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No secrets thread? Cmon /b/
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I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
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I post bananas in ylyl threads.
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I voyeur my wife when she is naked and then share her pics with other guys online.
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>>705021505
hawt
share, anon
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>>705020581

I use my dogs to clean the floor
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>>705021730
Ill post this one here...the rest I only share thru email.
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I haven't had sex in 4 years. :^(
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i like to watch my girl get knotted
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i just started seeing this guy who was previously a friend and he has a small dick so i've been thinking about cheating on him....

also has kinda turned into a fantasy i guess... i really don't know why but i can't stop thinking about getting creamed in by another guy and acting like everything is all ok.
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>>705022243
like.. by a dog?
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>>705022119
More to the point, I want to try meeting people via 4chan on /soc/,kik threads, cam threads, whatever, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm starting to get a bit old for that kind of thing.
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Sounds like you >>705022395 need to meet him >>705022243
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>>705020581
i'm 25 y and i am still a virgin
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>>705022546
yup hers
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>be me
>18
>camping on my own for the first time
>quiet campground with only a coupe other groups
>sees slim twink looking fag boy
>never fucked a guy or even considered it
>admires from afar
>at night i goto shower stall in the woods
>guess whos there
>hes naked and soaking under the shower
>instant boner when i see his feminine ass
>hes about 5'6
>im 6'2
>strips down and sneaks up

continue?
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>>705022665
did she bring it up or you did?
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>>705022625
idk man what if he also has a small dick, then i've reallly screwed myself.

in all seriousness tho >>705022552
go for it, i'd fuck an attractive guy your age.
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Been wetting the bed off and on for about 3 weeks : /
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>>705022859
she told me as a secret that she likes to do it and said its okay if i am grossed out by the idea and i said i love it and think its hot
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>>705020581
I slept in the same bed with my mother until I was in 6th grade because I physically couldn't fall asleep without her right there.
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>>705022774
Fuck yeah
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I like little girls and find the bodies women my age disgusting. Guess I'm just one of your standard edgy anon's, move on...
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>>705023204
... I also did this
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>>705023204
boy or girl?
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>>705022970
see a doctor
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>>705023458
I'm a boy.
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>>705023443
Nice
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i just fapped to this

https://www.porndig.com/videos/26328/these-teen-whores-love-anal-fucking.html

know i feel empty inside and contemplating suicide once again.
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>>705022906
What are the best ways do go about it? /soc/, /r9k/, /b/, KIK, etc? I'm attractive, but I could get a bit toned and I have some self esteem issues when it comes to love and sex. I think it's also because I was kind of sheltered when growing up. I'll probably make a thread when life events permit, such as getting my own place now that I have a stable job.
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I'm fat.
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>>705023204
Shit I did the same thing -- I was scared of the dark.
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I'm gonna teach myself photoshop so I can edit photos and put the heads of girls i know into HC porn pics. Once I'm good enough that it looks seamless and real, I'll start sending them to their family members.
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I secretly record my female friends peeing.
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>>705023372
>goes up to the stall door
>he still doesnt notice
>watching his feminine body under running water
>pushes door open
>it squeaks and he gets startled
> i pin him to the wall
>slide my cock between his thighs
>hes shaking hes so nervous
>start kissing his neck and feeling his body
>i tell him to get to his knees
>he does
>i let my 7 inch cock flop down on his forehead
>grab the back of his head with both hands
>start facefucking him
>little gagging noise making me diamonds
>start going harder
>watching him turn gay before my eyes turns me on like crazy
>tell him bend over
>pound his ass for a few minutes
>nut all up his back
> i lick it off
>when he tries to get up his knees buckle cuz i fucked him so hard
>he stumbles back to his tent
like?
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< moved out of state with fiancee
< quit job to support her career
< been unemployed shit for months
< become alcoholic because boredom
< actively "look for work"
< just want to drink now
< wish I never left previous career
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>>705020581
i'm just a nigger with a rocket lanucher
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I'm gonna manipulate my wife and her son into fucking one another. I wanna see her lust and shame battle on her face.
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>>705022395
Break up with the guy you dumb bitch
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I'm in love with a manwhore. :(
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>>705022395
I hope the nigger you cheat with gives you HIV, you base cunt.
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>>705022643
we knew that, this post was unnecessary
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>>705024265
Put it down, anon--I believe in you~
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I often time burst into spontaneous dance when I'm alone in the elevator.
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>>705024244
share
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>>705024244
share?
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I have information that can lead to the arrest of Hilla..
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My sister and I got into an argument, which turned into shouting, which turned into slapping, which turned into me knocking her to the ground and wrestling her, which turned into me hatefucking her. Halfway through she stopped resisting me, then started urging me on, and ever since she's made it very obvious she wants to do it again. But I regret every moment of it and couldn't possibly do it again.
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>>705025936
>>>/pol/
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>>705026151
This might just be me anon but I see no problem with incest.
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>>705027035
Well I'm pretty sure everyone my sister and I know DO have a problem with it and I'm terrified they'll find out
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>>705022395
Go die
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>>705026151
I don't see an issue. Having a sister side ho is pretty sweet.
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>>705027663
Speaking from experience, forbidden relationships can actually be extremely rewarding in terms of fulfillment. Then again, here I'm assuming a full relationship beyond sex--could you see yourself being happy with her if everyone else would leave you alone? Because if so then there's your answer.
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>>705027663
It's not just the incest part, it's that it started as rape. You have a good reason to feel bad.
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>>705026151
see if you can get into another fight and test the theory you can't do it again
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>>705028375
A fair point, but now that it's already happened they might as well do whatever makes them happy in my opinion.
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>>705028373
What do you mean, like dating?
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>>705028678
Yes. If the world would leave you alone can you see yourself being happy with her?
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>>705028678
Maybe?
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>>705020581
my sister gave me a handjob
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I picked up a trap and let them blow me while I had a girlfriend. Essentially cheated. Then eventually trap moves in with me and gf and I try to make everyone happy.

