Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705124317
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>705134029
such speed! grr
>
>>705133903
One of us should murder suicide instead
>>705133992
Et tu, bote?
>>705134029
Kyoukutie
>>705134126
Bitches dont even know how quick Kyoukobot is.
Hello /waifu/
I'm sick as fuck, any questions ?
I'll answer later, I'm gonna go for a smoke, see you all in 5-10 minutes.
>>705133632
#6316
>>705133656
Your lewds are pleasing. I see no problem with more.
I hope it heals soon, it sounds painful as hell.
>>705133840
Awh, thank you! Not as cute as all yours.
>>705133861
Christ, imagine if they got robbed. You'd be killing yourself pretty soon.
Glad everything is okay.
>>705133992
Courting is boring.
I'm sure I've been deemed guilty by now. Someone somewhere has evidence.
Nth for Rin
>>705132124
Do it, it's an album worth several listens. Pigs Fly is a pretty mellow track, I love that synth runs through the background.
I'd say my favourite track is AssMilk just because the way he raps back and forth with Earl is enjoyable, but it really isn't my favourite by far, the album overall is very solid.
Bastard, Slow it Down and Tina are very ambitious, French was a little hard for me to get into at first because of the edge but I ended up enjoying it.
Inglorious is also amazing to relax.
>Wolf
IFHY is a very important turning point in the story, also one of his most emotional tracks.
As a single Colossus is my favourite, I love everything about it and all the references he does.
In the context of the album I like Slater and Lone / Jornada a lot.
This is making me want to relisten to this trilogy quite a lot.
>>705134005
I accept defeat, that's some dedication.
>>705134172
Don't want that job pls. Just suicide only is my thing, I don't need my ghost to be haunted.
>>705133840
Yeah, but I need more.
I've tried so fucking many sites...
I'll browse for an hour and maybe only get 3 new pics...
So, idk... it doesn't make much sense... but it helps.
>>705134242
>Your lewds are pleasing. I see no problem with more.
Glad we're on the same page
>I hope it heals soon, it sounds painful as hell.
Thanks. Although it's not so much that it hurts. I mean it stings like a bitch if I get sanitizer on it, but it's basically that the little fucker cut off a few flaw holes of skin right over the knuckle of my thumb.
He's been a prick bastard ever since we got him. Only dog I ever had that I don't get along with
>>705134488
I'll do it, you guys will have an insurance claim for your survivors
>>705134282
Best melancholic
>>705133398
Oh you
>>705134242
didn't work. same name, spelling and all?
>>705134276
<3
>>705134555
awwww shit, bakas~! See those repeating digitz! I wasn't even trying! I'm a genius!
>>705134029
Thanks Kyoubot
>>705134282
Does an armless hug use legs instead? Isn't that just sex?
>>705134699
oh damn! STRONGET again!!
I wasn't expecting that!
>>705134242
I got lucky that the bar across the road is open almost all night.
>>705134615
>Implying I have money to pay for insurance
>>705134655
Melancholy is the best way to feel, too.
>>705133992
>Hatsuzuki
I'm waiting for the right time to ERP with Renge.
>>705134242
You're quite cute, but this is the truth.
>>705134470
Yea, AssMilk was good.
I could also maybe do a relisten of the trilogy, think I'll just listen to Bastard though.
Back from school now
Claiming Felix
>>705134870
She reminds me of a girl I used to like. Shame she was a lesbian.
>>705134172
Let this be a lesson to not follow the same path I did.
>>705134242
Most of the others... have already been taken away.
They did not perform well in the interrogation and where liquidated; also known as bukkake.
I do have some first hand evidence, but it's inadmissable; if you however surrender peacefully or not peacefully the courting maybe me waived in favor of outright sentencing and other devices of formulation used to convey human erotic content.
So what if you could see me know
Would you recognize your son
Am I disappointing you
Would you know what I have done
>>705134282
>>705134793
Could just be that she jumped up and face fucked you, too
>>705134793
I always took it she put her stumps around his sides and squeezed, but I dunno.
>>705135020
Just cut off your dick, dude. ezpz
>>705134990
Too old
（＾＿－）
>claimed
>>705135214
Which path would that be?
>>705135271
Hello there
>>705135263
Well we don't talk anymore and she attends a different school now.
>I'm not that love-stricken
>>705135263
>I always took it she put her stumps around his sides and squeezed, but I dunno.
sounds gross, I rather put my stump on her and call it a hug.
>>705134930
I wish Cherry Bomb wasn't bad. Which Wolf cover do you prefer, original or deluxe?
