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>>705147364
Starting off right, OP.
>>705147920
Calling Emma watson a celebrity is like calling an african immigrant a white person just because he lives in the U.S.
KYS
>>705148601
>he says when posting a tv actress
emma is leading a tom hanks film and she sings dances paints and her films have grossed over 600 million since potter kys
>>705148601
KEK the IRONY
>>705148779
She's the forced diversity celeb.
Affirmative action celebrity.
She's a nigger celeb
>>705148865
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHQHQHQHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>705148842
>Someone works up from the bottom
Vs
>A dumb girl pushed her entire way
>Who only has a career because of nostalgia pedos with low test
>>705149058
kid just post your irrelevant and shut your ignorant mouth TOP
>>705149058
>being this fucking jealous of emma watson
might as well kys fam
I wanna lick cute Chloe's asshole
>>705147920
She's got serious man-face syndrome.
This is what you get for idolizing little kids.
Muh nostalgia "celeb".
>>705147364
>>705148561
>>705149764
yes!
time for the daily reminder
>Fappening happened 31 Aug 2016, in the middle of FXX's Simpsons marathon
>FXX is running another Simpsons marathon on thansgivng
M-maybe that's the trigger, it'll happen again this time r-right guys?
>>705149952
this deters me not one damn bit
>>705150821
it was 2014 m8
>>705150836
no him but ive honestly never found katy perry attractive even with makeup. id fuck her but i dont give one shit
>>705147364
>>705147920
>>705148407
>>705148502
OP, the reason that they are celebrities is because they are "chosen" by the people on this list:
the people on this list:
http://thezog.info/list-summaries/
Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:
http://www.jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf
>>705151138
>not bothering to fact check
hello autism
>it was 2014 m8
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS
>>705150836
i agree
>>705151138
Emma watson is the equivalent of a black guy getting a position at a job because of affirmative action and he does a subpar job the entire time, a job every white guy would get fired for, but people think he's some kind of hero for breaking the racial divide.
>>705150782
I'm gonna cum
>>705151461
My cock is so hard for Katy
Emma watson would be another irrelevant nobody right now if it weren't for harry potter fans and their autism.
Plus she's trash as an actress and isn't even hot.
>>705148560
Name?
>>705151522
Same. Love fapping to her.
>>705149913
Mmm her cute little firm butt
>this anti emma watson autismo
literally my sides fridsy night losers im out
>>705151731
My fave
>>705151710
abigail breslin, the girl from little miss sunshine
>>705150365
Damn, dem eyes
>>705151731
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as Katy?
>>705151731
>>705151845
>>705149952
Like that doesn't apply to every person ever
>>705151845
>>705151970
kek sorry about the shit waifu
>>705152054
disgusting, she's not even a real celeb.
>>705151945
Masturbate furiously. So basically, nothing different to when I wake up as me.
>>705152054
>people are attracted to this
>>705152125
Mmm, Katy...
>>705151972
She looks amazing in this latex dresses
>>705152128
I would fuck tbh.
>>705151656
If a grandpa hadn't had a dick, he would be a grandma.
>>705152054
She should stay away from short hair, she literally looks like a MtF tranny here.
>>705152198
She likes latex outfits for some reason. I like her in them too.
>>705152297
>"sexy" devil
>>705151316
>>705152347
I want to see her boobs bounce
>>705152461
>>705152456
hivemind
>>705148779
So that's what, about 10 mil per film?
>>705152627
>>705152641
Wonder if anyone fucked Emma in a premiere dress
>>705152347
I love her in them
moar kati
>>705148560
Abigail breslin I believe. Zombieland
Time to put on Teenage Dream while I stroke...
>>705152887
It's ok. I love her too.
>>705149952
Aunt Matilda, always will be .
>>705153036
Want to roleplay?
>>705153076
We all love her
>>705153156
different anon but got Kik?
>>705152248
>celebrities thread
>>705153223
Isn't Katy the best?
>>705149952
Dem big ass titty balls
>>705153156
Yes please..
>>705153283
No kik :(
>>705153406
What you wanna do?
