Thread ID 705097953
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G/fur: "No avatarfagging below this line" edition!
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More birds
>>705098809
I love birds.
>>705098809
Remember how the last thread got derailed?
In other words: no.
>>705097953
Kill yourself zoophile faggot
Hiya.
>>705098896
>>705098921
>>705098982
No I meant birds like falcons and eagles all majestic in nature and shit
>>705098982
Those weren't the birds I was posting
>>705099086
I don't have those, sorry.
>>705099047
hey cutie
>>705099047
OH HERE HE IS
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT CANCEROUS BETA FAGGOT
>>705099007
Yo
>>705099086
No
>>705099100
It's cool.
>>705099169
I'm gonna need some more felix...for research purposes.
>>705099287
I'd love to be on the bottom end of something like this.
>>705099420
Same fam
>>705099454
I don't think that's how football works
>>705098896
me to
>>705097953
Fuck off /b/
>>705097953
You are the cancer that killed /b/
Why do people dislike onta's art? Or hardblush in general?
>>705099573
>>705099660
Image very related
What happens when you want to be a femboy furry?
>>705099667
Nah.
>>705099771
While I'm not into supermuscled dudes, I'm not into femboys either. I like the masculine in masculinity.
>>705099885
Alright, but why do you fags here and on trash get up in arms about it?
>>705099752
That's >>705099047 you're on about
>>705099771
Some people just don't like the feminine style, I guess. (I like it, so I can't really judge)
>>705099789
You rp to your heart's content
>>705100085
I don't, but some do. I'm certainly not everybody.
>>705100085
u wot
>>705100116
Where though?
the major objections to onta include the fact that he draws penises like formless tubes and his idea of what "men" look like are in fact merely women after double mastectomies with said formless tubes attached
if you don't mind the first thing and perhaps actually like the second, onta will be fine
>>705100429
Shamchat probably, idk anything about rping.
>>705100534
Well, since you clearly refused to read OP, You gonna contribute or..?
>>705100801
The weapon designs in 40K are bad.
>>705100809
Oh I read it, I merely stand in defiance of it.
>>705100801
save me from these geriatric idiots
>>705100913
heretic filth
>>705100926
but you'll still be here
>>705100926
oh lord, please save us from the eye-gauging badassery this undefinable magnificent beast of Allah's creation is producing! IT BUUUURRRNNSSSS..
You keep derailing for no reason other than to look like a tool, and we keep making new threads. If that's the system that's in play, it's the system we're both agreeing on.
>>705100952
This sounds like a 'you' problem.
>>705100809
I'll check it out, thank you
>>705101329
np m8
Anybody up for some more Assriel?
>>705101566
Yes please.
he's right they're actually pretty shit
>>705100989
not constantly since I keep having to do work
>>705101212
yeah it is
I like posting avatars and I don't want to post porn, you're the only guy bitching here.
>>705101756
Bringing up complaining has never made a difference on either end because you'll just keep posting avatars.
>>705101731
K
>>705101756
>stop bitching about fucktards chewing up image limit uuurrfgghhh muh leetism
Answer me one question. What is so appealing about losing your anonymity and making yourself look like a prick in front of all these lovely people at home?
>>705102004
You're right, I will. We can coexist peacefully like the bumper stickers or you can keep bitching. Both of these make me happy.
>>705102067
Well either I'm identifiable to my friends and the people I know here, or I'm identifiable to people who get unreasonably mad at my presence. Either way I'm entertained which is a pretty positive outcomes, you understand. Incidentally, image limit shouldn't matter. Everyone has the power to make a new thread, link it to the image capped thread, and carry on. It's really not a zero-sum game here.
>>705101756
i bet a few of us lurkers are silently bitching as well. including me. post dicks, damnit.
>>705102203
Never said I was, because I know it's never made a difference. I'm just asking why you brought it up if you seemingly know too.
>>705102203
>a pretty positive outcomes
>mad at my presence
>friends
Holy fuck this just turned into ylyl.
Utilitarianism demands you piss off.
>>705102067
>image limit
>mattering
>few posts back you were just boasting about how easy it is to just make another thread
>furries
>lovely people
>>705102451
Silent bitching is admittedly less fun.
>>705102485
I didn't bring it up, you complained to begin with.