>>705135214
>only ERPers get arrested
I've always been too good at deleting traces.
>>705134555
We sure are!
I hope you gave that dog the ol' 1,2. I've never been a fan of dogs.
>>705134663
Stocking #6316
>>705134833
You are lucky. Don't forget again!
I've gotta shoot for a little bit. Won't be long!
Stay lewd or stay cute!
>>705135263
>Looks like she found us...
And that is why Emi left the threads.
Everything else is false.
>>705135486
What's wrong with dogs?
>>705135586
Can I be both?
>>705135724
you already are.
>>705135486
Yeah, we locked him outside for a few hours, and I didn't give him any of my fucking food from McD's.
From now on, every time he comes near my bedroom I'ma chase the little shit out.
>>705135366
Good question actually; I literally never did anything wrong.
>>705135469
Or really bad at ERPing.
>>705135231
Well I guess that could be true, too. We'll never know.
>>705135435
Just trying to provide you with options, man. I'd probably cut off my dick for a rl Rin.
>>705135462
Hey, man, it's your choice.
>>705135589
420blzitfgt
I didn't know Emibro left. I'm heartbroken. </3
Rip fastest waifu on no legs
>>705135486
Not 100% my fault. I did lock it but the guy out the front left some chairs out there. He unlocked it and didnt lock it again.
>>705135586
I agree with Homu.
>>705135469
I'd have to go with the original. Cherry Bomb had some decent tracks, but other than that it was a mess. I liked Find Your Wings, and 2Seater is pretty okay.
>>705135586
See ya later lovely!
I'm back.
what's going on ?
>>705135724
I want you to stay cute Homu <3
>>705135800
I'm sure you've made SOME mistakes.
>I'm awful at ERPing, no shame
>>705135589
Hey, ~Neko
I still can't get over that anime. Did you see the last 3 OVAs after the second season?
I actually liked the show until those 3. It was like 8, 8, 8, 1 on MAL.
Those last 3 episodes were a fucking train wreck on steroids.
>>705135957
Heya. Not much on my side, yours?
>>705136037
Not much either. Like I stated before, I'm sick.
Otherwise, I'm just listening to music while I look at videos to learn a few card flourishes.
>>705135821
Deep pic.
My Dad's also partly colorblind.
>>705135870
I like it.
>>705136031
Like what? Are you trying to slander my spotless life?
>>705136037
I'm sorry, I keep forgetting ur waifu's name.
>>705136294
Rin's insight knows no bounds.
>>705135775
Stop. I don't react well to these.
>>705135800
Maybe, but you wouldn't be able to know.
>>705135873
I like the original a lot too, but having to pick one I will go with deluxe just because of his bike (Slater). I dig the trippy vibes but I also like the clean look on the original.
I've listened to Cherry Bomb once and honestly had a negative bias too big to catch much from it. I'm listening to 2Seater now and the production is quite nice.
>>705136031
I will be cute for you.
>>705136627
you react cute.
>>705136550
That pic is lewd.
So, we're still doing this lol?
>>705136776
You're lewd, fag
>>705136550
whore
>>705136298
Its not trying, if it's a guarantee. There's no way you're done nothing!
>botes are saints though
>>705136627
>
>>705136298
What is it you like though?
>>705136627
https://youtu.be/iilT7vY5Aa4
>>705137017
oh goodness me, my feelings have been hurten
>>705136540
It's Shiro. Don't get me mixed up with Shiro though.
>>705136627
It does feature some good production. I prefer Find Your Wings over it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-bAwy8PCw4
>>705136942
Never said I wasn't.
>>705137069
Alright, a few things maybe.
>>705137073
The picture of course.
>>705137297
I don't remember saying I wasn't either.
>>705137238
whores don't have feelings they have sensations.
>>705137379
Here. Have probably the most precious face I have of Rory. Cutest face in the series.
>>705137560
My sensations have been hurten, then.
>>705137451
Fair enough, baka~. You win this round.
>>705137933
Get got, nerd.
I've seen these threads a couple of times now, but where is the watamote poster?
>>705137734
Would be more cute if you weren't looking up my skirt.
>>705137379
LEWD
>ship this
>captcha knows
>>705136036
Hey hey, lewd Cirno.
The last 3 episodes probably had more action than the whole series, including the novels.
That's to be expected, though. Incest ending equals tons of shekels for the producers.
>>705135821
Emibro is currently focusing on studies, since he'll soon enter college, and normie'ing it out.
I don't we'll see him around again, but he'll be lurking from the shadows.
How have you been?
>>705137246
Ok, looked her up.
