fuck's sake look what you done did
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fuck's sake
look what you done did
>>705002203
wat
>>705002203
snuggling your tale?
cute.
but dont, snuggle me instead.
and I can snuggle you and your tail!
>>705002291
we all goin to hell
>>705002336
sorry my snuggles are reserved
>>705002426
no
snuggle time now
>>705002563
i have only one person i am willing to snuggle with
Dear God what have you done did!
i did it because i'm that fucking annoying goat faggot guy
>>705002737
>willing
is snuggle rape a thing?
>>705003201
Its called
Molestest
>>705003097
Cool beans
>>705002997
>>705003097
How're you two lovely ladies tonight?
>>705003865
>Moles test
You passed!
>>705003915
at Snarf's family house
Waiting on him to grab dinner
>>705004017
Ok?
Gfur up!
>>705004477
What's cookin'? Post food files, I wanna eat too
>>705004477
snuggle time now!
>>705004807
Gonna be a while
>>705004859
>>705005062
Doesn't have to be your food, grab a muffin from google or something and I'll eat that
>>705005135
it is time
>>705003201
stay away
>>705003865
i don't like beans
>>705003915
who you calling a lady you faggot
>>705005401
Dancing queeeen~
Thinking of ordering some Kratom before it goes Schedule I. Yay/Nay?
>>705005592
next to your deeper fears
we stand surrounded by a million years
>>705005272
Nice feet
>>705004776
hell yeah
>>705005762
So I say
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a song or a dance what are we?
So I say thank you for the music
For giving it to me
>>705005401
>stay away
>stay maway
>stay ma way
>stay my way
Translation:
>come here and snuggle me tenderly
I see what you did there...
>>705003097
Hi GoatJesus
>>705006036
ah hell
>>705006151
no you fucking deranged communist
>>705006263
Hello there, how are you doing?
Nobody has any thoughts on it, eh?
>>705006483
sup Goat, how are you?
>>705006483
Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk
She says I began to sing long before I could talk
But I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a melody can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan
So I say
Thank you for the music
etc etc etc etc
>>705006613
The fuck is kratom
>>705006662
I'm alright, but jesus fucking christ what the hell is with that guillotine picture
>>705006742
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out
>>705006483
>no you fucking deranged communist
translating.......
>no you fucking de arranged communist
>no you fucking me arranged commranist
>no you fucking me arranged comrade
You don't have to invite me twice!
>>705006838
Hubba hubba zoot zoot
Num
Deba uba zat zat
Num
A-hoorepa hoorepa a-huh-hoorepa a-num num
A-num
Hubba hubba zoot zoot
Num
Deba uba zat zat
Num
A-hoorepa hoorepa a-huh-hoorepa a-num num
>>705006747
A plant that has similar effects to opioids. They noticed that people were getting it for way cheaper than vicodin and whatnot to treat their pain, and decided fuck that, we're scheduling it in the same category as heroin. It'll be illegal to purchase/possess as of September 30th in the US
>>705007013
go back to the mental asylum you escaped from
>>705007069
Where did their hair go?
>>705007131
It got caught in the wind and flew off like a bird
>>705007119
Eh, opioids suck and I wouldn't pay a hot shit for 'em, but that's me. I suppose it comes down to whether or not you have the extra scratch to blow.
>>705006838
dunno, was just feeling it. You really do have a goat picture for everything, don't ya?
>>705007119
So enjoy it while we can?
>>705007291
Stop, scrotum time
You got a scrotum gun in your pants or
Are you just happy to see me?
I don't know
I just ate a banana
Bananas are healthy
How did I get off the topic of the scrotum guns?
Got a banana
No, I think that's something
In your pants
Or you're happy to see me
(happy to see me~)
>>705007131
>go back to the mental asylum you escaped from
translating.....
>go back to the metal elysium you escaped from
>go back to the metal elysium you escaped from
>Meet me in my metal elysium
You live in Elysium?
Be there in fifteen minutes..
WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO RESTART THE TRIPFAG FINDER
>>705007525
Pretty much.
>>705007724
>needing the tripfag finder
>>705007716
I'll let you suck my dick as long as you promise to deep throat choke on it and suffocate to death.
>>705007724
who you calling a fat slob
>>705007724
Sup
>>705007909
>jpg
oh it's you
>>705007915
>I'll let you suck my dick as long as you promise to deep throat choke on it and suffocate to death.
