What's /b/ smoking tonight?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's /b/ smoking tonight?
Weed.
yer mum
>>705044811
Jesus, OP, are those cigarette butts in your rug?
Pic related with my lighter
>>705045075
prolly a carpeted porch
These are all we get here at the suck
>>705044811
Weed.
>>705045075
>Jesus, OP, are those cigarette butts in your rug?
I'm outside man. The concrete's just out of focus.
>>705044811
>Camel
Wow, you're such an individual, bud
I smoke Marlboro, you smoke cock.
>>705044811
Couple of these, then a few hits of some weed
clove cigs and a little kush :)
27s
>>705044811
I don't smoke because I'm not a scumbag little big who can't handle his own life.
I bet you're the kind of pussy who rewards himself with a smoke after every basic task
>>705045398
What should I smoke, master of cigs?
>>705045253
They're good once in a while, but I can never commit to a whole pack.
>>705045398
turkish royals are good
>>705045253
those are a once in awhile buy. mediocre
>>705044934
>>705045013
This. OP is a faggot
/thread
>>705045253
Where you at?
>>70504547
Marlboro tastes like DMT mixed with fertilizer. I'm good with dick bro.
>>705044934
Yup, this.
>>705045644
Right on. Everyone here is practically addicted to these. I've seen some people go through maybe half a pack a day
>>705044811
Camel 99s and some weed. Life is good.
Your whore mother.
>>705045605
You smell awful.
my go to.
Ill switch to luckys or vantage sometimes.
>>705044811
John?
>>705045934
What's the deal with those? I never see them anywhere except maybe a Kroger that has a tobacco section once in a while. Why does the internet love these?
>>705046040
Nah man
>>705044811
This because it's all I can afford, you pretentious
spoon fed bitch nigger
>>705044811
cocks
>>705046056
hipster cigarette
>>705045775
Pendleton in Oceanside right now
>>705045775
Nice, i like those as well
>>705046056
>why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch
Because its coated in sugar fuckwit. They're probably good smokes.
>>705046137
try bronsons dude. cheap and theyre better than fuckin eagles
>>705044811
used to smoke these. great cig
too damn expensive though
now i vape like a fucking fag :[
>>705046137
it would be way cheaper to buy some Top or other rolling tobacco and just roll your own.
>>705045850
He did more than marijuana
>>705046175
They are a very good cigarette, though. I always
delight when I find one in the many ashtrays I'm
forced to butt because I'm so poor....
>>705044811
I quit in 2012. You should too.
>>705045634
I bet you're the kind of faggot who keeps railing to ban cigarettes because you don't have the mental capacity to cope with the fact that some adults might like shit other than what you do.
Whoops. I mean, I'm so impressed by your massive testicles.
>>705046415
>forced
Kill yourself
>>705046283
I don't recognize the brand and I know every cheep brand around here (Longview, WA).
We must not have them...
>>705046534
It's true though...
>>705046056
They're purportedly additive free; I know I cough up less black phlegm compared to smoking camels. Taste is comparable, somewhere between a camel and a red, throaty and mellow, a little harsh but not overly so.
Pretty good. Bit more expensive but worth the extra dollar or two.
>>705045934
Hipster trash
>>705046023
I can't fucking find Luckys where I live.
>>705046296
I fucking hate rollies. I've smoked for so long that those things just don't seem to affect me...
>>705045934
Taste like shit and take forever to smoke
>>705046580
kill yourself twice
>>705046283
Would you believe it if I told you that Eagle 20s are like 7 bucks a pack, to boot?
smoking kills
>>705046543
Des Moines, IA. maybe its just this area
>>705046415
Seconding >>705046534
>>705044811
This
>>705046609
You smoke newports
>>705046796
I can't find cigs that expensive...
Dude same smokes
>>705046508
Fuck off moralfag
>>705046622
yeah thats the thing with luckys. i hope you come across them.
>>705046581
>Having an unhealthy habit and trying to make it 'a tiny bit less bad'
Go order a salad from Mcdonalds, faggot
>>705046796
not here they arent. 5$
>>705046847
That's grilling you fucking inbread
malb red blacks because fuck paying more than 6 for smokes
>>705046802 No shit, Sherlock?