From Deadman Wonderland?
What's it about?
>>705138064
I'm pretty sure I DID just GET, nerd.
>>705138487
It's bad. Something about kid in prison and shit, blood bending, some other stuff.
>>705138326
Well, I was feeling the normie lifestyle for a bit. Got a decent paying job, qt 3.14 gf, actually hit the gym regularly, but like the majority of things that happen in my life, I fucked it right up.
>>705138487
You got got while getting a get. Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2x19J9L7to
>>705138852
no way it's out? YES.
>>705138852
Welcome back Yuuko
>>705138326
>Incest ending
>implying
If it didn't pull that lure bullshit and then ruin itself, that thing woulda been at least ok, but it did EVERYTHING wrong when they went for it.
I actually went into the series thinking it'd be incest, but was surprised it didn't seem to be
Then, when it decided to do it after all, I could very easily have liked it if it was wasn't executed worse than literal shit.
And that bait-and-switch ending in the last 5 minutes was a disgusting trick.
>>705138976
Chris got fatter, but i'm glad i found this
>>705138946
: D
>>705138989
Why thank you WONDERful
>>705139219
he could be 400 pounds and I wouldn't care. this show is ridiculously entertaining.
>>705138659
hmmm...
So, you would NOT actually recommend?
>>705138735
>You got got while getting a get. Nice.
STRONGET!
>>705139335
Not really, unless you like edgy stuff. The manga is better than the anime.
>>705139330
I hope to meet him irl one day~
>>705139294
Love!
>>705139508
Yes.
>hope to meet him irl one day
Wait what?
>>705139508
hopefully not by means of his show, you pervert!
>>705139466
I'M EDGY! I CUT MYSELF EVERYDAY AND... AND... I SMASH MY IPHONE B/C MY PARENTS DON'T GET ME THE RIGHT ONE AND AND...
NO ONE UDNERSTANDS ME! MY LIFE IS SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL!
~T. Tumblr
>>705139335
i haf alwaz belief in u
>>705139597
You may call him Chris Hansen, but i call him Chris handsome~
>>705139650
Maybe some of the 12 year olds i talk to know him. Just recently i had one tell me she was a cop. How cool is that for someone her age?
>I didn't wanna have sex with her I swear, I just wanted to show her around, ignore all the dirty texts before this lol
>>705139915
that's pretty awesome. a twelve year old cop? that's like that little bunny cop! I'm so glad we live in a nation where dreams can come true even for little girls!
>>705139219
Where was it you went to?
>>705139047
Light Novels > Anime
QOTT:If your waifu was real, but didn't like you what would you do?
this guy is super complaint. why the hell does anyone actually let chris talk to them on camera like this? just book it, man.
>>705138187
Shes actually looking at this outfit.
>>705140264
I mean she didn't like Subaru in the beginning. I have a chance.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>705139294
Hey Shirobro. How are you?
my boy ko has been c l a i m e d
>>705140264
Not sure. Probably just try and live my life like normal.
>>705140053
Funny, we both left to wash dishes
I was at work.
>>705140264
I'd be use to it and an hero at age 29
Well see ya later faggots. No convos no resin 2 liv
Claimed
>>705140264
Carry on with my life.
>>705140374
I'm doing pretty good myself, excited for tomorrow. Good as always I'd hope?
It's been ten years
>>705140264
Probably just kms honestly
>>705140618
Oh, you work in a restaurant?
>or were you washing dishes at home
>>705140812
I might as well go kill self too
>>705140911
Good as always. Suppose your birthday's very near?
Yadda yadda murder
>>705140312
Good choice
>>705140600
Cuck choice
>>705140618
Pussy choice
>>705140812
>Do you want me to do it with my foot or my mouth
Interesting.
>>705140911
Cuck choice
But your birthdays tomorrow isn't it?
>>705140922
Or has it?
>>705140968
Pussy choice
>>705141075
Privyet
>>705140922
bebop what are you doing here.
>>705141075
Hi Murder.
>>705141112
According to a lot of people, yeah.
>>705141135
Wondering why you're here.(also I have been here for a while now)
>>705141267
I've been around here for a few days. gotten to like some of the people a lot. and I'm also taking a little break from the other thread so I've been here like all day today. keep it hush.
>>705141112
My birthday party is tomorrow, my birthday is Sunday.
What would be the non-cuck choice?
>>705141001
The party is tomorrow!
>>705140922
Not convinced
>>705140968
School kitchen.
It has nice flexible hours that works well with being a student.
>>705141112
Ur a cat. Picking your waifu was a pussy choice.
