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moar?

i'm bored. ask me shit and stuff. i'm 32, been on 4chins since 2004, the internet since 1989. how goes it?
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Pretty good, I don't have any moar but I guess I could see what google says. How you doin oldfag?
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bamp

brb will reply soon to anything and give more pics
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>>705179561
got any b-hole for /b/?
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>>705179362
moar

Sharpie in pooper

Where is your timestamp?

Filenames don't count
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Where you from?

Also, why not post other menial bullshit to bump the dying thread?

P.S.: Love you.
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>>705179476
Eh, disappointed that the internet has become so un-fractured that a few dozen companies control 99% of the internet, by ownership or proxy. Surprised as shit political correctness actually took off. /b/ is now a porn dump. Etc. Where do I begin?
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>>705180128
Right, shits a shadow of what it used to be. Everyone takes the bait all the fucking time, and nobody remembers why the pools closed.

Start with the companies so I can get a heads up for the future of the internet?
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>>705179717
lol buttholes are gross, you degenerate poopyfiend

>>705179969
I'm from Arkansas. I live in Oklahoma now. I want to move away from melanin as much as possible, to subzero temps and mountains
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>>705180438
Only as gross as the person that owns it! What are you, gay for poop? My pringle only tingles for the anoose of anonymoose
>Also time stamp
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>>705180438
Feminist here, you should show us your asshole for reasons and such.

ALSO
>whys the pool closed?
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>>705180335
Anon, you know who controls the 99%. Jewgle, Goybook, MSM, and co. Web rings are, for better or worse, dead. MySpace is dead. Chat rooms and phone calls are dead. Libraries are dead. The age of the instant expert, top upvote niggerfaggot bullshit instant gratification is the nu male Everyman.
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>>705179362

cute little nipples, would love to tease them with my tongue
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>>705180910
Fair enough, you have more of whoevers dank ass that is?

Yeah it's annoying, but out and about people still think they're retarded. for now at least
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>>705180801
Because AIDS, you blackup draft-dodging hotel naggo

It's why Michael J Fox's arch nemesis is the Etch-a-Sketch. Btw my name is John and I hate every single one of you faggots
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>>705179362

OK, seriously? If your an old fag, then you know tits and timestamp or gtfo.

For the true oldfags, What's this?
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>>705181257
Ron Paul Roodypoo's
>Those racist mods brought down the wrath of afroduck.

So this thread is like a fucking vacation for my mind. Old memes and dank white ass. A weirdly small amount of posters (5)
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>>705181373
I believe that is fingerbox. Looks like a Mk. 3
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>>705181373
It's not a USB drive
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If you're so bored Wanna talk dirty to me and make me cum on kik? Whitey_fisk

Thanks bae
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>>705181023
Thanks

>>705181225
That's my ass.

>>705181373
If you're a true oldfag, you know I'm not part of the attention-whoring low-effort jailbait posters that spawned togtfo in 2010 or so. I'm doing a public service announcement.

>>705181596
Show belly button or go to bed, faggot
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>>705181629
Tringerbox.

The name didn't catch on, though.
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>>705181934
I used to come here all the time from 2005 til around 2009 and theo left and only made the occasional stop by here and there and up until the last month stayed away completely. If you were here through it all, what happened?
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>>705181934
Time stamp, I don't believe you. I'm not gonna let you see this hawt belly button action so easily.
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>>705181934
>>705181257
>>705180910

would love to smack that nice thick ass of yours
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>>705181934
>public service announcement

announcing what?
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>>705179362
>since 2004
>no timestamp
shitnigger.jpg
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>>705182260
>timestamps are outdated
A psa on trolling
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>>705181934

Give us a timestamp or write on tits. For all we know you're a neckbeard named bubba.
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>>705181596
Does /b/ have IDs now? That's gay as fuck. About the time I quit this place it went back and forth between forced anon and IDs.

>>705182209
I've only come here maybe once a year since. AFAIK, "Anonymous" because a subverted group of SJW libertardian-cloaked niggerfaggots. /b/ is now overloaded with porn and desperate teenage faggots, I answered a kik thread last year and got bombarded with complete faggot bitches, and so on.

/b/ was never good, but now it's just shit.
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still no timestamp
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>>705182657
bubba is hungry
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>>705179362
Lemme see that puss.
What do you do for a living.
Are you smart or dumb? IQ?
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>>705182727
/b/ has always been shit.