This turned into the trap fucking my bitch every night while I was out in the living room. I tried to fuck the trap to make things even but the trap never wanted to fuck me after being with my bitch.

Eventually the trap said they were straight, I attempted suicide, and was sent to a mental ward for trying.

Now I just get high and play call of duty.
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>>705029212
how old was she and how old were you
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>>705028870
Assuming you are the same person as
>>705026151
I think it's at least worth a shot. Assuming you're both teenagers (which I do because it sounds like you live in the same house), think about how ideal it would be to be able to inconspicuously have sleepovers with your girlfriend without adults caring. All I'm saying is I'm a strong supporter of incest (which is weird because I'm an only child) and I think that "because it's taboo" should never be the reason that keeps you from being happy with someone.
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>705029338
I was 13 she was 12
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I comitted the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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In complete honesty I'm pretty sure one of these days I'll probably end up killing someone, but I wanna try and make some good out of it, like make it a really shitty person
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>>705029373
nice
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>>705029345
I did write "Assuming you are the same person as"
but unfortunately, I'm not the poster of
>>705026151
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>>705029345
I mean I wrote "Maybe". Oops, copied you
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>>705022083
Davidchase383@gmail
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>>705029639
Prove it
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>>705030017
This makes so much more sense--I was over here questioning my existence and wondering if it really was me who said "Assuming you are the same person as". I'm not insane yet--hopefully I have at least a few more re-watches of Serial Experiments Lain before that happens.
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>>705020581
I had erectile dysfunction for 3 months back when I was 16, and I miss that period of my life every day.
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>>705030353
Lol sorry for the confusion man.
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My secret is that I got diagnosed with cancer and the doctors gave me 6 months to live. I havent told my friends because I dont want them to be sad that Im going to die.
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>>705030796
Dude... My prayers to you anon
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>>705030796
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>>705028783
Well I'm not at all interested in that, I'm not looking for a relationship with her and I'm not even sure why I fucked her in the first place
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sometimes i actually like 4chan
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>>705020581
What is a secret? If secrets exist, are they possible? If they're not possible, do they really exist?
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I've talked my kid into modelling and use his autism for my personal financial gain because he doesn't understand the meaning of money. Here he is in a seal fur coat.
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>>705031630
>he doesn't understand the meaning of money.
Does anyone?
Do you truly know the value of money?

