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Cn gve u my nmber
OP is a solid 8/10 imo
fuck my life
>>705048436
6/10 to be completely honest. But I like slightly chubby guys.
>>705048957
What's so bad about your life?
>>705049218
Anon clearly holds themself to a very low standard
>>705048436
8/10
People at work say I scare them. Thoughts?
>>705049577
Solid 8/10
>>705049577
7/10. The teeth ruin it for me.
>>705049826
5/10. Way too intimidating. I'm sensitive to that sort of thing, though.
>>705049826
Get your ass off 4chan Marine, formation eta 4 hours
>>705049826
If you always have that facial expression, then yeah.
>>705050205
I try to smile but its weird. I've always been a very stoic faced person. Though I was a bit more pissed off that day I took that.
Always good to have some /b/ feedback, the most credible of all feedback.
>>705050574
How old?
Namaste fags
Rate? And give advice on how I can fix self
>>705050659
7.5/10
Not usually into sand niggers but with a haircut you'd be fucking hot
>>705049826
You just look retarded. They're scared you're gonna shoot up a school
>>705050764
6/10
Cut hair and work out. Don't focus on losing wet, just gain muscle. Especially arms.
>>705050764
You could stand to lose a few pounds but it doesn't look like there's anything wrong with you m8. Honesty, if you're even a bit funny and don't have a shit personality you should be able to pull pussy.
>>705050656
19 years man
Rate please
Eh.. rates are lame. What up /b/?
>>705050574
6/10 astoundingly average
>>705051197
show asshole
>>705051197
Timestamp pls you're fucking hot as hell.
>>705050936
Trim doggos nails holy fuck m8
You're cute but that's just not nice
>>705051197
1/10 attention whore cumdumpster
>>705051389
yeah you're prob right, she's due for a trim
>>705051165
3/10 weird head
>>705051197
I'm guessing you're a fat beta man irl
>>705051319
Nah im good bro
>>705050659
That's some spicy curry
9/10
>>705051363
Im not wearing any makeup so i dont looks as flashy lol
Watching house, staying updated on /b/'s survival rate.
>>705051907
4/10 because newfag thinks 4chan is actually going to end
Otherwise 8/10 call me
>>705051608
Uh no im me irl
Bump
Just chilllin.
>>705052204
Body pic then, definitely potential to be a whale
>>705052342
Ronald McDonald
>>705052106
not new just what's fresh on here. New content besides cancers such as these.
>>705052342
10/10
would bang
>>705052342
Is that the movie shooter?
aren't you in prison for shooting up that movie theater?
>>705051165
You need a new haircut just looks like you're trying to hard
I'll take a rate
>>705051197
Can tell you edited your face or too much makeup can't tell but either way 5/10 being generous
>>705052566
Soft eyes of a newfag
6/10
>>705052566
Dry Waller / 10
>>705052450
Been here since 2008. Supporting cancer threads makes me feel like I'm doing my small part in killing /b/.
>>705052664
2010 here so you're light years ahead of me in a way
>>705052520
Yes, hence anons joke
>>705052454
The fact I'm on here kills me. knowing I work a 7-6 shift at my normie job tomorrow justifies this post.
You know, I would post a pic of me... But I'm not gonna.
>>705052566
You look like a citizen NPC in any game ever.
>>705052520
Hahaha nah brah, that aint me. I completely forgot about that guy.
>>705050574
7/10
>>705048436
6/10
>>705049577
6/10
>>705050659
8/10
>>705050764
5/10
>>705050903
22/10
>>705050936
dog/10
>>705051165
hitler?
>>705051197
lame/10
>>705051907
8/10
>>705052342
my neck is sore/10
>>705052794
No one cares. At all.
>>705048436
Everyone in here looks like a fucking child molesting faggot
>>705052857
I care a little
>>705049826
Learn to smile with your whole face, not just your mouth m8
>>705052910
Keknekbrdmcropns
>>705052566
6/10
>>705052788
4/10
>>705052809
Hahahahahaha holy shit bang on
>>705052857
Alright, you're a smooth talker. Just because you asked nicely.
