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celeb thread?
>>705051286
ma man
we livin boi
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>>705052128
noice
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>>705052007
I-I-I f-feel s-so sorry f-for all those unfortunates wh-who h-have n-no opportunity t-to embrace the b-bosom o-of a beautiful t-top of the world celeb lady l-like my mistress Victoria Justice...
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>>705052348
ayyyy, its you
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>>705052466
I-It's like they're l-living a-a small percentage o-of a-a p-potential life... I-I know m-many m-men imagine t-to have a-a beautiful w-woman l-like this...
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>>705052402
L-Little miss piggy filling h-her mouth as usually like a fat whore...
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>>705052608
you could probably save a lot of typing time if you quit typing your studders
>>705052759
As u-usual?
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>>705052608
I-I know m-my mistress i-is a-a full o-on b-big j-job w-with everything th-that s-surrounds her life b-but i-it's b-better t-to have h-her and those p-problems than n-not having h-her g-good sirs...
>>705053196
the original, un-shooped version is hotter
>>705050788
Top this beeyatch!
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>>705053218
I-I asked h-her t-to g-get me milk o-out of the fridge the o-other day and f-found i-it splashing o-over m-my head three s-seconds l-later a-as she sp-spilled it all over m-me... She s-said she i-is not m-my slave and t-told m-me t-to clean u-up that h-horrible m-mess... I-I spent the n-next 20 minutes cl-cleaning up the m-milk o-off of me and the kitchen fl-floor...
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>>705053685
I-I m-made s-sure I-I was v-very n-nice t-to h-her the rest o-of the d-day... I-I dare n-not v-venture any ch-chance at l-losing h-her...
any kat fags out there?
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>>705053968
this nigga is using celeb jihad pics
dump complete
bonus pic
>>705054119
fu a nut is a nut
>>705054035
When sh-she s-saw m-me groveling sh-she scoffed saying she knew I-I w-was truly a yellow-bellied coward... She o-ordered m-me t-to l-lay on m-my spineless back as she cleaned h-her feet b-by rubbing them o-on my shirt l-like a rag...
>>705054409
please sit and stay for a while
>>705052348
You make me realize that I truly wish that 4chan had gotten killed today.
>>705054460
dude fuck off
Grade a autism right here
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>>705054542
Sh-She said n-n-nothing m-makes her feel better than having a-a-a useless sissy under h-her feet...
>>705054496
I cant resist that face
>>705054609
its best just to let him do his thing
>>705054730
What the fuck is up with you faggot?
>>705054775
you like kat too?
https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone
rate my memes
>>705054730
>>705054793
I saw him in a thread this morning in /s I wouldn't mind if he just posted some quality pics at leat
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>>705054999
>>705054730
I-I o-of course b-begged h-her forgiveness and th-thanked h-her f-for her kindness t-towards m-me... A Victoria Justice in a-a m-man's life i-is n-not t-to be undervalued g-good sirs...
>>705055079
weakest gif ever
>>705055111
is she the wife in mr robot?
>>705053685
Normally I like a laugh as much as the next guy. But this thimble-dicked cunt just pisses me off.
>>705055079
faggot
>>705055193
indeed
>>705055209
just take solice in the fact it takes him half an hour to type his stuttery faggot shit and it only takes us a second to say fuck off
>>705055244
Keked and checked
>>705052683
I'd splooge all over her face
moar
by my book plz
>>705055583
looks more mannish than usual in the one
>>705055577
gotcha bud
Malin Akerman and Kate Micucci
>>705050788
roll
>>705056019
>>705053514
What happened?
>>705056061
night /b/ros love ya https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone
>>705055079
>>705055154
>>705055209
>>705055244
She's a-a b-bit o-of a-a wild o-one but a-as l-long a-as I-I put up w-with her she h-has n-no c-cause t-to change our relationship...
>>705052128
hot
>So many emma fakes.
>>705056315
B-but fakes are bad.