>Dick
>Death
>Necrophilia
this checks all of my boxes.
>>705007545
Na nana nana na nana nanaaaa
Na nana nana na nana nanaaaa
Here you go way too fast
Don't slowdown, you gonna crash
You don't know, what's been goin' down
You've been runnin' all over town
>>705008008
THAT IT IS.
>>705008110
have I got the collection for you then.
I'm gonna ask you all to sit down.
>>705008323
I'm almost always sitting, no need to ask me
>>705008110
Great, come over here
>>705008154
I need another drink
>>705008185
look why the fuck would you save in jpg
it's just
oh my fucking lord
>>705008323
I only fucked the child once you cant pin it on me
>>705008434
Have fun
>>705008434
>Great, come over here
ganna need more info then that!
>>705008581
Uhh 90 something, i dont' remember the dmn address
bring your black ass down here and see what happens to ya
>>705008439
It's been pinned just like how that child was pinned by you before you fucked it.
>>705008434
Because I'm not some kind of nerd who gets a giant techno stiffy over the compression rates of image format algorithms or whatever. I give a shit about things that matter.
>>705008203
>>705008745
fraid not, it's because you reflect your degeneracy on the things you do
>>705008709
>black
You don't have to be insulting!
>>705008775
Plenty more where that came from.
>>705008914
>That hard little cock.......
muuuuurrrrruuummmffffffff!!!!
>>705008983
I see you
>>705008890
That doesn't make sense.
im sorry
>>705009108
you do realise they actually do speak english in what
>>705009156
you're not very self aware now are you
>>705009191
>im sorry
You should be!
Now suck my dick!
>>705009271
>they actually do speak english in what
>>705009271
Apparently not, I mean, I'd advise against trying to string together this strange train of logic to insinuate morality from image format choices- But shit, I'm just curious to see where you'll take this from here.
>>705009627
that guy looks awfully russian
>>705009042
are you usually the top or bottom in what you like?
>>705009701
>looks awfully russian
Hey kid, wanna buy some emails?
>>705009701
>Russian
Swing and a miss.
>>705009858
Depends. I enjoy both.
But I'm dom 90% of the time.
inb4: doms can bottom
>>705009977
>keeping pc in fridge
would be brilliant to keep your ol lil cpu cool, but the condensation is GOING TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP
>>705010022
i didn't swung at anything you blind dim bulb
>>705010123
Thanks spellcheck
>inb4: doms can bottom
inb4: doms can't bottom
>>705010123
Ahh. For me it's dom 100% of the time. I cannot be a sub.
>>705009977
> keep PC cool
> keep yourself cool
> easy access to food in fridge shelf
Genius set-up.
>>705010204
PROTIP: watercooling loop with radiator in computer side beer mini fridge.
>>705010290
For me it's sub 100% of the time
>>705010290
Its very very rare I find the right person I feel comfortable / natural subbing to.
So far only one in fact.
>>705010371
Power outage for fridge means temperature rises on your PC, means condensation, means moisture ingress, which means most electrical components in your PC getting absolutely fucking destroyed
>>705010371
That doesn't work, LTT did a video on it. The fridge can't keep up with the heat output of the PC.
>>705010378
Well hello there.
>>705010204
I must've been away too long because the standard of what qualifies as sick bantz these days has either slid way down hill or folks got a lot dumber.
>>705010579
>not coating your motherboard and components in Vaseline.
>not running your PC and fridge on a UPS capable of powering both for over 5 hours.
pleb/10
>>705010606
>LTT
>weak ass mini fridge
welp
>>705010606
Hey
>>705010723
>everyone around me is the problem, not me
Keep telling yourself that.
>>705010895
You're still not insured for apocalyptic events
>>705010579
>Power outage for fridge
Wouldn't the PC not have power if there is a power outage?
>>705010378
>sub 100% of the time
orly?
>>705011071
you've still got motherfucking water forming after your pc gets warmer, you won't be able to use it until it dries of really properly, otherwise you risk frying shit
>>705011013
>You're still not insured for apocalyptic events
Russia has nukes, north Korea has nukes, everyone has nukes and seems to hate everyone else.
>water damage / flood insurance to cover the possibility of water damaged electronics.
mfw
>>705011155
Yep
>>705011229
see
>>705010895
>Vaseline
Do you even mod?
>>705011468
make it so!
