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a cup
coke
pepsi
>>705004366
Bread
Cheese
Butter
>>705004515
you fucking sick fuck
>>705004366
Coat hangers, birth control, oxy peroxide
>>705004366
Lube
Chains
Sleeping Pills
>>705004366
a Samsung 55 inch Tv
Baby oil
a DVD of season 1 blues clues
>I have kids doe.
A Madonna album
An Ozzy album
A One Direction album
>>705004366
Cactus
Olive oil
First aid kit
nicotine free tobacco
filters
OCB papers
bleach
nails
pot
>Butter
>Butter
>Butter
i can't believe it's not butter
We don't have walmart here so Idk what they sell.
>>705005452
> actually this retarded
every walmart sells the same shit, you wog
> Donuts
> Donut Holes
> Glue
A jar of dill pickles, lotion and forceps
Cucumber, lube, toddlers in tiaras season 1
An axe
Trashbags
Bleach
Baking soda
Vinegar
Enema kit
>>705004366
A cucumber.
Vaseline.
A belt.
> 12-pack of bud light
> sleeveless shirt
> teddy bear
>>705004366
1 shoe{not a pair}
Those big rolls of tickets
A first act guitar
Bonus points for being high on stimulants and trying to sneak something out inside the shoe
Shotgun, shells, bottle of jim beam
pseudophed
matches
kitchen scale
>>705006003
I'm actually confused. I think you win.
>>705005595
Well being that we don't have Walmart... what might it be that they all sell?
>>705006299
kys eurotrash
>>705004366
grapefruit
microwave
hannah montana wig
>>705006344
My dubs trump yours Amerifag
>Cum on the cashier
>steal pack of big league chew
>ask greeter for smiley sticker on way out
>>705006445
my Trump bombs your country shitskin
walmart employees no longer have souls nothing will work
>>705006645
Why isn't Hillary ahead by 50 points?
>>705006191
only a select few walmarts sell guns nowadays, though.
2 boxes of pickle flavored popsicles
1 big bottle of lube
>>705006572
Bag of walnuts
Lube
Scissors
Diapers. Pretend I don't have enough and put the diapers back
>>705004366
Candy
Rope
Black van
little girl's dress
pregnancy test
box of chardonnay
Cigarettes
Beer
Steak
Baby formula
End up having to to put something back at checkout, choose the formula
>Ps4 controller
>Ps4 game
>Xbox one
>>705006771
not that anon, but election rigging.
>>705007055
>>705007273
Pretty original there bud
20 lbs of lye
duct tape
large trash bags
Plastic dinosaur.
Can of air duster.
.223 bullets.
>i really did grab just those from walmart a few weeks ago.
boy's underwear
12 pack of enemas
video camera
buy guns
buy ammunition
buy school uniform
tfw no murrifucks given
>dog leash
>peanut butter
>condoms
>>705007624
i was in wally marts a few minutes ago. the girl in front of me bought a bell pepper and a pregnancy test. no shit.
Preparation H
Herpecin L
"ultra-soft" toilet paper
crisco
condoms
tampons
Show up with a box of condoms pretend not to have enough cash a d come back with
Lube
Cling wrap
Rubber bands
Gaffer tape, nitrile gloves, condoms
blonde wig (they've already got halloween stuff out)
pantyhose
12 pack of condoms
>>705007654
/thread
>>705008000
Czech 'em
>>705007771
wally world is an interdimensional portal i think.
Black face paint
Poster board
Black lives matter teeshirt
>I'm a ginger
>>705008666
evil tripz, yo
Children.
>>705005452
They litteraly sell everything. From guns, to children's toys to torture devices to food. Its every store in one.
Snack baggies
A grinder
Biggest thing of oregano I could find.
bullets
bullets
bullets
>>705004366
Bag of candy, Halloween themed bowl, 100 pack of razor blades
Duct tape
Shovel
Casket
>yes walmart sells caskets
Donuts
Donut holes
Super glue
>>705004366
Pressure cooker
Pressure cooker
Pressure cooker
>>705009078
>walmart
>a grinder
haha 420 do you smoke weed cuz i do XD
>>705009435
you stole my bullets joke
Microwavable chinese meal, scotch tape, light brown complexion foundation
>>705004366
diapers,condoms, and crisco
>>705004366
Tissues
Lube
Boohbah DVD
Rope
10 tubes of Ben-Gay
Funnel
Vibrating cock ring
Sleeping pills
Dora the explorer backpack
Bowl
Skittles
M&Ms
Fertilizer
Gas can
Oklahoma tee shirt
>>705010053
You...you monster.
>>705005621
kek
Live fish
Funnel
Anal ease
Chilli sauce
Tampons
Video camera
"Just picking these up for my girlfriend, it's her time of the month"
>>705010153
Stool softener
Stool
Condoms
>>705004366
Shotgun shells
Shotgun
Largest container of mayo they have
>>705010911
Oops kept a reply open
>>705004366
Tylenol PM
Grey Goose
Compactor Bags
Box of fudge Popsicles
Box of laxatives
Popsicle making kit
donald trump coloring book (yes, they have that)
frozen taquitos
astroglide
Rope
Vaseline
Chair
>>705005142
fave
KY jelly
Condoms
Patio umbrella
Watermelon
Case of Mickeys
Adult size diapers
>>705004366
Extension cord
Toaster
Bathtub plug
>>705007358
Genuinely mad
GG
Ski mask
Gun
Rope
duct tape
teddy bear
condoms
Gummi worms
Hot sauce
Enema
Donut holes
Super glue
Donuts.
