rekt thread, /b/. Extra points for videos.
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rekt thread, /b/. Extra points for videos.
>>705174097
YOU MEAN LIKE THAT SWEET VIDEO YOU POSTED? AWW FUCK YEAH, I ANTICIPATE THE BEST.THREAD.EVAR.
>>705174097
>>705174570
>>705174796
Classic rekt
>>705174796
Whats the context to this?
>>705174796
It's like they'll just let it happen to them.
>>705176211
FAGGO USING BIG WORDS TO ASK FOR A STORY. HERE'S A STORY FAGGOT; ONE DAY THIS DRUNK FUCKING BASTARD KNOCKED UP YOUR MOTHER. RIP IN PEACE FAGGO.
>>705177233
fuck I wanted to see the bear eat it alive
>>705177374
NOW MAKY THOSE BABBYS SWING IN A VID AND I'LL TURN SOME CHARCOAL INTO DIAMONDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING EYES.
>>705177374
more dead babies
>>705174796
The little dance at the end always gets me.
>>705177901
HOW AWESOME THAT /b/ THINGS I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN AN ENTIRE SHITHOLE. AWW YISS, MY PRESENCE GROWS AND THROBS LIKE A HUGE THROBBING, GROWING, POWERHUNGRY TYPE THING, OR WHATEVER BRO.
>>705178137
why such a long face?
>>705174570
>>705178308
Is it me or her eyes moved after the decapitation?
>>705179320
they did move
>>705179461
sauce?
>>705179320
they moved from left to right!
>>705179821
>two dudes having argument
>one has a hammer
>hits other dude on the head several times
fuck off to wshh and do the research, nigger
>>705177901
it hurts?
>>705180252
>wshh?
>>705177601
youve come to the right place
>>705180640
why did he do that? Seriously
>>705175154
What did you just say about Goku?
>>705177233
Black bears matter kek'd
>>705176663
Post the good taco's mate. I'm an ex-professional cook but still hobby though. Got some ideas from you <3
Literally the only derail troll spam I don't mind (y)
>>705180981
Fuck that asian kid's head splattered blood all over the ground. Is he dead?
>>705180811
kid tries to sell stolen gun to the guy he stole it from
>>705179461
niggers.avi
>>705180415
Subhuman scum fucking nigger site. Read the watermark. We're normies compared to the chimp fucking degenerate "humans" you see on there
>>705179119
Fucking savages just stand around watching like it's just another average day. This is why we cannot assimilate Middle Eastern cultures on the world stage. They're too primitive.
>>705181570
This is 4Chan. You are a Normie fucking snowflake. There isn't anything here that you can't see anywhere and everywhere else. Most this shit is on YouTube.
>>705180811
Did you see the dudes face? Did that kid a favor
>>705181935
nah youtube takes this shit down at least the ones where people die but youre right on bein able to find this anywhere on the web
>>705176663
>FAGGO
>>705181570
Clearly delusional.
>>705181935
Why do all these people think 4Chan's so extreme? This is a Normie site. It's the least of pretty much all chans.
>>705181935
Take a course in comprehensive reading ya dickhead
>>705179461
not the same without sound
>>705180841
He/she meant:
A bone crushing-hug from goku and till next time.
Needs punctuation for better interpretation it's understandable
>>705182225
Stupid idiots are living in the mid 2000&s. They still truly believe 4chan is still some special site.
>>705182216
U>>705182241
I comprehend what he said. I said he wasn't a Normie in comparison. I said he was a Normie. >ya
>>705182095
He survived.
>>705179320
that was my face when i realized that the last time i saw this posted
>>705182503
Thank you fox news I appreciate all the old faggotry you got rid of; then brought in a whole new level of it.
>>705180640
ivory hunting should be illegal
>>705182872
I'm going back to libre. This place just makes me sad now.
>>705174570
>yourgonnafeelapprick
see what you did there
It's you're btw <3
>>705180421
Someone needs to dust that place.
