It's 2016, explain why you don't have a marefriend.
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It's 2016, explain why you don't have a marefriend.
>>705174507
I don't have farms where I live.
>>705174507
I can only dream...
>>705174507
Because I don't have sex with animals.
>>705175057
neither with humans
Post some winking mare pussy
>>705174507
I'm loyal to my right hand. I would never cheat on it.
>>705174507
the fuck is wrong with you
>>705175160
That's right, I fuck trees.
Cuz I'm married. A gf would only screw things up for me right now.
>>705174507
lol
>>705174507
lol, classic /b/! You guys never disappoint.
A friend was just asking what it was like here. They wanted to see. I said "...are you sure...?" and they're like "yeah! how bad could it really be?"
>TFW seeing OP's pic.
Because I prefer stallions.
>>705176002
Underage faggot
>>705176298
i'm 51... she's 47...
of course this is all normal for you, being a veteran horsefucker and all. ride on, pardner.
>>705176598
Just fuck off
>>705174507
Do you? Post pics
>>705174507
because my gf fucks our dog instead
>>705177065
Does it cum in her?
>>705177362
yeah she loves the knot
>>705177495
What is the knot
>>705174507
No farms or money.
I would fuck all kinds of farm animals apart from mares though.
>>705177624
What other animals and how?
>>705176131
Mah nigga
>>705177804
Boars, i would really love to be corkscrewed.
Cows and calves, stallions, dogs.
I'd fuck and get fucked.
>>705178231
negro*
its fuckin 2016 bro..
Lets turn this into a zoophilia bread why dont we?
>>705175549
God damn vegans
>>705178433
it started that way nimrod
>>705174888
checked
Because I don't find barnyard animals attractive?
>>705175599
smart man and good roll
>>705178433
/b/ is too cancerous to do that
>>705178349
swine are sex machines and they really don't get credit for it
im not big enough to satisfy a horse
>>705179316
Are the females good to fuck?
>>705174507
i prefer human women
>>705179316
I would pay for this experience.
I hear they seal their cum in with a plug too, to make impregnation guaranteed.
Because I'm a law-abiding citizen you horse-fucking autist
Somebody post a horse gif or webm
or at the least some websites
>>705179420
supposedly female pigs have the most human like pussy, except their clit is right on target instead of out in fucking nowhere so they love to fuck
>>705179316
>>705176131
>>705174507
>>705179802
>>705179802
>>705179863
>>705174507
Because I went to school with a girl who professionally rides and stables horses and hers are my best bet of some mare tang. She kind of looks like a horse in the face, so I'd much rather just lay the pipe on her.
>>705174507
>>705176131
>>705179316
white people.
I worked on a horse ranch for a year.
>sucked horse cock
>fingered and fucked two ponies
horse that I sucked/jerked quickly became my best friend
ponies didn't really care about the sex, more just whatever while they were occupied with their hay
Also those wanting to try it, don't just sneak onto a farm/ranch and try molesting one, you WILL get kicked.
Also more likely than not the horses aren't being groomed regularly especially their genitalia, so expect horse dick cheese and nasty mare pussy
I cleaned them up for weeks before attempting anything with them
Also get used to the smell of horse piss/shit cause they will do that right in front of you and sometimes while you're fucking them
>>705179802
>>705179863
>>705179919
So are you a script or just cancer? Ive always been curious about that.
>>705179945
Theyre hotter than black women tbh fam.
>>705179955
How do i not get kicked
>>705180043
Yeah, i would fuck a farm animal over a nigger any day.
>>705179499
God, wouldn't that mean you couldn't shit for a while then?
>>705179986
>>705180082
>>705175549
Eugene is that you?
>>705180066
get a job cleaning stalls and caring for them. if your neighbor has some you could always volunteer help in exchange for occassional riding lessons or something, give yourself a reason to be around them regularly.
Horses have great memory and facial recognition and are very jumpy and nervous around strangers, hence the kicking
>>705180137
I don't shit for a few days as it is, so i could handle it.
>>705176131
thiiis <3
>>705175417
Relationship goals <3
>>705176131
I don't know what it is about horse balls but jesus christ they fucking kill me
>>705178894
kek'd!
>>705180276
where cn i keep one cheap that i one.always wanted a horse. great companion animals. love them
>>>705177065
haha loser i fuck my gfs dog
>>705180197
Are you going to realize eventually that you dont make a difference? People are still going to post here, and people will STILL post on infinite and a variety of other sites. I REALLY hope youre a script.
>>705180678
what the heck did you just say about me you little weasle? i bet you didn't know i graduated with top honor roll grades last year and i was involved in numerous extracurricular activities, and have over 300 A+ papers. i aced health class and im the top classmate for the school debate team. ur nothing but a little brat. ill wipe the floor with you and shove you in every locker in junior high, you bet i will, billy. u think that no one is going to bully you for talking to kids like that on here? you better watch it. im telling my crew right now and we're getting all of the toilet paper that Target has, peasent. the toilet paper your parents are gunna make you clean up. ur screwed, i'll meet you in every school parking lot and can knock you out cold with one punch, and i'll even give you the first throw. not only am i the strongest kid on the golf team, but i can get into the gym closet and will take you down with every club and stick in the entire district, and you're really gunna pay now, "billy the bitch". you shoud have paid more attention to what consequences your actions will bring, and maybe you wouldn't act like the rootinest tootinest cowbo in the wild west. you couldnt stand in the hallway and keep ur mouth shut, and now im about to wipe the bathroom clean with your head, dipstick. ill give you swirlies for days. have fun in in school suspension.
