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>be me
>be 19
>bored with life
>decide to try an experiment
>order up trap hormones online
>totally not into traps or guys, or the idea of being a girl, just wanted to see what the other side felt like
>started taking a little over suggested dose
>never missed a dose
>fast forward to a year later (present time)
>have to wear super baggy clothes and beanies to hide my hair, tits, and hips
>parents don't know what I did to my body because I hide in my room all day
>sister kinda suspects because she caught me stealing her nail polish but I said it was to fix a scratch on my car
>decided to go out to lunch yesterday, it had been 7 months since I grabbed a bite in pubic
>parents were gone at work so I was able to just leave my room with my old tee shirt and shorts
>had my hair down for first time ever outside my room
>only thing I did that was fem is I put on some lip gloss and light mascara and my earrings
>went out
>got to restaurant
>sat down
>waiter came up and addressed me as miss
>I turned bright red in an instant
>in a shaky faux girl voice I made my order
>went to front to pay my bill
>girl at register said "how was your meal mam?"
>uh uh it w-was good
>went to coffee shop before going home
>guy at register greeted me as miss, i sighed, he asked for my name, in an agitated tone I said the first girl name I could think of, the name of my ex, Amber
>"Well Amber we will call you when your coffee is ready"
>sat down, felt like I had the eyes of the world on me
>shitposted on my phone as I waited
>guy in chair behind me tapped me on shoulder
>"your hair smells amazing"
>oh... t-hanks (screaming internally)
>"Amber your coffee is ready"
>everything started spinning, almost feinted
>ran out to my car and hauled ass home
>been in bed since yesterday
dear god I don't look like a man anymore, what have I done to myself

what do I do????
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post timestamped pic or gtfo
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Either you go on and become a complete trap or be a hero
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>>705217255
no way, i'm not in this to show my body off, in fact I am totally in dread for what I did to myself and don't know what to do to undo it
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>>705217074
you got two choices first choice is live as a woman forever now or second order male hormons might turn you back or fuck you up more now that ive helped you you help me so tits with time stamp pls
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>>705217074
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>>705217283
But I never wanted to be a trap, I don't know how to explain it, all my interests are totally masculine, I used to be very buff and tan but like since starting hormones and becoming a shut in I look like a pale scene girl. Thing is I have a 36 C cup now so even if I stopped hormones they will be stuck on me.
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>>705217074
Either accept that you're now a trapn and learn to like it, or take testosterone and shit if you really want to become a so called "man" again.

or be an hero.
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>not into traps
>spend a year trying to become one
>"omg what have i done"
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>>705217074
Post ass or gtfo
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>>705217074
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>>705217435
hey be grateful people call you mam theres actual trannys that dont get that
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Plot twist, op looks like a fucking faggot noe and everybody talks to him as a lady cuz they scared they are gonna be The next hugh mongus with all these SJW out there.
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>>705217074
this might sound extreme but you should get some hard testosterone. go lift and become a fucking man you idiot
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>>705217542
>hugh mongus
IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT
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>>705217456
If he got tits its too late.
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>>705217074

Dear god, my sides...
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>>705217435
Op I'm a med student and I can assure you one thing: if you stop with the hormons nothing will actually change, only a plastic surgery can bring you to something closer to a man
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>>705217596
wouldn't testosterone turn you back or at least make you more manly
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>>705217636
this
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>>705217542
naw, it was totally genuine from people

>>705217566
what do I do about my boobs? my areolas are huge now

>>705217537
i'm not grateful, I never wanted it to get this out of hand. What do I do if my parents found out?
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POST PICTURES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHY BOTHER TYPING THIS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO PROVE IT
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>>705217581
Not really but The guy got alot of shit.
If a bitch asked for my name and i was pissed i'd probably say The same.
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>>705217665
No way, it will just fuck he up even more
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>>705217435
This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen.
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>>705217074
I mean you can't look like too much of a chick, right?
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>>705217688
Seeing the responses... Just go full shemale or trap right now.
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>>705217074
Get some roids and start lifting, phaggot. You will need surgery to remove the tits though.
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Must be trolling, no one is this stupid
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>>705217636
I know, my hips grew, m body hair faded away, even my skin got light and soft, my cheeks filled out, and my face looks generally feminine
let me pull up a pic of myself from yesterday and see if I can get it on my PC to post
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Show us a pic of your body OP, dont put the face. I will tell you if you look like a male.
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>>705217811
i am sadly, maybe after my gf left i just missed the companionship of a girl, i dunno, I didn't want this now that I look back