And no IDs on /b/. Not anymore, at least. Top right you can read the counters for everything in this post.
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>>705182657
This
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do you like the idea of people masturbating to you?
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>>705182727

what do you prefer the whiteknights in /soc/?
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>>705182727
No ID's, but if you hit reply you can see the # of unique posters.

You let white knights have a way to contact you? That's fucking retarded, they try to give you GBP for hugs or some shit?
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>>705179362
>5 year old on the internet in '89

kys
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>>705182727
Jibber jabber jibber jabber jibber jabber
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Fake virgin neckbeard detected. Abandon thread!
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Hey OP can we get a pic of your feet? with timestamp? on your foot?
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>>705180438
For some reason after looking at this pic I really want to bite your ass. My question is, is this normal?
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Tldr op is a faggot
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>>705183518
This the first ass you've ever seen boy? The fuck kind of question is that
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Op tell me, is 4chan real cancer now compared to 4chan in 2006?
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>>705183590
You took the b8.
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>>705182761
I'm a JD in insurance law, now I'm an adjuster. Two official IQ tests at 134-138.

>>705182888
I like men. Problem?

>>705182956
I don't care.

>>705182981
I haven't posted email, how would they?

>>705183100
Believe it, bitch. New world, baby!

>>705183201
Jabber is shit. AIM is the crown jewel of anything AOL ever did right.

>>705183518
So it's been said.
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>>705183712
Oh and this thread is fake. Google search the pics op is fake.
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>>705183777
I don't know what kik is I guess. but seeing as how you said "got bombarded by complete faggot bitches" that you done goofed.

Speaking of faggot bitch, don't be one, post pooper plx
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>>705183777
>>705182727
>>705181934
>>705179362
Wtf old ass phone are you using?
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>>705183876
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>>705183100
>>705183777
literally nothing for a 5 year old to do on the internet in 1989.... or really anybody else for that matter
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>>705183536
That's wrong.

>>705183616
Cancer never stops consuming everything it can touch. The internet is all related, and the ISPs are now the ultimate gatekeepers as well as the megacorps like (((Jimbo Wales))), (((Zuckerberg))), (((Sergei Brin))), and friends the (((Epstein Lolita Express))).

Regarding 4chan, this place is censored as fuck compared to last decade. It's fucking full of porn. I don't hate porn, but ffs this board is an extreme cry from what it was. There was compelling stuff, good conversation, evil deeds, etc.
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>>705184354
You're wrong and a cancer you fucking fuck.
>No one can do any real mischief anymore, white knights will tattle and the news will make a big fucking deal about it
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>>705184109
Looks like a samsung galaxy light, or samsung avant. Judging from phone, clothes, and background; this is an individual who makes 40k or less.
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>>705184354
need timestamp + pooper + pee for /b/
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>>705183876
Maybe it's the same op in those threads still we won't know for sure until op posts a timestamp.
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>>705184354
>Cancer never stops consuming everything it can touch. The internet is all related, and the ISPs are now the ultimate gatekeepers as well as the megacorps like (((Jimbo Wales))), (((Zuckerberg))), (((Sergei Brin))), and friends the (((Epstein Lolita Express))).
I hope you aren't just memeing
I can not be alone
>but ffs this board is an extreme cry from what it was.
Moralfags
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>>705184316
OP in 89
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>>705184354
Show face
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>>705180910
You know that jews are bad and you're hot. Marry me. Please
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>>705179362
nice tuck
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>>705184354
It's not so much the porn that sucks - it's that everybody seems to be a fag about sex. Fags should be out there trying to hook up with a real chick rather than trying to get a shot of a sharpie in your ass... which would still be cool. Nice shots BTW.
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>>705183972
kik is an instant messaging program on Android and presumably iOS

>>705184109
SGH-T399. Fuck me for not having an $800 phone, right? I prefer static HTML to Javascript and tons of "apps".

