>go into your room >see this what do?
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>go into your room
>see this
what do?
REKT GENERAL.
>>705211330
"Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing minecraft!"
choke her till dead with that thing
>>705211330
Throw that thing away and fuck her in the ass.
>>705211330
rip it off of her and then fuck her for even thinking should could dominate me. I'm all for prostate stimulation, but keep it to a finger or two when you're blowing me. If I wanted to get fucked by a big black dick, I'd commit a crime to go to prison.
prepare thy anus.
>>705211330
360 and walk away
>>705211330
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>705211463
>implying you wouldnt submit to her dominant voice when she tells you to bend over
Turn 180 degrees and drop my phone
>>705212548
Lost my shit.
>>705211330
bend over and beg her to show no mercy...
>>705211330
sauce? those tits are glorious
>>705211330
Would ask her to peg me hard
Here's a good POV of a futa android shoving a strapon in your mouth.
http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/19007/endurance-procedures-nosound-wip
>>705211330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
>>705212912
I'm a smith.
I'm conflicted. the dominatrix is sort of appealing, but what I really lust after is that seriously nice anvil.
>>705213005
Cant wait for futa to hit VR porn
>>705213032
gotta suck her strapon first
>>705212912
Sauce on this?
The only logical thing is to call the wife, tell her to get in here cause some bitch with a strapon is gonna fuck the everlovin shit out of her while I fuck strapon bitch in the ass.
>>705213029
hot af. moar?
>>705213142
do you know how much a double-bick anvil that weight costs?
Suck it? I'd take it in every hole balls-deep if I got to keep the anvil afterwards.
>>705211330
Get raped or die a virgin.
I'm going to ride my wife's strap on tonight.
>>705211330
Tell it to lose 15 pounds and lrn2situps then kick it the fuck out and stretch out on my bed.
>>705213544
please post anvils
>>705211330
Bop her on the nose. If that doesn't work, bop her on the dick.
>>705213029
This is interesting. Moar?
>>705213804
A hope works double-bick 254KG (560lbs) anvil, not including dlivery, costs £ 1,996.05, about 2,500 dollars.
>>705214116
dude stop being a smith and open up an anvil making business. Seems easy.
>>705214413
I dont have a few million for a foundry capable of casting high-carbon steel, then heat-treating said chunks of steel that big.
Wish I did.
>>705214633
>>705214753
Rekt and erect
>>705212548
>180
But you would be facing her again m8
>>705214989
haha xD
>>705214872
I cant see that being healthy for anyone's hole.
might be mind-blowing once or twice, but probably also sphincter-blowing too.
>>705214989
>>705211330
bend over and spread my ass cheeks like she has trained me. I wanna be a good cuck for my hotwife
>>705211330
I tell her thats too big, and then give her my strapon to let her fuck me.
I would ask her if she has anything shorter. That thing could kill me.
>>705214396
i got the pink one but without the black. Feels great.
>>705211330
Pull down my pants, bend over and hope I've applied enough lube.
>>705211330
Ill go back to fucking your mom
But I was in my room the whole time...
>>705211379
Lel
>>705211330
>"Do it, you tease!"
>>705211330
Lube up...
Not into femdom but been fucked by 3 different chicks with strapons. It's fucking rad. Feeling titties on your back as she hits your prostate and moans in your ear is hot AF. It usually ends with PIV sex and then you have a girl that is all into you. Not saying that will last but good times can be had.
>>705211330
Well seems like my daughter is cosplaying Miley again... I tell her to clean her room I guess. Teenagers.
Be thankful I have someone willing to try new things instead of 5 min fuck sessions till it hurts her and she goes to bed.
>> Grab the dong suggestively acting coy
>> Use force and pull her towards me
>> Grab her by the neck
"I'm going to use this on your asshole"
>>705211330
I thought we agreed on the other strap
>>705215945
Tsk Tsk, so many ultra macho responses, I really think you guys are compensating for something.
>>705216173
who says I'm a guy ;)
>>705211330
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>705216284
"guys" was used plurally to reference a group of people in a non gender specific manner, but good to know ;)
>>705215945
cringelord wants to wear a strapon over his flaccid dick too
>>705216463
did you just assume my gender?
>>705216463
>he's never fucked a girl in her puss while she has a dildo in her ass
Punch her in the face as hard as I can. Rip that thing off her and use it on her until I am hard enough to fuck the shit out of her and leave her crying on the floor
>>705216538
reddit fag
>>705216644
tsk tsk overcompensating arent we, you know you secretly want it to fill up your asshole.
>>705216795
Depends on how drunk I am.
How it goes, niggers?
>>705215340
source?
let's skip the borderline shit and just go full sissy.
>>705218320
What if l don't care about humilation, feminization and all this bullshit and just like to be banged by my gf's strapon?