>>705217760
but im a man ;_;

>>705217797
that will make me look like a monster though
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>>705217074
Just stay a woman , and tell everyone you a lesbian, then when you go to get with a woman , just say you were a man who hasn't got the surgery to become a full woman yet , bam , and your family well either they will accept or not that's all you can do, by hey if your hot you can drown in pussy
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Tits + Timestamp or GTFO.
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>>705217074
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>705217665
Yeah but like my hormone balance was fucked during my teen years i still got my bitch tits, been dieting with 1300 callories now for 140 days straight too get my doc to send me to a surgeon to remove them. If my BMI is normal The state covers it for me.

Lost about 25kg so far 55lbs for you americans. Doctor in 5 dags too see if i get it or not.

10 fucking years of laugher, people Grabbing ny tits etc has scarred me enough. Im getting these away even if i have to jam them in The microwave to get breast cancer
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>>705217074
>>705217435

You sound like a mixture of a faggot and attentionwhore, you should keep your boobs and fuck some trannies
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>>705217919
>but im a man ;_;
You were*.
If you manage to look feminine enough, and keep a good loocking dick, I bet you could make top dollar as a shemale.
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>>705217463
this
You don't 'accidently' take hormone pills for a year and wonder what happened to you.
Either there's some SERIOUS in the closet issues going on here or (which is much more likely) this is bullshit.
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>>705217919
just be a trap and post pics
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>>705217760
but im a man ;_;

Not anymore you're not. Congratulations, you are now a lesbian
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here, no makeup or anything

verdict?
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>>705217919
>that will make me look like a monster though
Shut the fuck up and do it faggot. You brought this on yourself, and if you don't want to be a trap for the rest of your pathetic life, you must take action now.
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>>705217919
Man don't listen to who says you should get roids and work out, this will just have even worst effects. The only solution I can see is going on with your new life and become a trap
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>>705218066
Huh. It's actually pretty nice. What about your tits? And finally, your dick. If you want our help and counsel you should show us that.
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I love how everyone ignores the slippery slope when shit like this is happening and people are starting to accept it. Fml, fruit loops everywhere
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>>705218066
HOLY FUCK
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>>705218066
If real your doomed
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>>705218066
Post your tits let's see them so I can fap
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>>705217074
this doesn't sound like a problem, this sounds like the opposite of a problem to me. you're a man that looks like a girl... dude, that's a win-win
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Genuinely curious.

If you never wanted to be a trap, why steal nail polish from your sister?

Why the lip gloss, mascara and earrings? Why put your hair down? On the first time you "come out". Seems to me like you're checking if you're passable.

Idk man, sounds to me you might be a trap you just can't embrace it yet.
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>>705217074
Pics or gtfo

Anything else is sage
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>>705218066
bullshit thats a chick
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>>705218066
you look fine
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>>705218066
Where be the stamp of time?
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>>705218066
I doubt any of this is true
>buys women clothes
>gets hair done like girl
>buys gay ass girl glasses
>makeup
>oh noes what happened I'm a woman now!!111
Fucking retard
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>>705218066

Oh dear God.....
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>>705218015
>bored with life
>try an experiment
>order trap hormones, keep taking them and turn into a trap
>wants surgeon to remove tits
>The sate covers it for me.

So thats where our tax money is going, seems totally legit to me. No wonder this world is going to shit.
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>>705217435
Too late, embrace the inner girl slut.

You know you want to, deep down you just want to gargle some semen.
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>>705218263
this, though I honestly want to believe he's transgender and just in massive denial about it
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>>705218066
Next is the address
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>>705218227
really?