>>705056202
If you're going to be a autistic fuck at least post good pictures you pric.
>>705052128
so where is it?
>>705056486
They are but I sadly didn't have a grumpy emma gif on hand so I had to roll with it.
>>705056810
But grumpy Emma is the cutest :)
>>705054409
any more emma like this? >>705052128
>>705056202
I-I-I know wh-what i-it is l-like t-to be hated b-by many m-men f-for what I-I possess... She i-is a-a jewel l-like n-no other...
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>>705056120
Kate Micuuci? THE Kate Micucci from Oates and Garfunkel?!!! No fucking way!!! Any more?!
>>705057032
I want to suck on her Emma neck...
>>705055676
she looks cute as fucking hell with no makeup and her freckles mate
>>705057127
>>705057213
My heart
Stroking in the bathroom at work while on break. Would appreciate some help milking out this thick load
>>705057027
W-Words c-cannot describe wh-what a-a joy it is t-to wake up to that face every m-morning...
>>705057436
That armpit tho p
>>705053006
>some good shit
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>>705057101
I want to suck on it too
>>705057331
A feel I know all too well.
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>>705057643
>me on the left
Jealous?
>>705057400
jesus christ im just imagining a girl like her her in the 1200s would not last long. just imagine being in a viking camp and this is someones daughter, like holy fudhfudhfdfd
>>705057769
Matt is probably emma's only boyfriend I'd be quite concerned with having to compete with.
I think I need to spend some time tomorrow making some new emma webms.
>>705050788
ya
>>705057900
No competing with me mate.
>>705057769
stop matt
>>705058088
Sup mate?
>>705051394
forget every other girl, we need emma and only emma
Jennifer Lawrences boytoy
>>705050788
>post celeb thread
>don't know half of girls in celeb thread
>mfw these people are famous
rember this shit
big boy terry
>>705058076
Why'd you guys break up matt?
>>705058076
I can compete with this
wow, in this thread a bunch of studdering faggots post fakes. Goddamn, am I getting to old for /b/? Goodbye you anal beads.
See you tomorrow
>>705058386
Too much time apart, and Em wasn't very accommodating there.
>>705058453
Kristen, is that you?
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>>705058405
That's what I'm saying.
Guy is 30 something and looks like he could be her dad. Gives us all hope.
>>705058549
You call her em too huh?
Glad I'm not the only one.
Should have just traveled with her.
>>705053218
Obama, you stuttering clusterfuck. Just go back to reading off the TelePrompTer.
>>705058700
I had my own commitments man.
We had fun.
>>705058700
M. for short.
>>705058831
sometimes its worth it.
>>705058831
kek if i was dating emma she would be my main commitment, this is emma
>>705053006
mah nigga
>>705058922
It's life.
I've had her and moved on.
whos edging to emma?
>>705057517
I-I know whenever w-we g-go out there a-are a-a thousand a-and one hands r-ready, willing and able t-to grope, r-rub, p-poke and d-dig into all h-her virtues and g-given whatever reason they prove I-I am a-at a-a loss t-to f-find an answer...
>>705059197
Post feets and I will start.
>>705059105
need a timestamp so i can actually say how silly you are.
>>705059342
Sorry mate.
Just think of the good times.
>>705052259
I fucking love this slutty little kike.
>>705059201
I-I c-can't believe sh-she w-was there f-for the t-taking wh-when I-I first m-met h-her... I-I w-was wondering why every o-other man h-hasn't h-had the right stuff t-to l-lure h-her...
>>705059572
Eat that white cream Emma!
>>705059631
I-I g-guess she's a irregular k-keyhole that n-needs the r-right k-key... B-Boy d-did I-I p-pull a-a fast one i-in the c-capture...
>>705059733
Play with it and swallow it all down...
>>705058233
i know this feel
>>705052128
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>>705053968
I have this working theory that the majority of the love for ugly skeleton girl here is a projection of latent pedophilia. You all had a boner for her growing up and so now you look at this disgustingly thin, weird bone-structured girl who dresses the way a 5 year old girl would after raiding her mother's closet and with an encephalitic head and project your desire for her from your childhood onto the monster she's become.