>>705052610
Its called makeup bro...there is no edititng.
In fact heres a screen shot of when i took the pic. I was bored in my bfs room waitin on him to come back.
The power of makeup is pretty awesome anon
>>705052809
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>705052406
Well in not skinny
>>705053170
You're a normie
>>705053170
It's by definition a neutral thing
Or if anything a slightly positive thing
U good bro
>>705053236
Nah I'll pass
>>705052566
I see this guy in my Deus Ex play throughs. Seems cool to me.
>>705053148
Sorry gosh I really am. I like my girls all natural. That's just me DOE
>>705051197
Just finished ranting at a friend, what up yourself siren tattoo?
>>705051479
Sweet gig bro, 3 more exes and you might hit average
>>705053450
Kys
>>705053429
I'm so glad people like you exist. I wear, at a maximum, mascara once a week. And that's it. Nobody seems to appreciate that besides the pervs that show up to my work.
>>705053507 kek
>>705053429
Eh im fine with no makeup too
Its not something i feel i need. I just love putting it on...like how an artist likes to paint...same shit basically
>>705050936
actually you?
also pupper needs nails trimmed
7.2/10 for you
>>705050574
I want to wear windbreakers together
can we?
>>705052088
post more
7.6 / 10
R8 or H8
>>705053598
Holy shit makeup is lies
Rate or roast... whatever you want.
>>705053550
Baby every guy is a perv that's a fact. So idk if that was an insult.
>>705053625
Get a mouth fsggot
>>705053450
Haha im fairly good.
Speaking of tattoos im finally getting another tat on the 30th...fucking excited as hell
>>705053669
Neither thanks
>>705053650
That's what I was saying before dude.
>>705053669
Me at work. I don't wear backwards hats but I do at my job because there's a bump cap in it. Safety and whatnot.
>>705053669
Hugh Mungus/10
woof
>>705053781
u look italian. r u?
>>705051197
You have a dick don't ya?
>>705053625
9/10 yes please
>>705053786
Topkek
>>705053726
You're welcome.
>>705053707
Lucky you, I asked a friend to design one for me months ago but that ain't happening apparently. What you getting done next?
>>705053904
Your*
Faggot
>>705053882
Its actually laughable when you clearly can see my tits are not exactly itty butty tranny tittties
Rate, i can take the heat.
>>705053925
Omg sploosh / 10
>>705053703
>>705053528
kill yourself
>>705053861
I'm from Chicago but my grandparents on both sides were Serbian, so not too far away from there I guess.
>>705053988
Because trannies have small tits
Gtfo ratchet ass google
>>705053703
>>705054044
Is that better? Lol
>>705053687
If you're perving out over someone at their workplace you're a fucking asshole. I like perverts in private.
>>705054014
Very little heat involved here anon
Here's what I wear when I want to pull pussy left and right.
>>705053978
You're= you are
You're welcome = you are welcome
The welcome didn't belong to you and I wasn't saying it was "yours".
Let's use the language we've all agreed upon here, please.
>>705053950
I found a highly rated tattoo shop in los angeles and found a guy there that does amazing work so im so excited.
Its gonna be a star with a galaxy inside of it. Sorta like pic related and its gonna have the lyrics from David Bowies "Starman" around it..
>>705054044
out of 10 what are my chances of doing this to you
>>705054277
Lol b8ed like the fsggot you are
>>705054285
Wow that's awesome very good work.
>>705054277
And the welcome always belongs to me.
>>705051197
i caught a squirtle tonight
will you show me your breasts now
>>705054105
Yea they do...at least when it comes to them trying to grow them out the "natural' way....my tits are clearly not fake.