Perhaps, money has no value at all.
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>>705020581
I have a fetish for girls about 12-13 smoking cigarettes, nothing sexual...just that. I feel so ashamed man
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I catfish
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I've tried killing myself three times
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>>705031824
Money has no real value. Its just pieces of paper/coins.
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>>705032149
Hey, me, too!
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>>705032245
Groovy.
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>>705032219
When money can be used to hold so much power over others, maybe it has more value than most things. Perhaps, power itself, no mater how much it effects how many people, is meaningless and lacks value.
Perhaps, nothing has value; perhaps, everything is meaningless.
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>>705032149
if you truly want to die, why dont dosome thing crazy, go provoke some one, insted of trying to kill yourself, provoke someone and let him kill you
>that´s what i did
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>>705032219
That's what you say, but you'd do pretty much anything for $1,000,000
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>>705032407
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I regularly piss in the sink, I prefer it.
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>>705032149
I literally lost count of how many times I attempted suicide. The only reason I stopped is because I kept failing. I'm always told I shouldn't be alive if I can't live for myself, yet here I am... Only living for other people.
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>>705032498
>but you'd do pretty much anything for $1,000,000
If we had the technology to perfectly replace lost parts, I'd mutilate myself for that money, if it has relatively the same or more value as it does today in the general area I spend most of my time in.
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I exchanged bj's with a guy on /soc/ while I was dressed up in his girlfriend'S clothes.
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>>705032637
>Only living for other people.
You're doing that for yourself. You're fulfilling some sort of selfish desire. Humans are selfish creatures.
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>>705024249
You should self publish this on amazon, other fags will pay to read your gay exploits.
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>>705020581
I feel empty and uncomfortable, unsure, and angry. I don't feel like I belong anywhere.
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>>705030796
Feel bad man. I got cancer but survived. Tip: get a bucketlist and do it. Travel.
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>>705031165
how did it even happen. Greentext pls
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>>705032752
It's mainly because I don't want them to be sad that I'm gone. I pretty much only take their feelings into consideration...
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>>705031845
Once upon a time I was walking with my good friend and a pack of beer. Then a little moth stopped us asking for a sigarette. She was 12 ar maybe 13. The friend told her, that she should quit, but I gave her one. Then she asked for a lightner. All I had was a machbox I gave her. She spent 5-7 matchsticks before she success, and it took a couple of minutes. They were silent as death. She flamed as a torch, said "thank you" and went away speedly. I can remember this event detally even after 10 years passed
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>>705032498
Nah I'm fine as is.
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>>705032875
>I don't feel like I belong anywhere.
Yet, on a regular basis, others feel the same way as you do, just about all of the time.

If not all, just about all humans feel discomfort, emotions relating to uncertainty, anger, not belonging.
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I'm high school swimming coach and i fucked 6 teenagers girls in my 2 years of coaching.

They are hot as fuck, I am currently fucking one right now who is too young to have big tits.
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>>705032962
>I pretty much only take their feelings into consideration...
Which satisfies your feelings.
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I'm a closet libertarian... I can't tell my friends especially after they shit talk libertarians all the time.
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>>705020581
I would do this thing
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>>705031630
*affects
the effects of your post made me ill.
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>>705032875
same
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>>705031630
doing gods work
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>>705033236
Might I ask how it is you get them to fuck? For reasearch
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>>705033256
How would that satisfy my feelings? I feel like shit every single day. Constantly depressed. I get no satisfaction from staying alive.
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>>705033236
greentext, lpease
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>>705033400
You are better than them, take pride in that, anon
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>>705022083

[email protected]
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I got a 13 year old girl drunk and raped her virginity away. She couldn't remember much so we ended up fucking for two more years.
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>>705033573
>I feel like shit every single day. Constantly depressed. I get no satisfaction from staying alive.
Sure, suicide might do more for your net happiness, but it does something, even if so small, for your feelings to stay alive for the feelings of others.

Just because getting stabbed 12 times is bad, it doesn't mean getting stabbed 2 times isn't bad.

Just because getting stabbed 1 time is good, it doesn't mean getting stabbed 2 times isn't also good, relative to getting stabbed 12 times.
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I just fucked a big titted hooker while business. Last week I left some dude suck my cock and two weeks before I sucked a large cock for The first time. I have a hot ass wife who a sub and does anything for me. But essentially when I'm away on business I have to fuck anything and everything
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>>705034118
That's some fucked up shit, yo.
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>>705034220
>I have to fuck anything and everything
You really don't, you just want to.
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>>705034118
mhm mhm and where do you reside?
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>>705034118
ive done this to my sister when she comes home drunk, absolutely no regrets
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>>705034220
Can you chill dude
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>>705022395
you're mentally ill, that's not a kink
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I can't help it, its starts as an itch and I try to distract myself with booze or tv or work. But eventually the itch turns into craving and then I can focus on anything else. Being on business trips amplifies the loneliness until I can't take anymore
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>>705033505
They just came to me.

