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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>705101862

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>705106432
You get used to it after a while, kind of. I just see it as what I am now, not what I think of me. I'm sure being on the internet doesn't help it either
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Mai I'm seriously concerned
Are you okay?
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>>705106432
That's normal. People here think the world of each other, but nothing of themselves
Irony

>>705106563
Space
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>>705106490
Well hello there. I just barely missed the last thread.
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>>705106624
Stop trying to talk to me while I'm spaming
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just ate some good nuggies
doubting if i want to sleep tonight, its good but a waste of time
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>>705106700

*kiss on the forehead*

Just do whatever you gotta do, lovely. Don't mind the fags.
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>>705106595
yes, I've been dealing with this for well over a decade so I understand it well.

>>705106642
it's very hard to see yourself as others see you. I'm great at giving advice that I can't take myself.
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Rugachan I telly that I love ya babe
You didn’t have to pull that trigger and put me in my early grave
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Claimed
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>>705107062
Pretty much forever. Nice to know other people hate themselves as much as I do
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Georgette will always be the hottest waifu. All other waifus are trash.
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>>705107326
is it? experiencing it doesn't give you a level of sympathy towards others? I always feel a little bad when I hear someone else say that, because I know how much it hurts.
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>>705107174
I hate that faggot. Not Mai
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>>705107062
That just means you give more than you take.

>>705107174
Am i pretty?
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>>705107326
Man why do you hate yourself? That's depressing hope you get out of it soon.
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>>705107523
that's how I am, yeah.
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Once I had this idea that I would become cool on 4chan by posting only pictures of pinkie pie reactions, this was before mlp really took off as a thing and I knew about it because of my daughter. Then some other fucker was doing it before me and it seriously triggered me and since then I have had no waifu.

Plus I hate mlp now.
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>>705107675
ok
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Shiro claimed, hey everyone!
Why is there an ugly ass dog getting claimed?
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>>705107822
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>>705107675
Should've picked a less generic and way sexier waifu.
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Why live...
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>>705107822
>>705107776
Nice feet
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>>705107899
Me neither..
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>>705107498
Are you jealous?
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Tfw no waifu
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>>705107776
pshh at least her head isn't the size of her entire upper body.

>>705107822
How do you always find these threads so early?
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>>705108074
Love is weakness
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>>705107998
Yes.
Are you happy?
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>>705107776
hey shiro
its been a while
you doing okay?
>>705108098
hey
not sure if you remember me, because i dont see you here that often
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>>705108156
Yes.
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>>705108226
I kind of do but I'm not used to anime so it blends together after a while.

How are you? Hope all is well.
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>>705108330
Mhm.
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Claiming best girl. And her wife!
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>>705107862
This dick literally copied my idea, I mean how many people are going to have that same idea at the same time? It's gotta be like me from another universe or I was time travelling and trying to piss myself off or some shit, so infuriating
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>>705107454
I know that nothing I say will change it, so I don't really worry over it to much. I tell them a few encouraging words out of habit and offer to listen
>>705107631
I hate myself because I contribute nothing to the world, can barely remember things long enough to make use of it, and socially retarded and resigned to being alone as a result.
>out of it soon
Is about 16 years late
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>>705108589
listening is one of the only things I'm good at, so I tend to do the same.
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>>705108435
im the guy who you talked to about starting your own business and such

im doing okay, got a cold though which sucks
how about yourself?
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Anybody here get off to NTR? i feel shameful doing it but it's pretty hot.
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>>705108589
Me too fam
Me too
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>>705108762
Rory
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>>705108546
<3
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>>705107899
To reproduce, so the next generation can think about the exact same question?

>>705107950
Thanks mate, nice picture.