>>705184316
I started out on stuff like Encarta, Encyclopedia Brittanica, then on to AOL chat, AIM, BBS, then TotSE, SA, then 4chan, EncyclopediaDramatica, and since then random places like atechan, and specific forums.
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>>705179362
You look like my girlfriend
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>>705185141
would you chat ok kik?
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>>705185141

cute panties anon - do you remember metacralwer and netscape. how about logowriter...
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>>705185141
What are you, gay for messages
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>>705185141
Anyway you could post an up close pussy pic?
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>>705185182
Your girlfriend has an outdated phone for a face? Craaaazy man.
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>>705185141
I don't think kik was supported on the SGH-T399.
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>>705184443
First choice is right. And I don't want a high-power smartphone. I want to download HTML/text docs. I can read faster than a faggot can watch a YouTube video. I have no interest in high-end smartphones when I can accomplish everything with low-end ones.

>>705184716
>moralfags
>board is now quite clean and PC

>>705184897
ay yo hol up bb wer u be at

>>705185182
Maybe I am, you're just neglecting me.
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>>705185893
Quit being a faggot, we know what your tits and such look like already. Yeesh quit bragging and show some hole
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>>705185893
would you chat on kik? I can post my user if your interested
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>>705185893
Jews did 9/11. Chances are you probably already know that.
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>>705185893
>PC
And FRIENDLY
No more PENIS, NIGGERS, or VAGINAS
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>>705185999
Trips of truth!
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>>705185550
These are all old pics. Probably being posted by bored, male anon. Either way, I like a good trolling, this is borderline unacceptable.
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>>705186040
*Zionists
But yeah same thing.
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>>705185429
I remember Netscape cum Gecko, and that spider robot, but not logowriter, though it rings a bell.

I also remember Mosaic and other weird shit c:/ cd/ dir digdug.bat
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>hourly i em le oldefag muh 4chin gone 2 shit thread
OP eat glass ASAP
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>>705186339
That's not a very nice thing to say.
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>>705181934
Yeah but tits or gtfo is essential in order to prevent the attention whoring that was and is a massive, rapidly growing lump of cancer.

I find your lack of timestamp disheartening. Bet you're just some fedora-wearing sweaty neckbeard who enjoys watching MLP and having a rub at them ponies. The fucks wrong with you?
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>>705181373
It's an Omron Automation and Safety A22Z-B103 you dipshit
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>>705185893
I'm not from your state. Otherwise I'd try to date you if you really are the girl in the pics.
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>>705186268

ever get a chance to play atari? Was technically before our generation but some still had them lying around. Most of these newfags have never even seen one.

Also - love your cute little tits, perfect to have some fun with.
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>>705183777

Checkd. What is your necklace? I am interest.
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>>705186931
Kek
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>>705185847
Har har my phone is 4.4.4

>>705186023
I dunno if I wanna waste bandwidth on kik. I might download it again. Remind me, I just might

>>705186040
In collaboration with CIA, in collaboration with the largest group of dual-citizen Israelis politicians, AIPAC, etc. Hitler was right. Fuck kikes.

>>705186167
>old pics
k. I don't age that much in a year

>>705186663
Go choke on a donut while vaping, reading the god delusion, listening to Skrillex, and cracking your iPhone in hipster pants


AFK
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>>705181373
Did you get the new version of it? I got mine in wood and it's been a life changer for me. I just wish they would make more.
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Anon in this thread are pure cringe. Newfags can't spot b8 worth a shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s7IZWTkOFc
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>>705187158

you have a cute little tush
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>>705187158
Why can't I find a girl like you in my area? A girl that knows about government corruption is hot.
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>>705187158
well here I am reminding, so how about it?
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>>705186964
Atari? Ever used Printshop on a Commodore 64 to a dot matrix printer?
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>>705187158
It's not about aging, bucko, it's about proving the claim of you are the person in the pics, and not some shlub (which is very likely).
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>>705185550
This. Come on op.
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>>705186931
I'm really real, that's me. Thank you, anon.

>>705186964
Actually I've never an Atari. First games were on an Apple II, NES (SMB/Duck Hunt), DOS, Tandy, Win3.1, GB, SNES, then PS1.the rest I emulated with zSNES, ePSXE, and none after. DOOM is my fav
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>>705187410
>Girl that knows about government corruption
>Girl that thinks
Now we know op is a dude. Girls don't think.
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>>705187866

oh the fond memories of an apple II and floppy discs
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>>705187187

I got this one too
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This is now a nice tits thread
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Gib me da pussy b0ss
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>>705187819
OP can't do that, because OP isn't posting live pics. Most of these are dated may/February, one is an attachment, and two others can be found in archived 4chin threads from beginning of year. If you're expecting anything new or current, you're fucked.
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Op is newfag wannabe. Apparantly using the internet since before the www or mosaic was created and at 5 yo. Just show us sharpie in pooper and gtfo.
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>>705188167
op has nicer tits. Hers are real.
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>>705188329
>real
OP is fake, quality of tits are regardless.
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>>705186964
And thx for the compliments

>>705187016
It's a Schwarzesonnerad, known by other names such as golden sun or shadow sun etc. It's a sunwheel.