>>705152347
Latex squeezes in all the rolls.
>>705153455
Jerk off to her together.
>>705153579
I'll join too if you got some Chloe
>dem feet
>>705153325
Hell yeah
>>705153579
You wanna pretend to be Katy?
>>705153579
on cam?
>>705153811
>two Katy fans
>sitting on couch
>pics of Katy on screen
>her music on speakers
>stroking each others' cocks
Sound like heaven anon?
>>705147920
emma is always beautiful.
>>705153729
Mmm. I'd trade strokes for her, too.
>>705154023
Definitely
Whether or not you think emma is pretty, she's successful Can't really debate HP money.
Oh and soon-to-be shitloads of Disney money.
>>705154168
Mmm ive always jerked to Chloe. For many years now
>>705154023
Would you lick up the cum?
>>705148601
>Claims Emma Watson isn't a real celebrity
>Posts picture of some no name bitch
Lol, ok
>>705154239
That fantasy turns me on so fucking much. I want to share how horny Katy makes me..
>>705154468
Please cock tribute her
>>705154334
>perks
>the bling ring
>noah
>colonia
all really solid imo
>>705154418
Emma watson is the equivalent of a black guy getting a position at a job because of affirmative action.
Then he does a subpar job the entire time, a job every white guy would get fired for.
But people think he's some kind of hero for breaking the racial divide.
>>705154607
What picture?
>>705152826
There was a fake-matt on here at like 5 am last night. He probably did. Said to ask her about what happened before the noah premiere if I'm ever close to her. Surely he was real. Nobody lies on 4chan.
>>705154468
Same here anon. I'd cum so hard
>>705154653
dude you have literal autism. post it again, you fat fuck
>>705154747
How does it feel knowing your waifu is a forced diversity nigger celeb?
>>705154612
Oh I love perks. I'm just saying the big money is from HP and can't really be debated at all.
>>705154734
Imagine having your cock sucked in that same scenario. Mmm...
>>705154860
well yea shes been doing indie films for the most part and only did noah to work with aronofsky
>>705154836
How does it feel to be jew and gay at the se time?
>>705154995
Mmm anon have you sucked before?
>>705154836
how does it feel actually being delusional and succumbing to autism?
>>705154940
Are you...?
>>705154995
Id love that, and would return the favor if you wanted
>>705155035
I just want to lick her face.
>>705154995
i love this picture of her
>>705155237
Diamonds
>>705154418
kek this
>>705155298
Absofuckinglutely. God you're lewd. I want my cock sucked for Katy so bad.
>>705155435
For whatever reason i kind of like these
>>705155191
No. Anything for Katy Perry, though.
>>705155423
Wanna do this again?
>>705155469
I'm always up for being lewd for Katy
http://xhamster.com/movies/3044925/katy_perry_double_tribute.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/4262885/katy_perry_gets_blasted_by_2_buds.html
>>705155469
can i join too?
niykee heaton
I wanna lick Chloe's nose as I'm jerking off
>>705155748
Suck and be sucked,
stroke and be stroked.
We're all here for Katy.
>>705155782
schwinggggg
>>705155921
;)
>>705155615
Always for mew
>>705155881
Does butthole word filter to nose?
>>705155786
Marry me Emma...
>>705151600
Post the one where she has the ass and tit implants
>>705155997
Would you do anything for her?
>>705155927
that's a rare picture
>>705155469
Do you want your ball sucked and played with for Katy too?
>>705152248
kys
>>705156012
No but both would work
>>705156127
Over and over
>>705156227
i do
>>705156227
Stroke the shaft while that's going on.
>>705156369
You liked the roleplay?
>>705156397
>>705156432
Suck one of your cocks and stroke the other
>>705156522
maybe some training will battle axe would help
>>705156599
then we should all cover one of her pictures with cum
>>705152248
Not a chin cancer thread dude
>>705156867
Love this idea.
>>705156982
>chin cancer
wat
>>705156807
I'll try and take your cock all the way down for Katy
>>705157059
keep sucking
>>705156999
which picture should we use? what's your favourite?
>>705157194
Sucking and fondling the balls?