I never would have guessed without your wise insight.
>>705045634
Yes and no.
Smokers are to a degree hardasses because they sustain a toxin (or seven) in their body while performing the same tasks as most of society.
They usually die sooner, but the accepted stick here is usually something about old age being shit anyway.
Pall malls first slogan was "An elegant way to commit suicide"
>>705044811
so youre the mother fucker that keep getting the last pack
>>705046751
Just got done buttin' actually
Got a good haul...
>>705046176
Yuma, main side. My SDI is Avi over there
>>705046981
Over $8 here :(
>>705046829
I have seen those actually, but only in the ashtrays I butt, can't remember the quality
>>705046929
> thinks a salad from McDonalds is somehow, magically not a salad just because of who made it
>>705046927
There's one store I found that carries them, but it's on the opposite end of my city (big-ass city) and when I was over there last they were fresh out.
I've heard that if God smoked cigarettes, they would be his choice, so I wanna try them and see if they live up to the hype, then be an asshole and insist they don't.
Lamb's Breath
>>705046957
>inbread
Kek
>>705046737
It's not my favorite flavor. It's not awful tohugh, and it's about the best I can get for store-bought around here.
The best cigarette I've ever had is from a tobacco store in west las vegas. Can't remember the name of the place, but I got a carton rolled on the spot for like, sixteen bucks. Burned slow, but not as slow as AS. Lasted me two weeks. Freshest, most robust, and tasty tobacco I've had the chance to smoke.
>>705046957
There's a smoke box on the side
>>705044811
same
>>705046737
>don't burn up right away
>no added chemicals
No shit I actually think both of those are on the box somewhere. You are a quick one.
>>705045167
what does the engraving on the lighter mean?
I smoke Marlboro Lights 100's.
Started smoking in Iraq while on guard (Army), and have kept smoking about 1-3 a days since for around 6 years.
>>705047189
I don't think they sell lucky filters across the pond. They've got them in droves old England way is what I heard
>>705044811
You're mentally ill attempting to self medicate.
Rollies nigga its cheaper
>>705047189
theyre definitely the best that ive had. that being said, its still a fucking cigarette.
>>705046868
I bees in Washington state. Where you be?
(since legalizing marajauna we all speak nigger here)
>moved to seattle
>$9 for a pack of Marlboro
>FUCK THAT
>quit for a month now
My cardio is coming back now back. I'm running 7 minute miles, and feel a lot better than going through 60 beers a week, and a pack a day.
I'd love to smoke, I'm going to dive school soon, and that shit will kill me a lot sooner than later.
Just my 2 cents. Y'all do you.
>>705047412
Gee how'd you guess?
>>705047145
fuller flavor than eagles. i guess the only reason i dont like eagles is that theyre too light for me.
>>705045871
Someone is a poorfag
>>705047469
Mississippi
>>705046929
I said nothing to that effect. I commented on it being a tasty cigarette, for the lack of a better option. You, sir, are a faggot.
>>705047386
I'm totally fine with unfiltered.
I usually smoke either Turkish Royals like OP, Marb Reds (I alternate so I don't get tired of one taste) cigars (the real shit, not swishers) or pipe tobacco.
There was a while where I was smoking unfiltered rollies as my EDS.
>>705047047
>not even the almost mildly acceptable type of bum that rifles on occasion for a smoke just to change up the harsh outdoor life
>squirrels a bunch of ungodly smelling garbage back to his stovetop in section housing
Kill yourself three times
>>705046056
Litterly the harshest cig I've ever smoked... going from marb blacks to this very suprising
>>705047660
never seen those. how are they?
>>705047581
Oh yeah. That suck complete ass. I buy them only because I can't stand rollies...
>>705047723
If you ever feel like fucking your lungs up, try an NAS Black.
>>705045614
my nitta
>>705047707
I'm not homeless you bastard a-hole
Anyone else here smoke this brand?
Full flavor and extremely smooth
>>705047802
That pipe sucks
You suck
Everything about you sucks
>>705047870
finally im not the only faggot that smokes 27s. cashier at the gas station i buy from says im the only one that buys them
>>705047791
Nas black.. get them at dot head marts?