Silly people
>>705178924
I appreciate this vintage macro getting posted.
>>705180421
What's with all the sparks in the camera every time he shoots?
>>705183248
That made me laugh angrily
>>705183085
>libre
what?
>>705183444
thx, nice trips btw
>>705182075
nice stolen webm
>>705176211
http://www.bangkokpost.com/learning/learning-news/364375/fianc-e-killer-future-in-law-to-blame
>>705177233
I love how the bears just like "Check me out ma, I caught one"
Also checked
>>705178924
>image.jpg
>>705180640
It's called dust, tard.
good night faggots, its 2:30 AM.
>>705178137
walks into a re-bar, construction worker says "why the long face?
>>705178788 thanks for inspiration.
>>705184131
Goodnight, sir.
>>705174570
>>705184302
eeeeeughguhuh
>>705184303
Lsd is a hell of a drug
>>705184669
>669
>>705184544
4chan is the choice of a new generation :D
>>705183941
Why are there so many god damn children?
>>705184302
not rekt, but relevant
>>705182321
this. the noise is certainly a part in this. sounded like he was tenderizing a piece of meat at the end.
>>705184951
MODS!! MODS!!
>>705185039
what's the problem, newfriend?
>>705184951
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>705179461
>knows he fucked up
>>705184303
>>705184951
oh God
>>705178823
dis nigga
>>705184951
this is not necessary
>>705175154
English motherfucker!!!
>>705184951
Wtf is that?!
>>705181383
that last goy got to see it all happen
>>705184951
>>705183909
Stew meat?
>>705184951
I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE
>>705183424
It's the pressure created by the gun's report. It dislodges dust, and I doubt they dust the ceiling too often.
And on a side note, that chink really wanted to get up those stairs.
>>705180811
Fucking poachers.
>>705179461
Proof that black lives matter.
>>705180421
its spirits orbs. duhh.
>>705183424
i think the gun fire lights up the dust
>>705186828
Why are they stealing that mans spaghetti?
>>705180981
Well, he's dead or Atleast brain damaged.
That's why you fight in the yard.
post more dick/balls rekt bros too much of a bitch to search for it
>>705185572
hey!!! the other pic, thanks
>>705184302
>>705184951
>>705186983
>>705187305
What's with men doing completely retarded shit with their dicks ?
>>705174097
Gore thread for ants
>>705180640
confirmed fake though
>>705187855
wtf? oh no
>>705187119
underrated post
>>705184936
they cant afford schools in the nigger/islamic/south american countrys so the kids have no where to go in the day time and since they breed like rats there everywhere
>>705179461
Google Wallet funds transfer complete
>>705181850
Americans watch people get electricuted. Also get over yourself public execution is meant to be public as a message to the masses
>>705180981
He lost trigonometry, but he's still capable of some basic math.
>>705188660
>t. Achmed
>>705185911
says the man on an anime forum
>>705184951
It's an AIDSlien
>>705186828
How haggis is made?
>>705186828
>>705186983
>>705187305
>>705187741
>>705187855
that gonna be it for me anon's....ive saw enough
>>705189353
See you tomorrow.
>>705186983
>oh... Toilet paper tube. Not toilet pipe tube.
>>705181042
AXSE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.
>>705174097
>>705187305
This Asian is nuts.
>>705187741
Cancerous brack dick
>>705177901
Take me for a walk, I can walk it off.
>>705189713
I AM WORSE THAN TUMBLER. THOSE WORDS WILL DIE IN INFAMY.
>>705189568
Okay
I'm majoring in Forensic Technology. Any anons in the field have stories to tell about shit they've seen?
>>705189568
Replied
>>705189568
fuck you i hope you get castrated by a chick
>>705189568
Nigger
>>705190295
oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder.exe
You guys are sick.
>>705191023
No u
>>705175154
This actually makes me happy. Far more people need to do this.