>>705054285
UCLA > Cal >>>>>>>>>>USC
>>705054294
Do you have long hair? Or is it gelled flat? Very confused
>>705054014
looking good
>>705054316
Uhh I unfortunately don't know what's happening in this picture nor I think I want to know
>>705054448
It's long
>>705054338
lol dmn u got me didn u?¿
txt mee 4 ur 18th burthday prty pls i will gibs Pokemon
>>705054431
You ate to get your breasts
If you call obesity natural then hokay u do u fsttyfattyboomboom
>>705054431
Then give us proof that you don't have a penis
>>705054581
*your
Goddamn
>>705054564
Get a decent haircut and you'd be a solid 8/10. Like actually really hot. Currently 5/10. Hairstyle is important.
>>705054564
what is your job
>>705054431
think we need more cleavage tbh
>>705050777
Wat kind of hairkut
>>705054727
Keeping your mom satisfied clearly
>>705054614
Oh what like show my vagina?
Haha no i dont post any private areas for the public to see. Mama kinda raised me to only be a slut for the man i love
>>705054682
coalburner gtfo
>>705054727
I read ECGs at a hispital and I teach at a local college
>>705054708
>Currently 5/10
kill yourself you stupid faggot
>>705054871
Obviously I don't teach English
>>705054844
Lol as you post pics on /b/
You are the microcosm of what is wrong with female entitlement mixed with general ignorance
Go back to r/gonewild
>>705054813
Fuck, you ruined it. You were so much better before you spoke, anon. I don't think this is going to work out.
>>705054844
Don't even have to show us your pussy. Just prove your lack of dick
Drove this today.
>>705055024
>>705054813
Lol I ain't that shivadude
I have similar hair tho, thinking about going short
>>705054844
That's one hell of a lesson to teach one's kid. A good one though
>>705054887
I like hair, dude. It's my thing. Butthurt faggot.
>>705054978
I never said i dont post pics at all...just dont post pics of tits,ass or vagina lol
So what youre saying basicaly makes no sense...
Perhaps a valid arguement of i had shown a titty then said "i dont show tits"
Then by all means you would have a decent arguement there sir
Few weeks ago.
>>705055009
Okay? Should i like take a pic of my box of tampons? Lol
>>705055220
>posted pic of tits hanging out
oh okay carry on
>>705054844
But its just the fucking internet
>>705055220
HOW dare you call me sir
I abhor the cis narrative
MODS
Grant me death <3
Rate
>>705055433
Don't do it
>>705055454
You can't be older than 16.
>>705055454
6/10
>>705055433
Nice pupils.
>>705055474
Nah
>>705055239
you go from a 4/10 to a 7/10 with that beard lol
>>705055433
A fellow red head, what up fam
>>705055357
Its called cleavage...i know to a neckbeard like you whos probably see a side boob once that it can be a bit extreme for you but thats how tits look when youre larger than an A cup and laying on your stomach with a top on
>>705055516
What? Dude looks mid / early 20's
>>705055303
You in your panties should be more than enough
>>705055690
>is femanon
oh okay carry on
>>705051165
HEIL
>>705055433
Totally cute. Would fuck regardless of gender
>>705055702
Thats still in my book considered private. I dont post pics of anything i wouldnt be showing outside.
I wear low cut shirts so im cool with cleavage but pther than that im pretty covered
Literally the only photos I have of me are stage photos.
>>705055894
k then more of that thx
>>705055698
No I'm 12
>>705055786
Oh so then that makes sense now lol
Sorry for the get up, was out shooting when I took this
>>705055828
Beard too scraggly
What's with all these umkempt beards these days
Makes you look super beta, and unkempt to boot
>>705055433
Can't tell if you m or f but 8/10 either way. You're the reason the Greeks made sculptures
>>705055865
Agreed
>>705055926
Lol
>>705055433
Crazy cute. Would date.
>>705051197
So are you the nerd with the spiderman comics or is that your bfs room?
>>705055220
>just dont post pics of tits,ass or vagina lol
Ummm, why are you here?