>>705047635
Unfiltered luckys and camels are among my favorites. Kick like a fucking mule, taste great, only downside is they leave shit in your teeth and smoking one is like smoking 2.5 of anything else. I've heard lucky filters are on another level, though. Can't ever find them. Or snuff, for that matter.
I think you've got good taste.
>>705045850
>>705046320
Blew his mind
>>705047886
Who the fuck let you out of the pony and faggot boards?
>>705044811
I don't smoke cause I don't enjoy cancer and want to live long.
>>705047385
It's Latin text that St Benedict used in exorcisms. Look up the Vade retro satana phrase
>>705047148
Keep telling yourself that your McDonald's salad diet is going to make less of a fat sack of shit.
>>705047723
Try homegrown. It will knock you down like raw redman and you'll suddenly realize why Marlboro advertises cowboys and leather clad kickasses.
>>705047306
Nasty nails dude
>>705047886
i dont smoke shorts
>>705047994
Ladies and gentlemen: a hipster
>>705048039
Oh c'mon anon! >:3
>>705047872
No shit, read my post carefully you waste of oxygen.
>>705048069
I mean I occasionally roll my own but that doesn't have the kick I've been searching for
>>705048056
Then GTFO and let us slowly kill ourselves in peace, faggot.
>>705047886
Everyone here with an oral fixation
>>705048107
That would be funny if that wasn't a massive dick...
That good good
>>705048167
Homegrown tobacco dweeb.
Marijuana
>>705048228
just because you take a picture of something really close doesnt mean its big..
>>705048261
What are those?
>>705048160
You called me a bum
Bum=homeless
I hope your family dies
>>705048323
Fuckin ok jesus....
>>705048064
A salad is still a fucking salad.
Just don't order chicken or dressing on it.
>>705044811
what's up with your thumb, tho!?
kek
>>705048373
They're all dead already you weak minded pansy.
>>705048261
What in the slant eyed fuck?!?!?!
Describe the flavor anon...
>>705046517
well, at least that made no sense
sweet job, anon
Anyone from florida knows what 305s are.... literally the worst cigs on planet earth
>>705048372
Popular smokes here in Japan. The 8 means .8mg of Nicotine
>>705048355
Can we just stop talking about dicks?
>>705047019
>smokers
>hardassess
please tell me you weren't being serious, buddy....
>>705048588
That's pretty cool that they'd put the dosage on there.
>>705048654
Not your buddy, dickbreath
>>705048503
Put down your latte, take off your scarf and shove the pack of smokes up your ass
>>705048128
What does that even mean?
I have little to no social life. I don't frequent galleries, or go to rallies, or galas, or dumpster diving, or sit-ins, or whatever the hell the stereotype is for the silly, vacuous, quasi-insult.
What does it mean? I've mentioned three brands of cigarettes, and judged them by my interpretation based on my tastes. I've smoked many different cigarettes; I like these best.
Do I sit around and talk about how I liked American Spirits before they were cool? I started smoking them per my brother's advice. Do I give off some vibe of effete disdain? Or am I just talking about what I like, in a thread about talking about the shit we like?
Shut the fuck up. Go sit in the corner.
Can anyone tell me the difference between marb reds and marb red special blend???
>>705048537
Smooth with a not-so-overpowering menthol. If you pop the bubble you get a slight juicy fruit taste for a couple of drags.
>>705048512
Good
Very good
Do you still cry, just sometimes?
Just smoked the last one. Now I will try to quit. Again.
>>705044811
wait, isnt this supposed to be one of those thum / toe threads? a.k.a. the picture of an orc hand holding a madmax dvd??
>>705048875
thumb/toe*
>>705048798
Special Blend is pot stills. Same with 27's and Southern Cuts. They're shit cigarettes made out of the sheared remains of the tobacco leaves and typically flavored. Because they taste like shit.
>>705044811
Turkish royals my niggaaa
>>705045167
Holy shit anon
That lighter is so beautiful
How did you get it?
>>705048776
Someone who knows barely shit about most things but attempts to sound like an expert also a little of that 'effete disdain' crap you mentioned.