I threw a carb up party a day before swim meet at my house.

>>705033643
>throw a carb up dinner at my place
>everyone left
>one girl won't leave
>just started flirting at me
>touching me with her tits
>give in and lead her to my bedroom
>she undressed in 1 microsecond and jump into me
>fucked her for hour and keep begging me to cum inside her and i refused

>other one they just asked me for number so they could text me.
>they all think i'm good looking.
>came by my house unexpectedly to ask question as excuse to fuck me
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>>705022395
oh i see, you're just a hoe
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>>705024249
>watched him turn gay

But he was already gay.... If anyone turned gay in that moment it was you
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>>705034213
I get that, but saying that the reason I don't do it is for self-fulfillment is off. Humans aren't naturally selfish. We're only told that at such a young age so often, that everybody believes it. Quite sad, really.

More on the point though, suicide wouldn't do anything for my happiness. It would just end my life, no more, no less.
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>>705023055
This is pretty hot? Tell the story. What kind of dog
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>>705034825
Lucky bastard
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>>705022970
You should use a really thick waterproof mattress pad.
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>>705034532
What's your guess
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>>705029345
taboo is not the only reason against incest you dumb fuck
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>>705035002
>Humans aren't naturally selfish. We're only told that at such a young age so often, that everybody believes it.
That's debatable, but I'm going to bed.

More on the point though, suicide wouldn't do anything for my happiness. It would just end my life, no more, no less.
If you keep living, you keep suffering, so you get a larger suffering to happiness ratio.
If you die, your suffering to happiness ratio doesn't increase, so overall, you get more happiness relative to suffering in your whole life. However, overall, if you do get even a tiny bit of happiness periodically, the overall happiness of your life would be lower if you ended it early.
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>>705023380
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I want to date and be with a camwhore, yet it's nearly impossible to find one or meet one with all the no contact fagging rules and white knight and dick spamming faggots that would ruin my chances
Of actually being able to contact a female CW
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>>705030796
yeah live it up bro- make your lived ones happy then kys like an accident, no bad feelings
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>>705035229
being /fit/, be good looking, and have own nice place in suburb, my dick is only 7.5x 5.8.

athlete girls are unbelievably horny like pig in heat
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I wanna fuck little boys and can't get off anymore without thinking about it.
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When I was a child, I let the family dog orally stimulate me.

I have done sex work during times of hardship to fatten my pockets, and I have manipulated one of my autistic female friends into, essentially, being my slave. She works, I get a profit.

I'm secretly seeing someone twice my age.
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>>705028373
>speaking from experience
don't just gloss over that, explain
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>>705024265
Did that myself anon - fuckload of willpower to turn ot around but can be done. You've got friends pulling for ya - just do it!
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>>705027663
People will only find out if you tell them. If you fuck your sister good, she won't want to jeopardize anything.
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I sometimes whip my dick out in public places. I don't jerk it or anything like that, I just like to see if people notice.
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>>705035462
>If you die, your suffering to happiness ratio doesn't increase, so overall, you get more happiness relative to suffering in your whole life

I see what you're saying now. Thanks for the clarification.
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>>705029212
What was the situation? How did it happen?
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>>705029321
that's your fucking karma for messing with people, you deserve that
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>>705032952
>let sister borrow my car for a couple days and she doesnt gas it up
>which means i'm almost llate to work one day cuz I had to drop $40 into it on my way there, and i really couldn't afford that kind of cash
>so i get home from work and ask her to pay me back, but she refuses cuz she says she didn't drive that much
>which is bullshit
>so we argue, going back and forth, getting louder and louder
>and we argue for a few minutes and i say something like "i know you've been driving it cuz you went out whoring yesterday" and she slaps me
>like full across the face, rocking my head back
>so i backhand her
>she calls me a fucking faggot, grabs something off the kitchen counter, and throws it at me
>she's grabbing for other things on the counter so i hit her again and she goes down, and starts kicking at my knees and thighs, trying for my balls
>i get on the ground to try and pin her, getting my legs on top of her, holding her hands, she's struggling and spitting at me
>everything is just a red haze of anger but she's bucking against me and i realize i'm harder than i've ever been
>and i don't know why but i let that do the thinking for me and i start opening her blouse
>she bucks harder and asks what the fuck i'm doing and i slap her again, hold her hands down with one of mine, and keep unbuttoning until her tits are free
>then i'm tugging at her shorts and she's calling me all kinds of names, yelling for help, pleading with me not to
>but i'm not listening and i get her shorts off, hold her thighs open with my body, get my pants down, and fuck her on the floor
Ugh I can't greentext more, it weirds me out. You get the idea.
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I enjoy the idea of hurting or killing people. I lightly abuse animals. Not because I get angry at them, because I enjoy the feeling of power and their helplessness if I actually wanted to kill them. I am afraid that eventually this will escalate.
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>>705035905
Fuck off pedo
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>>705031165
Do you want to fuck her again? Do you want to give her the best orgasm of her life?
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here https://twitter.com/The_Shitposts
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>>705021801
Shove broom handles up their asses and use them like mops?
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>>705036226
keep going. i'm interested
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>>705034118
No judgements from me
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>>705036276
Same here, minus the lightly abusing animals. I can somewhat restrain myself from killing or hurting things. I generally laugh when things die or get hurt.
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>>705037001
No judgement, but why? just curious.
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>>705036226