I mean let's be clear here: I"m on /b/ too, I'll fuck anything with a vagina within reason the same as you. You can do a lot worse than Emma. But she's just no where near attractive enough to merit these ongoing threads. You all are seeing something that isn't here anymore and it's profoundly creepy.
There. I said it.
>>705059891
How does it taste?
>>705059830
S-Some m-men j-just d-don't kn-know the r-right w-words t-to s-say to a woman, ch-charming things...
>>705059993
I love you.
>>705059921
>Attractive
>Fun
>Intelligent
>Somehow considered pedophilic because she doesn't have d cup breasts and a kim kardashian ass.
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>>705060150
Hey mate, I can tell you she has a fantastic arse.
>>705060224
Say something Emma :)
>>705057037
Just in case you didn't do any research, Netflix show called easy, episode 6 about 2/3rd s of the way through
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>>705060260
>attractive
if you like little boys
>fun
doesnt seem very fun, seems like a stuck up cunt
>intelligent
i dont buy this for a second
>doesnt have d cups or kim k ass
she doesn't have any ass
1/10 kid, keep living your pedophile fantasy
>>705059921
>Cute girl
>Fun
>Intelligent
>These things somehow make you a pedo because she lacks d cup breasts and a nikki minaj ass.
Please. Emma is top tier.
>>705060294
Don't touch my cupcakes
>>705059921
>petite, feminine form
>elegant facial features
>similar in mannern to many women who express a delectable girlish female nature to attract men not people who have to settle for hard cunt bitches
>unlike your obese, large breasted mother who can rest a can of beer on her stomach
yeah bro we're just not into women that remind us of prison wardens.
>>705060435
kek kys faggot go back to your trap thread
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>>705059016
Is this in video format online? I'm just finding a bunch of journalist sites.
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>>705060150
Oops I posted 2 replies due to connection error.
>>705060435
Nothing you have dated, or ever will date, remotely compares to her.
have fun with your garbage tier crack whores.
>>705057037
Check out Easy on Netflix, episode 6, threesome scene. Fucking hottest piece of non porn I've ever watched.
>>705060492
Ain't interested in those cupcakes qt.
>>705060224
oh Emma... ill let you kick my balls just to have you near my parts
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>>705060675
You love it.
>>705060443
see>>705060150
>>705060435
>>705060509
>petite, feminine form
No, she's kind of short and skinny, not petite nor feminine
>elegant facial features
This is bait
>your obese mother who can rest a beer on her stomach
I didnt say i was into obese chicks, but i'm just not into little boys sorry.
>>705060526
I think you're the one who needs to be in the trap thread or a yaoi thread if you like Emma Watson
>>705060260
Don't worry I know.
>>705060758
We tried anal once but it hurt Em.
>>705060745
>>705060750
Emma is plenty of fun.
And well...she's the brightest witch of her age you idiot.
>>705060831
Want to taste my cream?
>>705060750
>she's kind of short and skinny
>not petite
are you mentally challenged?
>>705052128
Puke.
Never understood the love for this man-faced abortion. Is it because you underage faggots grew up with harry potter and had a crush on her and now you all forcefully want to say "ohhhh she grew up fine" even if it is a lie?
>>705059921
tfw she is older than me though
>>705050788
Who the fuck?
Saved, sure, but who the fuck?
>>705060616
I actually date men, it's just kind of strange that so many men like this boyish looking girl. It's like when dykes like manly looking butch dykes yet say they're lesbian. Sure, you can think you're straight, but you're just another one of us faggots, in denial :)
>>705060800
Don't play these games with me fake matt. It hurts my heart.
Unless you help me get a chance of course.
>>705060925
underage v&
>>705060980
No games mate?
I could give you tips.