>>705108098
More head = more giving head.
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>>705108226
Yuno! Finally someone I've seen before.
Doing pretty good, just playing some wows. How about you?
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>>705108127
Why are you here too if you are also waifu -less
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here
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>>705108909

Baka.
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>>705108762
but that's indecent.
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>>705109058
oh hey it's that anime about female me.
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>>705108762
not sure what it is
NTR is a dutch news channel so google isnt helping
>>705108939
any reason for your absence? or have i been blind lately?
im doing okay kinda sick today, but overall im good
>>705109058
good morning
sleep well?
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>>705108562
Lol I hope they don't make a reboot TV show about Oliver and company. Then again the new Dixie and Georgette porn would be welcome.

>>705108589
"Contributing" is way overrated. Who really gives a shit? All I care about personally is giving a good life to my dogs. I couldn't care less about the state of the world anymore. I used to want to help humanity progress when I was a kid, or contribute in some way. But I grew up after a while.

Personal wealth is always better than wasting your time helping people who will ruthlessly attack you after you've helped them. It's really not worth it man.

That;s not something to be depressed about. Most people will only hurt you after you've helped contribute anything to them. Just a hard fact I've learned.

>>705108661
No, I definitely remembered you. Just the anime threw me off. I'm glad you're doing ok but sucks about that cold. Have some organic chicken soup. You'll be better in no time.

I'm doing ok, but could be better. I like my job but I hate working in general. I wish I were home right now.

Thinking about starting a dog walking company and doing some programming business on the side. That's what I used to do before my brother basically derailed my business.
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>>705108647
The worst is when you listen, then they expect some advice and they just sit there waiting for you to start talking
>if you do this, fuck you
>>705108873
It's okay Yuuko, I love you
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Garrett-Chan
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>>705109317
I give advice if I think I can, but I always make sure to let them know that my advice is only worth so much. and you can never help someone who doesn't truly want to be helped, and I run into people like that a lot.
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Okay, I've decided on a new waifu rather than Pinkie Pie.
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>>705108939
Ah, got me there. I still prefer a nice long muzzle.

And something about sexy rows of sharp teeth really turns me on.
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>>705109111
she gets that a lot
>>705109147
ehh could be better because i always wake up cold and tired
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>>705109108
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>>705109513
great taste by the way. I recently rewatched oliver and company and found it to be quite enjoyable. and your waifu was fabulous in it.
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Isn't this avatar fagging which is against the rules?
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>>705109641
yes
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>>705109110
That makes it all better.
>>705109147
Netorare
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>>705109610
Wow thanks man. I really like that dainty self-absorbed personality for some reason, but definitely not in humans. My real life poodle is exactly the same way. Maybe it's the breed. Poodles always are. Then again she's totally spoiled.
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>>705109596

No! Don't make me jealous and behave like nothing happend.
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>>705109222
thats good to hear
oh you are right i should, i hope my grandma still is able to make that, she makes a godlike one

oh yea that sucks, posting a dog waifu while on the job is daring though

yea i remember that, still sucks. Any idea how to start up? i think thats the hardest part
>>705109548
oh still, im guessing you didnt find a solution yet then
maybe try wearing some clothes while sleeping?
>>705109851
i see
im sorry i can not say i do then
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>>705109222
Well, I'm broke and don't really care to contribute. By contribute I meant having a job, and really any purpose in my life. I have school to kind of keep my mind off things sometimes
>>705109448
I can get rarely come up with any advice worth a damn as well. People will help themselves if the want to be helped, and that's when I tell them to just go to a doctor. That's never happened much though
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>>705109942
and never get to sleep? just how it will be. what are you up to?
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>>705109147
Haven't really been in the mood to claim lately. Don't worry, Shiro knows that I love her even if I don't.
Did anything interesting happen during my absence?

>>705109513
You sound like one of them Ponyfags. Are you literally into animals or is it more that you like this particular cartoon character?

>>705109641
Technically, but it doesn't really need to bother anyone as it stays within this circlejerk of a thread.
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>>705109997
I knew a girl once who loved this anime with Alice in, she loved some guy on the internet though which was some shit. I even made an Alice doll and wanted to give it to her but felt beta after posting it on /b/.

I wonder where she is now, prob at cambridge or somethn
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>>705109851
good point. vanilla is no fun. kinky is where it's at.

