C-cooking with Alice, part two! Electric boogaloo!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
C-cooking with Alice, part two!
Electric boogaloo!
I am in love with alice !
N-now you need to make the glaze! Mix all the ingredients together real good!
>>705158579
posting
>>705158579
This is some grade-A degeneracy
Out
Alice, who are these losers and why do they want to see what's between your thighs?
>>705158718
Cunt.
If this post is 5, everyone will be banned
>>705158718
Fuck off cunt
>>705158785
Fuck...
>>705158712
A right cunt, ya fuckin wanker
>>705158725
W-we all know what is between my thighs.
Love!
>>705158785
mother fu-
>>705158785
Gasp
>>705158687
What the fuck are you even making?
>>705158021
>>705158579
Alice, it's my first time in your threads, will you stay all the night? say yes please...
>>705158822
That doesn't seem right medically....
Aww shiet man those biceps, they iz crazy man
DO YOU EVEN FUCKIGN LIFT, BRAH?
>>705158687
I would hold your hand and gently walk you home.
Alice would you marry me, because all I want from you is to convince me that you are a boy despite everything. This is my dream.
>>705158579
Alice what is your favorite anime/manga?
>G-guys I'm a f-female I promise
>I-I'm not a weeaboo I'm part Asian
>you can repeat that all night long but it's all meaningless unless you provide us with some proof
hey alice!!
how can we find you outside your threads?
>>705158785
>>705158849
>>705158857
I blame the mods...
N-now mix the glaze in w-with the meat, t-to make glazed meat!
Then play t-that sound from Zelda when you open a chest, c-cuz you did it and you d-deserve a reward!
i want to cuddle with (you)
>>705158687
Oh I'm working on making the glaze Alice-chan
>>705158687
what do you use your rechargable batteries for?
It's a g-great day to see that these threads are still the most popular in /b/! <3
>>705159060
(You)
ayy lmao
>>705158687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ffBTEoMUU0
>>705159024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I6VPteuwVI
I like you
I guess
>>705158995
I am available via email at [email protected], skype at alicemargatroid2, steam via Aneki Margatroid, and my chat is at anekihou.se/chat
>>705159114
M-my xbone controllers and herb vape!
wut i missed?
>>705159232
kek
checked
>>705158718
CUNT
>>705159360
let me try something new
N-now stir that glaze in! It s-should be evenly coated and delicious!
>>705159292
Can I send you Pictures of stickman figures I draw, when Im bored?
This thread makes me happy tbh. But the only reason why I keep asking Alice to be a trap is because I am a degenerate. I want to die but I want Alice too. (YwY)
>>705159292
:D I hoped you'd say that, Im using my bong right now but I recently used my magic flight again and remembered how much I loved vaping
>>705158993
This
>>705159024
Why do you keep studdering Alice? That shit makes my penis tingle.
>>705159060
tfw Alice will never cuddle with me
>>705159429
YOU DROPPED ONE
RUINED
KappaRoss
>>705159360
Man I remember being so disappointed by ss2..
>oh wow
>a NEW super sayain?
>I wonder what he will look like now!?!?!?!?
the exact same
here goes nothing<
>>705159424
Damn... Almost time for the wife to get home...lol
I wonder if alice was one of those kids who was socially hopeless irl but somehow was able to do pretty well with text.
>>705159460
W-why not?
>>705159465
Oh y-you silly billy...just b-because you like things closer to the edge of the bell curve d-doesn't make you a degenerate!
You are special and l-lovely, just t-the way you are <4
>>705159429
Escapee!!!!!! Get him!
>>705159429
Are you married, Alice?
>>705159024
>>705159429
oc, on 4chan's /b/?
i never thought i'd see the day...
W-well Anonymous? What d-do you think <4
I'll be back in a few minutes. Watch my chocolate milk for me?
>>705159577
Should i quit drinking? I really like drinking though
>>705159692
how did you become wealthy when youre such a spaz?
>>705159692
*sips* Mmm! Good!
>>705159429
Look you weeaboo slut we don't care about your fucking sausage cheese food shit give us more full body shots with that cancerous face picture
>>705159465
It's okay, I usually want t-to die also b-but it is much so impossible to think like that in threads like these <3
Everyone loves you here! <3
PS: T-traps c-c-can be attractive, don't see t-the problem here
I want to wife alice
>>705159687
It's even scheduled, although Miss Alice here can't keep up with her own schedule most of the time.