>>705102525
Utilitarianism, taken to its logical limit, demands anti-natalism to obliterate suffering from the universe. Since that's not possible, utilitarianism is a waste of time so I'm going to practice self-interested hedonism. In this case, by having fun at your expense.
>>705102597
hi clint
>>705102675
You brought it up in response to someone else complaining, not me.
>>705102675
Sup pussy.
>>705102597
>Complaining about furries in a fur thread.
That's pretty gay, m8.
>>705102675
GHP fam. Not to destroy negativity, but to implore positivity. We can accomplish both by putting a bullet through your motherboard.
>>705102858
You guys are anonymous porn posters so it's really all the same miasma to me.
>>705102889
I'm at work helping octogenarian, occasionally disabled and often anti-hygienic university professors click the little x boxes on their computer screens
It's riveting.
>>705102997
I don't endorse the GHP since a state of absolute bliss and a state of absolute nonsuffering are pretty much morally equivalent. There's no need to pursue bliss if nothing causes you to suffer. More of a Schopenhauer perspective, although he's a little more dramatic about the whole situation. Regardless, I'm currently unable to shoot my computer since I can't carry on campus. I'll be sure to oblige you when I'm home.
>>705102997
>complaining about shitposters shitposting on /b/, regardless of thread
>>705103139
I asked you a question and you still haven't answered, though.
>>705103139
Wow, sucks to be you.
>>705103179
I feel like that gag still allows for a lot of articulation since his mouth is more or less fully closed.
Probably fewer tongue options but everything labial is good.
>>705103369
I brought it up because I thought you were the other guy, clearly.
>>705103416
Listen man if the fat black guy in the wheelchair can't get a handler of some sort to bathe him in the morning as far as I'm concerned he shouldn't be working. Christ alive but that's gross.
>>705103139
That's the thing tho. It's not about you, it's about the majority. The majority demands you skedaddle so we can wank in peace.
>>705103213
As a British citizen, I have the right to complain about everything under the sun.
>>705103531
It's a harness, not a gag. Like what horses wear.
>>705103531
It regardless seems counter-intuitive if you knew there'd be no result.
So what are your opinions on rape? Like, legitimate, spontaneous, unplanned, vicious, non-consented rape?
>>705103558
This is not a democracy, and utilitarianism isn't a democracy either. It is based on the needs of as many people as possible, but what you WANT and what you NEED aren't the same thing. So I'm not leaving, because as far as I'm concerned everyone needs to not get what they want once in awhile.
>>705103697
Oh there was a result alright.
>>705103619
Ah, of course. Clearly I am insufficiently learned of bdsm devices.
>>705103781
It's a wonderful way for the superior brown races of Africa to enrich European culture.
>>705103558
>As a British citizen, I have the right to complain about everything under the sun.
Well except for like the mass stabbings, sandnigger rape gangs, open border immigration policies, the constant CCTV surveillance and the boot of the secret police currently kicking your door down for saying a naughty word to people online.
>>705103898
I could teach you. It would be hands-on, of course.
>>705103944
Oh yes they literally don't have the right to complain about those things.
R-rule Britannia~
>>705103946
Naturally, education is ineffective if it's not participatory.
>>705104039
You're loss, homie.
>>705103898
Hardly a result if nothing changes.
>>705103531
Is your wiry frame not enough to heave him into the nearest body of water? Or is one of those dementia types who's getting grabby with your lithe ass?
>>705104109
*Your
Forgive me for I am extremely sleep deprived.
>>705104039
"EACH ONE OF THESE RED DOTS IS AN ANTI-ISLAMIC TWEET GOING OUT RIGHT NOW"
>>705103781
People need to man the fuck up. It's a shit thing to happen, yes. But fucktards treat it as the worst thing since AIDS. It's a cock in your hole for 10 minutes tops, it's not like you're being stabbed or robbed or anything.
>>705103898
I just want everyone to be happy.
>>705103944
My door's been in tact for 19 years, m8. By "complain" I don't mean "Cry over to the men in fancy suits".
>>705104109
I think I was agreeing with you.
>>705104145
That does not mean there was no result.