>>705048776
Look, it's been a long week at school for you, I understand you're probably a little cranky. Just one more day til the weekend, Timmy!
>>705048846
When I feel like crying I use some money and get myself something nice because I deserve it, leech.
>>705048827
Oh yeah...
>>705048867
Why? You already have cancer...
>>705048353
Nice mids, faggot
>>705049030
It's a replica of the DC character John Constatine's lighter. Got it a while back online.
>>705049188
Jesus, no wonder you smoke a fag brand!
You ain't nothin' but a desperate little queer!
Compensate much, you little orphaned, faggo?
>>705046137
If that's all you can afford you probably shouldn't be smoking.
>>705049188
wow
you're just sad, anon
>>705049032
...I'm shittalking about cigarettes I like at 1:30 on the internet on a sri lanken daguerreotype bbs, and I'm still bothering to respond to your dumb ass. I like the cigarettes I posted. If you don't, you can fuck off.
>>705044811
Quit 3 years ago, I still want to smoke every fucking day.
>>705047745
pretty good i like em
>>705049254
Well when you put it that way.....
These have always been my favorite
>>705049495
You ever tried to quit?
I can't even afford those most of the time, that's why I butt trays
>>705049422
I don't smoke cigarettes, which are called fags by the way. There is no punch in your first sentence. I think you have to be 'given up' to be orphaned. I'm just the strongest m&m in the pack.
>>705049671
Lemme get to it before the other anons do
FUCKING HISPTER FAGET
>>705049580
Maximum DC, all back emergency.
>>705049566
Sometimes faggot.
any cigar smokers?
>>705049738
Why exactly?
>>705049738
Because I like a cigarette with tobacco that actually tastes good?
>>705049691
HAHAAHHAA
How old are you, dude? By the way: we don't call them fags in the states punk. And if you are American you're obviously a fedora wearing virginal pussy
>>705049835
Have you ever considered an heroing?
>>705047588
Yep, but I'm happy
>>705049878
No
Leave
>>705049671
I want a carton so badly but I'm having such a hard time finding a way to get them into Canada.
>>705044811
Nice dubs.
And your Camel pack is perfectly aligned in parallel relative to the borders of the image.
Congrats, faggot.
>>705049944
See above
>>705046581
>>705046609
>>705046929
>>705047994
>>705048128
So on, so forth
>>705050087
>nuthin' personel, kid
>>705047660
i like the ones with the R better, damn good cigs
>>705050186
You wouldn't be if your whole family died
Which is gonna happen tomorrow
>>705050222
Get Sebastian Bach on the horn
>>705050165
Back when puberty was giving me trouble.
>>705049738
Did you base that soley on the fact that you've never heard of them?
>>705050263
Wow! What a comeback!
Are you a comedy writer?
Have you been recruited by Hollywood yet?
>>705050211
way better than dumb ass cigs lawl
Only decent American smokes I can get around here, and they're still fucking made in Canada.
>>705050366
facetious
[fuh-see-shuh s]
adjective
1.not meant to be taken seriously or literally:
a facetious remark.
2.amusing; humorous.
3.lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:
a facetious person.
Read the thread, I'm on your side
There's at least three of us here
>>705050460
They're called quote arrows, it wasn't a comeback.
>>705050336
Now you've just decided to find out how long it takes for a human ass to fuse with a fat guy chair?
>>705049878
Cigar smoker here. Love LFD
>>705049671
Do you buy them online?
>>705050624
Your body makes sure you have to void enough times during the day to avoid that. Unless you are gross. Which I am not.
>>705050717
I usually get mine from here.
http://www.ciggiesworld.com/lucky-strike-original/
>>705050540
Don't listen to that mean asshole! I smoke cigars too!
Here's a vid of me smoking...
>>705050883
Nice, thanks man
>>705048541
made sense to me. you sound like a spaz.
>>705050592
I didn't see a direct quote in your post, queer
So what were you quoting in your scary funny COMEBACK?
>>705046023
do you gargle semen too?
all of those are awful. lucky strikes aren't found anywhere for good reason
>>705050887
>>705050826
>NIN pipe
You impossible douche
>>705050562
American spirits are the only cigs I'd care to buy anymore. Their turquoise packs make Marlboros and such taste like chemical crap
>>705050980
Its all there, explaining it would just ruin things for you.