So the general consensus is I should just roll with it? I mean I guess I do pass, and in full makeup jesus i might actually be cute. Could I use this like a golden ticket??? Like what can I do today to exploit this? My sister is back in college so her room is empty so I could grab her clothes and makeup.

What should I try today????
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>>705218066
Again the med student, I'm sorry to tell you op that you are over the non-return point. Now or you become a complete trap or become a monster
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>>705218263
>>705218288
Both of these
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>>705218311
It's called mental retardation. No such thing as transgendered
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>>705218066
Damn, if that was real OP , i'd hit it so hard. EMBRACE THE INNER SLUT!
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>>705218374
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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>>705217074
>"your hair smells amazing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
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>>705218370
you should try RIGHT now

Why not update us or stream it live?
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>>705218370
try getting laid
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>>705218370
the world is your oyster buddy, get out there and live your life to the fullest you beautiful bastard
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>>705218263
I still hide behind baggy as fuck clothes moron and put my hair in a beanie like 99.999% of the day

>>705218290
that I don't want at all, maybe I could trick a dyke at a lesbian bar tonight???

>>705218311
eww no way
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Ever considered that you may be a crossdresser?
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>>705218370
>What should I try today????
If you're really gonna go with this tranny thing, then you can try suicide
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>>705218370
If true:
>cute chick + no bleeding outta your vag every fucking month
>everyone on the internet will want to fuck you
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>>705218370
Talk to you parents and get a job, freak
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>>705217636
I got a cold two weeks ago and I haven't stopped coughing and my chest hurts sometimes. also I spit out huge chunks of slime like two times a day, what do?
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>>705218370
You have fucked up idiot. Most people hate transexuals, they are utterly disgusted by them. Only virgin weirdos are into them. You should take male hormones otherwise you will end up like a freak show (you already are actualy ahah)

Cringe as fuck
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>>705218370
do like a Facebook stream and go around seeing whos fooled
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>>705218370
you can try anything you like... but you're not getting out of this Jam, m'am
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>>705218370
if you can't figure out what to do with your own damn life and you have to ask 4chan, you need to examine some things

however I suspect that OP is already a trap and this is some kind of "tee hee oh gosh I accidentally a trap, what do" ERP
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>>705218508
>I could trick a dyke at a lesbian bar tonight
Yeah sure, though she might be a tad disappointed when you have twig'n berries down there.
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>>705217074
jesus be true haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaah
that said you be fucked
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>>705218553
humidifier
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>>705218370
make yourself look good and post pics
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>>705218553
Med student here, anhero
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>>705217074
please use lgbt
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> my actions had consequences, I did not expect this, help
welcome to 2016 where this seems to be the main trail of thought

Also those boobs are no way a c-cup. My GF is like twice the size and that's an average B cup.
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>>705218560
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>>705218690
dont tell it that they'll tell him its perfectly fine and natural and that he should chop off his dick here well give him memes and real advice
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>>705218760
Memes are the best medicine.
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>>705218553
Sounds like bronchopneumonia, you should go to your doctor becouse you may need some antibiotics
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>>705218861
its true
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Post your tits or GTFO
If you acting like a woman we treat you like one.
Fucking /b/ has no standards anymore. Too many bitches supporting fsggots and yelling mods if the chick looks under the age of 30.
White knight fsggots fuck all of you. The minute OP posted in this thread we should've gotten tits. Everyone stop feeding this dirty little attention whore and wait until sHE posts tits.
C cup my ass based on your picture You have mosquito bites at best.
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>>705218760
I´m sure he´s here for slutshaming
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>>705218937
you posted a fucking thumbnail
>consider the following
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>>705218066
>I have 36Cs

This bitch has B cups tops. Keep trying faggot.
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Pure lies
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>>705218904
look out now, we got ourselves a cuck lord here
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>>705218066
I'm really fascinated with this HRT stuff. I had no idea it was so effective and so quickly too. One year can do that? I've seen similar pictures on the internet.