>>705174507
Because not everyone is a low primate that only wants to feel tingles in it's cock at any cost. Or a nigger, as you'd say.
>>705180678
sometimes it's worth the effort , it may not stop it permanently , but it can get results
>>705180137
I can only imagine the trip to the ER.
>Why is my colon rupturing from severe constipation, doc? Let me tell you. I was raped by a pig. Not figuratively speaking... but a literal four lagged squealy pig. I was down in the stalls just minding my own business and suddenly a 500LB swine comes the fuck out of nowhere and implants a glue plug way up in my ass.
>>705174507
MAOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get some ladies
>>705179316
morrrrrr
>>705180678
spiderman newfags don't know how to sage and just bump the thread more
>>705180913
thats a dude...
>>705178367
Mah negro?
>>705180894
The glue plug dissipates after a few days. I'm constipated as it is.
>>705180043
>is white
>wants to fuck horses
>gets mad when people call me out to be a stereotype
>throws any race under the bus to defend myself
>horses are way sexier than niggers
>those fat legs
>that pussy is the twice the size of my head
>and that foot long dick I want to suck on
>NO HOMO so it's not gay
>solitude and a half
>>705181446
>>horses are way sexier than niggers
Holy shit you're right.
>>705181124
Get some??
>>705181446
get lost cuck, you've got ten other threads to shitpost in
>>705180913
More?
>>705181446
>>NO HOMO so it's not gay
kek/10
>>705181740
>is white
>wants to fuck horses
>those arabs though, right? filthy terrorists can't stop fucking those donkeys HAHAHA
>mom barges in
>IM WATCHING ANIMAL PLANET, IT'S NOT PORN I SWEAR
>horses over normal porn ANY DAY
>>705174507
Because I'm not some fucking freak subhuman
>>705181865
and they're on my other tabs
>>705174507
I haven't found a mare that's JTRH-NBR
>>705182174
>defends traps
Y'all white people crazy as fuck man
>>705181446
>is white
lmao nice try. I may not be black, but im not white either. Stop being a dumb nigger.
>>705182440
>>705182446
If animal fucking is all it takes to make people think white people are crazy, you have NO fucking idea. Im edgy enough to think about torture methods multiple times a week.
Make sure the race war never occurs.
>>705182609
Sheeeeeeiiiiiiit
>>705182447
>gets called white
>say I'm not black for some reason, and say I'm not white either in my defense
>ironically call the text on my screen "dumb nigger"
>little did I know, I was wrong too
>shit, what to do from here on?
>Wait!!
>I still want to fuck horses more than niggers!
>I win again
>>705182609
>Americas potential
>>705182609
Holy shit I'm so gonna fap to this
>>705182791
Ay wait no i got this shitposter. Lets ping pong back and forth.
>greentexts to compensate
>brings up race again to try to make a point but doesnt
>thinks i said it ironically
>states something that doesnt matter
>pointless shit
>somehow even more pointless shit (good job)
>states the truth
>is the hillary clinton of greentexting
>>705175057
what are you, some kind of faggot?
>>705180913
Fake
>>705183245
so are you
>>705183225
how mad are you?
why don't you get your daily fix and go jerk off to more horse porn you freak
>>705183461
>asks underage b& question
>proceeds to insist that I do what I enjoy
what makes you think im not?
>>705183374
>>705180913
>>705183245
>>705183631
I knew these two girls that worked on a farm, and somehow i lacked the balls to ask them if they ever jerked off their horses. I guess im too normie to do the right thing.
>>705183597
LOL you realize how hard I'm laughing every time you try and act proud about beating off to horse porn?
ever wondered the exact timing of when your life went wrong?
>>705183631
I would ride the shit out of that
>>705183852
Different anon but yes I have, probably when I was like 10
>>705183948
same
>>705183815
rip
>>705183815
all girls lust for horse cock
>>705183852
>requires the need to be above others and laugh at them
>acts presumptuous
>despite retardation, proceeds to act arrogant by assuming my life is shit
My life has gone very, very right. I get to jerk off to horse porn AND live like a normal human being. A few of your friends probably do without your knowledge too.
>>705184095
I've told my partner that i'm into beast but I dunno if he would let me actually fuck an animal
>>705184095
>>705184112
Im sorry i let you two down.
>>705174507
I do have a marefriend. I have several and I fuck them all the time.
And my GSD's too.
>>705177564
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbus_glandis
It's the part of the dogs penis that swells up that causes the dogs to stay stuck together for 10-20 minutes after fucking, to prevent competitors from stealing your bitch and scooping out your cum afterwards and thus ensuring that the offspring ends up being yours.