>>705055894
Then show us both of your x chromosomes
>>705050659
Righteous beard
8/10
>>705056229
Yes this is the easiest way duh
>>705055865
>>705056072
Thanks friendos
>>705054844
man i feel like i have seen you post here before. there was a thread maybe a year or two ago for admitting facts about yourself that no one else believed. this one girl posted "i have naturally red hair" and posted a pic of herself. then a cool stripper was straight up like "i'm jelly of this attention so i'm gonna post some of my old moves." the red haired girl got jelly cause the stripper got more attention and started calling her a slut and "my mom didn't raise me to be a whore like that." stripper girl was cool af
Woke up, went for a piss, opened 4chan, hence the tired look. Yes, second thing on a day I do is check 4chan. Without glasses. Ratings of others incoming, mobile sucks, moving to stationary.
>>705055865
>>705056048
m2f actually
>>705056124
Its my bfs room lol.
I like marvel and i shit but im not anywhere near as harcore nerd as him
>>705056291
Obviously
>>705056239
I got you man.
Hahahahha
>>705056392
Cool story bro
>>705056458
Ho damn also a righteous beard, of a different nature
Beard/10
Opinions on my goatee?
>>705056492
Oh me oh my
10/10 for sure
>>705056584
Goatse
>>705056398
Then post the dique and boipucci fag
>>705056398
You found me out
Sure I'll go for some tough love.
>>705054014
damn, sometimes i feel old...but i'm only 32.
But jesus....you kids look young.
>>705056431
Ah I got the same thing going on with my gf. Before she moved in she lived in an apartment with comics plastered all down her hallway
>>705056365
Take your socks off you slut.
>>705056551
Thank you anon. Have another
>>705056642
Yeah I'm a freaking wizard man
>>705056382
Ive had femanons get jelous of me before but ive never been jealous of any here myself lmfao. Especially any girl whos willing to actually show themselves nude online for attention. I seriously get grossed out by that shit...
I cant recall the event since last year i was drinking more while browsing but even it was me there aint no way id be jealous of a stripper lol
>>705056590
I know you're joking, but that did brighten my day, thank you :)
>>705056458
Do you live in Oregon?
>>705056673
If it helps you feel any younger I'm 36
>>705056774
More like i cant pass for shit ^^
Just woke u, hence the scruffy tired look. Yes, I check 4chan first thing in the morning when I'm free. I'll rate some once I had some food.
>>705056584
honestly looks disgusting, really being honest here not trying to fuck with you.
>>705056809
Now I feel bad
I was joking, but you're not a bad looking guy
Fix your hair, start working out - u good bro
>>705055643
you look like if you punched me in the face i would die
>>705056398
If i was in to that sorta thing you'd mos def be the only one for me
>>705056816
I unfortunately do not. Sorry to dissapoint.
>>705056584
You kinda look like joji. Also, it's a nice goatee, 8.5/10
>>705056824
i feel you....all these girls here are way to young for me. aren't here any older women?
>>705056392
I'm kinda actually smitten by your style. 9/10 with glasses I bet. 8/10 currently.
R8
>>705056865
You can actually. I just lurk these threads a lot and you're in them pretty damn constantly. I just remember you having said this before
>>705056921
Look too few pubes a little too far north
>>705057001
Lol anon replying to own post
>>705056392
Mike Myers, but a loser.
>>705056458
dude just cut the hair and ill bend over so you can fuck me
>>705056992
I doubt it
>>705048436
Alright,
Ill participate
>>705057011
8 outta 10. Could use some scruff. Unless you're gay. Which is fine.
>>705057011
you look like a serial killer
>>705056584
Sick profile
>>705056946
Thank you? I guess Kek
It's happened a few times tbh
>>705056992
what about girls who are into older men? 22 F and honestly men in their thirties are so fucking hot
no daddy issues I swear
>>705056805
idk, i'm sure there are more people that think that way or would use the phrase "my mom taught me better than that." the stripper was really awesome though, down to earth person that just said, honestly, "hey i am jealous and would like attention too." didn't mean any harm to the other girl and was polite when the girl attacked her for being a slut. just cause she was a stripper doesn't mean she can't be a good person
>>705057232
>>705057114
That's me lol
>>705057200
you look like toby mcquire's crackhead cousin
>>705057200
You gotta get rid of the 1999 high school massacre hair
>>705057232
you look like a knock-off ryan ross
>>705057299
look at my pic...and than show me yours ;)
>>705057321
Fuck,
I totally see it
:T
disgusting degenerate reporting
>>705056932
Don't feel bad, I'm not angry or anything. I know I'm not good looking, and if I want to be it'll take some effort that I'm not willing to do right now. Also lasik to get these damn coke bottle lenses off my face. You're good, bro.