>>705060616
this
>>705060945
right youre the one bringing up boys you faggot
>>705060758
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>>705060443
Doesn't matter if she had a small ass, she has no ass at all.
>>705061110
Quite hard to become acquainted with emma out of nowhere is all I meant.
>tfw emma is the same age as you, 1 month younger and you are called a pedo for being attracted to her.
I'm more concerned for people who aren't honestly.
Also Imagelimit. Rip.
>>705060886
>Petite definition, (of a woman) short and having a small, trim figure; diminutive. See more.
Sure, he can claim he trol u, but being a troll I think requires a subtle type of intelect and wit that is clearly lacking in this user, who clearly lusts for the Cassidy Boon type over women who look like they take care of themselves and are... pick up and fuck against the wall type girls, to themselves.
>>705061191
just admit you're a pedophile or at the very least a hebephile
>>705061215
Oh. Well we're not really speaking anymore.
Sorry mate.
>>705061216
Small trim figure.
She's not trim, she's a bit flabby for me.
Small. Being short isn't the same as being small.
Diminutive isnt a very good word either.
Shes a little boy and youre a faggot
>>705061246
see
>>705061215
and fuck off im seven months younger than her. ive always been naturally attracted to her since im the same age l
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>>705061307
Newest thread here
>>705061311
youre a phoney matt we can tell
>>705061246
You know what per-puzzles me? The society that demonises men and women for wanting for fruit that is of the best quality in a sexual prize. The best fruit for the production of children is when they first begin their child-rearing capibility - they have the best quality womb in it's amniotic sac transfer surface and egg availability, although they normally come from line.
There's a reason so many people don't keep their firstborn when they've got high end genetics - the firstborn often is the bestborn.
Everyone just talks about chloe or emma, its like all you autists are stuck around the image or memory of child stars. You pedophiles make me fucking sick, post some real women and not these skinny ugly boy looking bitches.
>>705061381
Eh, it's ok I know why you think that.
>>705061353
>ho ho ho
>he he he
>duuurrr
>>705061462
why is that?
why would you be on /b/ right nao
>>705061435
wtf does this have to do with anything?
If anything, it just proves that your theory doesnt make sense because emma doesnt have child bearing hips or anything like that, shes buiilt like a little boy and these kids on /b/ fap over her
>>705061441
make your own thread autist and stop crying autist
>>705061526
Why not?
>>705061531
Use google you nigger faggot
>>705061462
matt just post proof. you are basically the only guy emma-bros liked.
>>705061531
Childbearing hips are irrelevant because babies don't come out of the caul before it comes out of the womb you pillock, and when it does they grow, as if like magic.
Believing in the propaganda is one of your many flaws you inbred moron.
>>705061607
why dont you faggots use google for emma watson or chloe you fucking pedo faggots
>>705061618
I know you get why I won't.
>>705061655
>attracted to women with small hips
>thinking youre manly because its about a womb
Yeah you can try to insepct ladies wombs all you want, if you want a little boy like emma go for it fag
>>705052780
I've seen Malone's boobs before, they were saggy and kind of tragic. These look different.
>>705061672
Because porn comes from 4chan and the images available on google are the ones you have already seen.
>>705061694
matt god damnit.
Look, at some point in time I'm going to attempt to not fuck up what you somehow fucked up. Whether you are real or not.
>>705061754
>porn comes from 4chan
Never has a statement been so wrong.
This is an image distribution site, not a fucking pornographic production site.
>>705061726
The girl I'm persuing is 5 3 and weighs 90 pounds.
She's also female. You can want for dominant, bitchy women who withhold sex all you want but I know that slutty little girls with tight pussies love fucking and calling me sir all night and that's really what I'm after. I'm not looking for somebody to hold me while I cry about how mom was mean to me again and think about fucking her coworker, derrick.
>>705053218
Cringy af. Stop it.
>>705061813
Good luck, but man, don't build her up in your head too much.
And work on your oral.
