Thinking of killing myself /b. What do you think
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Thinking of killing myself /b. What do you think
Don't
>>704991796
Id kill myself too if i had that haircut
But i guess nothing else covers that highway of a forehead
>>704991796
Couldn't care less.
Just do it
>>704991796
Do it.
How?
Donut do it
>>704991796
Tarl, is that you?
Post nudies first.
Don't just say thinking of killing yourself. Need life story reason you want to.
Also I say no
why?
>>704991796
Go get help.
On a semi-related subject; Why exactly is suicide viewed as a bad thing? If someone hates living, why force them to continue?
>>704992485
>>704992602
I dont get it either. I like knowing the fact I can leave anytime I want. I think its viewed as bad because people think it should be viewed as bad.
>>704991796
Don't solve a temporary problem with a permanent solution.
>>704991796
Do it faggot.
>>704991796
As in planning to kill yourself or just thinking about it, because those are two very different things OP
You look ready OP
Just do it!
>>704992439
Yea
>>704992491
Bunch of lies being spread, lots of harassment
>>704992549
Maybe
>>704992602
That's my thinking
>>704992742
What a piece of shit of advice
Why would you want a temporary solution, a permanent one prevents the problem coming back
>>704991796
what a retard
>>704993083
How so?
>>704992623
Nudies + face + timestamp pls
>>704991988
Nice dubs
>>704991796
Use antifreeze. Ethelene Glycol tastes sweet, and it kills you relatively easily compared to bleach. Only takes a mouthfull to kill you
>>704991796
don't do it dude, you have a distinctive face and look like you could be famous
>>704993070
The time between
>>704991796
Do whatever floats your boat. If you are so insecure about killing yourself that you have to ask /b/ for persmission, maybe killing yourself isn't what you want. I mean, if I were to kill myself, I'd want to be pretty fucking certain that I want it.
>>704993070
heh
Don't listen to these idiots. Please don't kill yourself. Whatever darkness youre going through, I promise that there will be light at the end of the road.
>>704993260
Appreciate the tip
why, if I may ask?
>>704993533
shut the fuck up with ur bullshit
>>704993260
wait really?
>>704992971
Thought about suicide twice. Once at 21 and once at 31. Felt depressed, lost, hopeless, and a burden to anyone that cared about me.
Toughed it out, started seeing a therapist, and while I have had rough patches like everyone does, life is good and I'm glad I stuck around these last 20 years.
You can do the same.
>>704993533
Get the fuck out of here
Fucking newfags with their ''oh dont kill yourself'' advice all over this place
>>704993533
Yeah you're right,
Life isn't just a constant struggle that doesn't matter. When the universe ceases to exist my life will have made a difference!
if youre crying while thinking about it, dont do it then. That only means you have something to live for, or else you wouldnt cry
Is it because you like boys?
>>704991796
Oh damn, if it's because of things other people are doing to you, dont. People act, then forget, then everything passes. It's damn hard, but it DOES pass. Don't, please.
>>704993533
That's bullshit and you know it, you learn to deal with your shit but it really doesn't get better.
How about you post your email address so he can contact you and you actually help if you care so much? Yeah go fuck yourself you don't give a shit. You're just someone virtue signaling.
Don't think, act
>>704993837
hey, you might start killing yourself off, uh?
join ISIS
>>704994276
>no, u
good comeback, got anymore?
>>704994168
People like you would only encourage me if I were in OP's position.
>>704991976
Haven't been on /b/ in a while, this is the first reply I see. Wow you guys are faggots.
>>704994388
it's just, if you hate people so much as to really want someone you dont even know to die, then you really are better of dead. Otherwise you'll have to interact with people every day
>>704991796
i would, too if had such face
>>704994452
can you do better?
which is better? absolute nothingness for eternity, no chance for happiness or even conscious thought ever again? or absolute perception, with the greatness of experience, good or bad, temporary sadness with the possibility of escape and happiness through hard work and perseverance?