Sounds like several dates I've had.
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>>705035441
What are other reasons that matter? Having kids? That's stupid. Incest doesn't cause pregnancy, not using protection causes pregnancy. How many people have you fucked that did not get pregnant. If they want to have sex, let them have sex
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>>705029321

Sorry anon. Sometimes the trap isn't the dick. It's the fucker behind it.
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>>705035830
Not really.
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>>705029321
Pic related, you fell for it.
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>>705032593
second.
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>>705026151
A means to clear your conscience - the issue of "incest" boils down to 3 factors:
A) genetic anomalies occur when a child is conceived (solution: put'a hat on that)
B) religion "damns you to hell" for the practice - this is up to the individual, but seriously, what do we NOT do that, according to religion, won't send us to hell?
C) Social negativity towards the practice. Why would you go public with it? If you won't go pub w/ the starred #'s in your blackbook, why would you with her?
Enjoy the moment.
Revel in the fun and excitement... Deeper feeling come to surface in the face of emotion (your "hate-fucking") which tells me that, deep down inside, you want to.
Don't be ashamed.. Love (as a sister) her more.. Be grateful she would give you this gift and share herself with you (and I recommend she do the same).
Best of luck with your inner struggle - our "socially trained, brainwashed" conscience is a bitch to work through.
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>>705036226
Continue please
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>>705037001
Oh, I can restrain myself just fine. I just choose not to, other than not causing any real harm.
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>>705037650
deep man
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>>705020581
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It's not a secret but I'm involved with the apocalypse :/
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>>705037650
Second this
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>>705037185
I just truly love seeing things in pain. Something about the way they move or desperately try to survive in the case I stab them or something. It doesn't sexually please me though. I haven't quite figured out why I like seeing things struggle. I mostly do it to bugs though... Would hate to get in trouble for killing something in cold blood because I thought it would be fun. Chipmunks and Squirrels are generally what I kill if it's an animal. My friend also intentionally runs over critters in the road. Not cats and dogs though. However, most of the time after they're dead, I like to burn the corpses to smell the burning flesh of something. Not squirrels though. They taste good in soup.
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>>705020581
I intend to slowly 'cut off' my family ties when I move back overseas. I'll keep in contact with my parents, but no one else.
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>>705037928
>>705037185
That's cool
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my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
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>>705037650
The religion aspect is pretty flimsy anyway. The Bible is filled with incest. The Quran is based off the old testament as well, so same shit applies. Most religions involve copious amounts of incest, pedophilia, rape, cruelty, etc, "but when we do it, it's okay" is basically their chief rule.
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I started jacking off at 10
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>>705037928
I go for bugs too. Mostly moths, you can tear their wings off and they'll still squirm around for a while. Can get at their legs too.
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I honestly have no sympathy for anyone else and feel no more emotion but anger I want to kill myself often but I also don't wanna die a fucking loser
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>>705037244
ok so the risky thrill bullshit will wear off and you're just two people right, but you're two people who cannot have children of their own and who will be in each others life for good wether they want to be or not- if the relationship goes the way of the vast majority of relationships you'd be potentially stuck with someone who cheated/turned out to not actually be a compatible person. plus if you're a dad, do you want your children staying in and fucking instead of making real social connections/working/growing and finding their identity?
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>>705037244
>increased chance of genetic mutations

only really a risk if you're very close relatives (siblings, parent/child) or you're working in a very small gene pool (your family has been fucking for generations).