>>705104148
Well, besides the obvious issue of not wanting to be arrested for assault and battery:
1. I do not want to touch the great paraplegic beast because he smells like actual, literal shit
2. there is no body of water available outside of the bathroom and you couldn't fit 5% of his enormous bulk into the sink
3. if you add the massive device he calls a wheelchair to his own body weight, he's hitting upwards of 500 lbs and yes, I'm marginally too DYEL to manage that.
>>705104312
THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>>705104349
Well, I already am, so mission partially accomplished.
>>705104397
Right. I'm too tired to tell. And just plain stupid.
>>705104397
Awesome. You've had your fix, now share the wealth.
(Tfw you're out of Assriel)
>>705104397
If by that you mean absolute meaningless context were created, then yes, there was a result
if it was meaningless you would have stopped replying a while ago
>>705104515
It's alright, just woke up?
>>705104589
You know, the best part is I saved all your asriel pics too so I really just kinda won this interaction.
>>705104879
Right, but I enjoyed the meaningless context.
>>705104930
No. Very sleep deprived. I'm running 5 or 6 hours of poor, broken up sleep in the past two days, and didn't sleep at all last night.
>>705104349
>Cry over to the men in fancy suits
Your wrongthink wouldn't even be able to get that far- Between the broad stroke of defamation laws and what qualifies as "hate speech," and whatever police department that likes to tweet things like "WE'LL HAVE OUR EYE ON YOU" and send the paddy wagon to people's doors for being mean on the internet- Well, you're lucky is your complaint gets to leave your lips!
>>705105005
Insomnia or just a rough schedule?
>>705105107
They've not quite gotten to penalizing thought crime YET although I'm certain it's a work in progress.
oh sweet i found some candy i hid a few weeks ago
how is everyone this afternoon
>>705105171
I am leaving to play complicated RTSs
>>705105171
Insomnia. It's not usually this bad, but I can't go to sleep just yet.
>>705105174
Losing my patience and wanting to sleep. You?
>>705105174
noice
I'm doing alright since the grossest of the clients has stopped asking me things since I hopefully successfully conveyed my disgust with him
finna get me a nice, overpriced, frozen coffee approximant after work like a girly fag
>>705105270
You weren't really HERE per se but have fun
>>705104930
What a way to waste away.
>>705104397
Push WheelieNig into a room with a drain and rope a friend into hucking the lye while you hit to jelly bowl with the highest pressure hose available. If this is not an option I've run out of ideas- Unless you have access to surplus amounts of carburetor and brake cleaner.
>>705105186
Yay cubs.
>>705104930
A fine show! Your victory shall be celebrated with a year's supply of "who gives a shit"s and a gallon of our finest "save the planet and kill yourself"s
>>705105107
I don't pay them any mind, they don't pay me any mind. It's a good plan we've got in place. I'm currently sitting on £500 worth of stolen shit and have served 0 hours and 0 minutes near any type of prison or courthouse.
>>705105320
that sounds like it's better now that you're not dealing with them anymore
>getting iced coffees
you are the literal definition of white girl
Lucario is bae
>>705105311
Have you tried exercising? I don't know that I've ever had clinical insomnia but whenever I can't sleep running around/lifting heavy shit/playing with my dog usually does the trick somehow.
>>705105337
I'm at work, so I'm actually getting paid to do this right now.
>>705105355
I'm enjoying the creative solutions, believe me, but they're not exactly viable.
>>705105428
Thank you, thank you, I'd like to thank the academy and my mom and Jesus.
>>705105451
Frappuccino, actually. It's even worse.
I don't like starbucks actual "coffee"
>>705099420
I will suck your dick for that source. Crows are my favorite thing ever.
>>705105174
I lack alcohol but have nicotine- So I'm 50% alright.
>>705105514
*clinks glass* I never did get your name.
>>705105546
Rrowdybeast
>>705105514
>frappuccino
that's also a white girl drink
also starbucks has nothing related to coffee and what they say is their "coffee" is too expensive, tastes burned AND like liquid shit
>>705105546
Rrowdybeast.
Shame he hasn't done any more.
>>705105514
You're being payed to do something else, but you're multitasking, that's different.
>>705105546
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12934528/
use e621 to discover these things
>>705105653
I'm subjectivefag it's lovely to meet you.
>>705105720
agreed, which is why I don't go to starbucks for coffee. I go there for dessert. When you think of a frappuccino as dessert rather than as caffeine it becomes much more reasonable.
