Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
Where the memes at?
I knocked up mai waifu (sorry guys).
https://youtu.be/_4EZcX6EzHE
>>705145408
did you win?
>>705145595
Yes, yes we did.
>>705145671
told ya~
>>705145521
>>705145521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
>>705145521
>>705145872
This would make a pretty nice indie cover.
>>705146136
yeah if you're some kind of NERD
>>705146136
Thats a cute pic.
https://youtu.be/KMz83VoouT0
>>705145872
Yes!
>>705145945
Aw hell yeah.
>>705146136
Have you listened to Whenever, If Ever? It's a pretty nice album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6QEeoFvXvM
>>705144003
At that point any weapon she wields would be destroyed though, why not simply throw rocks or punch?
Why was she enhanced?
But that's not how bullets work though.
Playing some Town of Salem
>>705146263
>>705147081
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>705147075
Hello hana, are you doing well?
>>705147228
<
You have no idea
>>705147075
Alpha??
>>705147294
no no no no no
>>705145202 [alice]
sounds like a delicious samvitch
I love her
>>705147294
Just trying not to get killed, but yeah, I'm better now.
>>705147376
???
>>705147457
Everyone can hear you scream.
No ones will care because this is muh neighborhood.
>>705147730
this is more than a little upsetting, I won't lie
>>705147599
What!? Don't die bacon.
Jeezus
>>705147796
"Hillary clinton for prez and shit"
>>705146797
Well, thats why the halberd. Both a symbol and the only thing she can wield without destroying it. She was enhanced to act as the apostle of Emloy, and guide the souls of the dead to the afterlife. That means being in the middle of battles and ending them if needed. Given that everything is equivalent of medieval Europe, she can end conflicts swiftly. And I would guess that the magical enhancement includes making her tough enough to use her strength without tearing herself apart, meaning bullets simply penetrate and cause a bleed, but then her literal godlike regeneration kicks in and the bullet gets ejected. Not with any force, but slowly. Its why she still looks 17/18 in the anime and 13 in the manga. And has looked that way for 961 years. At the end of the 1000 year tenure as Emloys apostle, she ascends to godhood herself, so the longer an Apostle is alive, the stronger and more magical they get. But Rory is aiming for the title of Goddess of Love. So she will lose the halberd and make her own symbol, as well as no longer requiring to fight or guide souls.
>>705147916
why are you like this
Gentlemen
>>705148065
nyanpasu. how was your day, ren?
>>705146690
Not familiar with it at all.
>>705146493
I know jackshit about punk but Offspring is quite nice.
>>705146263
I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek.
>>705148065
Lovely.
>>705147960
Its weird, but she's cute af so whatever.
>>705148065
SPY HERE
>>705148244
NERD
>>705147467
It was okay I guess
>>705148244
Cute
Eru is here. Posting from mobile is a bitch
>>705148038
I blame society.
But really i was just born strange.
>>705148065
ren
>>705148244
you're what I tell you you are.
>>705148642
do you use clover? it's pretty good.
>>705148717
nah, blame your problems on other people. that's what the best people do.
>>705148617
Horrible paws
>>705148642
An Elle!
It isn't that bad though
>>705148776
What? Never heard of clover outside of cooking.
>>705148813
I just don't like it because its slower than PC posting
>>705148926
it's an app for mobile browsing. works really well, actually.
>>705148533
not as okay as my poutine huh?
>>705145595
hi
>>705148776
Ok, i blame you.
>>705148519
Honestly I hate spies, I play almost exclusively engineer
>>705148355
Hello dearest, how's your day treated you?
>>705148152
Breddy gud, work was work but got home and had pizza and beer and I plan to drink more tonight so things have turned out pretty well.
>>705148717
Yuuko
How's the nigposting?
>>705148642
It really is, I fucking hate doing that shit
>>705146888
yup...same anon
Melon chan can't seem to stop with the repeating digits
>>705149018
wow dood harsh.
>>705148998
hey there akame, how's it going?
>>705149098
pizza and beer? damn, that sounds like a nice night. what kind of pizza?