If you're fucking a cousin and it's not a family tradition the risks of mutation and deformity is low enough to ignore.
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I still suck my thumb like a baby and im an adult ... i want to stop
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>>705038984
I generally stick a needle or something through something that flies and watch it try to fly away before I take a heated stick and burn it to death. Moths, flies, beetles, ect. Anything that's in my house is a target.
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I made out with my retarded cousin will green text my embarrassment (on phone tho so might be slow) (am newfag)
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>>705037650
he raped his sister. this shouldn't be justifiable
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>>705038458
Agreed
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>>705039630
Huh, the needle thing is kinda cool. I prefer killing them with my own fingers or just watching them squirm until they die than burning or whatever, though. I've also wanted to try out cutting things recently, I've only pulled parts off before and have never used scissors or whatever.

And yeah, it doubles as pest control, on a small scale.
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>>705038448
how many fongers did they get in?
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>>705036707
>>705037729
I really shouldn't. I' not going to greentext it. Just, I fucked her on the floor, holding her down while she tried to get away, or get a hand loose to hit me. She spat and screamed but had her legs wrapped around me. The screaming got less intense and became more like moans or groans. I pulled out of her, flipped her onto her stomach, and she rose up on her knees with her head down and didn't try to get away. She let me fuck her from behind until i finally came in her. I made her suck my cock clean and kinda started to realize what I had done, so I fixed my clothes and went to my room. We didn't talk for the rest of the day and the next day she acted real sweetly towards me. Knocked on my door and gave me a twenty for the gas, acting the way she does with guys she has crushes on--looking up at me with her head tilted down, biting her lip, talking in this almost-sorta-babyish voice. She's never been modest around the house ubt now when our parents are gone she'll go topless or in just a pair of panties. She grabs at my crotch when i pass by. She's always coming up to my room and tries to talk to me from the door but i just ignore her til she goes.
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>>705032149
If you truly wanted to kill yourself you would succeed on the first try. Stop being an attention seeking faggot
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Im really attracted to my sister. I wanna fuck her so bad.
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>>705040323
I only use scissors on things that can't fly. Easier targets. Besides, it's funny watching an awkwardly sliced ant try to make its way back to wherever it came from. I've smashed enough things with my hands that it's gotten boring to me though.
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>>705040685
have you tried >>705040404
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>>705040404
I really hate the way that some women get towards people they have crushes on. That whole vulnerable baby-voice thing. Makes me want to hurt them, honestly.
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>>705040685
sure can't blame you
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>>705040742
Yeah I fucking hate ants, so I usually just smash the little shits before they have a chance to crawl somewhere I don't want them. I make a special point to go out of my way to kill any individual ants I see on the ground.
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>>705039438
Did you always or did you restart? How long? What do your teeth look like?
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>>705041081
She's so tight and perfect. Love hugging her and feeling her against me. She smells so good too.
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>>705041285
>I make a special point to go out of my way to kill any individual ants I see on the ground.

Same here. It's awesome when I have firecrackers or a blowtorch.
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>>705040685
You should become awesome and make her be the one that wants to fuck you
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Came in my friends gfs eggs once.
>pic related
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My stepdad started abusing me when I was nine. He would film what he did to me. He also made me do the same things to his sons who were older than me. One was twelve the other was fourteen . My mom knew what was going on but was more concerned with her next meth fix. This became my normal and I thought it was what I was supposed to do so I did it happily for a long time. I gave my body up to boys for pretty much no reason other than they were being nice to me. I did a lot of things I regret and I know it screwed me up a lot... But I still touch myself to the memories sometimes. I know what they did was wrong but it didn't seem so wrong at the time and when I remember the times I don't have any bad feelings attached to them I only remember the thrill and pleasure of the experience. I know it's wrong but I can't help it.
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>>705029700
You're a fucking liar
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>>705039985

She stopped saying no, doesn't that count for something?
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>>705041960
Do you still have contact with any of them?
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>>705041506

Is she a vegan? Cause I don't fuck vegans unless I'm blackout drunk.
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>>705041565
Haha, you seem to be more of a pyro than I am when it comes to this stuff. I like fire and explosions as much as the next guy, but they're not really my thing when it comes to hurting things. I guess it's because I really like the feeling of them being helpless against ME, not the fire.
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>>705042173
He's dead and I prefer not to keep in contact with the boys.>>705042378
The shame is part of why I'm turned on I like the taboo feeling but it was wrong. I did not do these things on my own I was forced.
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>>705020581
I am a sand nigger that looks like a member of the supreme aryan race. (White arab)
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>>705041960