Ps true story
>>705218320
yes I like.
>>705211330
reminds me of my stepmom on my 13th birthday, except the stapon wasn't that big, she started me off with a seven incher.
>>705212002
But you're facing the same direction
>>705212875
Forced perspective causes mobster hands.
>>705219712
So new, but so old....
>>705219712
what's half of 360?
>>705219318
Fucking this, this sissy/white race extinction fetish needs to end
>>705219909
i'd like to see some scared qt forced by big guy to straponfuck him.
because why not?
>>705211330
Take a crouching position and let her do what she must
>>705211330
Ask for my coat back.
>>705219318
now why would you want that?
Rip that shit off and beat that pussy like a champion.
>>705219909
whatever do you mean? sissy fetish has nothing to do with black people. it can, but it's not required.
dumping maybe
>>705220620
so fucking edgy
>>705221039
are you calling cookie-cutter porn captions edgy? really?
>>705220256
I fuckin love anal, I'm emotionally straight but bicourious in case of fucking. In relationship. No cheating, no threesomes so... strapon and analplay every now and then.
>>705221264
so are you averse to getting fucked by an actual dick?
let's say futanari actually exist and they're not the real world version which is creepy manjawed monster. let's say pic related wanted to fuck you.
>>705211330
Definitely date. A girl into top-fetishes is almost good-great tier, sexually.
>>705221493
But girls like this exist already...
>>705220620
But it came from that, cut the roots, kill the plant
>>705221787
yeah, creepy monsterfaces that are obviously male.
>>705222142
Not the one I seen last night
>>705222320
you were drunk and it was dark.
>>705211330
I want you to put just one single drop of lube on
the tip and push that thing ALL the way up my butthole HARD!
Then pull it out slooow wait until my sphincter
clinches. Rinse and repeat.
>>705220879
Is this actually a guy?
>>705214633
Nice mushroom-headed stallion dick, there!
>>705222386
I woke up with my dick hard so had to fap before work. But yea I mostly watch trans when drunk
>>705222633
>working on saturday
>>705222401
nope. just like all great sissy captions, it makes you think it could not be though.
>>705211330
shout "Il never join you"
>>705222401
here, i'll make it up to you. here's one that's actually a guy.
>>705222691
Are read what I've been saying fuck tard
>>705221493
>so are you averse to getting fucked by an actual dick?
nope. I am just unable to have feels about men. If I were single I'd be ok with having fuckbuddy to ram each other asses, grab a beer afterwards and get back home alone. Also I don't get aroused by view of man's naked body. Actual manfucking makes me hard.
>let's say futanari actually exist and they're not the real world version which is creepy manjawed monster. let's say pic related wanted to fuck you.
I prefer photoshopped shemales. Not into chinese cartoons really. If my gf would miraculusly grew a dick one day... that'd be nice.
>>705211330
Ask her who were having tonight
>>705211330
What did I do wrong again now mooom?!
>>705215388
But why the condom? Easy cleaning?
>>705223420
Yeah that or sometimes dildos cause an allergic reaction and creates a burning sensation.
>>705223704
>burning sensation
sounds fun
Get a boner
>>705223420
could be several reasons.
some toys can absorb too easily, so its more hygienic. The other obvious one is of course that the user may be switching between several recipients, or going from anal to vaginal on a woman. Generally, use of a condom over a toy is sensible if its absolutely not a closed-couple relationship, its got to be said.
>>705211330
not tonight, mom.
>>705211330
360 and walk away. then ask her what her sign is.
I started trying this kind of action the other day with an old girlfriend I see randomly. Went in easier than I thought.
>>705214872
this is kind of a holy grail item
I can't find any place on the internet to buy such a monster
>>705226358
it doesn't look pleasant
>>705219783
Like 420 or something
>>705226477
It doesn't look like Donald Pleasance, maybe.
>>705211330
Swap out that BBC for a smaller one then BEND OVER
Nothing gay about it.
>>705226716
That's the dream, right there.
>>705226853
>>705226780
>>705226716
>>705227219
>>705227136
Anyone want a few more?
>>705227041
>>705226948
>>705227469
Yes mommy
>>705227469
bring it on
>>705211330
Take it away and beat her with it
>>705222881
Isn't that actually a rubber fuck toy though?
>>705211330
Propose marriage?
and i'm spent
>>705219318
>>705219318
Same here. Enjoying anal stimulation isn't automatically gay and doesn't make you a sissy. I just want my GF to nail my prostate and give me mind blowing orgasms.
>>705227827
"No, boy. You can't cum unless it's by the vibrator on your prostate."
" -B...-But it's not *ow* touching my *ungh* prostate!"
"Silly! That's because you haven't adapted enough to the length!"
"*Urgh* ....Yes, maam *Ungh*"