>>705109866
it's always cuter on fictional characters for sure. it's a weirdly adorable personality, but I'd never personally want to be with someone like that.

>>705109997
yeah, that's advice that almost always gets ignored. no one wants professional help.
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>>705109477
Dr.pepper

>>705109610
>>705109997
Guess i'll go. You two cheer up.
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>>705110220
yes sir, yuuko sir. have a good shift at work.
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>>705109870
Don't worry baby, I already promised I would love you unconditionally.
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>>705110375
No. You don't have any screenshots with me. Makes me sad.0
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>>705109997
Dude this is horrible, do you have any hobbies? Do you play games? Do you wanna play some games sometime?

Nobody deserves to feel like that
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Calamity-masu'd
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Alice is amazing. Don't feel too bad dude, girls come and go. Waifus are forever
>unless you're a heretic
>>705110139
I did, it didn't make much of a difference add you can tell
>>705110220
See you later Yuuko

Washing dishes. Be back shortly
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>>705109641
Everyone knows /b/ is too edgy for rules.

>>705109942
Nice dude. I'm preparing for thanksgiving for my dogs. Gonna cook 2 entire turkeys and a feast of all kind of other stuff. My kitchen is gonna look like Hiroshima.

Well it's on my personal comp so it's not big deal. I'm leaving at 3:30 so it's fine. Thank god its friday. Can't wait to spend the weekend (and maybe monday) with my dogs. I'm trying to do the least hours that I can at work.

Starting up is easy actually. Just go out and do it. All I did when I started dog walking in college was go door to door asking people if they needed their dog walked. Obviously I had to dress well and practice but it worked. And now my mom runs the business successfully. But I couldn't resume it because my brother found out I was really into bestiality and it was implied he would blackmail me if I started making any real money. So I handed the business over to my mom. People suck sometimes. Glad I don't live with them anymore.

>>705109997
Nah, don't think that way. The trillionaires of the world don't have real jobs like we do. They just sit on their asses and collect thousands by the second. Why shoudl you contribute any more than they do?

Just get a good job, maybe a partner, a good house, etc. Also focus on getting away from people who make you feel that way.

My life really turned around once I escaped my toxic family and got my first 2 dogs. Then a year or so later I got another 2 dogs and it's been heaven ever since. Minus having to go to work.
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>>705110613
same here. I know it works well for some though.

oh well.
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>>705110807
Are you not satisfied?
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>>705110132
My animals are my lifelong spiritual partners.

>>705110139
>it's always cuter on fictional characters for sure. it's a weirdly adorable personality, but I'd never personally want to be with someone like that.

It's nice on an actual poodle though. She eats better food than most humans on earth and she knows it. As do all my dogs.

She doesn't even expect me to fill her plate anymore. I have to cook it, cool it to proper temperature, put it on a smaller nonspill plate and bring it to her as she's still laying down. Every day. She's the most like that of all my dogs. The others come to their food.

>>705110138
That's sad. But there will be other fish in the sea.
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>>705110878

<3
Don't mind it. How are you?
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>>705111125
I feel like that would get a bit annoying, but I have a cat I love very much and if she were to be that picky I'd put up with it, so I kind of get it.
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sorry late reply preparing for my leave tomorrow
>>705110108
what do you mean? pajamas dont work for you?
nothing much see above
>>705110132
oh thats not good. something wrong?
not really if i remember correctly, just a bit of shit talking here and there
>>705110688
kek yea that wont be pretty
but an entire turkey isnt that good for dogs right?
i mean the bones and stuff
>thank god its friday
you can say that again
what time is it for you now?

yea man your brother is an asshole, im sorry.
good luck with it but i think giving your dog to a kid is easier than giving it to a grown man
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>>705111278
Fuck you Beako! FUCK YOU!
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>>705111435
no i feel like wearing clothes while sleeping is uncomfortable and where are you heading?
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>>705111450
what have I done this time, anon?
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>>705111277
I'm good, sorry but I have to get going now, I'll miss you.
Really don't be jealous, I love you. XOXO <3
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>>705111778

I'll miss you. <3 Love ya too
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On left is long bird. The right is scared balloon. They would like to meet all of /waifu/. Please do be kind to the guest
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>>705111125
That's the absolute sin though. You shall not lay down with the animals.