>>705149098
It's been pretty good. Feeling pretty tired, may head to sleep early. Excited for tomorrow.
How about yours?
>>705148533
no u
>>705148776
Yes master, I'm a nerd.
>>705148519
no u
>>705149098
It's not bad my nigga. I'll steal this thread like i do everything else.
I'd ask how's yous been, but i assume 5 other people have or will.
>>705149331
Happy birthday just in case i miss you tomorrow.
>>705149253
bang bang
>>705149434
bah, don't call me that you slut, geez.
>>705149459
how lewd.
>>705149253
Not bad what about you?
>>705149459
Why thank you!
>>705148926
Reminder that I have been posting exclusively from mobile for over a year noe and will continue to do so for probably a long time
>>705149098
Aw yeah, Engineer a best.
>Reminder that Texas is the best state
>>705149434
Nerd
Also a feg
>>705149098
Dongener
>>705148519
If I wanted cute, I would have gone Lelei for sure. Rorys mindset and philosophies were what drew me to her.
>>705148244
Made any recent progress on Ayreon?
>>705148998
I very rarely eat poutine
>>705149434
>glasses Homura
>no u
It's like you're trying to be cute and deny it
>>705149530
>witty retort
>>705149788
Homuhomu is cutest Homu
>>705149620
doing pretty okay, not doing much of anything though. typical night.
>>705149939
>biting social commentary about said retort
>>705149459
That's the usual case, yeah. What have you been up to lately, besides rioting in Charlotte?
>>705149331
I'm glad, I hope you have a fantastic birthday! Besides the 8 hours spent at work, my day's been pretty solid. Go get some rest if you need it my man.
>>705149253
Frankly I have no idea what was on it. My dad does that shit homemade and it's fucking delicious. I would drive hours out of my way for the pear and gorgonzola pizza he does.
>>705149718
GAfag and my only experience with TX is basic training so I have mixed feelings
But engineer is radical
>>705149762
Heyo Rory, how's it hanging down under?
>>705149762
I think Rory is cuter from what I've seen.What even are her mindset and philosophies?
>>705149818
Why so sad nano?
>>705150079
I have been taking care of a kitten off and on for awhile. So that's fun.
>>705149530
>how lewd.
You're one to talk.
>>705149762
No, and I hate myself for that. I see Ayreon almost like a show since I have to focus entirely on it and I have a really bad time putting time into watching shows.
>>705149788
I just felt like it would be a wise idea with the other nerds calling me nerd.
>>705150079
Yea, I'll head to sleep soon.
>>705149788
f
>>705150045
typical night here too. playing a bit of league
Fuckin Chloe Price is claimed
Naps are good
>>705150524
If you say so Homu-cutie
>>705150648
You insist on spreading these lies Shizuru
>>705150079
Work cant decide if it wants to be quiet or busy. Its a bit spastic today. Plus I dont get a 3 day weekend. Sadface indeed for me. Other shit has been happening thats more MWO unit related.
>>705150233
You havent seen a lot of Lelei then. As for mindset, her view on killing is good - if you are willing to die for your cause, then your cause is worthy, and you are too. She views death as the ultimate way of respecting life, if you live a good life, then death holds no surprises and you have fulfilled what you wanted. To hold death in high esteem is to respect the life before it.
>>705150524
>and theres Homuhomu
It does feel like something you need time to dedicate to if its a first time listening. Although Theory is the one album you can listen to out of shnc as it is a completely new story and approach and is more an audio drama.
>>705150933
Claiming Felix
Gonna go in a nut run/walk today, depending if it's raining or how hard it's raining
>>705150079
I've never even heard of such a pizza, but now I really want to try one.
>>705150524
excuse me? how dare you make such claims.
>>705150625
I'm so sorry
>>705151110
nnf the tummy
>>705151110
>one off
Mother fucker
>>705150625
Hey Akame, I didn't see you there
>>705150633
Almost as bad as Mavis
>>705150648
Nyet
>>705150815
I just looked up "Lelei" on Google images and looked st the first 15 or so pics.