>>705159692
I have that same phone
>>705158579
>>705158686
My name is Allison... does that count..?
>>705159692
It would taste better if you feed me that with a spoon
>>705159692
Taste pretty shit. Didn't really expect much from a guy putting pictures of a anime girl in front of his face while cooking.
>>705159889
sure
>>705159251
>>705159915
Faggot
>>705159764
Y-you should!
>>705159791
B-by loving /b/ with all m-my infinite heart f-for years on end, w-while slowly succumbing to numerous knives in m-my back until I l-lost nearly everything I had, then c-continuing by s-sheer willpower until I m-made my future w-with my own two hands!
>>705159838
W-what can I say? It's h-hard!
>>705159915
I'm n-not a guy, sorry <4
>>705159915
fucking faggot.
>>705159942
>>705159915
faggot
>>705159692
would taste better with some tits
>>705159692
いただいきまず！
What is Alice's schedule? I want to pester her to become my trap chap. Might even keep me from jumping off the expressway
>>705160023
Close, but I'm pretty sure it's いただきます
>>705159721
OHSHITNIGGER
How do you like my drawing Alice-chan. Thats how I imagine you in my kitchen
>>705160005
No one (wo)man should have all that power.
>>705159915
Fucking faggot i hope you eat shit and die
These threads make me want to kill myself because I will never have a woman in an informal setting prepare a meal for me other than my mother.
>>705160005
>lost everything you had
sounds like a story. want to tell it?
>>705160023
>>705160118
Quit talking with runes, you filthy animals.
oh yeah taste delicious mmmm
>>705160120
its cool anon i got another one.
>>705158579
Anon from previous thread from the old times;
Still not 100% what to make or you. Not entirely sure if you have a complex that drives you or what, but you seem generally harmless enough. I can see why people can get bent out about you, but as long as it's you and yours doing your thing I don't think you need the hate, but I'm sure you're aware of that.
With that being said, don't fly so close to the sun this time. You remember what happened last time, yeah?
>>705159692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11PKHcWntlV
>>705160121
Nigger, you've got some talent right there, good job.
>>705160115
I m-make cooking threads every friday at 10PM EST, Tea threads every Monday and Wensday at 10PM EST, and h-help threads at 8AM EST and 8PM EST
>>705160133
W_why not?
>>705160183
N-now you have!
>>705160184
N-no thanks! I cannot change the past, so I work to improve the future.
>>705160121
lol
>>705159721
Hey Anons how are-
>>705160290
WHAT HAPEN LASTTIME?
>>705159692
nice phone.
/k/'s Mugi-Chan is infinitely superior to un-kawaii pigdog Alice.
>>705160290
I t-think you are overthinking this.
W-well everyone, that's my thread! I hope you enjoyed it, and I h-hope you'll come back for tea on Monday <4
>>705160316
so many threads; do you live on the chan?
>>705158579
Ok aliceanon whatever the fuck you are why not do it on youtube?
>>705160284
GODDAMITTOHELL
>>705160316
Personally you scare me but it's just a song.
What you are is not just frightening but tantalizing.
>>705160440
Always a pleasure! Thank you~ <4
>>705160440
Alice I love you.
Don't know why, but this thread made me smile. Don't care about your real gender or nationality, you are kinda not a faggot, OP , thanks
>>705160440
Thank you! <3
I will not stop until Alice realizes how serious I am about wanting her to be my boy toy
>>705160431
L-luckily, I'm n-not trying to be kawaii <4
>>705160479
I used t-to run for 8 hours a day. Now I h-have a job!
Things change.
>>705160491
J-just Alice. And b-because I'm not an attention whore. I already explained this, lurk moar.
>>705160440
love yaa
cya next week
>>705160316
we really want to hear it tho. post the story up! or at least a more indepth summary
>>705160440
bye bye
>>705160590
M-my pleasure!
>>705160606
I'm n-not a girl.
>>705160626
S-see you then!
>>705160628
Y-you should have been there <4 It happened all on /b/
Might I suggest you lurk moar?
>>705160005
But should i quit smoking pot?
>>705160495
don't worry, we got more
>>705160609
fuck lurking im stroling on random 4c shit and i saw this shit so i decided to join for the first time in this thread
>>705160720
N-not a boy, sorry.
>>705160609
>not an attention whore
Wow you made my night thank you for the life holy shit
>>705160720
godammit anyone got the story then?
>>705160720
>I'm n-not a girl.
lol
>>705160720
>Might I suggest you lurk moar?