>>705111435
Not really, no. I usually do the claiming when I die in wows and wait for the rest of my division to finish as well, but lately I keep on winning and surviving. It ain't easy being awesome.
Did someone important leave? Like best Pantsu, lesser shiro or that transvestite?
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>>705112227
nice to meet ya.
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>>705106490
Hana claimed<3
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>>705111606
oh okay, well i think the same but when its really cold im okay with it
im going to paris with my family, how nice that may sound im not looking forward to it
>>705112289
oh kek, then its good right? enjoying the new expansion?
those are all still here and some oldfags came back.
there has been some trouble in discord but thats not really of your interest
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>>705111278
Nah, not annoying at all. She's eaten alligator, kangaroo, snake, all kinds of meat. Only eats organic. All of my dogs do. My food expense is pretty high. Almost as much as my rent, but my rent is extremely low even for the area.

>>705111435
Well, obviously I'd have to give them the meat away from the bone. Cooked bones aren't good for dogs. They say raw food is better, but I don't want to give them parasites.

I'd have to give them unboned turkey breast, homemade cranberry sauce, peas, steamed carrots, a little fine goat cheese, and maybe a bit of kangaroo meat as an accent for them. Sweet pumpkin, apples + yogurt as a dessert. I can't give them an entire feast, especially my poodle because of bloat. Has to be in small increments. Dogs enjoy variety in food just as much as we do. But it can't be a big meal all at once.

I left work already. I'm allowed to take Monday off as a personal day which is sweet. This weekend is gonna be one long pot-induced orgy. I've been stressed this whole month.

Yeah my brother is an ass all right. I once spent $800 on new tires for his car and bought him a brand new $1000 laptop. He sold the laptop a week later for $400, and crashed his car right after I bought his tires. Then blamed me for it because the tires "didn't grip right" Brand new high end tires. Always stole from me and invited friends to steal from me since I was a kid. Always got on my computer to delete my school files as a prank which is how he found out about the bestiality thing.

Man it feels like I'm really blessed to be away from that family. I feel awesome in a way, but I still don't want to work anymore. I just want to stay home with my dogs forever.

>good luck with it but i think giving your dog to a kid is easier than giving it to a grown man

Hardly. It was difficult getting customers as a kid with a fucked up car. I would look better and more experienced now.
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your all shit and should feel like shit
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QOTT: Redo question: If your waifu were to commit a sexual act upon you, what would you want her to do?
(NO MORE OF THIS GAY "HOLD HANDS" OR "CUDDLE" SHIT)
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>>705112552
well I think it's great you love your dogs so much. they're lucky to have an owner who spoils them so much.

>>705112566
wow rood

>>705112650
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>705110688
The only person who makes me feel this way is me.
>>705110770
I did it for like a year, I didn't see the value of it so I just told them I felt much better and stopped going..
>>705112650
Head pats of course


I return
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>>705112650
Shoot me with a paintball gun in the vagina whilst naked and then when I pee hopefully I'll pee colours for the next week

Alternatively
>>705112764
>consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>705112846
I did it for about 15.

>>705112876
we're monsters.
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>>705106490
Because she's cute, sweet, and would love me unconditionally.
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>>705112992
top tier choice, even if etna is better.
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Favorite position? Doggy style.
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>>705112876
What the fuck?
>>705112931
That is way too long to me. Especially where it didn't make a difference
>>705112992
Cute
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>>705113105
it made a difference for me during my childhood, but I stopped when it stopped helping enough to be worth it. I probably wouldn't have made it this far without it though.
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>>705113078
I'm equally attracted to Etna, but have the feeling she'd kill me in my sleep. Flonne would be best wife.
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>>705113225
flonne would be best wife, on this we agree. but etna would probably dominate me just right, so she gets the win in my book.
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>>705112289
I'd never choose anyone except a dog as a partner.