>>705155786
I literally don't need boobs or ass right now I just want somebody with those facial expressions.
Makes my heart melt every time.
>>705147364
Starts a thread with that hideous troll
>>705157379
Emma is constantly doing things that are cute. Kills me.
>>705149952
That's actually a good photo of her sans makeup
>>705157568
Are you an anon who doesn't fap to Emma?
>>705157427
Ron doesn't deserve Hermione dammit
dat thong
![[WebRip 1080p] Emma Watson dancing with Jimmy Fallon.webm](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/thumb/1474/084/1474084867987s.jpg "[WebRip 1080p] Emma Watson dancing with Jimmy Fallon")
>>705157763
>>705157553
You're so lewd anon.
>>705157657
nah I do. But I'm okay with a world without emma lewds. Fully clothed emma is all I need.
>>705157851
how do you know shes wearing anything at all?
>>705157763
they always had a subtle thing going always nagging eachother but still being friendly
>>705147920
You can't seriously look at this and not think she's a dude.
>>705157938
Fave set for lewds?
>>705157323
>>705157350
The autism is off the charts
>>705156573
Mew had me very slick
>>705157895
Oh my gosh she's perfect
>>705157763
poor guy. She said it was like kissing her brother and he seemed kinda sad about it.
>>705158022
cause you can see it....
>>705158082
She wants you big and hard.
>>705158070
Holy fuck I wanna cum to that
>>705158034
emma doesn't have lewds silly.
>>705158025
Yes you can its pretty simple. I dont think of dudes. And when i watch the video normally I'm in love with her accent and beauty. Your problem is theres no sound and your mind is thinking about boys /b/tard
>>705158266
(I meant for fapping :))
>>705158025
Are you cereal
She's even cuter in motion than in inanimate pictures
>>705158244
really?
>>705158246
My cock thickens at the thought
>>705151138
>368 pages
No thanks.
>>705157059
will you swallow for Katy?
>>705158251
Seriously dude, the cringe is giving people cancer.
>>705158244
i cant see it just the hem of the clothing which goes down the middle. what are you seeing? not saying she isnt wearing in e but i cant see it
>>705158274
But her face really does look like a boy, I'm not even trying to troll. I noticed it one day and now I can't unsee it.
>>705158554
>>705158578
End your life
>>705157938
Pretty much this
>>705158547
That facial emotional change is smooooth
Btw you got that gif or webm of her being confused and suddenly getting it and gives a thumbs up?
>>705158514
Where do you wanna put it?
>>705158554
We should both swallow for Katy
>>705153794
>>705158578
Gladly
>>705158734
it doesnt your mistaking god like facial genes for looking manly. she has great bone structure. do you want a weak jawed faggot son?
heres a tip humans look human. she looks girly and acts girls
fags
jk i wanna get sucked off too
>>705157129
According to her micro-expressions in that specific moment, she's not amused.
>>705158734
If we're talking very, very feminine and cute young boys, then yes, possibly. She just looks as feminine as can be to me.
>>705159041
yes but i think shes doing it on purpose is having fun
>>705158808
Sounds familiar but my emma collection is quite a mess right now, can't seem to find it.
Probably going to organize/get some new stuff tonight
>>705158923
>Being in this much denial
Did you see the pic of her crooked nipples? That was from a bad boob job. She's a guy bro
>>705154023
she is so ugly. ugly thrash whore.
>>705159241
>Trying this hard.
Also imagelimit so RIP
>>705158813
All her moist fuck holes
>>705159164
I'm in love with her expressions. You can just *see* the nervousness in this one. Same as when she's playing around, like in >>705158850 you can just feel how she's genuinely having fun. The way she expresses her emotions and those body languages and subtle hints and micro expressions are just the best.
>>705159486
Are you big anon?
>>705159241
>Still not trolling
Sorry but not taking obvious baits anymore, bro.
Emma is gorgeous
>>705159954
Yessss
new thread?
>>705159954
Truth
>>705160104
Go ahead
>>705159592
No complaints
>>705159552
Yup. Emma is the most genuine crush I have.
