Name my Band!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Name my Band!
>>705040858
Have a seat right there
>>705040858
The Hex Girls?
The "I wanna fuck all these girls" band.
>>705040858
>>705040858
Blondies got a future the other two will be pigs.
>>705040858
Strike Witches: Hello Officer Edition.
>>705040858
Moooaaaarrrrr
Jailbate
Knocked up at nineteen
The Mods
>>705040858
Moar plz
>>705040858
>"Fuck, Kill, Marry"
Dicked or dicked
>>705040858
Pedo?
o hai
The MODS
In honor of 4chan being spared the reaping, you are all invited to the first thread on 8 chan's loli board to request free lolitician (lil girl politician) porn from the artists in spite of Hillary who we thought was shutting down the site because we did porn of her lol.
>>705040858
Collectively 40
>>705040858
The virgins asses
>>705040858
Stilted Maynard.
Untouchable until 18
Hanson: The Trap Years
>>705040858
Here is my magic stick, it can make babies
>>705040858
Ijalaperras
KidPerv
>>705040858
eresno way this picture is real. Must be photo shopped faces, no way kids would wearslutty outfits with highhhells in public.I can't go to prison because my boner is only responding to photo manipulation you newfag ha!
>>705040858
The 404 incoming
trying to picture the parents who dress their small children like this and think everything is cool.
>>705040858
The Eighteen-year-olds.
>>705040858
Still Not Asking For It
>>705040858
what the fuck
>>705040858
Unteralterbach
>>705040858
Wtf, was this shit on the surface web?
>>705041183
Lol
>>705041515
hahaha :D
>>705040858
The HalloTweens
>>705042287
you seriously know whats up my man
Lol soundsystem
Oh Sweet Jesus Hnnnngh!
>>705042316
what wrong with that picture? lots of young girls dress like sluts on halloween
>>705040858
Is this from a pedophile photoshoot of young girls groomed to be lewd? Like shit, this makes me very uncomfortable, and fucking confused. How are their legs so long? No way those are kids, but they are? God damnit
Magic Candy
>>705042316
>A picture of girls on the surface web??
>DUUUDE NO WAY
>How do they get away with it?
Anon...
>>705040858
what are you gunna do with that broom?
>>705041183
Scooby-Doo approves!
>>705042316
>surface web
lol.
there's shit on google images worse than this.
>>705042617
They are 8, you dip. Lolicon is s meme, pedophilia isn't.
>>705040858
The googles
>>705042287
shit you beat me to it
>>705040858
Russian Child Whores
>>705042622
Them Russians know what's up...
3 cheese pizza
(Trips)
>>705042622
I knew a few young girls with legs that long. Not enough balls to take pics tho.
>>705042764
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE YOU FUCKING DUMB FAGGOT
>>705040858
The Be Tweens
>>705042617
>>705042658
>>705042730
> implying this is not the same as a six year old wearing a miniskirt and has a thong that goes up to her hips.
This is deep web shit or the web is a hopeless shit post.
Wtf.
>>705042764
Oh, but you should have been here back in the days of "get it Wednesdays"
>>705040858
Future Single Moms
Feminism Speaks is also an acceptable name
>>705042622
>How are their legs so long?
Russian parents of these models have their girls legs broken at an early age and stretched out, so by the time they are 7 or 8 and ready for pictures, they have that long legged look
>>705043096
Tell me anon.
>>705042730
>worse
Implying the pic is bad. This picture is %100 legal
>>705042764
Why does your mind jump to pedophilia when you see little girls dressed up for Halloween? Their parent's probably just posted it on kikebook... sheesh.
>>705042980
Your I'd is heaven?
Hey, stop calling me new! I'm not okay? Hey lol you know let's work out of differences over some internet beer lol, add me on reddit! Xldd
>>705043066
I pray you never discover mchan or lchan if something this tame triggers you.
>>705043316
Their parents must be retarded.
>>705043441
Normal people don't get freaked out and uncomfortable about a young girl's body, fucking pedo.
>>705043398
Nah dude I already frequent a lot of those. I'm just curios how some one thinks this type of shit is ethical. This is obviously peso b8.
>>705040858
>The too olds
(Insert meme here)
>>705040858
You're Going To Jail
>>705043441
stop trying to compensate for opening cp before, faggot. Whether the subjects are random American girls or former Russian porn models they're still fully dressed in that pic.
>>705040858
We all know these girls have been dicked many times by now, either way you look at it, it's going to be one pedo or another no matter what. Also bandname: bewitched
>>705043582
You seem like the type of nigger to justify a little boy wearing assless chaps at pride. If you get offended you are homophobic.
Get the fuck off of 4chsn you kike, you are embarrassing yourself tremendously.
literally nothing illegal here
>>705043593
ethical and legal are two different things anon. I don't particularly agree with grown men getting off to little girls but do I care? hell no.
>>705040858
The Big Brown Broom Riders
>>705040858
What Sent My Ass To Jail
The registry sisters
>>705040858
Broom Riderz
>>705043739
Kid-fucker sympathiser detected.
Enjoy the pokey, faggot.
>>705043877
Checked, keked
>>705041183
Hollow Teens?