>>704994276
keksimus
fuck summer starts early every year
>>704993533
as one of those people where it never got better, literally fuck right off please
>>704992971
give us story
>>704994565
>Implying i hate people
>Implying you should be dead if you hate something
Jesus christ, youre an even bigger pussy than OP
>>704994669
Yes.
>Don't take advice from /b/.
>>704991796
7/10 depression
I have been worse and I didn't kill myself, so it's your decission after all.
>>704994708
>>704994388
you are taking this very seriously
>>704994675
That absolute nothingness sounds peacefull
I'll take two
>>704994776
perfect reasoning
>>704994831
Wow, really??? Huh. Well, that settles it then. Thank you so much for your input. You are my hero.
>>704991796
If I could grow that much hair on my face the last thing I'd think of would be suicide
Shave your fucking eye brows first
>>704994831
>7/10 depression
What the fuck did i just read
>>704991796
Dude, cheer up. Shit gets better and don't go and off yourself, that shit is permanent
>>704995066
Hes rating ops depression from the look on his face I think
>>704994725
People pretending to be me online, accusations of pedophilia, ppl hack into my fb
>>704994675
>absolute nothingness for eternity
There would be no mind to observe this nothingness. Like the eternity, or atleast the long time before you were born.
smoke, drink or go to gym.
he got shot so you could live, and you're going to throw that away like it's nothing? damn you're a piece of faggot shit stuck to a dog's asshole
>>704991796
ure similar to me
do it, Tarl! post the shit eating video first.
also, what method? see how many little boy mannequin feet you can shove up your ass before your rectum explodes and you go septic.
>>704992742
Oh god, not OP but I too, think about ending my life in a few months. And one of my online friends gave me this generic answer.
It's not about my ugly mug like OP, though I'm not the looker either, nor angsty "nobody likes me"shit. Just general tiredness, lack of joy, like nothing seems pleasurable and I'm fed up with the huge mood swings I've experienced for years thanks to bipolar syndrome.
All in all, it feels pretty exciting to have this freedom when nothing matters, and I've been a very clumsy and mediocre person all my life so nothing of value will be lost.Fells good, man.
why the fuck do fags come here looking for attention
these new fags just want to see you fucking die so get some real help, dipshit
>>704994831
Would this be an 8.5 atleast? Im curious of how this scale of yours work.
>>704995568
Leave me alone!
>>704991796
i think it would be best to have an internet suicide - that is, disappear from the internet and that's it
>>704991796
Stop being a pussy and get a hobby. Work hard, get a wife, have kids.
>>704995665
have you ever tried seeing a psychiatrist?
>>704991976
>>704992491
>>704992549
>>704992742
>>704993310
>>704993533
>>704993762
>>704994168
>>704995192
>>704995242
you're all advocating a pedophile not commit suicide.
>>704992971
>>704996023
don't talking about lying, fag. you molest teen boys by plying them with booze and weed. no one's spreading lies, you've literally admitted to it a whole bunch. and drank your own pee and ate your own shit, both literally. you brought it on yourself.
>>704996181
proof or didnt happen
>>704996181
I think your full of it
>>704996227
i didn't save the webms and he only posted a picture of the shit sandwich and couldn't figure out how to upload it. there is a webm of the piss one floating around though.
plz do
Vine that shit. Wanna put it to music.
>>704996171
Nope. Only a general practioner that put me on Zoloft/Sertraline.
>>704996321
didnt happen then
>>704991796
Allot of these fuck boi's are going to say kill yourself but dont do it, everyones alive for a reason. You look like your in your late 20s and you dont look bad so you being "attractive" isnt the problem. Find you problems and try to get rid of them, get all the negitive people out of your life, etc. Other than that try to find medical help, talk to someone who cares. And asking here for help is one of the worst places to look.
>>704991796
>>704991796
Hi fam, listen do like I do
>Be me
>Realise I'll never do anything in my life and I'm a failure. Can never find love or respect, or even a reason to live
>Shitty childhood doesint make it better
>Find one person(or multiple) that you wanna make happy, do it with money, sex or anything.