>>705051099
Reznor is a god!
>>705051314
I agree, but you're still a queer
>>705051177
Ah, the incoherent argument. The last bastion of a dying manchild.
>>705051150
I tried one of those for the first time the other night. Really smooth, slow burning. Is it true about them really using more "natural" ingredients and shit? I mean how would we even know?
>>705051477
>>705051603
>irony
>>705046056
25% more tabacco in every cig, which is why if you smoke them at the same pace as any other brand you'll hack for a day.
terrible for the bar. Fanfuckingtastic after a deep bong hit.
Perique (black) is my favorite, Turkish (yellow) is good too.
>>705050826
Dirt weed and Marlboros
>gag
>>705051177
When's the last time you fucked your pillow?
You know, the one with the picture of the Japanese boy on it
>>705044811
Kids on ranked ladder
>>705051477
It was that, an icp pipe, korn, or phish. Who's the gay now?
Let's see your smoking apparatus.
>>705051768
Thanks for proving my point, Skyler
What does your mommy think about the pile of
stiff socks under your bed?
>>705051801
Fucking 60 bucks for a half o bro
>>705045775
I used to love those. Tastes like smoking candy canes
>>705047785
You buy them from a Quiktrip don't you.
>>705051932
Same time I was fukin yer mum.
>>705047581
You buy these at Quiktrip
>>705051942
>>705052115
Move
NOW
>>705052107
There is no underside to my bed. My mom doesn't think about anything. My name is not skyler
>>705052234
There's one of your legendary comebacks again!
I'm a piece of shit
>>705052353
Touché
Straightest thing I've ever seen. Well plAyed good sir.
>>705052418
>There is no underside to my bed
You queer, Skyler?
>>705052473
Thank you for the compliment, and exposing your samefaggery.
>>705052395
Yeah someday...
>>705052545
Still half a grade higher than Eagle 20s.
I hate the fuck outta Pyramids, though...
>>705052572
As queer as you are rich, tooth decay.
>>705051679
No additives and cotton filters, turquoise and gold packs are also organic. Imo you can even smell the difference in a fresh pack.
>>705052649
Never said I wasn't the same guy.
When's the last time you raped a child?
>>705052115
Because it's dirt weed lol
>>705052682
They have a chemical thats basically beaver asshole in them.
>>705052845
You got a real pedophobic thing going...parents disgusted with your lifestyle choices?
Let's pray you don't have kids. Amen
>>705052749
Then I guess that would make you King of All Faggots
As for the tooth decay, I can't help you with that
>>705053052
>Insinuates I'm a pedophile
>Calls me pedophobic
You wouldn't happen to be retarded, would you friend?
>>705052115
Where do you live?
A lil bit beaten up but red 100's will always be favorite (":
>>705053111
Checkd m8
>>705053111
Trips have dubbed me the faggot king. Honor me faggots.
>>705052545
Wait a second... Pyramid non-filter?!?!?!
Where do you live, Saudi Arabia?
>>705053522
>>705053500
Def checked
>>705053522
The gods have blessed this one
>>705053584
No, I live in the US
>>705053500
You been wearin' skinny jeans, hadtya boy?
>>705053366
You're using them wrong, but I feel like you're getting the hang of it.
>>705053485
North east tn. Yeeeeee haw
>>705045934
I fucking love these.
Fixed
>>705053820
Oh ffs
>>705048503
Second worst cigarette ive smoked. Waaaay too harsh
>>705053688
I do wear skinny jeans but I'm not a guy
>>705044811
Would be smoking kush, but I don't have a fucking lighter atm ffs
>>705053895
you know the rules
>>705053742
You're a Tard, ain't ya?
Not to mention a boy lover. I hear your dad would really appreciate it if you stopped raping your little brother every other night
>>705053874
Back to babby lunged candy sticks I guess.
menthol virginia slims some bitch left outside after her smoke break
>>705053767
What's your nigger quotient?
>>705054027
Family. Pepsi. What part of this are you failing to absorb?
