A lamp
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A lamp
Toilet paper
a sticker
>>705225193
A doorknob...let's do this shit
>>705225193
a Hacksaw, nice
Waffles
Connected AC junction box
A glass cup
>>705225193
My K-Bar.
>>705225193
A knife or a printer.
a gun
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My passport - I'm out.
A cat.
>>705225193
a line of cocaine?
What I there is another zombie directly left of you?
Plastic bag...
An ETC Element theatrical lighting control desk.
Not sure how that would be helpful.
40 cartons of cigarettes
>>705225193
A fuckn pillow...gr8
>>705225193
Bass guitar
A cat
Cushion
fuk
>>705225193
A sink I had previously ripped off the wall.
Gonna be a good day.
>>705225193
A recycling bin, okay
Water bottle
>>705225193
>my Nitro+ Blasterz game case
a box full of bionicles and legos
A wall
>>705226045
You can choke him with your pussy
david spade
A shirt I wore three days ago. Time to get creative.
>>705225193
Lol! A huge water bottle made off platic? Weapon against what, msy I ask?
rubix cube
Fencing sword. Which is completely useless.
>>705225193
this is gonna be interesting.
>>705225193
A notebook with easy-rip pages
a scalpel, marker pen and roll of masking tape.
the funny bit is just to my left, propped against the wall is a 13th century falchion sword.
>>705225193
My cat...sorry kitty...
>>705226006
You havent lived till you whacked someone to death with a pillow...lmao
empty bag of cadburys chocolate buttons
>>705225193
a multi plug with my lamp, 2 HS8 speakers and a nokia phone charger attached
if i can get a good swing and my arms don't fail me i think I could fuck shit up mmhm
A pack of crackers
a chair
>>705226006
Same here anon
>>705226338
Or just suffocate him while he sleeps. Git gud n00b.
>>705225857
Kek
A bed comforter
>>705225193
My wife... I am so fucked...
>>705225193
piece of totinos pizza
>>705225193
My bed.
>>705225193
empty packet of malteasers
gun cabinet with a scar, an ak, an ar, 22rl Marlin, a M1 Garand, and a mosin
I'm set.
>>705225193
A can of fabreez and a lighter. I win.
>>705226430
>>705226533
Pics
>>705226560
Kek
>>705226190
>>705225278
I'm out. Just a roll. Fuck.
>>705226533
>Gun cabinet
Prove it scrub
>>705226338
Give it a pillow
Pillow fight
Die having fun
>>705225193
An Asian
>>705226533
So you have to throw a gun cabinet
>>705226666
nah you're fine
>>705226257
Like the sport
>brick wall
what the fuck do I do
>>705225193
my cat's asshole
>>705225193
cedar amoire
A wall
>>705226666
LOL okay Satan, not like you can just possess them or anything
A men's skate shoe Fuck my life
>>705226830
> cat butt for the win
>>705225193
a wall
Heineken bottle
>>705225193
Laying on couch so i suppose the arm rest.
An acoustic guitar, atleast it was only $150
fuckin hammer
>>705226809
have many bricks, kill everyone, build new wall.
>>705226882
pic related
>>705226666
nice quadz, /b/ro
>>705227103
have many planks, kill everyone, build new wardrobe
>>705226666
Checked
win all gun and some darts nice
>>705225193
Half a bag of flour tortillas..
>>705225193
Im good i have my piece of cloth with floral print to protect me.
>>705227103
Wheres the fucking time stamp faggot? You know the rules.
My 7 month old son. Amazing!
>>705227314
i don't give a shit about your stinkin' rulez :)
>>705227345
do you know who the mother is?
>>705227282
never learned your left from your right, did you?
An entire wooden dresser full of other shit
>>705227235
grandparents gave it to me. it's like 70 years old. would rather not destroy it.
>>705225193
Shower curtain
Toilet paper.
A bowl of M&M's. You, I'm fucked...
EPIPEN trainer, great!