>>705141267
Bebop i would sexually harass?
>>705141112
Hello comrade!
>>705141267
Oh man, you decided to come here too?
>>705140197
Fair enough.
But I heard the novels also ended with that fake shit.
Anyway, I'ma go take a nap before I do some homework.
Also, damn, found this pic...
If only she actually WAS eating herself out.
>>705141346
oh okay. yeah i've been here a lot more than there lately.
>>705141391
In half that time I met our Lord before he past this place on(soon our current one will hand it down to me)
>>705141412
probably
>>705141428
A long time ago, yeah.
>>705141112
I get rejected by humans, being rejected by an animated girl who became real would be too much
>>705141412
That's a pretty good job by the sounds of it. I wish my school had something similar, but I don't live near my school so it wouldn't work anyway
>>705141666
Well, what is up with you?
>>705141666
same, honestly. keep things fresh. plus these are some nice people.
>>705141369
Hope it'll make you feel more motivated for the sake of your waifu! I know mine will in a few months.
>>705141267
Strange
>>705141369
Well I'll probably not be on of forget by Sunday, so happy birthday man
You're going to be 15 right?
Non cuck choice would be wooing her anyway, suicide or anything else really.
>>705141412
REEEE
>>705141428
What's up Nadeko
>>705141725
P U S S Y
U
S
S
Y
>>705141744
Am I nice?
>>705141666
Satan calm down please, you're antics are scaring the children
>>705141744
Sounds like something a fuccboi would say
>>705141926
you've always been nice enough to me.
>>705141992
why thank you.
>>705141920
Yep.
I don't understand how carrying on my life would be cuck-ish, and suicide isn't, but whatever.
>>705141920
Honestly, its not like I have any way to force her into anything.
>the halberd weighs in excess of 2 tonnes
Might as well put on something better to suit the occasion
>>705142043
Thanking someone for saying the truth now?
>>705141725
Oh i don't go to school there. I just happen to live close by
>>705141741
Big drama, big power, big data. Not much, you?
>>705141744
Nice enough yeah. I only come by as often as I do in hopes of finding someone.
>>705141992
Your name still triggers me
>>705142075
I remember being 15, it sucked.
You're literally letting your waifu get fucked>>705142123
>4 and a half thousand pounds
Why?It wouldn't even be effective, a pick or something would be far better for something of that weight, or a simple spear.
>>705142268
sometimes I do. I'm weird like that.
>>705142397
oh? anyone I might know?
>>705142195
Hello
>>705142271
Oh, I see. Still not a bad gig
>>705142397
Work is pretty shit at the moment.
Already short staffed and another person quit
>>705142397
It's what I use it for
>>705142464
Weird is good as long as you're aware of it
>>705142589
hi alice how are you?
>>705142715
I have always been painfully aware of how weird I am.
>>705142464
Steam
>>705142664
What do you do for work again? I seem to always forget
>>705142715
w h y
>>705142439
Think of a halberd of that weight being swung like this. Now think of how strong she needs to be to even treat it like this.
I believe its a halberd due to it being a symbol of Emloy, the god she is an apostle of.
Here. Have some new music.
https://youtu.be/Ole-zxwxQno
>>705142885
A good virtue, though I would say injecting lsd into your eyeballs is where I would draw the line
>>705142948
It's a Jersey thing
>>705142439
So? If she turns me down, there's nothing I can to stop her from getting fucked.
>>705143136
How is it even that heavy?
Wouldn't it be extremely weak or brittle or something?
How can she wield it?
Why is it so ornate looking?
What is the god of?
FACT: Vaccinations cause autism.
Have you ever been vaccinated, you probably have autism
>>705143237
I'll avoid doing that then. thanks for the tip.
>>705143481
Emloy is the god of death. Rory is literally that strong, Emloy enhanced her to basically be a physical god. Hell, she can take on a 3000 year old dragon, its 2 offspring and another apostle of a different god at the same time. The halberd itself isnt sharp at all and it takes significant effort to cut through armor, and its unable to do more than scratch the dragon. Its ornate because of her station as apostle. As for how tough it is, it can block bullets with ease. And without a scratch. Rory herself Wolverines bullets.
>>705143617
I have autism and haven't been vaccinated
>>705142739
I'm not doing too bad. Just got some food
>>705144252
What did you treat yourself with?
Thread's fucking dead.
>>705142948
Actuary
>>705144661
I made a sandwhich. We had some ham that we barbecued and there was leftovers. Just slapped that on some bread
>>705145222
This image confuses me. Is it a goodbye?