>>705187377
kek thx

>>705187636
No, never seen a C64

>>705187764
Such as?

>>705188025
Yes, I remember the 5" actually floppy floppies.

I'm running out of non-face pics
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>>705187158
Post moar ass pics
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>>705179362
freaking net wasn't available to the public till 91 was bbs's and inet2000 prior to.
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> I'm running out of non-face pics

Just proved our point.
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>>705188540
b0ss PLZZZZ
GIB ME DA POOSY
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Now, this is a random picture thread
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>>705188540

would love to see more of that cute tush =)

also all this sage bullshit can leave anytime
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>>705188540
so, wanna kik?
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>>705188803
Fuck off.
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>>705188300
post links, faggot. I'm sure we'd all love to see, Shlomo

>>705188714
sorry you were out of the loop

>>705188720
here

>>705188823
Jews hate aware women more than anything. Expect the sagebomb like Dresden
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>>705188902

No, OP needs to fuck off, no tits or timestamp. You're such a fucking idiot thinking she's real.
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>>705188540
Timestamp dipshit.
How are you an oldfag but have no idea why timestamps are used?
Trolling didn't used to be this easy. Some rando posts anonymous tits and all the newfags just can't not take the bait.
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>>705189027
kik? I'm the same anon that's been askin
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>>705189029
Like I give a fuck if you think I'm real on an anonymous imageboard, cockmongler
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>>705185141
Icq?
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>>705189029
Well posting random pictures isn't going to stop the thread. It's just going to keep the thread alive.
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>>705189027
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>>705189027
Hey b0ss

Can yooooou gibmedapoosy?
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>>705189027

any from the front? would love to see moar of you in your panties

also fuck the jews
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>>705189027
Also
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For all you newfags.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet?full=1

“There are No Girls on the Internet” implies that there are no female entities actually participating in online activities, especially when it comes to anonymous exchanges in chatrooms and discussion forums. The Internet is essentially a “sausage fest” dominated and defined by male internet users and a smaller population of male trolls or griefers who pose as women in pursuit of lulz.

Read more.
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>>705189116
gimme a min while I download and get a username

>>705189074
How are you an oldfag if you go by post 2012 frustrated permavirgin rules? next you'll post an obese neckbeard in a turtleneck with a wine cup amirite

>>705189182
People still use that? I went straight from AIM to email. Then forced off phone calls (which I loved and dearly miss) to texts (IMO email or surrogate voicemail...now fucking standard)
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>>705189509
The anon in that thread said "she" only posted those two pics. For all we know "she" is the op.
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You're all idiots.

“Many people, both male and female, enjoy the attention paid to female characters. Male players will often log on as female characters and behave suggestively, further encouraging sexual advances. Pavel Curtis has noted that the most promiscuous and sexually aggressive women are usually played by men. If you meet a character named “FabulousHotBabe,” she is almost certainly a he in real life."
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>>705189544
Okay, anon. You asked for this.
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>>705189544
>knowyourmeme
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>>705189544
>>705189742

This is why timestamps are required
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>>705189623
Blah blah blah this isn't an argument, kiddo. Timestamp is non-negotiable. If you can't provide adequate proof that you are who you say you are then why should we believe you?
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>>705189182
>>705189623
Doubt its being used.
- delete that damn "social media"-crap, and join the phonecall club. We're not many left.
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>>705189623
sounds good, I can post mine so you don't get spammed
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>>705179362
Fucking stupid newfags, why has this thread even got any replies. This stupid cunt hasn't followed the rules.
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>>705189658
"she" also admitted one of the ass pics were "hers."
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If anyone wants to send pictures my way, I'm Cflores008.
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>>705181934
Wtf no timestamp? How could you do this oldfaggot? You're prolly me, only fatter and without the glorious hair, just whacking it to the thought of all the pretty normie boys tumescing, and thinking you're a grill.