>>705053895
Nobody cares about your tits, just leave
NOW
>>705053947
Same man. My GF borrowed my car and my dealer came here because he's a cool dude but I forgot to ask for a lighter.
>>705054019
I'll be edgy, rules are meant to be broken so nah
>>705054149
I don't even want to post my tits
>>705044811
best cig my nigga
>>705054076
(First cigarette I ever smoked was this, no homo)
>>705054093
College town. So not so many. Maybe 10 to 1. A lot of Hispan-holes though.
>>705054147
I guess the pepsi part.
Is that what you stuffed up your brother ass that one time when you got sent away for awhile?
>>705054239
>I'm a cow
Why dont you fags roll your own cigarettes? Its way cheaper
>>705054359
Nah I just ain't thirsty
>>705054376
Reminds me of prison too much.
>>705054324
Thread is almost done. Get any last bit of lead out of your pencil before I forget about you forever.
>>705054493
Then why'd you even mention you were a girl?
>>705054336
So I guess I'll pretend to be a guy on 4chan from now on I'm assuming
Newport even though I hate them. I wish I could get some luckies but never seen any around here. If anyone is in mexico can u send me some? They are everywhere in mexico
>>705054041
I smoke marlboro red 100s so no. Trust me i enjoy strong smokes as much as the next smoker but those are just too much. Lets just agree that pic related are absolute garbage and leave it at that
>>705053947
Specifically kush or are you one of those people who think kush is just another word for weed? Hate that shit lol
>>705054255
yes homo
I'm sorry. I'm afraid it's already in you...
>>705054529
Cuz im not a guy???
>>705054681
then pop a tiddy out
>>705054654
Your dick?
>>705054290
Still better than niggles
One of these things arent like the other
>>705054585
Agreed. They scrap this shit off the factory floor
>>705054376
don't even smoke enough to bother, I have like 2 a week max
already have asthma and all this other shit my lungs are fucked up enough already, at this point if i were going to kill myself i'd want it to be faster than that
>>705054590
what else would it be?
>>705054519
That fact that you would post something so faggish is all the proof any of us will ever need
Sleep tight, Skyler. Have a good day at school tomorrow!
>>705054784
I like your nautical themed bed sheets. Is mommy dropping you off at school this morning sweety?
>>705054726
But y tho.
>>705054922
Okay dumbass
>>705054739
You got it!!!
>>705055007
Show yer tits
>>705055051
>notice the owner is white
>>705054784
Oh dear...
>>705055007
tradition
>>705055020
Another one of your well thought out classics!
Have you been in contact with Mensa?
>>705055007
bring life to the thread insted of all these faggots arguing about stupid shit
>>705055266
Yep.
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn1.bigcommerce.com%2Fserver4100%2Fo3fdql%2Fproducts%2F6399%2Fimages%2F5371%2FSmokers_Pride_Rich_Taste_16_oz_671x1024__47178.1397060579.1280.1280.jpg%3Fc%3D2&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.windycitycigars.com%2Fpipe-tobacco-buy-online%2Fsmokers-pride-pipe-tobacco%2Fsmokers-pride-tobacco-rich-taste-16oz%2F&docid=apRh-xLxTz1XoM&tbnid=Du436GTTs5fvQM%3A&w=671&h=1024&bih=810&biw=1375&ved=0ahUKEwiaos6D7aTPAhUl24MKHQGNAUoQMwhKKCIwIg&iact=mrc&uact=8
>>705050717
No, actually my gas station has them
>>705054993
Those are my jammies that my mother actually bought for me
>>705055295
>asking females to be productive
Kek
>>705055353
Hahah oh fuck yes
>>705055314
Can you describe their laughter?
>>705055318
You mother fucker!!!
It's nothing but a bunch of child porn!!!
>>705055555
Hahaha
>>705055314
He's down to one word responses.
I think he's dying
>>705055555
Witnessed
>>705054791
Probably. At college someone would see me smoking a cigarette and ask to bum one. I'd say okay and pull out that pack, then they'd see it and change their mind instantly. This happened with at least 10 people no joke
>>705055641
Can you describe your mom's laughter when she takes your pants down to inspect your micro-penis?
>>705055818
Five 5s, nigga!!! I am a God!!!
