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Bootlegs
oh dear i love these threads
my favorite one
>>705140957
shitty shoop
>>705140843
Who or what is on the left?
>>705142560
power ranger is my guess
>>705140843
>sense of right alliance
>shrek
>$13
These are big guys
Turkish Star Wars is my favorite.
>>705141841
aw snap, pretty sure i had the lion guy at thefar left end there
>>705143109
nooo they captured Sludger!
>>705140843
Is that the fucking car from Cars?
This is one of those evil toys that comes out to fool old people into buying it because the grandchildren wanted that new game system thingy.
>>705143042
that calculator
>>705143597
It gets better. Here's Thomas the Gundam Engine.
This is totally what people want.
Its-a-me brez lert yer
Robert Cop is a classic.
Fishing and river fun spiderman.
ehrmagerd sermpsons
You get more stuff in the box and that makes it a better deal for parents, even if the toy itself doesn't make sense.
>>705144331
Gotta get that money and REALLY whore out the brand.
Bitches don't know about my karate farmer
>>705142692
i need shit
>>705140843
>>705144418
i'd buy that
More Turkish Star Wars. Just goes to show the turks had no clue what Star Wars was supposed to be about.
>>705143358
>brick
>handsome appearance
>>705143112
That's Kraven, he killed Spiderman once. Look at the name on the box.
say what you will, but all of those are fucking creative when it comes to evading copyrights
>>705143042
Omg the old school calculator used... Top kek
>>705145095
very very few of these are evading copyright
>>705142909
>>705141841
Imagine growing up with these toys then seeing the movies and being confused about missing characters and new additions to your knowledge.
>>705144632
Hehe
>>705144882
Holy ashtray it's head man!
>>705145355
People probably saw the show first at some point and then begged their piss poor parents to buy them some of the toys. Parents saw a cheaper alternative to save some cash and the kid grows up hating them for it.
>>705145019
I didn't know Ryu can be this sexy. What a stud!
>>705144188
haha, its fucking the redneck spider twins. just needs the spider buggy to race away from sheriff jameson and big boss kingpin.
>>705145614
as if he'd fuck anyone but Ken
Here is the story of reluctant hero.
They always make spiderman so fucking lame in the knock offs. I wish he could just be Robert Cop cool.
>>705145558
>Waverace?
>Daytona USA?
>Fucking SW Episode 1 spaceship?????
>>705145834
Oh shit they made a Reluctant Hero 2? Da fuck? He has shoes? Man that takes away the purpose of reluctant heros whole schtick.
>>705142740
I had one of those as a kid... I remember pretending all the passengers would fall out and die when it transformed
more knock off vidya games.
>>705146139
eh he's one of those heroes, the kids will get the point. It won't come across as lazy or anything.
You really can't beat the polystation for quality.
>>705142740
Would buy/10
backpacks always seem the laziest. I guess it's because they're easier to make.
>>705144735
spoiler alert
>>705144314
I think you'll find thats the Simpsonsns
Liquify your friends and turn them into delicious beverages.
>>705144576
door ladder actually looks pretty cool i will admit
>>705143190
This was actually on SyFy channel a couple of months ago.
>>705144188
These weren't bootlegs. They were a legitimate release. I remember seeing them as Toys R Us and being completely baffled.
>>705147431
Was it worth watching?
>>705145095
Faggot
>>705146511
Shit everyone has the fucking Dragon Shield.
That's actually pretty cool, I'd buy that.
>>705143190
it's a legit movie. in general it's so called mockbuster.
>>705147729
>>705147527
No, not even ironically
>>705147036
That's a 90's Brazilian version of black kamen rider.
Lazy poor-kid star wars figures.
>>705147354
HL3 when?
>>705148154
>>705147853
Half life 3 now!
>>705146511
I've had dozens of these in my childhood, poor as fuck.
>>705144237
>when the red ring is caused by lack of lube
>>705147214
>DENNIS
amazing
>>705147853
>>705148273
Holy shit. Looks like an exciting day of Gordon Freeman in meetings at the office.
>>705147527
>implying I wasted 120+mins of my life...
>I'd rather watch pic related
>>705144882
they ripped off the special effect shots and added their own actors and story. you used to be able to watch it on youtube, its hilarious
Your grandparents don't give a shit what you want. This was 20 dollars on sale and you're going to pretend to like it. I don't care if it's the real thing, when grandma comes you better act happy!
>>705148346
Top kek
>>705147214
.....Dennis.
Some kid probably received something like this unironically and it hurts to think about.
Just as good as the real thing.
I live in Vietnam. Place is a goldmine for this shit.
>>705148773
I like this
>>705147012
our turn bub
>>705148472
Well at least they took the time to.... you know... hand paint the socks.
>>705148808
only quality weed my friend
>>705148927
>getting this for christmas
>>705149054
why is he the forbidden one ?
>>705149260
amazingly still on sale at my local wilkinson
>>705149383
id like to see a solo with this one
>>705144237
>roter
>Micro Chin Co.
>>705149579
Real talk
>>705144314
THIS SHOULD BE A MEME
>>705149725
lol stage 2
>>705140957
kunuckles
Posting these consoles kills me. It's a way for grand parents to NEVER have to do their homework and pretend like they don't know. 20 bux and a fuck you to the grand kids. "grandma bought that console you kids like."
>opens box
>god fucking damnit
>"Thank your grandparents kids!"
>...thanks grandma...
>>705150069
topkek
>>705149131
You found the Game Child!