Is there any way for a guy to use hormones to become slightly more manly instead of feminine? I can't find much info on that online.
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>>705218904
>b but muh old /b/
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>>705218066
Why don't you cut your fucking hair and stop wearing makeup faggot.
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>>705219111
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>>705218288
Go back to /pol/
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>>705219111
steroid u dumb ass
even in the smallest injection its quit huge for the body.
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>>705218288
Not OP not american
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>>705219177
go back to tumblr
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>This many posts
>Unbelievable story
>Not a single timestamp

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>705218510
no way

>>705218560
good thing im not a tranny, yuck

>>705218561
no

>>705218583
>but you're not getting out of this Jam, m'am
that makes me feel strange inside

>>705218614
maybe I could just go down on her?

>>705218690
no way, i aint a fag

>>705218726
i have a big frame and I was also wearing a binder in the pic, that is the extent of my guy mode outfit
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>>705219255
everyone knows it fake
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>>705218066

my nigga
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>>705218066
>parents don't know
>Sister suspects.
>stupid ass girl glasses.

This whole thread is bait right? If that is you, your parents are retarded and you are too.
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>>705219177
Go back to your mums cunt.
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>>705218066
MY SIDES
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>>705219322
>new york
i know where you live now im gonna ddos your microwave
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>>705219331
>sister only suspects because of nail polish

Because OP has been walking around the house in a robe and fencing mask
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>>705219406
>not ddosing his toaster
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OP please post tits!
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>>705218066
I would fuck the shit out of you, go hit on a lesbian
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>>705219183
I don't want to look like an inflatable with shriveled balls.
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>>705219331
I don't wear those glasses around them, they aren't even real, just fashion glasses (wtf I just realized I did wear fashion glasses in public)

jesus christ maybe I am a tranny...
oh god I hope I really don't deep down wanna be a girl, wtf is wrong with me
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>>705219267
post tits already since your not a fag
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>>705219597
Best idea.
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>>705219701
please post moar pics of you
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>>705219267
>>>705218583 (You)
>>but you're not getting out of this Jam, m'am
>that makes me feel strange inside

Well, make the best of it then. Move to Brazil, Make tranny-pron, PROFIT
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>>705219462
>walking around the house in a robe and fencing mask
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>>705219701
where the fuck is the time tamp? we havnt seen any so far!
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>>705219322
This was literally jacked from reddit
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>>705219821
link?
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>>705217074
9/11 bait
good one
here's your (you)
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>>705218036
Filename
Lost
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WHERE'S THE TIMESTAMP?

ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID THAT TIME OF THE MORNING, WTF GTFO MY /b/
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>>705217074
You brought this on yourself you fuck
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ANY Pics?
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>>705219884
I'm not about to start linking a trans peeps account on this shit fest of a site
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>>705219986
pussy
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>>705219986
>this is jacked from reddit
>link
>I'm not about to start linking a trans peeps account on this shit fest of a site
obvious bullshitter is obvious
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>>705217074
Nice fantasy dude, lolled!
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>>705219986
if its on reddit then its fair game

or you're just lying
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>>705217919
>but im a man ;_;

Girl, seriously, if you did all this...no you're not. Only people who want tits work to get tits. You injected yourself with drugs whose sole purpose was to make you look like a girl. You now look like a girl. You are either the dumbest motherfucker on the whole damn planet, a liar and none of this is real, or someone who actually wanted to be a girl but didn't have the balls to actually go out and announce it.

Now, to treat you as is suited to the body you now inhabit, give us tits or get the fuck out.
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>>705217074
hello, kayla.
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>>705220042
i wish
>>705220062
if you really want to you can go do some digging, otherwise enjoy being a sucker i guess
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>>705217074
>1933
>"I feel bored. I shall wörk in the factories für the good of das Vaterland.
>1939
>"I am glad to be of helping mein country. Ein volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer.

>2015
>"lol im board w/ lyfe ill take drugs and b cum a gril and just fuck my hormones up fam!"
>̶2̶0̶1̶6̶ CURRENT YEAR
>OH GOD WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS LIKE WTF?