>>705043066
Dude. If it was illegal then it would be on the deepweb. However this picture is 100% LEGAL.
The internet is only what people make of it.
Deep web stuff is alot worse than any honeypot meme tier image that gets posted on /b/.
Broken in early
>>705043047
Nice
>>705040858
The Witches of EastDick
>>705040858
Josie and the White People
>>705043913
and here you are in this thread too.
>>705040858
wow, dressing your child in FISHNETS
why not just get the tramp stamp out the way
Mods
I know a fun Halloween idea! Nipple hassles for your kinky 7 year old!
But that doesn't stop there, why not doll up your little girl and make her look like a blow up doll while you're at it, it is legal, after all, I'm sure a bunch of fags online will defend that to death!
>>705044043
poka dot bikini there has a bit of an odd face.
I have another picture from this shoot but I'm too scared to post it because when I tried to send it as a PM on facebook I got reprimanded
>>705043066
Good god you are fucking stupid
>>705043759
Assless chaps isn't the same as a harmless Halloween witch outfit that happens to show a slither of thigh.
If you are so drawn to little girl's thighs that no one else would second guess I have to question what your intentions are you closest pedo
>>705044187
Impunity.
>>705043582
>>705044426
This aint fking fb, post away.
>>705040858
The Jailbaits
>>705044314
for what exactly? gtfo crying wolf.
>*pulls up panties*
"That was fun"
"So can I count on your vote the November?"
>>705044330
that's clearly what this is. I mean look at them, you can see every single inch.
>>705044451
You seem to be projecting?
Do you like little kids, anon?
>>705041450
Underrated
>>705042287
If you hadn't said it, I was gonna say it.
Well done, my friend.
>>705044613
Please we all knew this. Blondie is fucking adorable.
>>705044426
This ain't fb. Post it.
>>705042287
i dont get it
>>705044450
Go back to your sad life after you log off the computer you fucking mistake. No amount of browsing depression subreddits will get you further from that loaded barrel.
>>705044513
Always liked this pic.
>>705040858
>>705044805
Enjoy the pokey, faggot...
>>705044513
take your pick, I want the eager looking redhead.
>>705040858
Hocus Poke Us
>>705045017
Okay that's a good one. I like that one.
>>705044611
Says the guy that can't see a witch outfit without thinking sex and getting uncomfortable.
>>705044607
What I find concerning is that they tailor these outfits and market them towards little kids when they are this provocative.
>>705045017
Heh
+1
>>705044868
>>705045017
you win
which one do you want
>>705045096
Says the pedophile.
>>705045140
What's provocative about it? Because they are wearing stockings? What's the problem?
>>705045230
Blondie
>>705044868
>>705045187
>>705045223
>>705045260
>>705045321
>>705045359
This is probably my favorite scene i've been through so far, I'm still playing it for the first time though.
![Broom+4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dX4Y12w.jpg "Broom+4[1].jpg")
>>705045241
Says the pedophile
>>705045294
The problem is that pedophiles are thinking about fucking underage grills each time they see them. That's why they starting to cry out as if they saw something illegal.
>>705045294
If you don't see the problem you must be the type of guy who would let his 6 year old skip around in short shorts shorter than her underwear and a fucking tanktoo so pesos could oggle her and thank her reckless parent.
> inb4 you're just sexualizing children, ur prob bro
> inb4, teach men not to objectify women!
It gonna fucking happen either way
>>705040858
"3 local girls found dead and possibly sexually assaulted in a ditch 3 days after Halloween night". It's a bit of a mouthful, but so will be their Halloween if you're not completely fucking stupid
>>705045606
No u.
> no u.
not quite done
>>705045539
What is this from?
>>705045618
it is ok for a 6 y.o. girl to run completely undressed, and it is disgusting to suppose something sexually attractive there
>>705045786
quit posting this shit, its not even good loli
>>705042287
Underrated post
+1 my dood
>>705045779
Unalterbach. It's a VN. Google it.
>>705045615
That's the pedos fault. Are you going to dress your daughters in burkas because a pedo might have a bad thought about them?
The outfit isn't the issue, it's the pedophiles. Normal people don't see an issue with the outfit.
>>705045618
>it's going to happen anyway
Of course it is. So why try to prevent something you can't stop? Just let the kids be kids and stop worrying about what pedos think about them
The Candies
>>705045618
what the fuck why does this creep keep talking about kids in weird clothes
Ok, that's the last one
>>705045878
But is it decent?
Get the fuck off my board you god dammed nudist commie.
>>705045140
I mean as long as no one actually touches them. I think they look adorable, but I don't want to touch them. I do wish they had pantyhose versus stockings and maybe skirts that covered a bit more. Less provocative, if even just a little.
>>705040858
Hoke-us Poke-us
>>705046016
Nice try, shill.
>>705046086
lol
>>705046184
Ok that's a good one
>>705046016
*creep*.
Buzzword detected, argument invalidated.
>>705046301
care to explain? English isnt my first language :(
>>705046110
>Less provocative
You mean the photo is provoking a sexual response in your naughty bits?
>>705045539
>not the ruskie scene
Cmon onii-fam, step it up.
