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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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thank u op let her be hot
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shit at this point ill fuckin try anything
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No
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woah no way sick
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Wow
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>>705154478
I hope pic is related
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My wife's gonna be pissed!
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>>705154478
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>>705154478
if dubs then she won't be black
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Pls
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Name of her?
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op i hope you know what i like
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Bless u op
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Well...
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>>705154478
thanks
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thx Op
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reply
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>>705154478
>>705154526
Than you op let here be real
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x see you soon baby
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Pappa needs a brand new bag
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I doubt it.
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>>705154478
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Ok
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nigger
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Damn I wish
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>>705154544
>>705154588
>>705154622
>>705154644
>>705154700
what the hell is going on?!?
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Plz
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rolling
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wow i cant wait!!
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YEE FREE GF
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>>705154478
It's worth a shot
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can't risk that shit
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I've never had one so I don't know what I would even do with her. She would probably just get bored of me and walk away and never come back, leaving me waiting for another thread like this.
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replying
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k
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>>705154877
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>>705154478
Gimme my gurl.
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>>705154478
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>>705154911
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>>705154478
TwT
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my gf just dumped me accusing me of fishing on craigslist
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tomorrow eh?
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Cause why the fuck not?
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>>705154478
I doubt that very much
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>>705154863
The magic of puss
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lel
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>>705154478

That'd be dope.
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>>705155001
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praise op
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Come on OP give me a hot chick
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>>705154478
please god
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>>705155036
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Sweet
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mmhmm sure thing
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Had my chance today and I blew it :) end me already
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>>705155053
classic
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>>705155108
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Op is ghey
But me? No way!
Anything you say means you're a faggot today
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but I'm gay
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This is the most effort I've put into finding a gf in years
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>>705155130
hopefully this post gives you a second chance
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>>705154478
Pls
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better work op
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>>705155154
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>>705154478
Let her be hot
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r0ll
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>>705155179
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Pls
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No way.
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Wife is going to be piiiiiiiiiissed.
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>>705154478
Hell yeah
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please...
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That time when you desperate
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eh cant see why not
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Cock
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Hope so
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Not gonna happen
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cool
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Help me!
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hiya xdWWE"··"dte
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Gibe de pusi b0ss
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Well I don't plan on leaving my house tomorrow so good luck, universe
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but i dont want one
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:'D a friend would be enough but thanks!
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She will be sexy I hope
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kek
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>>705154478
This better work
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>>705154478
I don't believe you.
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>>705154478
If dubs itrs true
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>>705154478
GUARANTEED FUCKING REPLIES
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>>705154478
Whatever
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Hi
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>>705154478
I hope not. I don't want a fucking GF. No woman no cry.
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Bless you op
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pls pls
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You a liar :'(
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But I'm gay
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Pls
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>>705154478
pic related
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>>705155460
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>>705154478
i hope my wife wont mind
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Let's do this. Current girlfriend is lame.
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>>705155399
i'll be your friend /b/ro
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>>705154478
I'm desperate.
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I aint got no love for no bitch

I aint got love for no hoe
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This better work
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Op is our savior
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>>705155592
Hey thanks!
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Lol we'll see OP... we shall we see...
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>>705154478
please OP
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in my dreams
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Thanks, OP.
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:(
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why not..
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good one.
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Fit chick would be dope
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pls respond
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>>705155600
>>705155622
2 doubles in a row, nice.
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What about Dubs?
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two please
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>>705154478
Is the cunt gonna break into my basement?
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>>705154478
Here's my reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDKLvRHkGLo
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>>705154478
as long as shes hot
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>>705154478
If you said in a month rather than tomorrow the meme magic would be more convincing.
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for once i want to believe
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THANKS OP IT WORKEDD
(I come from the future btw)
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Pls hot gf
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>>705154478
This is bullshit, and you know it you faggot.
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I hope she's pretty
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Bad Bitches Galore
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I'll try anything at this point
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>Implying it's gonna happen when I am an autistic piece of shit who don't need no life.
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>and on that day op wasn't a faggot
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>>705154478
Whoa, no foolin'? Gee, thanks mister!
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Why the fuck not.
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Im so desperate for doing this but shes so.worth it
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i don´t believe you...
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sure, ill bite
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>>705154478
Give me another
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Thanks a bunch mate. Fingers crossed that she has tattoos
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I hope so
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>>705154478
.
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Why not
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well, fuck it
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>>705155777
trips so if this doesn't happen then this meme is bullshit
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there's a girl i've been eyeing, don't fucking disappoint
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>>705154478
plz be blue eyed blonde
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>>705154478
Already have a gf can I trade her in for a new one?
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fdsafda
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>>705154478
Fuck
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>>705154478
Heck, I'll give 'er a whirl
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prove it
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GIF thread
o/c
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>>705154478
GF Get
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Roll
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why not
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Finally...
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All I want is big nipples on a SEXY woman
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>>705154478
Fuck it, might as well try.
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Sick
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>>705154478
Anything
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>>705154478
lets try
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fuck ya lets go
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>>705154478
I have a genital wart.
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>>705154478
might as well try
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Wtf why not
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>>705154478
i will have a girlfriend by tomorrow if DUBZ
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FUCKING NIGGER
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Worth a shot
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Shelby, and no one can know but me and her.
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lies. like this getting anything up there
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OP WILL DELIVER...
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>>705154478