Aiming for a Golden iPod is your only option at this point.
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>>705217503
That shit is fucking dangerous! He shouldn't be running around naked through insulation like that. That shit will eat the hide off of you. He should be wearing protective gear too. Especially a face mask or respirator, Also, rubbing your dick on and inside a dead pig's head isn't very hygienic either.
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>>705218036
>gamagori is not black
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>>705220125
fuck off to reddit faggot
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>>705219701
dude timestamp please , and also post your boobs , and dont worry you bonr as a male , you are always going to be a male OP ....maybe a bi or gay male ...but still :D
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>>705220125
>image reverse search brings nothing
>do some digging

bullshit
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>>705219773

kek
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>>705220217
thank you i couldn't come up with a response for that much autism
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Every day we stray further from God's light
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>>705218036
where is that from? some kind of flash.mov?
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>>705218985
serious?
you click that?
what kind of detail do you expect?
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>2000 +16
>no tits
>no timestamp
>150 replies
newfags gonna newfag
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>>705218553
Is that you Hillary?
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not a med fag but i am sure you can just take male hormones and then become semi back to normal
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>>705220381
i didnt expect any detail its the principle of it
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>>705217074
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Op post tits and ass. Be a bro
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>>705218066
>>705217074
OP i think if you go out again this time full on who you think you are and see how you feel then the world will have to accept you for it. Words can be said but being true to yourself will push you to being more than you could have ever imagined.
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>>705220421
ok you won
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>>705220307
Happy champ?
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>>705220610
link us to the imgr
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>>705220610
I haven't been happy in years, friend.
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>>705220610
send link so we can see when the pic was uploaded and then see if you are a bullshitter or not
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>>705217074
Congrats, you have a mental illness like every other trap. Good thing you're young, you have plenty of time to go to therapy. Deep rooted psychological issues. You don't "accidentally" become a trap.
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>>705217503
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>>705220610
what resolution is that i cant read shit
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>>705220610
so its fake?? .__.
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In for screencap.
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>>705220846
Thats the point ive been getting at yes
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You... You... You must be fucking retarded...
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>>705219462
This
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>>705220977
no, I posted it on transpassing to see if other trannies thought I pass even though I don't really think of myself as a tranny
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>>705220809
nvm you got me i just look a lot liked supposed op, dressed up like them than took a pic with a different angle than the one op posted
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>>705220610
>has a facebook tab

what the fuck are you doing with your life
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>>705217074
OP get on testosterone and get plastic surgery. Only way you will be back to your former self.
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>>705220610
i can tell you used ms paint cause when you maximised the picture the resolution goes to shit

i hate to break it but you are more of a faggot then op like op is a trap but hes still not as much as a faggot then you
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>>705220846
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>>705220610
you actually have autism just post the link faggot
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>>705221065
funny your reddit says a different store than this thread then
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>>705221065
God damn, just post another pic then... Possibly with time stamp.
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>>705217688
How much do you weigh?
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>So I was just totally bored with life right?
>I'm not at all gay, I'm drowning in pussy.
>But, like, I wanted to see what goes on in this bar.
>I'm pretty swole. So I stole some of my little brother's clothes.
>He's a lot smaller than me so everything was really tight.
>I put on some great boots and headed out to the bar.
>It's called "The Manhole" but I'm not sure that it's actually a gay bar.
>I really think it's for city sanitation workers.
>So I mind my own business and sit at the bar.
>I don't even get my drink before this obviously gay dude is talking to me.
>He's slender, but really toned, great hair, and beautiful sparkling eyes.
>But doesn't he realize what I fag he is?
>He should be out getting pussy like me.
>Not buying other men drinks in this crazy bar.
>(it's all guys in here)
>He keeps paying an sliding closer to me.
>Finally he whispers in my ear:
>"Want to go in the back?"
>I've fucking had it.
>Somebody has to show this flamer what a big faggot he is.
>So I smile and say "yes".
>To show him how swishy he is I walk in front of him and wiggle my ass.
>This must make him come to his senses, right?
>Nope.
>He starts kissing me and grabbing my ass.
>Alright dude. That's it.
>So I drop to my knees, pull out his cock, and start sucking him off.
>Surely this will give him the picture right?
>Any moment he'll freak out and go find a girl.
>But this guy is such a huge faggot that he just moans and grabs the back of my head.
>There's only one thing left to do.
>I stand up, peel my jeans and underwear down.
>I turn around, lean against the wall, and spit it my hand.
>I start rubbing spit into my ass, spit again, and rub it all over his cock.
>Then I look over my shoulder, give my best sultry look, and guide his cock into my ass.
>I push back until he's balls deep.
>If this doesn't teach this faggot what a giant homo he is, nothing will.

