Story time /b/!
After traveling the Mojave for hours with nothing but the clothes on your back, an almost empty canteen & a tan that can beat the sun, you stop and take a moment, knowing that anything can go wrong in a moment.
Dubs decides what happens next.
Dig a huge hole to live in
>>705003541
anon gets raped and dies via black nigger dong
Praise the sun in hopes to live another day.
Put scorpion inside asshole
>>705003541
Fuck the scorpion!
And fuck him hard.
Bumping for interest
>>705003962
This. Scorps loves the D.
>>705004400
Oh man, what a waste of dubs
Praise the sun.
>>705004400
triple dubs wasted on this fucking shit
>>705003959
>>705005200
yES
Cuck'd
Take a shit in the Mother.
Stranded, far from civilization, you end up reverting to a primal state where you want to fuck everything you see in kinky-as-shit attempt in preserving your gene-pool. As you shove the scorpion up your ass you feel blood start to pool below your knees as it soaks into the hot, dry sand.
>>705003541
Do this
>>705006251
>eat the scorpion poophole and die of rabies, then hitchhike my mother in law and get pregnant while getting the fuck out
Dump remaining water in ass
>>705006511
dubs
>>705006549
Rollin
>>705006549
Roll
find a fleshlight in the sand and fuck in it but havent drunk water in so long you dont cum instead you pass a kidney stone mid orgasm
>>705006773
Rolling!!!!
Kill all your siblings
>>705006773
This one
>>705006511
Winrar
>>705006549
rol'n
>>705007000
HOLY FUCK TRIPS WASTED FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GO DIE FUCKING FAG
>>705007062
um ok you sound buttmad
guess you've never seen trips before
>>705007000
Ahaha
>>705006773
this but zoom in on his dick op and make a cross section of the kidney stone passing thru his dick
Fucking benny pops out of nowhere with a revolver and says "the game was rigged from the start baby"
>>705007327
lol roll
>>705007000
Roll
>>705006773
>>705007327
>>705006549
All three
>>705007499
Rolling
>>705007499
Dubs again fuck this
Kek wills for me
>>705007587
Roll
>>705007516
Roll
Still, in a primal stupor, you remove the scorpion from your rectum (ignoring all of the blood that has accumulated since you tried to shove it up your fucking ass) & move to eat the unrecognizable husk to obtain nutrients. You have one goal in mind: Survive
After you get used to the lightheadedness due to the loss of blood you think you see a road leading to a fenced off area in the distance, maybe you can hitch a ride down there.
>>705007277
>>705007062
GG, dubs wasted, then trips? Gotta love that luck.
>>705007809
Smear bloodsoaked sand on nipples and forehead
>>705006251
Use your the blood from your asshole to write:
"I <3 NIGGERS"
in the sand as large as possible in hopes that it will attract niggers to your position.
>>705007809
Sand in ass to absorb remaining blood
>>705007948
Great-ass luck
>>705007516
Rolling for these 3
>>705008065
m3 2 br0 xD
>>705007809
>then happened an Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada
>>705007809
Forgot to add: You start to foam at the mouth for whatever reason, even though you know as a fact that scorpions do not carry rabies.
>>705007809
Use the bloody red sand to spell out:
"FREE CHICKEN 4 NIGGERS"
in the sand in hopes of attracting niggers to your position
>>705008231
Yell:
"HEY LOOK A PASSED OUT WHITE GIRL WITH $300 AND A WATERMELON!"
as loud as you can in hopes of luring niggers to the scene
look at your bloody hands and question your life ans existence
>>705008231
DEPORT ALL MEXICANS
Perform a ritual to summon the great lord Harambe.
>>705008809
Do you even know where the Mojave is?
>>705008231
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR
>>705008231
Military personel capture and restrain him, taking him in to Area 51 under the code name
SPECIMEN: LEAKY LEAKY HOLE AY LMAO
(LEAKY HOLE for short)
eat your foot
>>705009075
reroll
>>705008980
>>705008231
Become the Grand Wizard of the Klan and start a massive racewar to cleanse America of Kikes, Spics, and Niggers. Chinks can stay on special reservations.
>>705003541
you find a pyramid, lost in sand and time.
shall you approach the ancient construct?
>>705007809
>kills oneself
>>705009283
roll czech'em
>>705009075
roll
>>705008231
Kill all niggers everywhere.
>>705009386
OH C'MON
>>705008231
Something racist.
>>705008980
Roll a gnoll
>>705008231
Turns out you got pregnant from the scorpion and now you have to pay my mother
>>705009488
OH YEAH
KILL ALL NIGGERS?
DEPORT BEANERS?
GAS THE KIKES?
who knows what'll happen
>>705009611
>>705009488
Well...I'll get creative with these ones
>>705009075
rolll
>>705009792
GAS THE KIKES! GAS THE KIKES!
>>705009075
roll
Derped from the scorpion venom, you just lay on the ground and let your baby scorpion stab you from the inside. On top of that, you start to crave fast food, your brain (being the jokester that it is) makes you small KFC.
With your superior skills of deductive reasoning, you somehow manage to grind up the scorpion that you analy inserted into a fine black paste, using blood for your lips. This allows you to blend in when the other darkies come by to feast on that delicious, deep fried treat created by American culture.
And you notice that your canteen can repel water as if it has holy powers.
Sick a cuck
>>705011378
3 cucks walk into a bar
The nigger says: I'll have a water
The bartender says: get the fuck out
>>705011378
GAS THE KIKES DRESSED AS A NIGGER
>>705011378
Story time
Knowing that you have to provide for your soon-to-be-scorpion family, you eat your foot, instead of actually walking to find some real food, but hey, to each his own.