I can relate. I was molested by a gay boy next door when he was 13 and I was 8. You like it at the time. You're excited by it and it's pleasurable. You're turned on. And then you keep doing it over and over after they stop molesting you. You seek it out for the rest of your life. And it's almost like it's the only thing that can really turn you on. "Normal" sex is fine, but it's not the same. And you're not even angry about it happening to you, because, as far as you remember, you liked it.

I'm not angry at the kid for doing it to me. But I am angry sometimes that now I have a fetish that I need to fulfill. And I'm sort of a sex addict. I wonder sometimes how it would be to just be normal and want a normal sex life. To not have to repeat what was done to me over and over like a drug addict.
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>>705030796
Dude feels, live it up
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>>705042378
Let me clarify since it might be confusing I think about my times with his boys not the times I spent with him.
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I watch North Korean movies from time to time.
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I fap almost exclusively to futa porn and I hate myself for it.
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>>705042479
Ah, yeah. I'm a huge pyro. Any bonfire I can build, I will. Have cut down trees just to burn them. It's less them being helpless against me, and more of them just being helpless in general. Bugs on logs are especially entertaining. Have sat in front of a fire watching bugs burn off a log for 3 hours straight.
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I shitpost "Secrets Threads".
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>>705040404
holy shit dude that is hot and your sister sounds like a slut ,got a pic?
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I'm a male but I'm as vain as a female. I'm obsessed with being thin and attractive. I obsess over diet and working out. It's like #1 priority in my life. And I constantly think I'm fat and gross.
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>>705040975

Same. It's the reason I hate Japanese porn. Fake little-girl moans and squeals.
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>>705042974
Yeah, I can understand that. I like fire as well, but it's more of a general thing for me and not specific to this. I just think it's cool... Something about the beauty and warmth of a fire that you just don't get elsewhere.
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>>705024203
A teacher in my school did that with the faces of his tudents, now he's bottom bitch at the local penitentiary
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>>705020581
I sometimes don't tell my mom things.

This is strange, as through all of my childhood, whenever something happens, I would tell her. Now, I'm the only person left. Just my mother and I, and now I withhold information from her.
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>>705041960
Favorite memory?
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>>705041960
hello again anon
given you've been visiting so often, pls post pictures of you touching yourself while thinking about being molested
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>>705020581
My girlfriend cheated on me and im not convinced i should stay with her.
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i've had an almost overwhelming urge to fuck my sister at times. mostly when we haven't seen each other and are visiting. i've gotten pretty close to going into her bed and trying to fuck her. i know she'd freak out and push me off. she wouldn't be into it at all. but i wonder why i have this feeling.
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>>705040404
you showed her what an alpha/dom experience is like and she really liked it.

Did you guys have an absent father or something?
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>>705043307
The main thing I like about fire is the way it burns things. I love heat, so I'm always the one closest to the fire. If it's not too hot, you're too far from it. At least in my opinion. I've had multiple articles of clothing get scorched or slightly melted in the case of one particular sweatshirt.
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>>705035830
English not a first language?
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>>705042386
She eats a lot actually. Works out a ton though. She's really into gymnastics and cross fit.
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>>705043607
No, we still have both parents, they aren't divorced, nothing like that.
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I really wanna cheat on my gf with this cute young girl at work.
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>>705043849
Did she send these to you or did you pull them off a FB/instagram/etc
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>>705043480
Ask her why she cheated. If you need to work on the relationship, as in she cheated because of something about you, at least try. If she does it again, dump her.