^^ That makes just about as much sense as OP.
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>>705220112
>a liar and none of this is real,
prop this. she sounds heavily like a trip from mtfg.
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>>705221182
kek i'd love to see op post some timestamps
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Bump
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>>705221054
if you are op then fuck you
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Get into the gym and take roids
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Tfw everyone on this website is transphobic and "straight" but want to see a feminine guys tits and dick
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>>705221080
Not being an autistic neckbeard that thinks human contact is bad?
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>705221473
>everyone is transphobic and straight
weve got a really autistic newfag
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If there's no tits/dick time stamp it's fake as fuck. Plus you're all faggots. Sage in all fields
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>>705221492
>human contact
>facebook
pick one
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I want to see that man chest
They're not tits because he's a dude with long hair.
I don't buy it
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>>705217074
A bitr 2 eat & u order COFEE?
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>>705221642
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>>705221473
I'm not here to see a ladyboy's dick, I'm here to see some God damn proof. Trannies I'm fine with, but I will not countenance a liar.
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>>705217074

do what all traps do: end your life
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>>705221795
no idiot he went to coffee shop after his meal and ordered coffe
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lol u r gay
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>>705221129
EVEN
IF it's been done in paint, it shows a simmilar yet different pic of OP, proving the oP's lying
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>>705221285
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>705221285
>Anonymous (74) 09/25/16(Sun)01:01:13 No.705221054
>Anonymous (74) 09/25/16(Sun)01:01:13
>Anonymous (74)
>(74)
>>>>(̔͛̊̒ͧ̔̏ͬ̌̓̈́ͣ͞҉̯̭͙̫̥͙͖͔̟͎̖̬̀̀͞ͅ7̊̇ͧ̂͐̇͋ͨ̄̇̈ͭ͌̈́̌͋͏҉̴͚̘͎̯͈͙̟͙̻̗̟̺̖̯̳͕͠4̑̽͑̔͊ͭ̃͟҉̧̼̟͎̕͢)̨̭͔̙͓̻̘͎̺̺͙͚̥̝̬͎͙̗̳ͬ̑ͣ̔͑͂̐͗̊ͤͦ̆̅͛ͧ͐̔͡͡ͅ
Have you ever considered that you may be clinically retarded?
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>>705221930
>implying that isnt op
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not gonna bother going through thread. Did OP provide timestamp or not?
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>>705222065
no
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>>705221987
No, I said that the pic OP used was from the internet already.
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>>705221192
You could write gay homoerotica, not bad.
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>>705222065
See
>>705221721
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>>705221930
I'm actually just insanely good at paint, governments hire me all the time to forge incriminating photo's to crush their opposition using a measly free app on windows. you know that hillary kkk pic? that was all me baby
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>>705221642
>idk how tits work
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>>705218553
quit smoking.
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>>705218066
Everyone in here is an idiot. Obvious sit thread; I can tell by the way your hair is cut and those lame ass glasses you bought.
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>>705222198
Oh shit brevo brevo
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>>705217316
So what your trying to say is that it didn't happen?
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>>705222325
SHOW TITS WITHOUT SHIRT PLEASE!
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>>705221571
Neither is an absolute you fag
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>>705222138
>implying you're correct
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>>705222325
lol you found the imgur, timestamp now instead of using an image that was posted 22-ish hrs ago?
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>>705222325
Kill yourself homo
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>>705222325
Where did you find it?
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>>705222402
Found on the reddit thread, I'm not op
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>>705217074
Trap hormones?
You mean fucking
estrogen?
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>>705222444
oh shit trip trips check em
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>>705222444
Can you link please?
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>>705218066
looks like you have a shot at the best of both worlds, hun/man

some makeup and a sexy outfit....
you'd easily pass at a bar on friday nights. and getting in for ladies night would be a breeze.