>>705112764
Yeah, they;re awesome. I can give them all the food in the world, but it seems like they really value time with me more. That's what I want to give them now. Which is why I don't like working.

>>705112846
I was convinced of that for most of my life because my family convinced me it was my fault in subtle ways. I felt guilty for not contributing to the people who mentally, physically, and spiritually abused me for 2 decades of my entire life. When I finally moved out and stayed away from them, I slowly began feeling healthier mentally. That's when I gradually realized it was them all along. They convinced me it was me, but it really was them all along.

I can only wish you the best. I hope you escape that nightmare too. Those people are not your friends. They're not your real family. get the hell away from them and build your own family somewhere where they will never find you. Just like I did.

I'm much happier now than I ever would have been for the rest of my life with those people combined. No amount of birthdays, holidays, or days hanging out with any of them for any amount of years makes up a single minute of time with my dogs in terms of happiness.
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>>705112535
ive never been out of my county. why are you going?
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>>705113305
my cat is a needy little attention whore too. she constantly wants snuggles and pets. it's adorable.
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>>705113105
I admit I wouldn't enjoy the pain of a paintball but I doubt the anon was seriously hoping for a graphic description of what I would enjoy doing with my waifu.
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>>705113213
I started at 18 with a therapist. Maybe because it was a problem for all of my memorable life, it was too little too late
>>705113305
But like I said, no one makes me feel this way. My parents are nice people who help me along, I don't really have many friends but we get along well. It's purely me who has a problem with me
>>705113413
Try and shock him out of the question, eh?
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>>705113289
I feel like "fallen" Flonne would be just as kinky as Etna, and again, less sleep murder. But she's the sweetest character ever.
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>>705113477
I don't think it's ever too late, but sometimes it just doesn't do enough to be worth it. I started seeing a psychologist when i was like six years old, had the same one my whole life. he recently died.

>>705113576
you have a point there. so marry flonne, but maybe have kinky three ways with etna now and then.
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>>705112650
Sex by the fireplace in the middle of a snowstorm.

>>705113374
My poodle is the daintiest yet the most dominant. She always gets attention first and my other 'wives' understand that. We're all soulmates though.

>But like I said, no one makes me feel this way. My parents are nice people who help me along, I don't really have many friends but we get along well. It's purely me who has a problem with me

That's good. My family would always be nice to me too but it was always just manipulation. After moving out I realized it was because I made some amount of money they wanted to exploit, especially my brother. I hope you're not going through the same.

Why do you feel this way?
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>>705113756
They change clothes on one episode and it gets pretty hilarious, but i feel like a 3 way wouldn't be out of the question.
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>>705112552
you are going to be busy then, feeding yout dogs kek
holy fuck that sounds good. You remind me of a guy in Yuno's anime
he makes a feast like that for his dogs then eats some noodles himself
you dont feel the need of human interaction? i think you might go crazy if you only have your dogs
that sounds quite logical actually, good luck with it then
>>705112566
hey man
why so rood?
>>705113370
my parents have been married for 30 years, and thats how we are going to celebrate
yea but leaving country for me is like leaving state for you
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>>705112650
I like the lion king.

>>705112535
I only really play destroyers that were used by the axis powers (and sometimes Russians), so still looking forward to the upcoming rework of Japanese DDs. Apparently they are going to nerf them yet again, but on the bright side they are finally including Hibiki!
Are you playing too?

>>705112461
More crazy than the yuno. Wouldn't just killing yourself with bleach be less painful?

>>705113305
But what about all the thousands of years of burning in hell?
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>>705113977
I am curious what the depth of your relationship with your dogs is. as someone who does not judge others for their choices, of course.