Fucking hell, m8, Hungarian chicks are most attractive women on the planet. They even have the nicest hands of all women on Earth (pretty, elegant, hands and nails is my fetish.) Fuckin' look at these bitches, man. Amazing.
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bby come to me
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>>705154478
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Ey ok cant hurt
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>>705154478
Finally! Thank you op!
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ok
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..
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I already have a wife so bonus on the GF
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Here's to hoping
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>>705154478
Trips of truth
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Succ
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only because i want it so bad for a long time
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>>705156356
No he won't.
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>>705154478
How am I going to get a girlfriend on a Saturday sitting at home playing fnv all day?
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>>705154478
Lets pray this works
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167 virgins and still counting............
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>>705154478
Yes please, and thank you op.
I needed your thread magic
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Post
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Somehow I doubt it, but whatever I'm drunk.
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>>705154478
Tropical
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to bad it wont happen
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>>705154478
i don't know about that
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Hopefully this one isnt married.
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>>705156444
IMPOSSIBLE!
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thanks op
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>>705154478
SWEEEET!
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>>705154478
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get
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>>705156511
>22:22:22
>11
You sure will get a gf tomorrow!
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>>705156444
why are these trips being ignored?
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I fucking wish
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>>705154478
clarissa frfr please
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>>705154478
okay
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>>705154478
Easiest Pussy of my life
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I fukin doubt it but ok
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>>705154478
I already have one, but i'd go for a better looking one
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nope
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>>705154478
thnx
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>>705154478
well i guess i'm desperate
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>>705154478
I tried asking a grill yesterday to homecoming. Thankfully I have this thread as a reassurance that she will say yes.
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why didn't i do this earlier wtf
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>>705154923

Well at least you're both honest and realistic. I'm sure you'll go far for a wizard neet.
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Pls
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I wish
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No petite, blonde junkie this time.

Well, the first two are good...just no junkies.
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>>705154478
HAH! why is it that everytime a reply to this or your mother dies get hated upon, but this shit doesnt, its the same thing you fucking morons.
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>>705154478
I'm a hand holder.
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Bullshit
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>>705154478
Pfff yeah right.
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Rollin
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>>705154478
yeah, but what will she look like?
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Sure
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imagine this actually working
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Fawkin' ay! Can I have 2 bitches OP?
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Pls
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Sure
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>>705154478
kkk
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>>705156898
Quads* role
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>>705154478
lysol
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I'll bite, going out with her tonight, let's see what happens.
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>>705157055
Dubs = dubs the bitches
Also checked
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Give a try
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Might as well
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>>705156376

fuck me m8

hungarian chicks. who knew? lol
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>>705154478
lol all these loser 4chan members of b XD
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>>705154478
god bless you op
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Nigger
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Thanks op!
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Please
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why not
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>>705156861
kinda like me. i sent a message to a girl i really like a few minutes ago. so i replied to the thread. i just checked and saw she has seen it but did not respond. cool, i don't know where this one girl will come from.
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I mean. It won't hurt
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>>705157206
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ay
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wOw
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;-; pls
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hey anything can happen I guess. Here's hoping it actually comes true.
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>>705154478
i just went on a date and it went well - no whammies, gf tomorrow
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>>705154478
plz
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Thanks OP
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I'll be the one to break this thread. Sorry every other anon
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No harm in trying.
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Give it a try
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>>705154478
No I wont
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>>705154478
Sure whynot?
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Trying
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Alright I will. I wish to be with someone who looks like her
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>>705154478
k
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>>705154478
CHUUUUUUUUR
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>>705154478
thanx op
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>>705154478
ok
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in my dreams
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>>705154478

That's impossible
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Ayyyyyy
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goddamn ok
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>>705154478
cool
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>>705154478
I hope so anon, I'm working on it
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k
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if u lie to me OP, your dick will be ripped off.
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>>705154478
...no, thanks. The last two were a shit to deal with.
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Aw yis
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ill take her
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Well isnt that just worth replying for
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Doesn't hurt to try
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>>705154478
another one?
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God please im desperate
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really, you mean it!
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>>705157552
Thats my type.too bro
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Fuck well pupper
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>>705154478
k whatever you say m9
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Here goes nothing
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>>705154478
Bullshit tomorrow is saturday
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OP thank you for your gift, gonna tell if works
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kewl m8. thnx OP
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Thanks OP
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Well, if its that easy i guess
fucking kms
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Yeet
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im waiting for you
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>>705154478
Why the hell not
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Roll thx OP
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PLEASE I SAW A QT AT WORK AND I CANT KEEP FEELING INADEQUATE
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rollie pollie
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>>705154478
i only want her.
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>>705154478
I don't believe you
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Thanks, OP.
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>>705154478
and now i wait...
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please
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Lol k
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>>705154478
ass
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Thanks op
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>>705154478
sounds lit
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>>705154478
What could ever go wrong?
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sweet
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>>705154478
Sure, why not...
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Fuck it, I could use another victim
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>>705154478
Well I'll try it out. I hope the Mrs. doesn't mind her.
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Best bait thread 17/10
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>>705154544
Same anon
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>>705154478
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Please let it be Poppy
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Ive had my eye on this one water grill for a long time, /b/ wish me luck
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