REMINDER that you can only label yourself as having a big dick if it's above 8 inches.
Anything lower than that is just a measly "above average".
shrimp dick averagefags and microcucks need bow the fuck down to us
>>705011399
you act as if every pussy out there is identical. fucking kids....
>>705011399
hail large
AVERAGEFAGS AND MICROCUCKS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD
>>705011399
shitty b8
>>705011809
you act as if every pussy can't fit an 8 incher
>>705011399
painful sex isnt what every girl wants every night
>>705011399
Oh look. A bait thread. Not big surprise.
>>705012445
oh look, the vast majority of you have small dicks
not big surprise (is small surprise)
>>705012311
>>705012237
>>705011809
>>705011399
When you need validation from a bunch of ones and zeros on your screen, It's time to get help.
>>705012563
When you get upset over this, it's time to get help.
>>705012539
Didn't mean to tag you fellow large ;)
>>705012601
>>705012539
>>705011399
according to statistics gay men are more interested in large cocks then women.
>No women on the internet so op and anons must be gay
>>705012659
it's okay bro ;D
all these microdicklets need to admit that they can't fully pleasure a woman like we can
Needledicks and manlets BTFO
>>705011399
>implying women want a gourd jammed in their pussy
>>705012563
> a bunch of ones and zeros on your screen
Kill yourself.
>>705012753
gay men don't have standards like women do
they don't have to worry about being called whores or sluts for liking big dicks
>>705012820
>implying women want a cuck to pleasure them with a centimeter
fuck off fag
>>705012760
there's no better pleasure
>>705012760
Wow she's worshippable.
This entire thread
>>705013329
pic related
it's you
>>705013329
Know what else is low quality? Your fucking needle dick fag.
>>705011399
>>705013432
holy fuck that dude doesn't even have balls but thats probably how all microcucks look like
My dick is long, but skinny.
I feel like this makes the length notsogreat
>>705013624
Pokey
>>705013624
thanks for being honest, unlike these other fags
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one compensates for the other no?
The size of your dick has zero impact on your ability to get laid. By the time she sees it, the deal has already been sealed, unless it's freakishly small.
>>705013432
I love how you just keep pics of baked dudes on your computer, what a complete faggot
>>705013777
trips conform
>>705013746
>>705013686
I reckon length doesn't matter to a point and girth is more impactful, dick is probably no better than average in that regard.
Feeling average is not a complacent feeling.
This thread needs spiderman.
>>705013746
Ok then in the spirit of honesty; I feel as though my dick is tiny when flaccid, but actually (according to op) larger than average when hard. Is that weird, anyone?
I'm talking 2" soft and 7" hard.
>>705014008
are you sure its 2" soft all the time? or only when you jump in a pool & its really cold, etc
>>705013953
Once you pass the large threshold.
>>705013953
Feeling like your dick is about as exciting as lukewarm glass of water?
Probably not
>>705012773
This image proves that women are more superficial than men tenfold.
>>705011399
tool
>>705011399
You seem very obsessed with dicks.
>>705014176
Great gif largebro hahaha
>>705014200
Shut up manlet
>>705014129
Ehh, if I go tryhard and push down before I measure it's about 3" soft.
ITT: Faggots talking about dicks.
>Go back to your trap threads, you filthy homosexuals.
>>705014378
well no one's going to suck your dick flaccid, you're a largebro if you're large erect (or flaccid)
>>705012773
>Desperately holding on to a false sense of superiority.
This is why you're a virgin.
>>705011399
>foreplay still needed to reach orgasm
This is true for 90% of women no matter what size your dick is. A virgin must have written this
>>705014341
Lol I can hear Bill Hicks going
"the world just got lighter! I think we lost another moron!"
>>705014176
My dick is like a good looking green curry.
It looks great and you cant wait to try some of that spice but then, when you actually eat it, its not so spicy as you thought it would be and feel deceived, but you'll eat it anyway.