stop fretting. go with it.
>if this is real, of course
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>>705222325
so you got your belly button pierced, but dont want to be a girl? youre a fucking liar, thats not you.
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if you want actual medical help, just act a doctor not weird strangers on the internet
otherwise post tits
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>>705218066
a transvestite also failed in live. HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>>705218066
>op im sorry but its irreversible
>but in good news Id do you
>find a chick or dude that digs you mate
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>>705222538
/u/Sarahsota

>>705222524
Oh yay
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>>705218066
10/10 would fuck all day/all night long
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Oh men, just... umh.... try to act natural... umh...
Maybe you can try to... well....
You fuck it, kill yourself
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>>705217074
you have now transformed your life forever, op.

May as well start being a slut for the rest of your life, since there's no going back.

So. Go to the bathroom and shove a fuckin brush in your pooper, timestamp, make us happy like the dirty little slut you became.

Also, show feets. You're supposed to cure them like a girl does, now.
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>>705218066
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I'm in love OP
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>>705222694
well you are gay and a rapist so no surprise these
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>>705217636
meh, not really. You get on 200mg/week testosterone, get a gynecomastia surgery and workout to build back all muscle and let the bodyfat redistributes itself so that you dont have child bearing hips and shit. It's gonna take another year or two to fix that shit up tho.
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>>705217074
pics
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>>705220337
speedosausage thing
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>>705222892
thats fucking gross
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28
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>>705222522
estrogen and a test blocker
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>>705222892
Take steroids or stay trap forever
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>>705222892
those hands tho
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>>705217636
OP gets points for suspension of disbelief
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>>705222892
and you think your family cant tell... they know alright, just don't know how to address your mental issues, probably disappoint as fuck too.
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>>705222892
WTF IS THAT SHIT
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>>705222848
>You get on 200mg/week testosterone,
you do realize that her balls still work and her test level goes back to where it was before, probably even goes higher for at least a while after she stops?
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>>705223145
U fucked up op
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Are you op?
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>>705222166
Huh. Never really thought about it.

Hell, if I can find somebody to pay for, why the hell not?

Thanks.
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>>705223274
If OP where do you live?
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>>705217074
you idiot
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>>705223128
no shit, but your balls don't produce 200mg test a week anon, if you wanna fix that shit you get on cycle and estro blockers for the time being and focus on recovering your metaphorical balls. Fixing that shit natty is gonnatake atleast 5 years.
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>>705217074
this is my fetish
>>
why do you have so many photos prepared if u dont wanna be seen
i want this to be true but i call bs
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>>705217074
can you still cum op?, i'm looking for a new slave girl
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>>705223145
i would totally smash.
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>>705222325
Try on sisters panties!
>>
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sarahsota1996
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>>705222892
Oh god. you look exactly as those travestites gone horribly wrong. i almost vomited as soon as i saw that. A true life failure.
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>>705223274
u want sum fuk op?
>>
You are posting your photos on internet.
Maybe tomorrow this pictures are goin to be seen by your mother.
You fuck it bro
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>>705223274
op if you ever want a nice dick in your butt, i'm here
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>>705222325
OP if you aren't full of shit and that is you, then holy fuck the things I would do to your virgin boipussy
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>>705217074
Gave yourself liver failure. Those hormones fuck with your guts.
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>>705223274
I'D LET YOU FUCK ME OP, STOP COMPLAINING
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>>705223351
>Fixing that shit natty is gonnatake atleast 5 years.
no way. it'll be more like 2 years and then everything will be more or less like before with the exception of moobs. most of the changes are fat redistribution, there are no long lasting changes besides boobs i know of.
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>>705223145
>dun wanna be a trap guys
>shut in, don't even have female clothes, have to wear old baggy tshirts
then all of a sudden
>fucking flamboyant sissy cunt all up in that shit, makeup, dyed hair and cute clothes
fucking attention whores
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>>705223511
what are you some kinda, FUCKING FAGGOT?!?!??!, I'd bend over for this bitch in a heart beat, and you know you would too, it aint gay taking a feminine dick in the ass every now and again, amirite?
>>
>>705223458
EXPOSED
remember guys, nothing on the internet it true
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>>705223751
>amirite?
no you are not right
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>>705223724
i don't believe you op, gonna need a pick with that face, your little shriveled girl dick, and a timestamp
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>>705223651
i just literally said that
>>705222848
see
I'm just implying you can get n that dere frauds and get fucking jacked while youre at it mate, extreme transformation kinda shit, like zero to hero, except more like -10 to hero LOL
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This is a cute trap tho
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>>705223937
WHO IS THIS?
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>>705223883
hey dawg, you know i'm right, it's straigt as fuck wanting to suck on that little soft girl dick till it cums
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>>705223994
my dad. Who gives a shit? are you people fucking retarded?
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>>705223935
and i said that natural will be around 2 years max. i implied that roids are overkill.
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>>705223883
>>705223883
Nah, he's right.
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>>705223222
MORE TRIPS
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>>705223458
Well for that fags in GA.
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>>705223659
>>705223724