>>705105763
The point is it's hardly time wasted.
>>705105428
>I don't pay them any mind, they don't pay me any mind
I didn't know Islam accepted furries these days. I suppose at the very least I'd figured you'd be posting a lot more goats, Haji.
>>705105878
He actually was posting asriel earlier, so I think you've got a case.
>>705105514
A few times. It's never really helped though. I've had sleeping problems my whole life, so I'm used to it now.
>>705105717
Infinite gratitude, friend. Your BJ will arrive in the mail within 6-8 business days.
>>705105852
now that you put it that way I have to agree with you there.
whenever I want coffee I usually just make it myself from beans I got at the store. going out for coffee every day costs way too much
>>705105978
Neat.
>>705105514
Who ever said anything about viable? Sounds boring as shit and I was just rattling off things that I thought I'd do if I cracked.
>>705105975
I don't suppose you take medication for it.
>>705105992
I drink coffee, when I do, for pleasure, not out of necessity, so I really only enjoy high quality coffee. Otherwise I don't bother since I don't intend to form a habit.
It'd be nice if starbucks frappuccinos had viable competitors that didn't cost 20 quintillion dollars.
>>705106063
Oh, right. I mean I have a bottle of hand sanitizer right here, I could probably dump it on him if I got sufficiently pissed.
>>705105852
I've been using e621 for years. Derped up and kept searching for "crow" instead of "raven" or "corvid." Lesson learned!
>>705105878
Atheist, ta very much.
If you want moar goats, you're out of luck from me.
>>705106155
~raven ~crow male solo penis
the tilde makes whatever follows optional. Really it says "at least one of these tags"
>>705106127
Nope. The only thing I take right now is depression medication which I started a couple months ago. It's still not helping, but I think I may need something for insomnia as well.
>>705106127
I don't normally have coffee either but I do whenever I'm in school because it wears me out, causing me to sleep when I get home and then messing up my sleep schedule
surprisingly there's not actually a starbucks in my city and I'm glad for it
>>705106226
I'd argue insomnia medicine is much more important than ADs. In fact, if you've had insomnia for a long time, the latter might be unnecessary since insomnia and depression are correlated to begin with.
Not, of course, that I'm a medical professional.
>>705106395
What city do you live in that doesn't have a starbucks? I'm not mad but I'm astounded, that seems almost mythological to me.
>>705105372
sauce?
>>705106222
My future faps thank you, kind stranger. I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
I really ought to get an account on there some time. Might help, since the default tag limit is six.
>>705106460
Perhaps. I was thinking that insomnia is a side effect of my depression, but I'm not quite sure.
>>705106460
A 30k populated city in southern Ontario that's 95% white and most of those whites are rednecks
>>705106510
Go for it, champ
>>705106179
Oh shit, I'm sorry, of course you don't represent all goatfuckers, that was insensitive of me, wasn't it? You guys prefer "PERSON OF ASIAN DESCENT" these days, right? Maybe Tan German? #notallsandniggers Then again I suppose I am assuming a bit, but you're some shade of brown if you hold the power of invisibility to police.
>>705106510
I have an account, but I forget the information, and every time I contemplate using it anyway I feel bad about myself for needing more than six tags anyway since that seems hyper-degenerate.
>>705106578
It's more likely the other way around. Mental issues that aren't inherited are generally caused by physical issues of some sort.
>>705106603
>30k people
>"city"
Stop that.
>>705106687
tfw I can't tell the caliber from the barrel size
I need to git gud
>>705106127
>enjoys quality coffee
>enjoys starbucks crappuccino
pick one
>>705106127
You think too small, get back with me after you raid the janitor's closet
>>705106767
A frappuccino is not coffee. It's dessert. I JUST explained this, dummy.
>>705106836
Donald would be disappointed me I'm sure.
>>705106743
>705106743
uff yaa
>>705106743
I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've been depressed since I was very young, and have many reasons for it, but I can't think of single reason as to why I have such severe sleeping problems. Gonna see a psychiatrist soon, I'm sure they know better than both of us combined.
>>705106907
I'm not "certain" but these things are extremely common, physical issues leading to mental ones, and you said you'd had insomnia forever too.