>>705149783
>>705142692
the obama gets me every time
senic
>>705150204
lol imagine going to a tournament with those
>>705150428
british supermarkets are full of shit like this
>>705150428
funny, this is
>>705147354
what the fuck even is that? gaben shorts?
>>705143501
The 4 words on the right are "Exelence, Excite, Enjoy, Hospitality".
I really don't get that last one...
>>705145834
>mfw he has no shoes
>>705150742
What's tragic is that is a person that is making the best of a bad situation.
>"grandma got you some cards to go with your polystation game console she bought you for your birthday"
>you've given up on the idea that grandma knows what she's doing
>unwraps nondescript pokemon label
>oh boy! 'voiceking"
>>705150959
pants for faaat peeps
>>705150204
>>705149690
Whatshisface from Niravan already did it
>>705141497
Edward James Almost indeed
>>705150589
After feminism
>>705151610
No his wife solo'd him.
>>705150789
The difference is that the stuff in China will probably kill you, or mutate your future children.
Unfortunately I don't think I have anymore left, but I remember at my local flea market they sold bootleg pokemon cards at this one, "everything at low prices" booth. Me and my sister unannounced bought a pack or two. I think some of my favorites were "Demigod Ice Angel (regice) Cacoon (Kakuna) and Pikachu (unchanged).
>>705148472
Gypco. KEK.
>>705150994
I want 'Yoda's, Butter, it's not."
>>705148129
>vs the cock
>48 in 1
kek
>>705148773
Complete with pornstash.
Oi it's 7 bong
>>705151677
I've always want to play this.
Originally the jungle book
>>705148773
>Superhand
>>705150656
ULTRA SEX
>>705143501
Whoa...
>>705149166
kek, this one got me
>>705144331
That Jew smells money...
>>705152579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apKA8oohxGE
>>705144541
This one doesn't have "Peach Travis"
>>705143710
>The WALL-E eyes on the logo
>>705144698
Now this is actually an improvement...
>>705145748
Need
>>705146092
Underrated post
>>705152696
>comic sans
really?
>>705145834
Reluctant hero 3 was the best
In that one the reluctant hero wears a sandwich board that says "I hate niggers"
>>705141841
I don't see the what's wrong here
>>705140843
https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>705149383
let me play you the sound of my people..... pew pew pew
>>705144698
>opthomasprime
>>705147214
Dennis the Men- oh I get the joke now. Verry funry I raff hard
>>705140843
>Shrek
My sides are gone.
>>705147354
LONG D GABEN
>>705154134
>Winner
that looks way too legit to be a bootleg tho
>>705146462
>It's just not a game anymore
I really wanna know what you actually get when you buy one of these fake systems...
>>705147012
The Robert Cop toy line is going to shit...
>>705149054
This brings back memories of these circulating around at school cause everyone went to the same flea market and bought a ton.
Good times..
These russian bootleg games are insane
>>705154463
Angry grand kids.
>>705149306
I'll call the copyright people...
>>705144576
Wise Puppet
Galaxies are far far away...
Well, at least something in this thread is not a lie.
>>705149725
Only extreme dorks can tell if this is a knockoff
not bootleg but similar
>>705150069
That plug.... that plug....
>>705153179
they're all on liartown USA
>>705150750
New Jersey?
New Jersey
>>705151034
There are no words...
>>705153943
Love what you did there
>>705140862
I really wish Mr T would do a live action show based off this
>>705145558
>dazzing 3d graphics
I bought one of these at a swap meet
broke 2 weeks later
>>705154414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sN8fY-0qc
>>705142740
ha, I had that thing. Got it at 7/11
>>705155916
I just wish he'd die...
>>705145748
>torah flavored
>>705140843
>>705154463
nes games
>>705145916
>>705147979
>>705156488
c'mon faggets
>>705156503
If your even lucky, a bulk of them are either atari-tier stuff or horrible 2d raster games.
>>705148017
These are licensed and legit. They're for like 2 year olds because the shapes are designed for people with developing motor skills. Try again.
>>705143501
turn 3600 degrees and walk away
>>705154431
I love that they apparently used the same mold for Thing and Hulk.
>>705156710
I even named the file so you could search instead of scan the WHOLE thread...
>>705151423
Poor ki adi mundi *shakes head*
>>705155202
>appearance of high accuracy color
holy fuck
>>705155816
that's almost as good as the Spock Helmet
>>705155006
I'd fuck it.
>>705157919
>>705144576 >>705147252 >>705155145
here's tshirt design
>>705144015
He cums in pies
>>705154144
Retardicons! Merge to form Autismus
>>705142560
Kek, wtf is non fall action? Like...standing or some shit?
>>705150204
Those look good apart from bagon's off colour, the wrong font and strange energy symbols.
Have you got more?
>>705146630
Kek
>>705147994
>Alien-Man
>Toy has an Alien head on human body
>Picture has human head on Alien body
>Because he dared to dream, and never stopped believing
wew
>>705145019
Ha! I bought this shit from one of those shitty Indian gas stations. The kind that have 1000 different trinkets by the register. Shit worked tho. Dick was throwing Haduokens for a good couple hours.
>>705143341
THERE IS A SWASTIKA ON THE BOOTLEG VERSION
>>705152026
>Hero Being Black
he sure is
>>705144188
yeah, these are legit from the 90's
what a time to be alive
>>705147994
>>705161699
If's the dude in the costume from the first Alien movie.
>>705148017
Stupid fuck.
>>705162347
If anything that makes it even funnier
>>705144698
I have this. Lol
>>705162347
eww a nigger?
time to throw out my vhs
>>705147012
>optical prime
>>705164209
should have named it Jimmy Four
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