>>705057309
the hair not the beard you dipshit, why would you mutilate such a beautiful beard now you just look like a slow child
>>705057224
Kek
Its grown out a bit since
pretty much just a pile of trash. hmu if you agree
>>705057232
You kinda remind me of like a ginger Dane Cook in this one lol
>>705057405
Is the whole scene style back or did it ever go away? 8/10, you're pretty cute.
>>705057299
Well now that's just hot
>>705057546
Why the fuck did it post sideways?
>>705057224
Laughed. Thanks for that, you magnificent bastard.
>>705056584
usually dislike goatees but it looks 'ok' on you
>>705057550
Cut the hair, start trying to think of yourself positively.
>>705057299
Men age like wine and women age like milk.
>>705057446
Better? Yes? No?
Oh well.
Rate 1-10
Flaws and Features
>>705057688
Truth
Does anyone in this thread know how to go into paint and just hit rotate 90 Degrees?
>>705057425
:) Right on mate
>>705057688
Clearly. God damn. Tried dating men my age but I just can't do it.
>>705057601
It's a cosplay wig.
>>705057550
You look like you're cool.. just cut the hair or style it differently
>>705057724
I like this guy
>>705057731
You care about your hair, which is nice, but no one else does. This haircut is a cliche man kys
>>705057302
You say polite? If any girls basically saying "give me attention and not her" i can bet money that the stripper was talking shit to the other girl. I know how other chicks can get. So im pretty sure the only reason the chick was calling her a slut was probably because the stipper was being a bitch to her
5'6 manlet reporting
>>705057731
See above FAGGOT
>>705057731
Ralof of Riverwood?
Here's a side profile
>>705056987
Hey.. that's mildly adequate. Cheers
>>705057891
If Shane Dawson was younger, thinner and better looking.
>>705057550
Youd pass as a trap
>>705055984
you look like the kind of guy that jerks off to anime
>>705057768
That's pretty understandable actually, sorry to hear that.
>>705057959
I now no longer wonder what would a child of Michael Cera and Leafy would look like, thanks.
>>705058039
You got me
>>705057724
keep the beard, loose the hair on your skull, makes your stare look less stupid, lots of love. go fuck yourself
>>705048436
Meme me up
>>705057884
Omg go away
Let me make it simple for you
You're average, at best
And you take pictures that attempt, and fail, to hide your reeeeeeness
Also, your bf doesn't respond to your texts, even when you send mildly salacious photos intended to evoke ones attention.
You. Are. A. Basic. Bitch.
4/10 being both honest and generous
>>705056584
Think it works well with that whole scruffy look you got going for you
>>705057302
Oh i forgot to add that even though i personally dont like strippers or women like that i dont really blast them for what they do...if they wanna be slutty then mire power to you but if someone like that would try to attack me then ill let them know how i feel about their choices.
If a hoe wanna be a hoe then fine but just dont try to hate on me for no damn reason
Sup b?
>>705057959
Topkek
>>705056492
straight up child molester, loose the weight take a shower, shave and and youll be at least an 8
>>705058150
Lollllll
>>705048436
Stereotypical fag aesthetic. 10/10 would put cum in his coffee no questions asked if requested
>>705057884
nah, she was being polite the whole thread. the reason the girl with the red hair started calling her a slut was cause people were asking her to post nudes, she didn't, and people started accusing her of being a landwhale. stripper girl even stood up for her but the girl was like "i don't need a disgusting stripper to help me."