If she can't come up with a good reason to at least think about cheating, tell her to fuck off and get your ass outta there.
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>>705044208
She sent the selfie. She likes teasing me.
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>>705043400
The memories I think about the most are when he would have them both have sex with me at the same time. Just the mix of hands and mouths and tongues and other parts all over and in me. I still love threesomes doesn't have to be two guys tho.
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>>705043654
Well, I should really get going to bed now. Was nice talking to someone who feels similarly to me.
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>>705044368
Then maybe you ought to make a move... she's sending you selfies with her nipples prominent, that's not normal, that's "fuck me" behavior
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>>705044402
Did u cum really hard during those experiences?
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>>705044432
Indeed.
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>>705042741
I feel similar but I do kinda hate my step dad. I'm really mixed when comes to him outside the abuse he wasn't a terrible parent I still didn't like doing stuff with him. But I did like doing it with his boys( I really don't like calling them my brothers) and I don't blame them for anything. They didn't have a choice either.
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>>705043304
Ugh, tell me about it. Honestly, I think I just have a problem with showing vulnerability. I think it looks/sounds incredibly stupid, like she's regressing back to being a kid again. Which I really hate the idea of. I don't think I could ever be with a woman who did that, in sex or outside of it. Pisses me off too much.
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I am in love with someone. Three actual. And none of them are my wife.
One is too stoned remember me any more.
One is in an abusive relationship and has likely sucked to many cocks to remember mine.
And the last, well she doesn't know I think of her, dream of her.
I am wracked with guilt and sadness everyday because I have a life partner and she is none of them.
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I was in one of those snapchat "raid" threads and added several of them. Not sending dick pics, but not telling them about the thread either. This one girl added me back the next day.( I would tell every girl that I added them on accident, that i thought they were someone else.)

This girl was very sweet and we really hit it off. Like I really really like everything about her. We've video chat several times that would last a few hours each time. I actually really like her now. We've made plans to visit each other next summer.

I can never tell her where I really got her name from.
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>>705044561
Not at first. None of us had any idea what we were doing really but after agile we learned each others likes and dislikes. And eventually they knew how and where to touch me.
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>>705044492
You think she's down? She's so fucking pretty.
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>>705020581
I masturbated to a retard girl with mobility issues on webcam using skype. She liked tough
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>>705044735
Have the boys ever tried to contact yu?
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ive helped 3 past gfs get fucked by dogs
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>>705044952
"accidentally" send her a dick pic
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>>705020581
just had the first sex since my 5 year relationship ended 3 months ago, and when push came to shove my little guy wouldn't stay hard for more than 2 minutes
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>>705045056
Yes actually the younger one tried to add me on fb about five years ago. Declined and blocked. I'm not interested in going there. We are both married to different people and i don't know about his wife but I'd rather my husband never know.
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>>705043849

I have to settle for strippers.
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>>705032593
Water saving
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>>705033049
........ What?
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>>705045201
>my little guy wouldn't stay hard for more than 2 minutes

Just had the happen last week with a hooker for the first time in years if you don't count whiskey dick. She eventually finished me with an hj. The weird thing was that she wanted to meet my wife when she came to pick me up.
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>>705045544

You still have to run the water or the room will start to smell.
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>>705020581
Caught my 11yo cousin doing ungodly things with my dog. I have no clue what to do about it though.
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I WANT TO FUCK MY COUSIN SO BAD
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I'd fuck my daughter in a heart beat
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>>705022643
I was in the same boat as you when I was 25. thought I'd never get laid, and when It happened. It was glorious. Met a freak and she rocked my world. Then things became complicated and I'm now a father to a 3 year old boy. Getting divorced at the moment. So if I was you I'd hold out as long as possible and try and find a nice girl that actually has core values instead of just wanting to get knocked up. Stay away from whores is what I'm getting at..lol... Its not worth it bro....Speaking from experience.
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>>705043480
Neither am I. Kick her ass to the curb, she'll only cheat again
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>>705046897
seconded
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>>705047031
Thirded
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>>705042016
your honour, she stopped saying no after a bit doesn't that count for something?
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>>705044995
kek

that reminds me. when I was about 14 I used to get an 18-year-old autistic girl to masturbate for me on cam

feel shit about it now
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I like the smell of my own farts. When I was young, I'd collect them in plastic bottles and get high on them later on.
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>>705044012
you're a piece of shit, the fact you are feeling this way means you need to break up with your gf, then you're free to do what you want
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>>705044898
amazing
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>>705043480
She took advantage of your trust, if that were me i'd kick the bitch to the curve.

> You fuck up once and youre out
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>>705047543
She cheated on me I took her back.
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>>705047921
Well theres your mistake you fucking cuck
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I spent $7,000 on a tanning bed and a couple hidden cams just to see my wifes sisters naked when they came over to tan for free.
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A'ight, /b/. I've just been told that I now have cancer, and only have so long to live. What do?
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>>705049025
Shoot up your local school
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>>705020581
I want to have a daughter so I can groom her for my own selfish reasons.
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