>>705013600
Kek
>>705005621
/thread
Candy
Rope
Soundproof mats.
>>705013122
>>705013300
>>705013377
>>705013600
>>705013655
What the holy dubfuk
>laxitives
>4litre jug of milk
>no name vegan hotdogs
One banana
Ziplock bags
Shaving creme
>>705007354
Best one so far
>>705006572
>tfw at walmart yesterday
>go to self checkout
>none available
>wait
>check out station manager guy tells me to come over and he'll ring me up
>O-Okay
>fucker gives keeps smiling at me all funny like
>picks up a yellow smiley face sticker and shoves his thumb in my face asking if I want a smiley face to "brighten my day up"
>tell him "Not really, no."
>quickly think oh shit I was rude, backpeddle
>say "But you can put it on this cereal box and make its day!"
>nailed it.tiff
>place stack of boxes on the counter next to me to put them in bags
>start putting them in bags
>fucker's still eyeballing the living fuck out of me with a creepy ass smile
>dude wanted to toss swords
>grabbed my bags and got the fuck out of there
Mr. Smileyface Guy, if you're reading this, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, I'm just not gay. pls no boipucci
×12 Jumex papaya flavor
Hamster tube
Scented candle
>>705004366
Palsternackor
Rosa Lakan
Fjärde säsongen av Dellert Dellert på DVD
A box of wine
Magnum Condoms
A funnel
>>705014592
>toss swords
fucking kek
Frying pan
Some gold fish
How to cook seafood guide
Pressure cooker
fireworks
Qu'ran
Cucumber
Book about abused woman
Child bicycle
A Glove
A Knife
Lance Allen Ito
>>705014854
Not quite sure why gay guys keep hitting on me. Do I have "Fuck me sideways, I'm gay for your poodle" written on my back?
Mother of god.
>>705015100
Best one I've seen
KY Jelly
Power Drill
Cucumber
>>705004366
>cheap beer
>cheap smokes
>a gift card with $0 balance
>>705004366
bushel of bananas
staple gun
box of xl condoms
>>705015417
2sp00ky
best of luck /b/ro
Ribbed condoms
Peanut Butter
And a large cucumber
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>705014592
>>705014592
>>705014592
Toaster
Extension cord
Fedora
Goldfish
Yeast infection kit
6 pack of kiddies underwear
butter
condoms
mayonnaise
>>705004366
Some condoms
Some anal lube
A bunch of flowers
(Actually done this)
>>705015842
>>705015702
End my suffering :^)
If any of you were there to read it (probably not), I was also that guy that dealt with the black guy in the ocean.
>>705016240
What was the occasion?
>>705016290
Convincing gf to take it in the ass. WINRAR!
calipers
calipers
calipers
>>705016392
God damn, my girlfriend hates flowers
>they'll die
She says
Fuck bitch, I'll die too eventually.
>>705016584
Try fucking her in the pooper!
>>705015417
It might be a good idea to get rid of that shirt.
>>705016713
Ouch ouch it hurts, after an hour of being so fucking slow and gentle.
Fingers = no problem
penis = mega pain from hell chika can't stand it
I don't really care though, she's one hell of a lay.
A wire coat hanger, Viagra, and handcuffs.
>>705017087
"the show must go on"
>>705016949
>viagra
Not even Walmart sell prescription drugs over the counter
>evening gown
>bra
>water balloons
2 liter of sprite
Big thinga Cough syrup
Styrafoam cup
>>705004366
Buzz Lightyear
Condoms
Butter
>>705016923
More lube and a medium butt plug. Fuck her pussy with butt plug in her ass to get muscles relaxed.
>>705017271
kek
>>705004366
Jergins
Kleenex
Season one icarly
Three copies of saw II on blue ray
Wizard hat
Harry potter and the sorcerers stone
Lube
Leviosaaaahhhh
>>705004366
Lube
Baseball bat
Apron
Grape fruit
Knife
Lube
>>705015738
>threehundredandsixty
>>705018768
>being this new
Faggot
>>705006191
>mfw I live in virginia so walmart has the gun but not the beam
>>705004366
hotdog
toothpaste
hotdog buns
>>705010053
>>705010293
M&M's
Skittles
Reese's Pieces
already have a bowl
Happy Halloween, kids! Take a handful!
>>705009536
underrated
>>705004366
pregnancy test
rat cage
pvc pipe
3 legged stool.
Book on knot tying
5 metre rope
Dora the Explorer backpack
Lunchables
pressure cooker
hammer
nails
bandages
>>705004366
The cashiers at my walmart are south east asian barely speak english types. What spooks them?
girls underwear
dog treats
webcam
Mentos, Dt Soda, Enema kit
>>705004366
fun noodle
10w40
dog leash
>>705005918
Underrated
>>705006868
Wait, you're telling me that Walmarts with guns are rare? Walmart here has tons of guns but doesn't sell liquor...
>>705016478
This one knows too much.
>>705004366
Foam Hulk Fists
K-Y Jelly
Dozen Roses
>>705016269
>dealt with the black guy in the ocean
you... what?
condoms condoms condoms,
or an alternative is
lube lube lube