Women love the feeling of being stretched out by it, and It feels really good squeezing against your prostrate if you're a guy taking the knot anally too.
Dogs pretty much lucked out and wound up with the best genitals in the entire animal kingdom
Horse dicks may be larger but who cares when they blow their load after three seconds?
Can we actually have some horse mating?
>>705182440
Sauce pls
>>705174507
remember that dude who died because he got fucked by a horse
>>705184183
alright then, impress me.
your education?
your sex life?
girlfriend/wife?
car?
house/apartment?
job?
yearly salary?
generally happy?
*no cheating (lying)
>>705184434
I prefer BJT's but ok
>>705182633
aspie
>>705184612
he said normal, not impressive.
>>705184587
but you're fucking the horse
>>705184966
true, nevermind
>>705184612
I didn't even need half those things to impress your mom last night ;)
Is anyone gonna actually post?
>>705184434
How visibly puffy are your GSD girls junk when you fuck them regularly? My BMD has a quite pronounced labia but she hides it well under her tail. I'd be worried that people would notice if my bitch had short hair like a husky, lab or GSD...
>>705184612
>bachelors
>laid by 14
>single freeballing
>shitty diplomat (lol fuck you)
>renting one bedroom
>student/business co-owner
>variable based on business earnings
>happy when not bored
Im a manic little fuck with a lot of disgusting fetishes and a strong desire to eat people. I got through college with a degree in bullshit psychology so i could manipulate my patients into being whatever i want them to be and beastiality should be the least of your concerns when it comes to my fetishes.
The worlds fucked and I roll with the punches. Not my fault. Fuck you.
>>705184863
Bipolar Junction Transistors are pretty sweet
>>705184612
Not that guy, but another animal fucker.
Education, high school.
Sex life, almost daily with my animals right now, a couple times a month with human girls.
Have had lots of gf, been married but she was a slut and left me
I think I have 14 cars/trucks some of them are my race cars not street cars.
I own a 4bdrm home on 5 acres with a barn and a shop.
I have a full time job, always have. was a welder for 12 years, now... I'm in aerospace/defense
I make enough money to have the things I want in life.
I am plenty happy, I have friends, animals, hobbies, an active social life.
>>705184923
Aspies dont believe in self will.
>>705184952
when you're a human, that's normal.
impressive would include all that, and
hobbies?
friends?
close friends?
parties?
drugs/booze?
gym schedule?
>>705185195
>that doping tho
>>705185184
It shouldn't be at all.
Having sex with her shouldn't change it, it should only change when she is in heat.
Mine have always looked normal.
Humans are animals too
>>705185195
ha, this guy paid attention in college
bumpp
putavideos com
>>705185344
I am another dogfucker and while I do own a house, car, have a nice job in IT with relaxed working hours and the ability to work from home when I want or need to, fucking my dog has made me quite lonely and introverted. I feel really uncomfortable around other humans because of my secret and I have no desire to find a girlfriend and start a family. I have two siblings that both have kids and failed marriages and they seem pretty miserable, so I've decided that lifestyle is definitely not what I want.
I want to get more dogs, but at the same time I fear it will look even more suspicious to my family and coworkers. :(
Fucking animals isn't for everyone, I think. It will definitely change you. The sex itself is insanely amazing though, and my dog loves it so much!
>>705185636
Please say thats a trap.
>>705185344
>implying being an animal fucker isn't impressive
>>705185728
sounds pretty typical for an IT worker
>>705185882
Kek
>>705185829
well, it's not exactly a challenge.
I guess it takes some bravery to be willing to live as an animal molester.
any risk of contracting diseases/dog contracting some?
>>705183225
Treat us like shit because our skin is darker but it's OK to fuck animals.
-America 2016
Shut the fuck up your faggots, get back on topic
>be me
>befriend horse
>finger horse one week
>fist horse the next week
>stand on upturned bin and fuck horse the weekend after
felt so good, i came pretty quick but, i want to do it again in a more comfortable setting instead of in some randoms paddock
>>705185728
I dont think it's that way for everyone...
I would suspect that you have a predisposition to feelings like that.
I'm not that way, I'm happy with myself and my friends and my relationships with them.
About half of my friends know about me and animals, almost every serious gf has known.
The worst reaction I ever get is maybe them saying they think its weird, and they would never do that, but it has never ended a friendship.
Most people who dont also do it really just dont care.
>>705186110
Nope.
only if you are sharing an animal with someone else. then, if they have something it may live long enough in the fluids to infect you.
But even then you're not really getting it from the animal and infact getting if from the other person.
>>705186210
be proud, she wants your foals
>>705186187
As a black man, fuck you. If half the ghetto trash didnt act worse than animals, we wouldnt have this problem. The people in the hood are demonic, and you know it.
>>705186110
Yes. There are doggy STDs. The aren't terribly damaging to humans other than the crippling embarrassment that you'll have to deal with.
>>705186210
post creampies.
Thinking about getting into trapping for deer pussy, ass and meat
>>705186524
Oc, one of my girls