OH SHIT
>>705160805
Y-you are very welcome <4 Just s-speaking the truth.
>>705160756
Yes. Smoking is v-very bad for your lungs.
vape instead!
Either way i am close lol
if alice doesnt reply im offing myself tonight
>>705160855
See
>>705160803
too slow idiot
>>705160803
goodnight Alice
Have a great weekend Alice, I love you with a femmy pee pee. (n_n)
>>705160720
>Lurk moar
#Shotsfired
>>705160917
I w-would recommend against that.
>>705160887
can i get a personalized goodbye yeah kk? :DDDDddddDd
>>705160609
>L-luckily, I'm n-not trying to be kawaii <4
Cook with AK next time then.
>>705160887
>vape instead!
Into the trash it goes. Beyond redemption.
>>705158907
LOL
>>705160797
I-I'm so sorry...again
>>705160983
thanks for making me not die, goodnight Alice
>>705161020
T-this is my vape; it's a m-medical device, unlike anything else you are using, and d-does not damage lungs.
So, you know, do your research.
Okay, now that she's gone, I need to let you guys know something. I have a HUGE crush on Alice and I can't hold back from visualizing us having a perfect relationship. It just seems like there is no other girl out there that even compares to the amazingness of Alice. I'm too shy to try and introduce myself to her, I might fuck everything up. help guys
>>705161123
OOOOHHH NOOOOOO
>>705161020
she means vape weed, not mouth fedora vape
>>705161010
Of c-course! *wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes gently* G-good night, m-my love <4
Alice tell me why i should not kill myself
>>705161265
I'm n-not gone, silly.
>>705161285
S-see? This man g-gets it.
>>705161308
G-give me more Anonymous; why d-do you want to?
>>705160887
How bad is vaping, still? Or is i-it not at all?
>>705161265
Ask her to be your trap chap.
>>705160005
nice filename my friend
>>705161391
V-vaping THC isn't p-particularly harmful, according t-to three medium scale s-studies.
>>705161298
I love you A-Alice
>>705161298
awww luv u 2 bae <3
>>705161485
I l-love you too <4
>>705161267
Can you ever forgive me?
>>705158579
pedos
>>705159429
Dude that looks gross as fuck.
>>705160887
Your threads just make me happy inside. Not sure why. Doesn't matter what you make.
>>705161474
I g-guess it would be a choice if I didn't live in a country that outright bans i-it.
:<
>>705161534
disgusting pigu-doggu arice
>>705161765
Y-you know there is a little X in the right hand corner y-you can click if you d-don't like a thread.
Feel free to make use of it.
>>705161378
>23
>Live with parents
>Bipolar, possible Asperger's
>NEET
>No degree
>No interests
>No friends
>No gf
>No hope
Becoming an hero seems logical.
Is this a cringe thread?
Thank you, Alice.
8-0
I missed Alice's thread! I want to cry now. Alice is literally the best thing on channel 4.
>>705161265
>>705161378
See that? I fucked up before Alice even got my name. It is truly better to be dead than to live with this shame.
alice are you russian?
>>705161972
...W-what? How does that follow?
You are 23; you have the whole rest of your life (expected to be somewhere around 55 years) to figure out the stuff you are complaining about.
Don't throw away your whole life because it currently isn't what you expected; work to change it into what you want!
You can do it Anonymous; I believe in you!
>>705161905
>closing my browser for cancer
The fuck did you say to me you stuttering faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
>>705161564
i don't know anon...
that was...
all the milk we had...
maybe we need some time apart, meet new people... you know
>>705162082
Korean and J-japanese <4
>>705162192
I said if you don't like it, leave.
hey alice,
im trying to join your chat. how do i make an account?
>>705162361
Just type in a name and hit log in
Oh yeah, Alice.
My brain damage is pretty much confirmed. In case you care.
Maybe shouln't post that here though.
How is you?
>>705162361
You're given one if seen fit.
>>705162233
B-But we never even had our first kiss...
Been a while, trying something new alice?
>>705162535
I f-fit in this outfit better!
>>705162272
You aren't even a real girl.
>>705162666
P-pretty sure my vagina cares to differ.
>>705162272
Dear Alice. He likes the attention, even though he's being negative. Don't take him too seriously. If he didn't enjoy talking with you, he would not be here. Just be careful not to give him all your attention. There are many fans here who are here to give praise and positive attention to you. Don't forget about us.
>>705162773
Got any proof this vagina you're talking about even exists? Ha! I think not!