I'm 55 btw.
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>>705190105
For all you know the "Bingo" girl is a trap. There should be a rule for girls posting their pussies too.
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>>705189296
Well, good to know I "break the internet" like Kim Kardashian's fat ass or my pic is part of the definition of "human sexual attractiveness". Good to know I made it in science without sucking cock for grant money like I intended, with biology. Thanks for the boost, nigger.

>>705189544
>knowyourmeme
>not ED
McFucking Killyourself

>>705189742
That's pretty gay

>>705189991
Because I don't give a shit about your juvenile, jewish games. Believe it or don't. The internet is dangerous, kid.

>>705190024
What is this phone call club and where do I join? I want in. Everyone rejects my phone calls unless they think I'm dying...in which case, I wouldn't be calling.

>>705190029
I'll post in a few. I'm used to weeding through retards. Just trying to keep the thread from 404ing
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>>705190029
>>705189116
>>705188865
>>705187490
>>705186023
my kik john.bau
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>>705183100
Dude, I taught my kids to read on /b/.
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>>705179362
>>>705190029
>>>705189116
>>>705188865
>>>705187490
>>>705186023
>my kik john.bau
>>705190527
just kik me
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>>705189358
>>705188726
>>705188180
just give him the pussy op
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>>705184316
Bullshit. IRC, BBS's, alt.sex.biblical, etc
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>>705190309
Yeah right OP
>Fuck off and die you reddit cunt
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>>705190527

you're educated, mature, and cute and not completely computer/internet retarded - the world needs more like you
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>>705191081
The guy was probably not even alive in 1989.
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>>705190527
How the fuck is timestamping dangerous? All you have is excuses, no timestamp. Without timestamp you aren't female, let alone the female pictured. Without timestamp all the shit youve claimed is suspect, and your oldfag qualifications are way called into question. Kek excuses excuses, excuses.
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>>705191271
Maybe she doesn't want anyone to recognize her handwriting. Either way if you don't like the thread just leave.
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>>705185429
Gawd, back then I could fire off a webpage with nothing more than notepad. Literally just write the html and post it.
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Yo I'm in northwest Arkansas
Where you at b/ro?
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>>705180438
I'm from Arkansas
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>4chan since 2004
timestamp you short haired disgusting punk bitch ass.
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>>705190284
k, Israel Cohen. You're projecting.

>>705191238
Kill yourself. You can comprehend that the tablet was made 40yrs before these iPad.

>>705191081
I was there for the Church of Virus, Heretical, and other shit, anon. And eternal September, and the days Steve Whateverthefuck drove AOL into the ground. Steve Good? Steve Day? I forget his name. Back even 0.1kB/s was common.

Got a kik now. katzkrieger. Probably going to sleep soon but will respond to girlfriend-free boys who gotta go fast
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OP, when can we see your feminine penis?
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>>705191600
I'm in Rogers, you anywhere close? I'm looking for drugz
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>>705181257
WOW OP you are so gorgus... I wish I could make love to you. I wish you were my GF. I love the way you respond to all the haters too. The world needs more strong women like you.
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>>705191858
I'm in Fayetteville, nah I don't have drugs but just go to the west side of Fayetteville and you can get anything there
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>>705192028
Stop ignoring us you faggot. Show us your dick.
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>>705191749

you should do some more panty shots for us before you leave
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>>705191511
Lol
>posts age
>posts location
>posts job
>posts tits
Timestamp? Whoa, whoa, whoa; someone might recognize her handwriting. Kek.
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>>705179362
Damn, a lot of anons feeling special tonight
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>>705192110
Wtf /B/ro. No
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>>705192064
Die cuckfag
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>>705191749
That's mean op. I was talking about the guy that said >>705184316
Accidentally posted it to this one >>705191081
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>>705179362
Great shape!
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>>705192028
Thanks for advice, my normal guys in jail rn

I'd go to the west side to score, but I don't want negros to try and rob me. Don't want to have to kill anyone lol
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>>705188714
Fuck you retard. I set up my first network in Austin, TX using CP/M and Osborne portables.