>>705046437
Everyone on this board is defending little girls dressing like whores and they call you a pedophile if you disagree, basically anon.
>>705046110
no touch orgasms are possible I'll give you that
>>705046487
and the cigar in my mouth makes me want to suck dicks. You need to remember that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
>>705046487
> smelt it dealt it.
Get out, pedokun.
>>705042287
came here to post this. thanks for recommending me my next fap!
>>705045618
>pesos
You need to go back.
>>705044729
>>705044533
they're on another device and the batteries dead and I don't want any trouble you guys
Well going off the news, which is suppose to be my source for truth, I'd say you're the Masons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM9MNj7slPs
>>705046597
You are fucking dumb,don't even try to sound smart, you aren't in the least bit coherent.
NewFag.
>>705046575
I'm not sure if pedophiles are after no touch orgasms but if they mastered it to keep themselves in check then who am I to argue with that.
>>705046437
Hocus pocus are supposed to be nonsensical 'magic words'
Poke us basically means fuck us
and now you know
BECAUSE LEARNING IS POWER!
The Kid Snaps
>>705046778
> TFW autocorrect revoked my citizenship.
>>705046827
I'm not trying to sound smart, I'm just saying I don't wanna touch little girls.
>>705045140
Who do you think those girls are? Those are not Halloween costume models by any stretch of the imagination.
>>705041045
>>705046932
dammit apple.
>>705046995
Relax, it was just b8.
I love you, anonfag.
>>705046859
Is it still keeping it in check if the cum lands on their faces?
>>705047083
> TFW I'm not on an apple device.
Blondie and the /b/ flats
>>705047160
I would have to say no.
>>705040858
"Cunny Witch"
And play doom/stoner metal
>>705047197
Well maybe you'd still be a citizen if you were.
>>705047203
I like it.
>>705047160
yes (if you yell "hit the deck")
>>705047230
I'm not sure about that but thanks for the input.
>>705047110
I'm just saying I don't want to touch them. Like honestly if you breathe too hard around these girls you'll get pinned as a pedo.
>>705047203
Holy fucking moly is that the triple entendre? This is the fucking one
Shit, my gf won't even wear heels that high.
>>705040858
i dont think they should ask people for trick or treat
>>705047587
I agree, I'd prefer not getting arrested on Halloween.
>>705047587
The trick is their white van, the treat is their cock.
>>705040858
White Magic
>>705047736
don't they can drive or have cocks but that would quite the surprise.
Siamese Kittens
>>705047869
That isn't what a white mage looks like...they're black magic users for sure. Something like a sorcerer or warlock. Not cleric or paladin for sure. A druid maybe, but druids seem to be in a different thing entirely.
>>705047736
>the treat is their cock.
i'm pretty sure that's the trick
>>705048066
White Magic, Black Cocks
>>705047736
Schoolhouse Cock
>>705047990
I was going from the perspective of the people they are saying trick or treat to. I should have said "The trick is his white van, the treat is his cock."
>>705048104
maybe for you, whitebread
>>705048104
I didn't word it correctly, I feel stupid.
see this >>705048214
>>705048214
You've got it backwards, the trick is what they turn
>>705040858
OP is so edgy, people get b& for less kek.
>>705040858
New Kids on the Cock
>>705048375
in the future, i wouldnt be surprised at all
Witches titties
>>705048375
Hold on...do you mean to tell me...that these young girls...with these long belts around their waists...have penis?
>>705048499
kek
>>705048501
You obviously never been to russia before
>>705048653
you should see the full photo set, they all have big cocks
>>705048778
They're traps! They're definitely asking for it now.
>>705041450
Maximus kek
I'd say for sure blondie's got a future, the fat ones clearly gonna be fat BUT the middle one is gonna have a choice, it's really in her hands
>>705040858
>>705040858
>>705040858
>>705040858
Get it off your chest now, who saved the picture?
>>705042050
I fucking love this generation!
By the time these bitches are old we'll all be able to be pedos in public man!
>there are people in this thread that don't realize these girls did far more provocative shoots
Also the tall girls has breasts now.
>>705049055
I mean they have the same body type as a supermodel, they're just shorter, and probably eat more.
>>705049967
enlighten us, preferable with pics
>>705049967
show 'em
>>705044400
Check em!
>she's also got the best but of all 4 so, she averages out at a 7.5/10
>>705050112
>>705050140
>>705049967
Do it. Its for...you know...science and stuff.
>>705050262
kek
>>705050220
It really depends on how cute the others are. Solid black bikini bottom is giving a run for her ass money. If her face is better, she's a definite 9/10. Red bottom's ass is at an angle so I'll give her some breathing room, and her face is alright. Blue poka dot's ass is the smallest but its cute, especially while hugged in such an adorable fabric.
>>705050262
fuck this I'm getting out of this thread
>>705050262
you sick fuck
>>705040858
The Chris Hansen Trio
>>705050850
Why? And why do you feel the need to announce it?
Bwitches
>>705051069
>tfw will never photograph cute girls as a career
>>705040858
Snake Charming
>>705046301
Witches.
>>705051356
I understand
>>705051597