>>705011902
>>705011378
Cantine gets pregnant too pls
>>705009600
Don't think I forgot about you, man, it's coming.
>>705011378
shove water can up asshole, then kill yourself
>>705011378
You wake up in you bed with bloody shit smeared all over, various pills and some beer cans and a dead scorpion.
Also, you've wet your bed.
It was (almost) all a dream.
>>705012024
lol rerolling for this
become a birch tree
become the first black man to fly a plane across the atlantic
>>705012241
roll
>>705012014
My man
>>705011923
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Conjure an army of jews
>>705012066
I respect that you got dubs, but fuck no, let any form of record show that I will not give into a "it was all a dream" trope...fuck you
A moment too late, you notice the shittily designed car rush down your way. Not really giving a shit you still continue to know off your foot until you see a sign that states you are trespassing on private property.
A man whips out a handgun the size of his head immediately after exiting the vehicle. You don't really head what he's saying, but you figure that you should come with him.
Everybody gets the fuck out of my mother
>>705013365
Sick his sick, rape her wife and shoot my fucking brains out, dying of leukemia
>>705013365
Get him to join your race war against the kikes. You'll need guns... lots of guns.
>>705013595
Suck suck suck suck suck
>>705013365
GAS THE KIKES
>>705013365
Kikes. Gas them. Now.
>>705013365
Make sure he's not a jew before you do anything he says. Be sure he doesn't try any jewish tricks
>>705013365
Roll
>>705013365
I should let you guys know, our hero is coming with the man holding the gun. I'm just making the setting first
you wish for a nuclear winter
>>705012241
roll
>>705013365
Race war maybe?
Regardless of the blackface fading away in an instant, the guard must have taken you for a black guy due to your tan. You're about to start a family & you know that scorpion child services don't actually end up helping the kid.
You must escape/explore the facility.
Everybody gets the fuck out
>>705015131
>>705015131
You get dubs
>>705015171
So, I just discovered that there is a function in MS paint which allows you to make straight lines. Shift + Click man...fucking genius.
>>705015171
Offer your bloody asshole to the guards and tell them that the head game is on fleek too.Or if they swing that way, they can have a go at some prime time scorpion baby.
All in exchange for some priviliges.
>>705015662
Rolling
Befriend a turtle. Raise him as your son. No dubs may rape the turtle
Don't die on me thread
>>705016253
Rolling for unrapable turtle son
>>705016253
Turtle son must be fulfilled
>inb4 rape turtle.
Turtle can't be raped
Find a turtle, raise him as your son, then rape him brutally. The damaged turtle will follow the master for all time.
>>705016646
This but the turtle cannot be raped, whether brutally or softly
>>705016723
Rolling for safe turtle butt
>>705016777
Lucky 7 trips of unharmed turtle rectum! OP better deliver
>>705016723
Ah but the turtle i was talking about wasn't the anti rape turtle but just another one.
>>705016777
Technically you rolled for the rape turtle kek.
>>705016905
How? I rolled on a roll altering your turtle. Our turtle son is safe.
OP give me my god damn unrapable turtle son!
>>705016777
The trips have spoken
A sea turtle in the hallway of a secret govt. facility which happens to be located in the middle of the desert appears just by chance, you would rape it if you could, disregarding the bars that you could easily slip through, you notice that the turtle has buns of steel. No way you could get past that.
While you wait, there are strange noises coming down the corner of the cell block.
What happens next?
>>705017720
>>705017770
Guard attempts to rape your turtle son and his dick explodes. While he runs around in agony you noticed he's dropped the keys to your poorly constructed cell.
>>705018232
This. The turtle is key
>>705018232
Roll
>>705018232
I don't think those are guards down the hall...
>>705017770
GAS THE KIKES (and the turtle) RACE WAR
>>705018412
Whatever is making those sounds tries to rape the turtle... then>>705018232
>>705017770
Constantly scream racial slurs as loud as you can and don't ever stop for any reason.
The turtle gets turtled
>>705017770
RACE THE KIKES! GAS WAR!
>>705018232
1. Re-open rectum wounds
2. Extract baby scorpion
3. Write with blood ''GET OVER HERE!'' on scorpion son
4. Lure Steel Cheeks over with bits of ass flesh and blood
5. Place scorpion on Steel Cheeks back
6. Jerk off and shoot streams of cum over to the corner
7. Watch as The Unrapeable follows the trail of cum eating it and disapears around the corner
8.Wait for an answer
Rolling for trump
>>705017770
Make him write your actual full legal name and social security number on the wall in feces.
>>705017770
Solid black panel with "The End" written in the middle. Then you leave 4chan forever.
>>705018934
I'll roll for this
>>705019215
reroll
>>705019215
COME ON GODDAMNIT RE FUCKING ROLL!
>>705017770
pee on the turtle to show dominance
>>705019215
This please
>>705018934
Roooooooooolled Gold
>>705019215
IT MUST BE DONE
>>705018934
Roll
>>705019215
it's our only hope
OP here...you guys are getting really unlucky with the rolls. Maybe we'll make things interesting. If someone can roll quads, then I will do any requests, weather trips, or dubs, or singles. No matter what it is, it will be done.
>>705019215
best idea yet
Draw a thought bubble wishing for a nuclear winter
>>705018934
Rolling
Just stop posting forever with no conclusion or further explanation
>>705020209
>>705020422
Shit man, can quads save me now?
>>705020691
He couldn't even post to respond.
It's over. Go home.
>>705020691
They don't call me the quad master for nothing