My first computer was a Timex/Sinclair 1000, l33t cuz had thermal printer and 32k upgrade, doubling the RAM.
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>>705192110
OP doesn't have a dick!!! She is just a really strong woman who isn't gonna bow down to the patriarchy. She has already won, she is so strong and she's really changing the world.
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kek
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>>705192300
Talking about this post btw >>705191238 and the kys post.
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>>705192419
Everyone here is actually pretty nice about it lol also some kids at Fayetteville high have some high quality shit
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>>705192728
When you say hi quality, you mean smoke? Cause I mean actual drugs friend.
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>>705191749

gotta go?
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>>705191238
Well, I'm sure not gonna be in 2089, unless 127 is a thing.
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>>705192956
No I mean high quality products
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>>705191514
Yeah, but that's super tedious. I'd wrote HTML by hand, but I'd rather Dreamweaver and hand-write CSS and PHP, then go back and clean it up by hand. Any automatic writing program like Dreamweaver was dirty af.

I got out of the web business before CMS (do they even exist now?) like Drupal, Wordpress, SilverLight CMS, etc became de facto. I never bothered beyond doing the basic LAMP stack. Fuck Javascript and its retard cousins like Ruby on Rails (kek does that no longer crash every few seconds?). Got sick of getting jewed by retard small business owners then finished my law degree. Then got sick of niggers and jewish lightning in front of jewish judges, and went into adjudication/investigation. Feels good fucking up the insurance fraud capital of the USA in Lakewood, NJ...(((coincidentally))) full of orthodox, tax-dodging, real-estate destroying, melanin-ifying kikes.

>>705191568
In Tulsa, temporarily, until assignment changes. I lived in Fayetteville a while at college.

>>705191919
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>705192496
Maybe I stay in shape instead of doing the bare minimum in life. Sorry I'm 30 and don't look like I'm 12, kid.
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post successful?
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>>705193330
you very gonna respond to me.on kik?
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>>705192419
"...light squared", negrón!
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>>705193330

still love your cute little nips, what i wouldn't do to get a chance to suckle on them
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>>705191749
Call me Ishmael, and I'm not projecting, cuz I don't troll. I despise it. I'm suspicious cuz too many fags like you ruined EQ by playing healwhores for free shit.
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>>705193330
Still no pussy : (
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>>705193330
Also I'm really like 12 and what is this, Madeline McCain's boyfriend's basement? Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again

>>705193512
Yes, will now
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>>705193330
respond to me please
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>>705193330
it has a DICK!
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>no timestamp
>almost 200 replies

You never change /b/
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>>705183777
You seem so insecure, posting nudes and IQ for attention on /b/
Without a timestap, too.
What a newfag
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>>705193809
My dude....
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>>705193858
>>705193908
This.
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>>705179362
So you have been on the internet since 1989?
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Why the fuck are you guys not ignoring him until a proper time stamp is given?

Are you all teenagers or something?
Op is not a woman but he is right that b has gotten worse
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>>705193535
Here they are bruised and bloodshot from teeth.

>>705193547
Is this nigga really bitching about EverQuest? The rat-killing simulator? TOP LEL next you'll bitch about getting banned from The Palace like it's a badge of honor

>>705193809
What's up anon? I dunno who you are or what you said. Please repeat? I'll try my best to respond.

>>705193908
>newfag
>he says this as a 20yr old
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>>705193330
Sweet. Good luck in your ventures
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>>705193330
Why are you being so angry with me? I know I'm a privileged white man but I really love you strong naturally proportioned women. You don't need to have nice breasts or nice ass or even nice skin like those other superficial women who have fallen under white male oppression. You're just real and really showing these neckbeards by not following the rules of this stupid website.
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>>705194600
>woman
>right
>ever
Son...
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>>705194762
Still no pussy. Do you have one?
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>>705194762

thanks anon - so cute and sensitive looking
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I am so horny tonight I wish I had a girl here right now. My gf is in china visiting her family so all I get is hand tonight.
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f... pedothread
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>>705195211
She's like 18.
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I'm so glad 4chan has finally been dominated by strong women like Tumblr and Reddit.
The jokes and threads are so much funnier and more interesting now. I love this new 4chan.
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>>705186171
not
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>>705194762
mines the pic of a dog eye
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>>705195406
this post gave me cancer
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>>705180438
buttholes are sexy, I love to eat them out.

you just dont want everyone to know you have y chromosomes
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>>705195683
You are so edgy OP, how did you get so edgy?
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>>705195801
by years lurking on 4chan of course
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>>705195406
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>>705194600
Desperate virginfags and a troll that keeps baiting their delusion on.
Sit back and enjoy the shitshow.
Or spam for timestamps from the twiggy cunt.

