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dick rate thread
Your shit's ALL fucked up, man.
1/10
>>705148863
Wow...thats an intersting looking dick...looks so angry..
i would love to play with it tho
>>705148863
Fucking gross/10
>>705148863
Veiny/10
Thats my fetish
gross shit, bruh. your dick looks like polish food
>>705148863
10/10
Rate mine
>>705148863
phimosis/10
Op you dick looks very sick. Can your head pop out or is it stuck inside?
>>705149240
Looks like something you would fight in monster hunter/10
>>705149601
If you pull back really hard it can stick out
let's post some more dicks guys please
>>705149779
I would go the the Dr and get it looked at
>>705149932
1/10. I like veiny twisted cocks.
>>705148863
Nightmare fuel/10
Am asian
Ex phimosis /b/ro
Forgot pic
>>705149143
Kek
>>705148863
That is one of the ugliest cocks I have ever seen in my life. You should dip it in acid, then Kys lest it taint others
Rate mine :D
>>705148863
that foreskin look painful
>>705148863
Reminds me of this
streamboobs.com
>>705148863
7/10 looks hard af, would suck
>>705149932
7/10
>>705150451
6/10 cute
>>705150567
8/10 very nice
Rate pls
>>705151244
Destroyer/10
Bonus points for uncut
>>705150848
5
>>705150567
7
>>705150211
7
>>705151953
uh from the other thread 8
Rate mine pls
Pull foresking op i wanna see that big head
Wow thats ahhhhhh interesting looking cock op
Comparison to judge size, since I had it saved already.
>>705148863
are you an alien?
>>705148863
I want to stick skittles in your foreskin
>>705150211
Hiro please.
>>705155928
wow.
would kiss on with gf.
>>705156214
Heh, thanks!
What do you think? I've never done one of these before.
>>705150211
We can clearly see that
>>705156269
Anytime.
I showed her that pic and she winked at me.
>>705148863
>>705149240
>>705150567
>>705150848
>>705151142
>>705151244
>>705151953
>>705156637
These dog dicks are absolutely revolting. I think I'm gonna hurl.
All of your penises are profoundly disgusting.
>>705156637
thats mighty
>>705150451
More curious of why the fuck you're in a completely empty room.
>>705156637
huge
>>705156637
Would suck vigorously 9.6/10
>>705157474
Now how the fuck is anyone supposed to suck this?
>>705157474
how does this fit inside an asshole?
>>705157752
I take it out for blowjobs but it feels great during sex, so I put it back on.
>>705157881
"excuse the giant hole in my dick"
>>705157936
Right? Ew.
>>705157936
"Excuse the giant, dirty, stinky whole between my legs."
>>705157936
*Hole
rate da me peepee
>>705156391
9/10
Mmmm
>>705157474
You doing anything tonight?/10
rate pls
>>705158198
0/10 nasty dog dick.
>>705158121
>>705156214
Same statement goes to you. Big time
>>705158310
wtf is a dog dick
First time postin in a rate thread, can I get a rate?
>>705158121
alpha cock every girl craves
>>705158198
big long pink and strong
>>705158198
8.9/10
Can someone pls shop an army hat and aviators on this thing please. Looks like it has a bottom lip and a chin lmao
>>705158560
An uncircumcised penis is often called "dog dick" because it looks strikingly similar to that of a dog penis.
>>705158570
6/10 nice length needs more thickness tho
>>705158732
no it doesnt
>>705158198
5/10 ok but boring
>>705158570
4/10 it's cute
>>705157161
Build houses for a living
>>705158864
8/10 nice hands too, trim that shit though
>>705158893
6/10 would fuck
>>705148863
Is that a dog pensi?
>>705158998
Uhhh horrified/10
Alien?
>>705158570
>>705158893
average cock 5/10
How about mine?
>>705159706
3/10
>>705149143
Polish food is pretty fucking good.
At least to me i come from a polish family.
>>705161151
8/10 would worship ;)
>>705161812
/7/10 Odd angle. Would suck
>>705162046
5/10 average cock
>>705158121
manlet 2/10
>>705159978
fuckin butterfly
>>705158998
i remember this guy
>>705148863
well that's an advert for circumcision if ever I saw one.
>>705150352
>>705150451
that's still way too tight.
dick weights
>>705157474
I kinda like this one
>>705158864
that is a delicious cock
I'm a cuck/10
>>705166155
hot dick
>>705148863
Vegeta-powering-up.jpg
rate
>>705166417
thanks m8
>>705150211
We can tell
>>705148863
FUCK OFF AND DIE
MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS
THIS IS AN ORGANIZED ATTACK ON /b/
MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS
>>705148863
Burn it with fire.
>>705167235
Fucking damn/10
7.5x5.5
>>705168304
looks pretty; I'd suck it
>>705148863
>uncut
10/10
>those veins
>5/10
>>705170335
all of this is lovely. fuck me
>>705148863
That looks absolutely repulsive.
as a bi dude, if you whipped that out, I'd fucking hightail it. It's those fucking veins.
r8 m8s
>>705148956
underrated post of the century
>>705148863
>>705171214
nice shitler pubes.
r8 my cock. Everyone I've fucked has loved it. My sweet sub slut fiance is addicted to it. Helps they have an oral fixation.