>>705227282
"left"...not "military left"
A printer
>>705225863
Snort it, go to battle.
>>705227460
>>705227609
..assuming I'm not lying in bed on my stomach.
>>705227609
Damn... If it was "military left" then instead of my wife it would have been pic related. Inside is
G21
M&p shield 9mm
Savage 12 ga
Stevens 16 ga
Ruger 10/22 mark II
>>705226071
>A sink I had previously ripped off the wall.
Still has a good day.
>>705227815
who the hell does that though? 600 pound americans who can't get out of bed?
>>705227448
yes..?
>>705227850
>lock guns in chest
>thieves just steal chest instead
>>705226745
I would team up with the guy with the crackers, raise the gun cabinet up, use the crackers to lure in the zombie drop the safe on them.
>>705225193
a printer
>>705227850
clean your room, you slob
>>705227949
Is it even comfortable for fat people to sleep on their stomachs?
>>705228222
nice tripz, /b/ro
A 6" model rocket
>>705228420
6' not 6" *
>>705228314
Fuck off. Heres a better pic.
Old people
>>705228469
ok. clean your fucken room, you fucken slob. :)
>>705226901
Why specify what gender the shoe is?
>>705225193
A printer?
>>705225193
joystick and c64
>>705225193
A bottle of arizona green tea.
Fuck.
>>705225193
Also a lamp, but it is a heavy bronze lamp with a good grip... I can make due.
>>705225698
Any Ka-Bar owner would know it's a Ka-Bar, you fucking pleb.
>>705225193
Fully loaded ar15
>>705228222
>those repeating digits...
Its bolted to the floor. They would also have to get past my 2 doggos.
>>705225193
blue yeti microphone
>>705227815
If you lie on you gut your left is still not your right you stupid trash.
were the fuck are you any ways , your parents garage?
>>705228764
KEK @ ARfag
>>705228764
>>705225193
A can of febreeze air effects
>>705225193
a wall
thanks trump
Pizza, an ocarina, some 40k clippers, and an irn bru
>>705228466
sure, and your penis is 8 inches not centimeters
>>705227552
Trainer? The epipen is pretty self explanatory. You too dumb to use it?
>>705228015
Tits timestamp or gtfo.
>>705228846
unless its bolted to concrete with foot long spikes, that heavy thing would just tear itself out of the floor
A printer
>>705225193
trash can
A pen. Might work
>>705226353
but, that's not how tanks work
I'm alright.
Window screen
>>705229050
Size queen.
>>705228764
no you don't
My brother
A Fishing pole
my McCoffee
>>705229412
sharpie in his pooper
My Carbon-Steel Katana forged from the ashes of fallen heroes.
>>705225193
I pray to zyzz this works
>>705228907
My apartment is 200sqft.
>>705226270
i enjoy that shit
> to my left is a ruger .380
a pocket gun.
A mini-fridge
>>705229476
What the fuck
>>705229551
who rents a 200 square foot apt??? my closet is bigger than that. :p
trump
>>705225193
Ceiling
a six-foot 2x4
it's on, bitch
>>705229840
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>>705229955
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nice dubz
>>705229944
>>705229955
>>705230002
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>>705229551
Clearly your tortillas a not the first thing on your left its the nightstand or that round thing (ventilator?)
Your keys then your laptop then the ring and only after that you get the tortillas.
Fucking dumb spics.
Your stil dumb as fuck anon
>>705225193
A military folding shovel. Fuk ye.
>>705229804
People who don't think it's worth paying an arm and a leg for a place to sleep and store their shit?
>>705230088
"first thing you see"
I followed the rules.
>>705230233
what does it cost you per month?
i have a 1700 square foot home in houston and it my mortgage is $850/month
>>705230233
>arm and leg
What is your rent? I have a mortgage. 4 br 2 car garage and pay less than 500/mo.
A potted plant
>>705225193
Massage pin, it does hurt when applied to soft tissue.