>>705061902
There's nothing to say that the "petite" women won't be dominant or bitchy. Are you assuming that because of their size they possess certain attributes? Little dogs are usually more violent and cunty than big ones, the same is for women. Lil skinny ones are bitches generally speaking.
However, if you want to be mad in denial and pretend to be fucking a little boy, keep going for it you faggot
>>705061872
You know what you're doing wrong right now? Believing in the world. This isn't the first technology society. Shit is hidden and secretive. There are so, so many fucking hints in the "science" they taught you at school. One obvious one is the 6 thousand year timeline that they suggest being factual and certain.
It's to impress the twin-line guy buy giving him the best fap material in the easiest possible way. He's a /b/tard, I've heard. His propoganda is different and you get the dregs.
>>705062019
you clearly want to get your ass fucked by a 5"10' black large breasted african while she calls you whiteboy and slave, right? that's your fantasy, right faggot?
>>705062035
nobody suggests a 6000 year timeline is factual except religious people.
You can spout as much shit as you want, but if you fap to emma watson, you might as well bend over and take it up the butt
>>705062122
Nope, but i like being able to roll over in my sleep and not crush my partner. I'm 6'8 320 pounds and i can't have no "petite" shit. I don't want any nigger bitches fucking me, but I just want a girl who is healthy sized and has a feminine shape, not a boy or a jungle bunny, you pathetic virgin
>>705062151
Egyptian pyramids? 5 thousand. Grass and barley seed from wild wheat? 7 thousand. Aztec society? 3 thousand. American colonisation, civil war? last few hundred. Dogs? all made in the last 12 thousand. We were apparently according to proppoganda hunter gatherers before this... That's what you're believing IN right now, moron.
The garbage proppoganda about religion being about not fucking your wife and not jerking off either is pretty hilarious... They've even got you thinking the middle east is your enemy, blowing up your buildings! God you americans are shamefully gullible and as a result mislead to an extend you'd not believe a hundred years ago in history (about mid world war 2, it turns out)
>>705062218
You weigh literally more than twice what I do as a 6'2 man... Jesus christ man that's some pretty bad obesity you've got going on there.
>>705062539
>measuring geological time by plants/animals/pyramids
I never said im against the middle east, im not even from america you silly little faggot
>6'2, weigh twice as much as me.
Grow some muscle pinner.
How does it feel being a beta manlet?
Wait... wasn't it a celeb thread few minutes ago?
>>705062218
I thought I'd check your BMI for you anon, turns out it's 35. That's "severe obesity". I bet you can't see your dick without a mirror.
It's just your big bones man.... pfft faggot
>>705062009
Will do fake-matt.
ETA : 5 years. Will see how it goes.
>>705062727
>not understanding BMI doesn't work for muscular or old people
Have you ever seen NFL or WWE?
Look at someone like Kane, he's 6'11 and 350 pounds, and i'm way more toned than he is.
I think you need to grow up you little girl.
>>705062738
Hm. If you ever get a chance ask her about what happened before the Noah premiere in London.
>>705063230
I'll add it to a notepad file.
If it ever ends up being true I'll find a way to reward you for how hilarious this was.
>>705062985
Can't really see the advantage of trying to impress men with the size of my muscles.
Women I talk to say that big guys are gross looking and have worse personalities than the gym equipment they fetishise over, bro.
The non-american WWE NFL fan over there, clearly even if you aren't from there you obsess over their garbage culture
>>705063336
What was so hilarious?
It's very true, just have to ask her in the right mood/atmosphere/situation.
>>705063386
I impress women with my muscles not men.
You impress little boys with your manlet height and figure.
Nope, just good to be healthy and be able to lift my car up if i get a flat tyre.
Cry more.
>>705052429
Hottest chick in the thread, by far. In fact, she should've gotten the chair for the Daily Show, instead of that worthless fuck Trevor Noah. But CC doesn't know a goddamn thing about making good television.
>>705062218
kek i weigh 143lbs at 6 foot
