You're avoiding something right now, what is it?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You're avoiding something right now, what is it?
>>705146568
Murder
my thoughts about cheating on my boyfriend and still living with him
>>705146917
what're ya fuckin gay?
>>705146989
no like i literally cheated on him but im still living with him and im trying to avoid my thoughts on the fact i cheated you stupid retarded bitch
>>705146917
Don't lie to someone about that kind of thing. It's only worse for both of you.
>>705147496
who the fuck cares bitch we all die anyway if he cheated me first i wouldn't of cared
>>705147496
looks like mister moral man has come to pay us a visit, shoo
>>705147768
clearly you shouldn't be together then.
>>705146568
I finally am getting a job but I'm so anxious about phone calls I can't get myself to call the manager to confirm something. I fucking suck.
>>705147379
He asked if you were gay, Anon.
Remove the sand from your butthole and answer like a nonchimp.
>>705147820
fuck morals and fuck stupid moral man they both can eat a dick
>>705147890
eat a dick ill be with him till i wanna
Explaining the Google meme to the local googs.
>>705147903
ill answer how ever the fuck i want remove the sticks up your ass
Picking up my laundry in the dryer... But fuck that, I'm playing Earthbound.
>>705148030
you're not very nice
>>705148030
>complains about problems
>chimps out when given decent solutions
Life? I guess
Cleaning.
Letting my redfish marinate. Will have a beautiful dinner.
>>705148030
;) Let us know how that turns out. Mr. Moral man cares.
>>705148144
So you're gay -and- edgy?
>>705148195
go fuck a horse you goddamn tranny
>>705148248
this
>>705148030
tits or gtfo
no man would be this irrational. You're a shit person and should kill yourself. You're not good enough for him anyway
thinking of how much I miss her
>>705146568
studying ; _ ;
>>705148328
you're only fuelling my erection
>>705148466
gtfo kid
>>705148328
Hey now, horses are pretty darn sexy.
>>705148248
im not even complaining lmao i'm chillin i just talk like this you fucking uncle fucker
Vacuuming. The cat
>>705146568
The crushing reality that I probably will never fuck another human being besides the landwhale I lost my virginity to.
Romantic relationship.
>>705147900
Don't fake being cocky and overconfident, because that is just shitty. Be humble at first, and the confidence and cockiness will come.
>>705148466
MODS MODS MODS
>>705148396
aww boo hoo too bad i dont give a fuck you cunt
Getting a job
>>705147900
>anxious about phone calls
>>705148646
There's this new thing called college, you fucking sperglord.
Breaking up with my girlfriend, and going to the hospital to get my heart checked out
>>705148658
if you didnt give a fuck surely you wouldnt be here right now informing anon you dont give a fuck
>tfw
>>705146568
playing diablo
Sleep. I have been awake about 36 hours straight.
>>705146568
Right now it's showering.
Job hunting. I quit my job yesterday, and all I have is kitchen experience. I'm looking for a new career in life. Fuck, I'd even take a job at WalMart as long as I'm not dealing with the food.
>>705148658
>Projecting this hard.
Calling people bitch and cunt.
>At least it's obvious what you feel about yourself.
Don't forget whore.
It's important that you embrace the full calamity of the shitlord it is that your parents created.
>>705148733
Sure kid, what are you gonna be when you grow up.
>>705148769
if you weren't such a fat nigger turd stain you wouldn't be telling me what the fuck i do and dont give a fuck about
>>705148787
Sleep is for tortoises
>>705148922
well said
>>705148546
Alright, Edge Boy. You have nine seconds to suck my 2 inch pussy destroyer.
>>705148915
Be a criminal you fucking pussy. I've been cooking meth for like eight months.
>>705148922
that's right bitch im your lord ;)
>>705149165
Newfag, calling it now.
Suicide
>>705149255
oh my god everyones a new fav to everyone just suck my wet fart already fuck
>>705149165
You can't even get dubs, much less respect.
>>705148938
An engineer making 6 figures. How's your NEET ramen-chugging life, Anon?
>>705149324
and who the fuck said i wanted either of those things? dumb ass nigger
>>705149155
>I've been cooking meth for like eight months.
>Been cooking meth
>Cooking meth
>Cooking
Nah, dude. I don't want to cook ANYTHING anymore unless for myself or friends/family.
>>705149165
Your autism is put of control at this point. You're swingin it all around this thread and pretty much going bananas.
>>705148942
Wow, pulling out the big guns now. I think you'd fit in better in a Vampire Weekend chatroom with all of the other self-harming teenagers.
>>705147954
If you were feeling guilt you wouldn't be saying to fuck morals, if you weren't you wouldn't post that shit here
Fake and gay
>>705149461
but i'm chillin so who's going bananas?
>>705148942
at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought
>>705149551
i can post what ever the fuck i want suck a shit
>>705149323
Okay then, you're an autist or a child. Learn how to type, stupid or youngster.
>>705149691
Yeah. You're still fake though
>>705149656
and who gives a fuck? tell me, who? you? me? anyone? no one bitch
>>705149437
How bout I jerk you to sleep while pooping in your hair? You like that you smelly ass monkey
>>705149766
im not fake stfu
>>705146568
washing my dogs
>>705149348
I mug people and use their cards on blackjr commissions.
>>705149594
Your fat ass. That's who bitch.
>>705146568
Death. Niger can't catch me if I keep running.
>>705149442
>cooking
Yes, Jimmbo, that's what you say. You cook meth.