>>705194762
>timestamp OP.
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op left without posting her pussy. :(
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>>705195932
So much edge, it's really, really great.
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>>705193908
I'm 32 and have my masters lol
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>>705194842
You know, you're right. I should follow MSM jewish-instilled instincts and start eating 6000calories/day so I can be a proud beautiful woman. Who knows, I might get sponsored! *teehee*

Thin privilege is knowing you're pregnant before you give birth. Shitlord!

>>705195032
Kill yourself, miscegenator.

>>705195406
Meanwhile, IRL...

>>705195788
Poop is gross, kike. So is incest, which your kind is obsessed with.
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>>705196112
How sad is that? We'll have to wait another 20 minutes for some mediocre attention whore to start a thread in the hopes that someone will tell her she's beautiful as opposed to her real life experiences.
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>>705196290
op is mean
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>>705196112
OP left without confirming they were the girl in pics, you mean?
>No timestamp given, nothing here is real
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>>705185141
A dude.
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>>705196290
consenting adults you asshole, let them do what they want
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NINO NINO
NeedForstrichSpeed
(bounty 69420€)
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>>705196290
You are so awesome, I bet you are really popular irl. Keep it real my lovely hehe. You are dominating this thread.
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>>705196290
No timestamp yet? Can't find a pen or something?
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>>705196519
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>>705196290
no amount of hormones or fat will make you a woman. You will always stay a guy, stop lying to yourself
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>>705196714
WOW!! Another great response!!!! How do you do it?
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>>705196981
OP is delivering really great bants, really showing everyone they're not a fucking loser who will kill themselves in the next month.
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>>705196826
A complete lack of anything better to do plus too many reactions not to use.
You don't actually believe OP, do you?
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>>705197125
not without taking some badguys with me
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>>705196826
OP is dead
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>>705197197
>Nice try OP
No one is this thread is as edgy as you.
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>>705197125
If this is quality bants then you need to leave 4chan for a while. Also, up your standards, boyo.
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>>705197298
Good one OP
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>>705189779

cancer
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>>705197402
>>705197343
>>705197298
>>705197197
OP is really ramping it up. Good work.
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>>705197376
Man, I wish I hadn't already used my Arnie gif. Also, low threshold of edginess, friend?
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>>705197650
One day your edginess will be the guiding light to all hipsters in the world.
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Do faggots believe literally anything that is posted on /b/ nowadays? Whatever happened to burden of proof?

/b/ is turning into fucking walmart.
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>>705196352
That's really gonna suck when you leave your parents' house and have to deal with real adults as an adult, anon.

>>705196443
Totally agree, I'm no prude. If you think fat people don't affect society at large, though, you're surely mistaken. I can think of 50 reasons off my head.

>>705196519
Thanks, creepychan! desu
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>>705197998
>Such an old fag.
No thank you, for making me feel better about myself cause I'm not you.
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>>705197862
It's good to have goals, eh boyo?
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>>705197998

How much disgusting mold is behind that improperly hung body scrubber?
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>>705197998
Why don't you want to show us your dick? You're really going out of your way to hide it.
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>>705197946
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>>705198123
Yeah mane, totally. You are killing it, brah.
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>>705197998
ITS A BOY!
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>>705198334
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK!! SHE IS JUST NOT OPPRESSED BY THE WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY WHO IS TRYING TO OPPRESS HER BY MAKING HER SHOW HER AXE WOUND!!
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>>705198515
*he
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>>705191081
I'm sure a five year old had a lot to say on the alt.sex groups.
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>>705198601
STOP OPPRESSING HERE!!!
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>>705198377
Thanks bruv your approval is all I ever wanted
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>>705198683
*him
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love that newfags have come down to "show us your dick" - the fuck is wrong with you morons? grow up you idiots