>>705230233
pretty much this, I did odd jobs illegally for almost 2 years living out of my car after my mother died and the house got forclosed till I could save enough to put a deposit down.
>>705230342
>>705230397
I live downtown. Pay $515 a month, all utilities payed. 1700sqft would be insane here! Most places go for about $3/sqft..
>>705225193
A half eaten potato...
>>705229050
Actually I was downsizing, said rocket is closer to 7 feet although it's gotten a little bent over the years, and yes my dick is actually 8", what's it to you?
Bass guitar
>>705225193
A jar holder for preparing inoculation jars.
>>705230588
Guess i was spot on when i called you a spic
>>705230640
a halfway decent apartment in houston will run anywhere from $1200-$1600/month. that's for a halfway decent one....not a really nice one.
figured i'd buy a house...live in it for a while...then go buy another and rent this one out and have someone pay for it for me. :)
>>705230964
im not whoever you were talking to, I literally just joined the thread.
A towel
The Hitchhiker's Guide was right, I see
>>705230640
This is were the problem lies, mr spic here doesnt mind living like this.
So he takes low wage jobs, this creates a unfair advantage because he is willing to put up with 3e world amenities.
This in turn result in lower standards of living for every one in the country.
>>705225193
An adult go cart track.
>>705231150
Still doesn't denies being a spic.
A large pane of glass...
I can make excellent use of this.
>>705231173
you compete with illiterate 3rd worlders for work? must suck being you. :)
>>705230640
Pic related is my house according to zillow. The mortgage payment doesnt take into account taxes/insurance. Everythinh included my mortgage payment is 468/mo
>>705231280
likely tempered and will do nothing but shatter into a million tiny pieces. :)
>>705231333
Nah, this is thick strong glass. If I get a good break I can find a nice sized piece and use my sleeve or something to make a handle, then stab some fuckers.
>>705231264
I live on the other side of the world pal, sorry.
but fuck spics,blacks,and half castes.
>>705231319
the principle on my mortgage is only around $350/month...the rest of the $850 is property tax and insurance. harris county TX has some of the highest property taxes in the USA. :(
>>705231264
Kek and saved
>>705231460
my tripz don't lie, /b/ro.
trust me...it's tempered. :)
>>705231545
Damn... I knew the cost of living down there was higher, but i disnt know it was that high.
>>705231606
You sound autistic
A doube tape.
Harley owners manual
>>705226257
poke him to death
>>705231673
really? you can hear me?
you ARE autistic. :)
>>705225193
UR MOM XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fuck.
A pillow. Fuck.
A lawn mower
a mighty disk drive
>>705231286
i dont but shit rolls up hill.
>>705232628
you're the resident expert on shit. :)
>>705226971
My nigga I have a bottle of Stella Artois
>>705233200
I actually run a very lucrative porta potti business
I got a fridge, atleast i can go inside it for cover i guess
i think i got the best weapon of all!
>>705233299
homebrew...belgian wit. and some earbuds
nice dubz, BTW
>>705233872
post snek
>>705233935
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>>705233935
pic related
>>705233975
ok i will but mofo is still a baby so i dont think he is good weapon yet.
A butter knife, with peanut butter on it
Car door :)
>>705225193
Can of coke /me
>>705233935
Cheers mate about to enjoy one with you
my dick
>>705225193
Box fan. Looks like blow jobs all around
>>705225193
Dremel 3000 with an engraving bit...
Toilet paper
I got a wall, im good fam
A twelve gauge shotgun. :D
I was going to go out hunting for the duck opener this morning but got lazy and stayed home in bed.
calculator
>>705225193
A wall
This
>>705225193
A pump shotgun
>>705226666
dude you got quads, you're invincible
>>705235440
Here
Drunk person
30-30 On the wall no joke.
>>705225193
The closet that i'm in
>>705234871
Holy shit it is a geek terrorist.
my dick
My dog
>>705225193
TV, thoughts?