>>705162773
why are you single? If you are,,,
>>705162823
Shut up, you're just licking Alice's ass.
>>705162626
its because youre fat.
>>705162773
>my mutilated jew dick is a vag
Drop cooking immediately. That's some stand-up comedian level of hilarity. How can one autist be this delusion?
>>705163011
I-is that a bad thing?
I-i would d-do that r-right now.
>>705162900
I d-do, right between my legs <4
>>705162939
Because Anonymous is the one I love, of c-course <4
>>705162823
W-well, be sure to visit me on Monday then <4
>>705163031
I've h-had a vagina since birth, but try harder <4 I'm sure after five years of hearing the exact same jokes and jabs that you'll be t-the one to actually do damage to my oh so delicate sensibilities!
I'm going to go take a shower and get to bed; I might be around this weekend, but I will definitely be back Monday at 8AM for my help thread, and at 8-10PM for my tea thread <4
With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice
>>705163261
>it thinks its "transition" was a "birth"
holy shit my fucking side
>>705163248
You've been doing that for a while now, so, pathetic lame yadda yadda blah blah blah.
>>705163261
Ah.
I was late to everything.
Take care!
>>705162823
>>705163261
HAHAHAHA, proof that "nice guys" finish last. She's so busy responding to assholes, she's ignoring you. Lesson: Be an asshole.
lol Alice ily
>>705163261
>With that being said, don't fly so close to the sun this time. You remember what happened last time, yeah?
what did they mean by this?
>>705163420
you realize her name, address, and all sorts of dox have been posted confirming she is a girl right
>>705163622
Alpha.
>>705163682
sauce on the story behind it?
>>705163747
she doxxed herself five years ago to show her resolve and that she would never back down from her fight to help Anonymous
>>705163858
surely someone must have a screencap?
>>705163985
Alice had it on her own website, in her archive.
Not sure of the link though
>>705163985
OG from her 2011 threads here. Not her dox anymore, she now lives in NYC so this should be safe to post.
>>705163682
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove it kiddo.
>>705164192
it was verified by people who went and saw her tardo
>>705164172
>So this should be safe to post
cuck
>>705164192
She's part of 4chan for ages now, where have you been, newfriend?
>Was busy cleaning my room all night
>Still not done
>Didn't get to spend any time with friends at the shrine
;_;
>>705158579
Wait, is this the same Alice who would always talk about bread, bread, delicious bread years ago?
is this her?
http://bunbunmarunews.blogspot.co.nz/2011/05/alice-margatroid.html
>>705164249
>it is because I say
Nice
>>705164348
Avoiding cancer, unlike you newfag.
>>705159692
It's weirding me out that your apartment has the EXACT same layout, cabinetry, and counter tops as my brother's.
Position of the stove and microwave, brand of stove, position of sink, depth of cabinets, color of cabinets, cabinet handles,... it's the same fucking apartment
That said, no burn marks. Not Alice / 10
>>705164674
>same birthday as mine
yeah it is.
>>705164801
>Avoiding cancer
Don't you think you're doing it poorly? You replied upon being called newfag.
>>705164801
no it is because it is. gg
>>705164811
alice has skin grafts, tardo.
>>705164811
We need to find the architect so we can track her down.
>>705165140
she lives on long island if that helps
>>705165000
>Don't you think you're doing it poorly? You replied upon being called newfag.
Holy fuck this projecting. Go to bed kiddo.
>>705165042
>it is because it is
wew lad that circular logic
>>705165297
it isn't circular. its basic set theory: identity operation.
x = x
Learn some fucking logic, tardo
>>705165279
How can you back this up?
I prefer Alice's mom.
>>705165419
>it isn't circular. its basic set theory: identity operation.
>x = x
>Learn some fucking logic, tardo
So tell me lad, since you strike me as the type of person to take an online assessment of how far you are along the autism spectrum, where do you fall?
also
>logic
Where is your proof lad?
>>705165810
get the fuck out cancer
>>705165914
Just gave it, and the only one who can diagnose that sort of thing is a doctor
I notice you didn't speak on the actual basic underpinnings of logic so I'm gonna assume you don't know how it actually works
>>705165953
>Cancer
m8 do you know where you are? You were pretty hypocritical there.
love Alice's heart and hearts <4 see you monday!
>>705165953
How do you plan on carrying me out, friend?
>>705166147
I'm not your friend, cancer
>>705166240
I ain't cancer, pal.