>Once that person/people get bored of you enlist in army and go fight sandniggers
>Die saving your brother's in arms and taking some goatfuckers with you. Also knowing that you saved maybe hundreds of innocent lives.
>Die like a hero, even then secretly knowing that you wanted to an hero but didn't go out for nothing.
>If you don't die make a family or at least adopt some children and make them happy, tell them stories to your friends and children your original plan and inspire them to be happy.
>When your kids grow up go back to army, then go after goat fuckers again, this time go all out Harambe on them.
>Give god a headache on where to send you
>Open the heavens door
Inb4: Get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur
>Mow down 72 virgins and any goatfuckers that are there
That's how heaven works right?
>>704996313
>>704996227
>>704996313
>>704996423
aw, newfriends.
>>704996181
Doubt it
>>704995378
2edgy5me
>>704991796
do it OP and live stream it on periscope
no one will miss you anyway
https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo
>>704996608
>>704996321
>>704996181
obvious samefag
>>704995997
>>704991796
Nah man. Everything will be fine, believe me.
Cura te ipsum
>>704991796
You are loved buddy :)
>>704996321
So your basis is "I saw some webms once and I think there's some more somewhere"
Solid.
>>704996829
Hes not replying to himself you hopeless sack of shit
>>704997059
Thanks
>>704996829
no shit dumbass he's replying
Go shoot up a school first, don't be a pussy ass faggot
>>704997247
no, it's that the webms exist and i've seen them. i can find them, they pop up regularly in his threads. my 4chan folders are just disorganized and shit so it's taking me a while to search.
>>704991796
Molester or not, youd regret it as soon as you were crossing into death, so don't do it. Whatever autistic shit has led you to this point, I'll tell you not to jump. Everyone regrets it.
>>704997059
And he does love them 14 year olds he molests too
>>704991796
How do all you faggots not recognize this fucking Pedophile?!
>>704991796
this pic ain't very flattering. but look at woody allen man. he's banged them all. go get 'em with dem sad looks. women love to comfort.
>>704997593
>everyone regrets it
How the fuck would you know
>>704997059
Stupid pedoscum>>704997403
>>704997583
>>704997613
That wasn't me,and I don't molest anyone nor doi go after teens
>>704997059
Fuck off, this cunt on /b/ wants attention so we should help him end his life not suck his dick
>>704997715
Well he's into kids sooooo....
>>704992485
Why do you guys always ask for nudes?
>>704997749
He talks to dead people in the sea of ghosts
>>704997715
awkward when he obviously isnt into women kek
>>704997842
Don't believe it
>>704991796
>Thinking of killing myself /b. What do you think
I was thinking of killing you also.
>>704997728
self bump because I know I am right
>>704997974
newfag
>>704997766
bullshit, piss drinker.
>>704996227
>>704996313
>>704996423
>>704996619
>>704997247
here's the piss vid. he did it and the shit in exchange for pictures of boys feet. he didn't post the shit vid so he didn't get the feet pics that time.
>>704997749
Because I've been in a fucking noose ready to kick the chair before, cockmunch. My life has been to the shit to the point where I also wanted death, and still I realized at that last moment how much I regret it. I know I can't speak for literally every single person, but regardless most humans are very similar deep down, and almost all of us have primal fears of death. Our brain will be flooded with regret and memories of reasons to keep living. I'm speaking from experience is how I know.
>>704997812
You raise a good point. What would someone prefer in this situation? Maybe a good reson to off himself, but most likely one to deter him from suicide.
Anyway that fucker wouldn't be that bad looking if he'd stop with the punchable sad-puppy face.
>>704998130
You can't regret something you didn't do fucklord.
>>704998085
How do you know it was for feet, did you send them?
>>704998130
You should have kicked the chair, fucking jew
>>704998250
I regret nearly doing it, and that's what I meant from the beginning. You'll get to that final moment and regret wanting to do it.