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>>705148863
This cant be real dude
what the actual fuck
>>705170742
ratey rate
>>705171647
would allow pentration
>>705158998
Asparagus/10
On psych meds so as hard as i can get.
Kek
Rate plz
R8 it
>>705158998
this guy is dead, that's a rigor mortis peen
>>705171863
9/10 call me
>>705171764
8/10
>>705171214
8/10
>>705170335
7/10
>>705168025
9/10 yes fucking please
You guys are great thanks
hey fags
>>705149105
>>705148863
>That finger on the vein trick
I do that too, works awesome. Just too bad it can't be like that all the time
I give it a 0/10..
>>705167235
Oh my kik?
Rate mine
>>705176221
Up periscope.
>>705176221
lochness/10
>>705176221
we found Nessie!
>>705176845
Caged bitch
>>705177030
Well, yeah basically
Rate
>>705175904
holyshit why is this so hot? o.o
>>705175904
i need contact info, meow
>>705177325
Cuck?
>>705177945
No, just a sub.
>>705178054
Sub for a Dom daddy?
>>705178432
BBW
>>705178054
>>705149779
I had the same thing mate, it's called phimosis
you should look it up on the iternet and see a doctor ASAP, you can have it healed without having to do a circumzition (was my worst nightmare)
i cured my phimosis myself by stretching every day under the shower, water helps and start slowly . its a long process but it can be done
i also had another problem, short frenulum but im actually seeing an urologist next week so im pretty happy
feel free to ask any questions
>>705177366
iminlove/10
>>705181899
Do you like it
R8
>>705179465
Get your water tank cleaned faggot
>>705167078
Can't you see,
The faggotry?
Now you better flee,
As we've lost already.
>>705177366
Is this really you anon? I've seen this on Tumblr I think.
>>705148863
Deformed/10
>>705158121
fuck me daddy:3
Roast me
>overweight
>4.5 inches
>not even gay
Someone end me. At least I'm thick I guess.
Any takers?
Going to meet this guy tomorrow to
>>705183658
Idk, I'm only 5in and people seem satisfied. Enough that I've had two exes ask if we can still be fwb after we broke up. Sex is more than dick my friend.
>>705183989
Hung as fuck
>>705184070
I'm so excited to take him, I don't think I can sleep
>>705158998
*x-files theme starts playing*
if anyone wants me to help them cum, add my kik: nokeys101. i'll play top or bottom, prefer bottom though. i probably won't send pics but i don't mind receiving them
>>705184329
>implying you're not being catfished and a future kidnapping victim
Rate me please?
This is me
Rate me
>>705184623
Age?
>>705185765
9/10
more?
Uncut here!
>>705148863
It looks stressed out
All of your cocks are welcome to kik me fuck22999 ;)
>>705148863
>>705148863
Weird. Head too big, too veiny.
>>705149240
It looks bloated and sick and dark. Nope.
>>705149932
Weird head and shape.
>>705150211
That's not even a decent angle but I don't like what I see from here.
>>705150451
Looks like a mushroom.
>>705150567
Weeeeird elongated shape.
>>705150848
wtf
>>705151142
Meh.. it can be decent I guess. But it's not a great way to see it.
>>705151244
Wtf? nope.
>>705151953
ugh.. no.. kind of average but still not a good shape.
>>705153895
Sandworm. No.
>>705154324
Uncut? Shaved? Nope
Also small and arrow-shaped head, that's not pretty or sensual.
>>705154856
Stubby and uncut. I don't like it.
>>705155928
Mushroom, thin at the base. No.
>>705156100
Too long and a bit thinner in some parts. Nope.
Ahhh this is too long... I'll skip to the end of the thread...
>>705188510
>>705177366
wtf is that? WEIRD.
>>705177794
Horrible head.
>>705179465
Is that a sausage?
>>705181783
Looks weak and it doesn't say anything. Too bland.
>>705182337
Mushroom.
>>705183025
Eww sandworm.
>>705183658
Kind of nice, it's a shame it is uncut.
>>705183942
Weird. Long and big head. No.
>>705183989
Sad cock is sad. Flat, long, not very attractive.
>>705184798
Uncut is a no. Kind of a nice shape but the perspective doesn't let me check it properly.
>>705185163
Head is too small, weird cut.
>>705185725
Sandy sausage. Not nice.
>>705185765
Uncut, thin at the base and growing strangely to the tip. No.
Rate me?
>>705187604
Head too round and not a nice line there.
>>705188110
It kind of looks sick. Like.. a dick who caught a cold?
>>705188351
I definitely don't like the shape of it and cut, it lacks some chubbyness.
This thread makes me thank christ that I am not mutilated
R8 m8 8/8
Rate
Okay don't judge I know the difference but I can't tell what an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis looks like someone want to explain/show and point out the differences???
>>705188857
Verne troyer/8
>>705189303
This is cut >>705189117
This is uncut >>705184623
>>705189432
So if you have any skin covering the head it's uncut?
>>705189683
It's your choice. It pulls back
Rate mine
>>705176498
This made me lose my shit
>>705158998
It looks like theres a little green piece of weed in his pubes
>>705148863
cutting the circulation to make it looks bigger, classic~
>>705156637
Would let cum inside by boipuccy/10
Softie
>>705158998
Can't stare at this ever without bursting into tears, lose every time
>>705192580
Hard
Morning this is me and this is a pic at it's smallest
http://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
>>705176498
Kek
Rate me