>>705150933
>TFW no Ohayou
>>705151110
>That pic
Hnng
Hello Felix
>>705150758
>>705151297
I only speak the truth. Naps are great.
>>705150933
Absolutely dong/10
>>705151164
It's crazy good. Probably the best pizza I've ever had. And I've had a lot of good pizza.
>>705150815
I almost never get a 3 day weekend, is that a standard thing for you or are you just missing out on a holiday? And that sounds a lot like how my day went.
>>705150540
Good, good. Still contemplating what to get you tomorrow.
>>705150300
A kitten? How did that come to be?
>>705150079
>Pear on pizza
>>705151479
It's mother is too busy painting the town red.
It's my turn to be peed on.
Keeping yourself busy?
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>>705151479
it sounds like an amazing taste adventure. gonna have to try and find someone to make one.
>>705151712
it sounds good! pear is a surprisingly versatile fruit!
>>705151056
Ohayo Rory!
>>705151110
Hey there Kitten~
>>705151297
RIP FoxGun.
>>705151479
Hello Donger. Still in hell?
>>705151392
As great as participating in the hurdle leap as a paraplegic
>>705151479
How about nothing?
>>705151479
The shop is closed on Monday and today is more a cleaning day than a cooking day. I get my 3 days next week though. 2 public holidays in a row, so they are spread over the 2 weeks.
>>705151712
I used to do that. One of our most popular pizzas. Marscapone, pear, tiny knobs of gorgonzola spread out, cheese mix over that.
>>705151808
Ohayou
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>>705151392
I hate naps tbh
>>705151740
It feels good don't it
>>705151808
>Foxgun
Thank you for saying fox
>>705151479
Get him a fleshlight
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>>705151164
thx :/
>>705151297
hey galil
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
You mean you actually bought a 4chan pass to do this?
>having the pleasure of knowing your waifu will never be claimed by anyone else
>>705152166
>>705152199
>>705152254
>>705152295
>>705152360
>>705152398
autistic autist is autistic
>>705151712
It's good nigga
Trust
>>705151930
See, but we both know that's not an option. I just made my decision anyway.
>>705151771
I'd get you one from here but I suspect you're not particularly close to me. Few people here are.
>>705151713
I could do without getting peed on, thanks for taking that one for the team. And yeah, though at times a little busier than I'd like, frankly.
>>705151808
Nah son, it's coming on 10 here, work shuts down at 6 on Fridays.
>>705152066
Damn, that sounds pretty fucking radical right there. Wish I could get those a little more often.
>>705152153
Vidya is far easier to negotiate here
>>705152442
Are you implying it's not good to spend money to spam a thread on an image board?
>>705152644
I know. :(
>>705152407
are you at least winning? that was just a joke, you know.
>>705152644
I'm in arizona. not many people out in this horrible place.
>>705151297
but it's night time?
>>705152066
Having fun cleaning the fryers?
>>705152153
You know that's my name for you!
>>705152644
Oh. Well, all of the RIP anyways.
>Cute outfits when?
>>705152669
I mean, its not as if we dont refresh the thread at all. But buying a way to spam the sea of spam is just retarded.
>>705152790
it's the truth though. Anyway we just had two good games in a row so that's rare and fun
>>705152867
They're clean. First 30 minutes. Im onto the fridges now. They didnt get done lastweek because the other guy is just a tiny bit taller but 140 kilos, its real difficult for him to do the cleaning I do.
Plus I get a mango lime coconut milkshake.
>>705152644
Im also not working next Saturday. Feels good man.
>>705152867
Nigga you never sent me the link like I told you to
I'm way too lazy for that
Also inexperienced in the realm of cute outfits
>>705152790
>>705152790
Oof
That's a bit of a hike from Atlanta
>dead rising 1 is on steam
Why was I not informed of this? Probably because I don't keep up with vidya news.
>>705149718
You're use to it tho
>>705148984
Neat, I'll check it out.
>>705149098
Its so slow and agonizing. Pc is better for posting always
>>705153201
Got released recently.
>>705152153
>It feels good don't it
yes, yes it does.