>>705191023
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
>>705177374
not the same, fake
>>705178308
She's trying to make feminist arguments to the end. Stupid cunt
>>705180421
Once killed a stupid shit like that
>>705180811
confirmed fake thats why
>>705189568
kek
>>705174949
>>705175154
thank god there is natural selection
>>705190683
>Castrated by a chick
You guys have anything like this? Maybe a chick that cuts or bites off a dick even?
>>705184951
I would instantly cut your dick off then murder you
>>705192055
>>705187119
Knees weak moms spaghetti
>>705189568
Nigger
>>705192772
hehheh, i kekeld
>>705192455
Canadian
>>705192260
>>705192455
Holy shit hot
MOAR?
>>705193481
that's cuck minister to you
>>705174949
guy just got a superpower from that shock and teleported for the first time just before hitting ground, living super hero
>>705175154
the biker was clearly transporting nerve gas you can see it at the end
>>705180640
kids was bullied all his life in brazilian ghetto because of his teeth, and he poisoned the food of the shooter s father
vicious little sea elephant
>>705182846
- Sir, can you explain what happend here?
- Come again?
>>705184924
Such a shame. Looks like she's remotely attractive
>>705191492
fucking vile scumbag. i hope you die in a fire you horrible cunt
>>705189568
kjug
>>705179320
Decapitation without damage to the brain will usually leave a person alive, conscious and aware, still able to see and hear, although in very much pain, for roughly 30 seconds or so. Some time between 30sec and 1min they lose consciousness from suffocation and bleeding out, then die.
>>705193560
Nigga u crazy
>>705187855
That's flesh-eating disease.
>>705183988
humpty dumpty?!?!?
>>705196890
>>705196929
>fuck that, im not going to clean this mess up, im going on my lunch break now
>>705186828
moar pls!
>>705196890
>dat little spurt of brains
Anyone got the webm of this? On a rekt thread a week or so ago. Didn't save it at the time
>>705196890
What is that head crusher? Looks like some kind of metal fab shop.
>>705196890
>>705196929
What is this machine?
>>705177901
touching yourself in public, disgusting
>>705177901
>"Hey man are you okay?"
>>705197277
Damn! He almost made it!
Also chekt
>>705198742
On all the threads I posted it on I get different answers. Most common answer Is a hydraulic press
>>705198590
What's the story here gents?
>>705198742
death machine
>>705198843
she dieded
>>705198843
Bloated with water because she died in a filed tub and sat there for weeks
![ClcOQXDWkAE1kIt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NX62O8Y.jpg "ClcOQXDWkAE1kIt[1].jpg")
>>705184303
another marijuana victim.
>>705184951
uncontrollable vomiting/10
>>705194920
only a few of them look bad enough to leave scars most of thems are just fucking scratches
>>705195207
pretty sure white knighting ain't gonna help you here m8 cause you know she's decapitated and all
>>705196273
yeah i remember reading somewhere a french scientist who was gonna get executed asked someone to count how many times he could blink after getting his head cut off, i think it was like 7 times
>>705182846
stumped
>>705184208
all this horror
>>705189568
>Or you will die at 4:30
I hope I do.
>>705178308
tumblr actullay has anti feminists too
>>705182969
Kek :p
>>705196273
decapitation is just fucked up then
literally wtf i hate decapitation now
>>705185911
But it is not cringe thread. What are you doing here ?
>>705187741
That's fucking nuts!
>>705184208
>>705184208
whats going on here?
>>705195207
Awww, a virtue signaler on 4chan.
How cute.
Back to tumblr please, though
>>705189568
>>705183941
This one is from yesterday. Happened in Mexico, they were live-streaming it.
>>705201374
>>705196273
Why pain? Apparently you have never had a major wound before. It goes numb right away, and doesn't start to hurt for a minute or so. By then you would loose consciousness from no oxygen to the brain.