~oldfag
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>>705198685
Yeah I know that's why you keep responding. I still think you are very edgy but keep up the research on reddit and your edge might one day be unstoppable.
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>>705198722
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER, SHE IS SO NATURAL AND BEAUTIFUL WITH HER NATURAL BODY. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.
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>>705198840
Fingers crossed, buddy. Hopefully I can start perusing the rekt threads to really level up my edge.
Until then I keep responding to you because you're responding to me, and this thread is dead otherwise.
(I could never get into reddit, the interface was just too much)
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Do you think we could see you spread your ass out at us? I just want to get a good idea of how nice your ass is in all honesty.
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>>705199168
OP left long ago.
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>>705199235
Fucking lame lol thanks for letting me know anon
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>>705199393
Np OP wasn't grill in pic, either. Just random anon looking to kill time.
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>>705199512
I figured as much. He sounds like he spends way too much time on 4chan based on what he was saying
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>>705197998
Be honest. Is this a dude?
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>>705199730
But boy-oh-boy were the anons eating it up.
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>>705199982
I think girl in pic is legit girl, but OP was not girl in pic
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>>705180438
The Northern Alliance welcomes you.

Butsex is only for Latins, Catholics, misled schoolgirls, negroes (their preferred method of incest), and other tropical people's. King Hamehameha of Hawaii and his sister/Wife would have anal sex for birth control as well, greatly disturbing the missionaries.

People in colder climates have more work ethic and have to struggle more to prepare for winter. This is why civilization occurred faster in the North. Mesopotamia was a somewhat more green environment in the distant past and experienced all 4 seasons. Also it is Much easier to discover ancient artifacts in arid regions than elsewhere, so this has affected archaeologists views. Now with ground penetrating radar satellites we are discovering older cities and civilizations in the north.
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>>705181934
I want you as my wife
am 23
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>>705200207
Anyone know where she's really from?
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>>705182727
There's no way she's 32. More like in the age range of 20 to 26
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>>705181373
That looks like one of the Chinese knock offs. The old wooden finger boxes were the true ones.

>>705181934
If you're an old fag, you would know that jailbait was almost all that people posted back in the day.
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>>705181759
I'll tell you later
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get a nice shot of your pussy in there
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>>705179362
Got a kik?
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>>705198146
None. I didn't live there long, either.

>>705198334
Is that what boys want these days? Dick?

>>705198515
THANK YOU FOR NOT OPPRESSING ME, YOU CISHET MALE SCUM!

>>705199982
You want me to peel back my hood to show my picopenis?

>>705200214
Thanks. Where do I sign up? I'm trying to move ASAP.

>>705200350
Thank you. Do you like astrophysics?

>>705200803
I still get carded, sometimes called a teenager. Keep your diet and fitness up, and you can experience the same. Discipline.

>>705201011
You're welcome to post that alcoholic fatass in a turtleneck to prove your point.
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>>705202152
read the thread
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>>705179362
Weren't you dating a mexican like 4 months ago
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>>705199164
Yeah i know reddit sucks dicks. Now that's edgy.
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>>705202297
OP is back for more lies. I thought you were going to sleep?
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>>705202297
Nice belt.
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>>705202297
Holy shit
Still waiting on that timestamp ya dweeb.
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>>705202759
You're not getting it m8, this is an attention seeking thread. Now OP is satisfied for one more day before it kill itselves. It got a lot of hate and attention and now feels like it is worth living for another day of edge.
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>>705202458
I've never engaged in bestiality of any degree.

>>705202661
I reserve the right to sleep whenever I need to.

>>705202694
Thanks. I think I got it at Rue21. Unfortunately it's synthetic, so after a year of hard work it came apart and the grommets often popped out from the get-go. Always get real leather belts, the extra cost is worth it. $40 for a lifetime or $20 for a year of mishaps? Unfortunately it's hard to find fashion belts like this in good material unless you go to overpriced rancher stores and think paying almost $100 a belt is justifiable.

>>705202924
Jokes on you, I won't be back for another year or three. This is a public service, bitch.
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>>705203384
Yeah you wont be back cause you're gonna an hero cause you are confused about why you are so autistic. No one will care or remember you. I hate you for starting this thread an any other subsequent thread you start. You are a newfag magnet.
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>>705203384
Public service? Oh, please, don't hurt yourself on our regards. You won't be missed, you're just little anonymous tits, and so you will remain.
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>>705203384
Go to sleep already. You're not even contributing atm. Let the thread die, poseur.
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