>>705153173
that's good news indeed. hopefully it continues like that if you keep playing.
>>705153196
little bit. that's the one bad thing about this whole internet interaction. it usually only stays that way.
>>705153210
cool cool.
AMATSUKAZE BOTE HATES ME :((((((((((
>>705152407
How's it going my dude
>>705152644
He'd appreciate it far more than a game
>>705152793
?
>>705152867
Thx bb
>>705153210
Why can't you post from your PC?
>>705153546
Why must you hurt me this way
>>705153546
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc
>>705153717
Fixing hard drive atm.
>>705153456
Yeah, so whats good?
>>705153456
Yeah let's hope so. Another player from the board is making his entry!
>>705153717
not bad not bad. What bout you?
>>705153174
Ohhh, is it good and worth?
>>705153196
I sent you one that's close enough!
>>705153210
It's a Gun!
>>705153546
Just give em the spooks!
>>705153773
Are you a bote that uses ice cream as fuel?
>Lets go buy some ice cream.
>>705153856
nothing much, just chilling in the thread all day like a weirdo. how about you?
>>705154018
well then you're sure to win. good luck!
>>705153773
http://tehurn.com/not
>>705153856
Ah.
That's one lucky fishy :^)
>>705154018
Its alright I suppose, had some spaghetti and sausage.
>>705154036
Well I get to be a dick to customers regarding the food we have. And we dont get deliveries on Saturday so sorry bub, no can do.
Not worth from a commercial standpoint at all.
>>705151808
Ayy senpai
Rory Rory, is this steak cooked well by your standards?
>>705154036
>don't spook the Ama
>>705154045
I use fuel as fuel
>ice cream are nice tho
>>705154185
wow rude tbh famalagramaghini
>>705154342
Lol, pls see >>705154420
>>705154351
How ya doing today Kitten?
>>705154509
>Spook the Ama!
>C'mere~
>
>>705154420
That is a good med rare. Close to rare. But that tendon there concerns me.
>who dis
>>705154509
How is that rude?
http://tehurn.com/rocmox
Goodnight.
>>705154634
Tendon?
>>705154745
Night Kokokokoko.
>>705154087
ty
>>705154318
never had sausage in spaghetti. sounds delicious
>>705154745
night
>>705154745
goodnight <3
>>705154745
Good night Kyoukutie <3
>>705154828
The white strip is connecting tissue. Thats one badly cut piece of meat.
>>705154745
Sleep well
>>705154745
Sleep nicely.
>>705154613
Sullied a great outfit
>>705154613
NOOO
AWAY AWAY!
>>705154682
wow rude
>>705154745
Fucking kill yourself you pasta
>nini
>>705155019
Not rude!
http://tehurn.com/gayweed
>>705154976
Ah well. Tastes pretty damn good with a bit of salt on it.
>>705155003
>Implying
>>705155019
Amaaaaatsu-chan~
>
>>705155291
>leash
nnf.
>>705155291
I bet its a bit chewy.
>and you're getting real lewd
does anyone else get real angry/jealous/envious whenever someone has the same waifu as you?
>>705155109
Rude!
>>705155291
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAD
>>705155450
I see someone who's into leashes
>>705155654
very much so.
>>705155645
No.
>>705155654
Stop calling me rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI
>>705155633
Just a tad. But I've had worse.
>It's all in the name of spook!
>>705155654
But Amaaaaaatsu, I just want to help you feel good~
>>705155852
Sweet
I'm sure you'd like me then.. ehehe...
>but really, nice to meet ya
>>705155942
>I'll murder you
RUDE!
>>705156013
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AWAY WITH YOU
AWAY
>>705156177
what lewd implications~
nice to meet you too, I'm beatrice.
>>705154036
Pew pew!
>>705154087
Fixing my hard drive ^^
>>705154318
Yeah, its a pain.
>that fuckin fish.
>Eru~
>>705156177
You're the one being rude!
~Shiro
Not baking.
>>705156490
how...fun? well I hope that's going well, heh
-betty
Holy fucking shit my fucking neighbors either just killed each other or one of them committed a murder suicide
>Galil
