240406
better than meme backpack?
>>705231669
>lose my virginity
>to jake or bryan
>tonight
>>705240149
Kobe beef well done what the fuck
>>705238267
>>705240482
Not much better.
>>705234383
>kiwi is not a living organism
How do people graduate high school like this?
>>705234203
>Joke's on you, I'm a woman.
Killed it.
>>705240591
>implying she graduated
>>705239987
kek. all the degenerates love trump
>>705235531
>next thing i know she squirting and im like nooo my bed sheets
TOP ZOZZLE
>>705235336
Because this autist wore a brony tshirt, jeans, and that stupid hat to a wedding.
>>705240679
Why do groups like these always have ONE attractive female inbetween all the NEETlords and female land whales?
>>705236783
>tfw battleborn player
>>705240679
Bronies are the fucking worst.
>>705238359
>maybe
don't lie
>>705240451
How is this proof of that?
>>705240792
It's probably one of the neckbeards' moms
>professional emo
>>705237953
That is either the worlds largest skillet or the worlds smallest stove top
>>705230864
that made me die a little inside. Are there really kids out there that are this retarded
>>705232512
Let's not forget the glorious knowledge of learning how to build Trebuchets once again.
>>705240358
>>705233348
Both pictures of the same person
>>705240787
awww i miss korie
im guessing he regretted makin all those lame photos now by looking at his fb
>>705238045
I bet that this milk is salty
>>705241014
Maybe it's both.
>>705241016
Yes
quads pls
>>705238455
>>705240238
Kek I've got stickers from /o/, luckily there's no fellow autists in this area to spot me
>>705235576
>admitting to having a mental illness
go back to your containment board, scum
>>705231307
my nigga
>>705240200
>implying not everyone from alabama fucks their siblings.
>>705241087
I bet that's not milk
>>705231669
I hope he went to the house at the lake, killed everyone in there and raped their corpses... would be the perfect ending
>>705239113
actually have eaten first one
>>705234383
>losing an argument to a fruit
>>705240265
that face from my dreams!
>>705231307
old dicks don't get soft.
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