>>705149781
i dont understand your motives here, but all i can say is
my erection is complete, i shall begin the ritual
>>705148942
Does it bother you that much that you have to stick around and "correct" anons? lol
Physics homework due in 4 hours 37 minutes
>>705149975
Is... erm. Anyone gonna address wtf this is? Please?
>>705150284
MODS MODS MODS
>>705150094
Yeah, still not going back to kitchens. Burnt the fuck out. So, unless you got any real ideas, I'll continue to look at the ads in the paper and email my resume to some local companies.
>>705150284
God speed brotha. Get some coffee in you and take a 15 min break every hour UNLESS you start running out of time. Remove all distractions.
>>705150313
Mr. Moral Man.
>>705149781
I care you greasy titty nugget
Socializing with anyone and even getting out of the house. I'm not sleeping and I miss being happy.
>>705150408
What, no just. I don't understand how or why.
>>705150313
It's a tattoo dude.
>>705149781
i can just imagine this faggot with tears streaming down his/her face typing at lightning fast speeds growing increasingly triggered with each response
>>705150388
Rob a bank.
>>705150502
shhh, it's ok. Just roll with it.
>>705150565
this
Homework
Unsure when an exam is, my professor said today's the deadline, i emailed at what time yesterday and he hasn't responded. But I should probably start it tbh
>>705146568
Liking a cute gril's normiebook photo...
37minutes.. And counting...! Hnnnngggg
>>705150646
Just WHYYY who would do this to him and why is he just STOOD there!?
>>705150612
Thought about it. Not worth the risk. Not to mention, that the cost of the police would cost more than what I took from the bank. No way in hell I'd let those cocksuckers spend more tax money.
>>705150895
>worrying about tax money being spent
Yeah, anon, don't rob anything. You're way to much of a pussy to ever hurt anyone.
>>705150882
>why is he just stood there
>>705146568
Calling my sponsor, but i'm taking a fat shit atm
>>705151081
Implying I'm a pussy
>>705151181
What base you get stationed at?
>>705150882
I think it's more fun to ask the question than to know the answer. also, this is /b/.
>>705151081
Hahaha, this made me laugh. As a former street pharmacist, I must inform you that I have no problem hurting people. I've had to put a beat down on a few people that owed me money. The fun part was when they offered their girlfriends up as collateral. Got to fuck my friends' hot girlfriends and they couldn't do shit about it.
>>705151253
Because you are one, friendo.
>>705151301
Wang gong and reckless eyeballin
Food prepping my chicken thighs, oh and also telling this girl my address for tomm night. Kek
>>705151465
Sure, kid. Can I see what you're drawing there?
>>705151505
Well I have one obviously..
Confessing my feelings for my recently divorced best friend's ex-wife.
>>705151613
Yeah the timestamp is so obvious
>>705151465
>no really, I was a hardcore criminal
>b-but I dont want the police to spend money trying to catch me
>>705151253
>>705151465
He was talking to one person, which of you is retarded?
>>705151743
I like how you take the most cookie cutter of routes on this.
>>705151586
Show me your thighs fatty
My friend, because she keeps trying to find out why I'm posting depressing and suicidal stuff
>>705151921
On what? You don't want to rob something because the police would spend money on it, but then your a gangster?
>Either complete retard replied to wrong post or edgy wannabe
>>705151907
Well, we're on /b/. So, that makes both of us autistic as fuck.
>>705151907
>>705151743
I am only one person who is retarded? I have far to when I was a criminal.
>>705147768
>wouldn't of
Kill yourself
>>705152059
I provided a service. People I knew wanted drugs, I gave them drugs and the wouldn't have to worry about being shorted/robbed.
The people in the bank, I have nothing to do with.
So, you can cut the shit on the aggressive attacks. It won't go anywhere.
>>705152184
Seriously, anon. Read the replies. You're making yourself look even worse.
>>705152222
That also bothered me but didn't want to say anything lol
>>705152059
Eat my ass baby.
A whole lot of things actually:
> Paying a speeding ticket.
> Lighting candles for Shabbat (inb4 ZOG or some shit)
> Calling a therapist to schedule an appointment.
> Texting back a couple of friends and this girl who's dtf.
> Jerking off.
> Taking my post-work shower.
Sleep.
>>705152283
>>705152184
>>705151613
>I was talking to one anon. Now I have a girl, a wannabe gangster, and a retard talking to me.
>>705152337
Your are making yourself looking worse. How many you think of I am?? Post I was am drug deller.
>>705152384
That's a cool picture, friendo. To bad it's not you since I'm not seeing a timestamp.
>>705152517
umadbro?
>>705152610
What the fuck even, mane? You're doing this on purpose.
>>705152733
Yes
this thread
>>705152733
Awesome
>>705152517
Your are girl retarded drug dealer fella. Callin me nams is makes you a dick head fucker boy
>>705152517
All of us carry a strap nigga. Best stay back. We Dat girl tard drug slangin gang bitch
>>705152966
Tits or gtfo
>>705146568
getting a job
>>705147900
this is me 100% anon. Don't worry, it get's eassier over time. You start to warm up to the impersonal nature of working
>>705152744
Your doing this on purpose bitch. Think I can post at you?? I can do I want this is 4chan amd I can be here k
>>705152667
You think I'm cute? Lol
>>705153203
Alex?
>>705153727
N-No...
>>705153713
Come at me faggot
Telling my mom the reason why I came home from school crying
>>705153778
Kevin?? How's it goin pal? How's kara?
>>705153190
Why??
>>705154131
Dude...it's Jamal, and Karaquanda is dead
>>705154276
Oh sorry to hear but I don't know a Jamal. I don't associate with your kind but I wish you well. Peace out dawg
>>705154610