damn gurl, stop making them fuck me eyes i'm diamonds over here for you baby
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>>705223937
Not a trap
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>>705224021
why are you talking to me? i don't give a shit what you think is and what.
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>>705223937
thas probably a real grill judging from my experience. Traps can look like girls, just not the very cute ones unless they been on that HRT since grade school
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>>705217074
tits or gtfo you know the rules bitch
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OP, you look like a discount Eddy Redmayne.
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>>705223458
>I am a PC enthusiast, and I want to write game soundtracks
>so let's cuddle and watch Top Gear!
jesus christ thats pathetic sounds like op
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>>705224219
then why you replying dawg?
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Op is fag
All pics here
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>>705222892
Id fuck you
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>>705224348
you made the first reply to me so fail is strong in you.
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Alot of people want to fuck OP for some reason. Its sickening

4chan is sick
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>>705224092
they might be, but your body's pretty fucked anyway, why not fuck it some more, throw in some trenbolone too. I honestly havent roided since highschool, but that shit makes the manliest of men feel like they been 7 year old girlls all along mate, imagine roiding coming out of years on estrogen, that train ride gonna be a wild one.
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>>705224365
Everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot except this guy
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>>705224492
>4chan is sick
tell us something we dont know
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>>705222325
fake and gay
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>>705224489
nonono, i care, you're the one who "dosen't" and you keep replying, XDXDXDXDXDXD
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>>705224703
I'm watching a movie about 4chan now, kinda funny actually
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>>705224665
that makes you an idiot too bruh
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>>705224626
>imagine roiding coming out of years on estrogen, that train ride gonna be a wild one.
yeah, that probably would make me commit sudoku.
hrt doesn't fuck with your body. you have an increased risk of blood clots and your cancer risks shift to female but other than that there is no damage done to your liver or anything else.
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>>705224910
whats the movie
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>>705224794
>XDXDXDXDXDXD

kys
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>>705224912
yeah i know you idiot.
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>>705224365
OP IS A FAG ABANDON THREAD NOW
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sarahsota1996
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>>705224943
We are legion, on netflix
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>>705224794
plaa plaa plaa
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>>705224981
and again, you know this is an anonymous message board right, why do you constantly reply if you "don't care", that's sad
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>>705225007
calm yo tits bruh
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>>705225175
cry more please
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>>705225143
i'm gonna level with you... i do care, but not in the way you may think. you see, i only care about propane and propane accessories
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>>705217074
Go ask a doctor what he thinks you should do
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>>705225244
bruh what is your problem?
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>>705225088
you know what, if it's "gay" to like a little girly dick in the ass every now and again, if it's "gay" to love the feeling of dick in your mouth, if it's "gay" to crave the taste of cum on the daily, then fine sign me up i guess i'm "gay"


fucking faggots
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>>705225272
ME TOO, gawd, all this time shit posting to one another, when we could have been talking about propane and propane accessories, what a world
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>>705225454
i have a bit of a confession to make... i'm not the original person you were talking to, i kinda just butted in because i was bored and whatnot
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