>>705014616
>Your dick is literally bait and switch
Is is big enough that it wont fit inside a paper towel tube at least?
>>705013777
your right
>>705012773 and women wonder why they get shafted and then dumped
>>705014503
I guess? It is getting a little gay now I gotta agree with
the repressed trap >>705014401 and bail.
Laters roodypoos
My dick is 8 + inches long and girthy I admit I does have its pros and cons.You all probably know the pros but the cons.. let me tell you.Having a large penis doesn't guarantee sex whenever you want.Sometimes my gf for 3 years won't have sex with me because I'm hurting her and Im not even allowed to ram her hard with full force.Most of the time she wants to ride me so she can be in control.
Over 8 inches... It's not as fun as you think.. some positions are unachievable, hearing "ow" when you go too deep isn't fun.
>>705014848
I think it would fit in one, but how much girth we talking here?
>>705012773
Them timestamps, wow someone was cucked by a short guy and they were mad for at least a year that's hilarious.
>>705014926
You have a shitty and controlling girlfriend who is using your dick as an excuse, dumbass.
REMEMBER UR ONLY TALL IF UR AS TALL AS THE TALLEST 0.13% OF HUMANS
Yeah that's how statistics works, you just make a biased summary judgment about what "good" is and go from there!
>>705015056
1.5" diam
SPIDERMAN THREAD
>>705015335
Oh, no way then. Paper towel roll, rolls must be bigger here in Aus or something....or at least the ones I have.
lol
>>705011399
Tall... big dick... It's alright man, just don't be ugly.
>>705011399
>over a hundred different women
what a sample size
surely there's no bias here
>>705011399
>>705011399
this bait is top tier
>>705011399
>pretending your dick size makes you a superior person
pretty obsessed with dick my man, maybe you're actually gay?
>>705011399
Fuck you <3
>>705011399
> "We asked over a hundred different women"
> "over a hundred different women"
> "over a hundred"
> Implying over a hundred but less than 200
>>705011399
>13 inches
Bow down to me
>>705011399
average wont contribute to attractiveness, just like average size breasts will not contribute to attractiveness of a girl.
>>705012941
Sauce please
>>705011399
Fuck this chart and the cunts who made it. Yes i qualify as tiny. buying large truck and assault rifles as we speak.
Reminder: hitting the cervix is painful
>>705011399
FUUGG OFF
>>705013814
it's called google lol
fucking idiot
>>705011399
this was made only to make fags like people on here jealous of dicks they've never seen
>>705011399
fag
>>705012941
Whores and sluts like multiple dicks
get it right dipshit
>>705020495
>>705020449
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>>705020229
>that feel when your bait is so successful that it attracted spiderman posters with small dicks
signs of a successful bait
>>705020590
big dicks are so rare that you have to sleep with multiple men to eventually encounter one
learn to math buddeh
>>705011399
4 inch cock here xd
>>705011399
No you dip shit. Put your dick in a toilet paper tube. If you stick out the other end and you fill up the tube, then you passed the only test that matters. This is universal.
>>705011399
Gay
>>705021189
toilet paper tubes are tiny
nothing to be proud of
>>705021189
Well shit I pass when I have a 100% erection it gets stuck, normal erected fills it and I go well passed it.
>>705021506
Take the roll out and put it in your mouth and see how wrong you are
>>705021636
sounds like something you tested yourself
>>705021506
Got the job done on your mom, fag. Could have attracted enough whales with her moaning to make Ahab have an existential crisis.
Zoobie
i'm only 7.5 but ive never had a woman not comment on how big i was
>>705011399
I'm 7.5 nearly 8 sometimes and I can't fit in some girls so it's all subjective (had a girl with tight pussy it always fit but was rough large dicks require foreplay morons or it won't fit unless ur fucking a loose bitch)
>>705011399
wew lads
>>705017330
I'd feel bad for u f this was true
>>705023738
only you 6 inch fags think having a big dick is bad