>>705201530
>>705189568
no pls
>>705189568
sup
>>705189568
ok :(
>>705176663
I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
GIVE ME THAT
s/fur thread
>>705189568
>>705199945
underage b&
go fuck yourself you nigger piece of shit
>>705183796
Why couldn't this image be of HIS son?
>>705174097
Fuckin Google lovers
>>705182846
What branch are you with?
>>705182846
He hasn't twigged yet has he.
>>705182846
I'd log a complaint.
>>705182846
That wood really hurt.
>>705182846
Look at that wooden expression
>>705182846
TWIGGERED
>>705179119
Just take a little off the top.
>>705182846
I bet that involves intensive tree-tment.
Also some comedy writes itself, pic related.
Fucking redditor pieces of shit, just kill yourself already and leave this place, you are literally cancer to /b/.
>>705174477
>>705203260
this thread is still going?
>>705193481
i bet they cum on his plate
>>705178308
what's he using, a fucking vegetable peeler? i thought all of those cartel guys had huge fuck-off machetes, not fucking art-store xacto knives
>>705198590
>when you underated the kush
>>705174796
who would've thought pillows arent bullet proof
>>705184951
>>705203673
>hurr durr i'd be soo controlled and hardcore cracking a cool line when someone pointed a gun at me in a random situation with 100% controll over myself, because i trained 7 years with my katana
>>705182225
when was the last time you saw a REKT thread on reddit? or imgur? or facebook?
>>705192455
>>705203673
Yeah but Thai newspapers, boy...
>>705198721
it looks a little like an injection molding machine. they have huge fuck-off hydraulic presses to keep the halves of the molds together.
>>705203355
that was arousing
>>705202481
you use Altavista, amirite?
>>705186828
Worms
>>705179461
yo dawg thats a hammer
thats a hammer dawg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o
instant classic
>>705182846
Woodstock?
>>705205322
kek
>>705205322
>patio primate
R E K T
E
K
T
took me a while to notice there was something wrong with the nigger from OP...
![aoXphWM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n1VfuxW.jpg "aoXphWM[1].jpg")
>>705205322
>that fucking ending
>>705204432
that nurse looks hot as fuck tho.
>>705205322
i think the surprising thing is that these niggers have jobs in the first place
>>705182075
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>705184951
Would you try fapping to shoot it out? maybe you can infect some other dude shooting a worm at him.
>>705206089
lol they aint NEETs like you
>>705177901
at least he have his helmet
>>705206185
shut the fuck up darkie, normal people are talking here
>>705205322
BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA
>>705197277
You gotts to be about a dumb mutha fucka
>>705179461
Is that really worth 10 years in jail for attempted murder?
>>705205322
>you wanna wrestle
lost
>>705206862
Attempted?
>>705189568
ahhh
>>705174097
>They said I could be anything, so I became a watermelon.
>>705191611
wow you so hard and edgy
>>705206862
>attempted
>>705181182
I think its the other dude's blood. See he leans like its leaking from his nose.
>>705198590
Is this ylyl thread? Cause i laughed.
Am i a bad person?
>>705174097
Pacman
>>705187741
his wife wanted a bbc so he compromised
>>705207528
Hey!
Quit bein' a meano
>>705201284
FFF
>>705187741
When shit turns black like that you need to amputate in order to prevent clotted blood re-entering the body and preventing circulation to other extremities, or getting stuck in the heart.
This guy lost his dick doing stupid shit like this. They really should teach kids about this in sex-ed, it would save these handful of dumbasses a lifetime of chastity.
>>705189817
>Kerplunk! - Mr Hanky edition.png
>>705207854
A lot of these guys do that on purpose to let their dick fall off.
On another note, I hope they all die. Nothing but a bunch of mentally ill mother fucker anyway. You hear that internet!!! To be transgendered is to be mentally ill!!!
kys
>>705208167
Ima make a new hole in your body ta fuck