>>705011434
insurance is a scam unless you're one of those idiots who throws his pc into the pool
>>705011522
why don't you sink your rig into mineral oil then you wretched hoe
>>705011013
Yeah that's pretty accurate, actually. I tend to come here for a certain kind of back and forth. The place does not appear to be fulfilling those standards lately. Ergo, people on the other end are in fact, the problem.
>>705011468
You're a rare breed.
>>705011387
Cowboys need something to ride.
>>705011658
>sink your rig into mineral oil
been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb4UumU6ee0
>>705011729
Funny, there seems to be a disproportionately large amount of submissive gay guys that like furry stuff, but I could be wrong
>>705011727
Glad you're the one having all the problems and not me.
>>705011797
sink it more in there
get in there
>>705011658
>insurance is a scam
>scam
>mfw my insurance will cover water cooled PC water damage
>mfw I do all the IT at my insurance agancy
>mfw I could literaly piss on my PC and admit it and they would pay for it
>>705011893
>sink it more in there
>get in there
whats the vid
gallons of the shit
>>705011115
Saving that, I like that picture.
>>705011868
Really? Well damn, I guess I'm in the right place. I'm straight but I'd be down for another guy tbf.
>>705011970
Do it.
>>705011970
>paying for insurance
>>705012035
MOAR
>>705012299
>paying for insurance
Who said anything about paying?
I do IT work for free insurance and $15 an hour!
>>705012076
>I'm straight
that's where you're wrong pal
>>705012497
>working in IT
how original
>>705012497
Sounds nice
>>705012497
$15/hr is shit for working in IT. You're probably doing level 1 helpdesk. Hardly IT.
>>705012560
Oh well. Time to enjoy it I guess?
>>705012587
>how original
well when your invested in IT for over 25 years you cant just up and switch professions just because the market is saturated.
>>705012950
shouldn't you be dead by now then
>>705012723
>free insurance +$15 an hour
I work maybe 5 hours a month there, its a side job.
>>705012723
that's the spirit!
and you should, i've heard being a faggot is quite good
>>705013089
>45yo
low blow
>>705013165
It has some perks, yes
>>705013327
yeah i would've killed myself by then
>>705013524
A very neat comic, one of the only comics I enjoyed
>>705013556
>$120K+ a year
>Free insurance
>only work part time and on my own hours
>would kill yourself
mfw
>>705013741
>being old
>>705013103
Oh, that's not too bad of a deal then.
>>705013165
lots of new subs to plow, that's for sure.
>>705013851
>being old
I have bad news for you....
>>705013859
That's the spirit
>>705012723
>$15/hr is shit for working in IT
Area?
I think I need a new job.
>>705013969
i am quite young
>>705014156
>i am quite young
sounds yummy!
Shame it wont last...
>>705014156
Pic proof or lies
para is a young little guy
>>705014219
that's why me and my younger friend have made plans for a suicide pact
>>705014254
what kind of pic do you need?
>>705014343
the yummier the better
>>705013424
certainly
>>705013859
now get out there and do us proud
>>705014019
Now just gotta find someone to do it to.
>>705014131
California. It also depends on what you do too. I do linux admin work so I get paid a lot for it. When I do freelance online work (so location doesn't matter) I bill at $150/hr. When you said $15/hr I assumed entry-level helpdesk, so what are you doing?
>>705014437
don't wanna die alone now, do we?
>>705014497
I'm practically on the opposite side of the USA as you, neat
>>705014497
mostly service calls
corporate and private
>>705014537
not ganna!
Married and have two fuck toys/pets.
>>705014709
one day you might be sleeping on the couch alone and end up passing in your sleep.
ever thought of that?
>>705014709
That definitely sounds nice
>>705014442
will do ya crazy bastards.
>>705014607
The internet truly is a magical place.
>>705014651
Well, what are you doing on them? If you're just replacing desktops and stuff, don't expect to get a whole lot of cash for that. But if you're doing stuff like configuring network gear, setting up servers/software, expect a loooooot more.
>>705014828
>sleeping on the couch alone
with three cuddle sluts in the house?
Wont happen...
Being someone's fucktoy sounds nice, I mean. Just to clarify.
>>705014844
Its a LOT more work then you would imagine.
Sometimes I think its to much work, then they tag team my dick.....could be worse!
>>705014961
>sluts
if that's all you care about, i guess
>>705014959
Private calls are debugging wifi issues and basic stuff. Corporate work is often working on servers, active directory, domains etc.