>>705114008
they seem like the type who'd be up for it.
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>>705112764
im sorry i thought it was a funny joke

>>705112535
>to paris
french are the ones who think theyre better than everyone right? gotta suck going agianst your will
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Claimed.
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>>705114130
those bloody fingers are cute and be sure to get one of those little Eiffel tower key chains
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>>705113756
I'm sorry to hear that. 6 is about the time when I would have probably needed to have started seeing one honestly. Thinking back on it, I've had sleeping problems and self esteem problems for the same amount of time.
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>>705114147
Yeah, she's pretty open minded for an angel. "But i want to share my love", would probably go pretty far with her. Etna i could just pay...
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>>705114186
I forgive you.

>>705114391
yeah. who knows. even though you don't think it's possible, I hope you manage to either find help, or find a way to feel better.

>>705114424
doesn't she like etna a lot though? I only played through a decent portion of the first game, so I don't know very much about them canonically.
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>>705114538
Thank you, only time will tell.
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>>705114638
that is one of the thoughts that keeps me going. the faint glimmer of hope that things will be better.
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>>705114733
that bitch hot af
give name so i can jerk to her pics
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>>705114133
wait i thought we were talking about World of warcraft?
to be fair i dont play that as well
but im quite familiar with the universe and those words didnt make sense to me
>>705114186
yea they are, they refuse to talk english for some reason which sucks
thanks for feeling bad for me i guess
whats up, you are on early
>>705114261
they are right?
i used to have one when i was a teen i was also in paris but it slowly broke down because it was against my wheel and well yea it just died
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>>705114391
When my therapist died a lot of the hope and comfort I'd gained in talking to him pretty much vanished with it. I've never bothered trying to see anyone else because I don't think I could ever open up again in the same way.

I distract myself with my work now, but I'm surprised I even made it through Uni
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>>705114905
beatrice. there's not a lot of lewd art of her though.
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>>705114977
>I've never bothered trying to see anyone else because I don't think I could ever open up again in the same way.

this is a big part of why I haven't tried to find another therapist.
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>>705114130
Well, sure human interaction is nice. But I'd never see a human sexually. They just don't click in my head in that way. Been that way since I was a kid. My first crush was on a dog. I remember my teacher giving me weird looks after I put this husky's picture on a valentine's project or something. That's when I knew it was something to keep secret.

Lol, that feast thing sounds like me. Noodles after the fact. What character was that?

I don't see myself going crazy with just my dogs. But like I said, human interaction is okay. I'd sooner go crazy without internet before human interaction.

>>705114133
There's no such thing as hell. Some people live hell on earth. Some people live heaven on earth. When you die, it's just as much a luck of the draw as being born, I imagine. I don't think the universe cares about the human interpretation of justice. You probably reincarnate into some random thing. Could be a king, or could be a cockroach, regardless of what you did in a past life. Religion has always been a tool to control people without a soul or a mind of their own. Do you really think the people with all the trillions at the top, the most evil humans in existence, are going to face any suffering in this life or the next? I don't think nature cares.

>>705114147
It's pretty deep. I would die for them without a second thought. I'm thinking of doing a life insurance policy to take care of them after I'm gone just in case, but I'd have to find a pretty honest lawyer to handle that. I wouldn't give a cent to my family obviously. If my brother knew I had life insurance, he'd probably get one of his ex-gang or druggie buddies to off me or my dogs. Thank god I don't live with them anymore. It really is such a liberating feeling.

Stuck in traffic right now lol.
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>>705114133
Hana is cute as fuck!
She has a bright side. I think she can be handled
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>>705114538
She likes everyone a lot, because she's sweet as can be, but it takes Etna a while to warm up to her. I think Etna's opinion starts to change in the chapter where she insisted Laharl helps the kid find his pet, and Flonne backs her up. By the end of the first game, they're pretty much besties.
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>>705114733
where is she from?
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>>705115123
it's an impressive amount of love you have to give, it's nice to see.

>>705115180
well there you go. flonne would totally be down to have etna join in the fun now and then.