>>705015108
smells of jealousy
>>705015052
Lucky them
>>705015356
I rather enjoy making them happy...
>>705015283
>jealousy
are you kidding me? i value monogamy more than anything you simple bitch
>>705002203
what did he done do?!
>>705015160
For the private stuff, yeah don't expect a lot. But the corporate work should be paying very well if you're doing windows admin stuff.
>>705015034
HAVING a fucktoy sounds nice. Just something that you can fuck and rape and (lightly) abuse when you feel like it or want to get some stress out sounds heavenly.
>>705015052
How so?
>>705015521
>calling me a simple bitch
>jealousy
nope none here....
>>705015591
I know, but I'd like to be one someday
>>705015591
maintenance mostly.
Keeping them agreeable with one another etc
>>705015660
i'm just glad i'm not a selfish degenerate who can't settle for one person
>>705015863
I prefer to think of myself as the selfless degenerate that wants to be used by people to make them happy.
>>705015863
>selfish degenerate
>pays for all of two pets expenses from food to new phones and computers and only asks for affection and sexual gratification in return
>selfish
stay jelly
>>705016073
you need to be with me :3
>>705015863
No you just date selfish degenerates instead to make up for it.
>>705015591
>>705015704
yeah, but as long as they werent known as just a fucktoy
love and affection means a lot too
>>705016183
Oh?
>>705016235
Well yeah, but I like the thought of being used however my dom/doms want, too
>>705016073
good luck with that
>>705016109
>jelly
you seriously think i'm jealous of you having two worthless sluts who probably have a complete lack of personality? keep telling yourself that
>>705016220
at least i don't go flaunt my dick in front of everyone's face thinking it makes me special
>>705016423
I would use you to make me happy, and make you very happy in the process.
>>705015863
Calling someone a selfish degenerate because you'd rather be so selfish you want for someone you're dating to only ever be with you?
>>705016548
that's quite the slut mentality you have right there
>>705016533
It's kinda funny, I get more pleasure out of getting someone off than getting myself off.
>>705015817
Wouldn't have guessed that.
>>705015704
What makes you really want to become one? Like, what about it do you find enjoyable?
>>705016235
Yeah, I don't just want a 'living toy' since that gets pretty boring and you'd probably only start abusing/raping them even more to make up for it. That's not a healthy relationship. It's a balance between having this 'toy' that you can grab and give a good rough fucking to, but also having care and support for each other.
>>705016444
No. You flaunt your own problems in front of everyone's face thinking it makes you special.
Pretty big difference.
Image limit got fucked. Here you all go.
>>705016849
>>705016423
yeah i wasn't disagreeing with you, im just saying
>>705016709
i have this too, to an extent
>>705016760
What problems? I have one person I'd like to commit to and that would satisfy me. I don't have any belief I need anyone else who I would go so far as to degrade as "sluts" or "toys" as I'm not that sexually needy.
>>705016444
>>705016444
>you seriously think i'm jealous of you having two worthless sluts who probably have a complete lack of personality? keep telling yourself that
Perfectly calm
>>705016686
>>705016444
stay mad
>>705016709
thats the best part!!
>>705017028
>>705017138
why would i be mad? i'm not a sex craving lunatic
>>705017245
>name calling
>insults
>complete lack of facts and only blind emotion
Funny how you seem to be the only one insulting people....
not mad at all...
>>705017412
because i find it disgusting how people can treat others as fuck toys. i'm pretty sure that's quite degrading
>>705017566
>mfw they are quite content and happy and can leave whenever they wish.
again, stay mad my friend.
>>705017691
i have one boyfriend who has a fantastic body and lovely personality. i'm sorry to hear that whoever you're married to didn't fulfill your needs
>>705017852
>needs
wants
fixed that for you.
>>705017953
i'm sorry to hear that whoever you're married to didn't fulfill your wants
maybe you should've decided on some better life choices
>>705018163
>being bi and being forced to choose male or female.
No thank you. I choose both and more.
>>705018561
Well if it makes you and the other parties involved happy, then go crazy. I just prefer to stay away from that kind of lifestyle as much as possible
>>705018796
Thank you for calming down and seeing reason.
I'm glad you are happy with monogamy, it just so happens I am not.
>>705018903
I'm actually pretty drunk, so I wasn't actually mad, just expressing my opinion very freely
>>705019040
>very freely
lel
peace out