>>705115277
re:zero, a recent anime. it's pretty good too, if you want something to watch.
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>>705114917
yeah its cute and you can get another one.
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>>705114733
I don't put much stock in hope. It can very easily be yanked right out from under me, so I just take things as they come
>>705114977
Opening up is the hard part. I don't think I ever fully opened up to my therapist, just little bits and pieces of the tapestry that were frayed at that moment in time
>>705115180
Is that a penguin with wings?
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>>705115277
Helsing maybe
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>>705115359
like I said, it's just a faint glimmer. that's all I will allow myself to have in any situation, really. because you're right.
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>>705115333
Right? Best 3 way!
>>705115359
It's a prinny, basically the soul of a shitty person trapped inside that shell until they attone for being shitty.
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>>705114538
i am easily forgiven by everyone, what is it about me that makes one forgive me so easily

>>705114917
its like 1 in the afternoon here and i have nothing to do today
just trying to find sauce on a pic of a girl that floats around on chan and from my friends
>friend says he knows sauce(probably does)
>says its a no go for some reason
>i don't believe him and even if it is i wanna find out
>gets on el goog
>has been on el goog for 10 min
its stupid that they refuse to learn it, its a very commonly used language now days
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>>705115359
Forgot pic
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>>705114917
Oh no, I was talking about wows, with an "s" after the "wow". You know, I like my games like I like my women: with some "s".
>pic related

>>705115123
If life after death was like this, when why isn't it in the bible? Checkmate, atheist!

>>705115012
I'll find some, don't worry.

>>705115167
Until she snaps and cuts of your dick.
But I guess you're right, she can be pretty cute as long as she doesn't feel like getting betrayed.
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>>705115627
only way it could be better is if they each had a penis.

but that's just my opinion.

>>705115653
no clue. I just know you weren't being serious, and neither was I.

>>705115674
dood

>>705115689
oh, I know you will, I'm just warning you there isn't much.
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>>705115359
I'm not saying I opened up whole either, but it felt good being able to talk about some things that weren't too private. Now I just feel locked in the cage again, and that was 4 years ago.

What do you do for hobbies, then?
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>>705115689
this face^^
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>>705115806
Right? Bi, so there's that...
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>>705115333
Thank you. I certainly feel that way for my dogs. We are one flesh, one body, one pack. And when we die, hopefully one soul if I've done enough to earn their love in this life.

>>705115859
You could always open up on /b/. It feels good sometimes telling people your problems half a planet away.
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>>705116243
oh, so you would enjoy it that way too. delightful.

>>705116305
well I wish you all the best with that. hopefully you stay alive long enough to make sure their lives are long and lovely.
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>>705115481
Gonna go eat some food, I'll be back later
>>705115627
So I'm going to be a prinny for eternity? Oh well
>>705115689
Hello Shiro's butt. Goodbye Shiro's butt.
I'll be back after food
>>705115859
I watch anime and play video games to forget that I don't have any hobbies that aren't bad for my health
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>>705116396
Yeah, i don't talk about it much, really. Dunno. It's nice, though.
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>>705116556
take care.

>>705116617
it is very very nice.
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>>705116556
What video games do you play?
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>>705116556
No, only until you earn your freedom. A very very very very long time? Yes. Forever? No. Then the netherworld would be full of douchey prinnies.
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>>705116686
Yeah, but I'm really picky about guys. Really really picky. I'll fuck any 5 or higher girl, but boys have to make me want to.
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>>705117185
I'm sure we can both agree that super femmy guys are great though.
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>>705117284
Are you some sort of BASIC human being? We're all enjoying THIS website, stop advertising your pathetic WEBSITE
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>>705117321
Yeah... i like being one...
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>>705117321
The only kind I go for
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>>705115806
Found enough for today's season.
It's not all that much, but not bad for such a new anime. There's sure to be plenty to come for that qt.
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>>705115992
I can see why you would fall for it.

>>705116556
Enjoy your meal!
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>>705117491
my my, how adorable.

>>705117496
good taste.

>>705117636
well let's hope so. I'm always eager for new art of her.
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A pretty girl with broken wings is all that I desire
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>>705115806
ok then
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>>705117955
Kinda. I've been complemented before, but i only cd rarely. I'm pretty timid about it.
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>>705118417
>>705118417
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