Jesus, it's like you're actually trying to be cool or something
>>704998130
>"boohoo I almost killed myself once"
Yeah? but ya didnt so how can you regret it?
>>704998241
If he wanted reassurance, why /b/?
>>704998085
I wouldn't post something like that before receiving the prize. Then again, I wouldn't eat shit/piss
>>704998262
nah, he posts threads about himself all the time and it usually comes up. boi feet is his fetish.
i was the one that was going to give him feet pics for the shit sandwich, but he never ponied up so he never got pics.
>>704991796
>>704998250
>>704998303
>>704998411
Well if the samefag parade is gonna kick up then I'm not gonna attempt to quell the autism. Have fun with yourself
>>704998482
>eat piss
>>704998482
Yes you will
>>704998130
>>704998085
Let's make him post the shit vid then
>>704998537
Good job autismotron 2000
>>704998537
Translates to "You guys are mean I'm going home"
>>704998701
i've been trying to get him to do it for ages. he needs to break it into smaller chunks for the file limit so he can turn it into a webm then post it.
>>704998800
>>704994716
So you're aware, that's your fault. You make your life what you want of it. Clearly you want to be a miserable piece of shit
>>704991796
livestream it
>>704998914
So get it a different way? Or get him to break it up
STREAM IT!!!1!!!!111!
>>704998914
Doesn't exist
>>704999128
i mean, i don't want to be responsible for looking at that video long enough to break it up. have at it though. if you get it and post it, i'll give Tarl feet pics.
>>704998800
Nice trip-dubs
>>704999381
newfag
>>704999381
don't lie, Tarly. if i wasn't so lazy, i'd dig up the pic you posted of the assembled sandwich.
>>704999580
That video is somethingi tell ya
Do it fgt
>>704997849
Because we are all alone and no one will touch us. Noodies pls
>>704999111
>he thinks his life is what he makes of it
HAHAHAHA OH FUCK HAHAHAHA
>>704994669
>I may have made it worse but at least I tried.
Here's your participation award, chippo
>>704997685
97% of the people replying have been here less than a year.
>>704993955
Kill yourself newfag no one will miss you
>>704991796
Dont, I'd sleep with you.
Your not even bad looking, is life just hard right now? It'll be ok man. Take some alone time and know at least one girl put there would 100% rock your world.
I'd kiss your forhead on bad days and rub your back.
I'd make you a grilled cheese and we could watch TV together.
Then we'd settle into the sheets and go at it like rabbits, I don't even care if your a quick finisher, as long as you weren't sad anymore.
>>705002164
He likes boys.
>>705002164
And then I'd have to report you for being a pedo
>>704993535
>>704993699
Yeah this is all true. If you don't believe me, you should Google antifreeze poisoning incidents. It's not only common in suicides, but homicides as well. There is literally a shitload of cases involving family members/lovers poisoning each other with antifreeze. It's pretty lethal shit anon. I suggest you mix with alcohol, so it will numb the stomach pains. If you don't like the idea of poison, try multiple gunshot suicide. It involves shooting yourself multiple times in the left and right sides of your chest (Don't shoot that spinal cord nigga, that shit hurt) to rekt your lungs. You die relatively fast, so you can do it at public areas for some decent attention, but not enough attention to save your life. In both methods, your head is kept intact in your final moments so you can have some philosophical thoughts.
>>704998042
>this a post as the same poster
4chin4autismos
>>704991796
People die, it's fine. Kill yourself, people will care, but its fine. Just do it and stop being melodramatic.
>>704996576
He deserves death stop trying to save a pedophile
>>704998130
Sounds like you regretted not dying, seeing as how you didn't die, moron.
go for a head injury and hope they can take organs for sick kids.. you sick fuck!
>>705002646
I'm not a pedophile
>>704996949
Fuck off with your I saw gladiator once Latin
Do it faggot
>>704997583
How did you get it to be black
You can't die. Your immortal. You will always be aware of everything
>>704998042
>>704997728
Pedophile protecter scum go off yourself
>>704991796
Why kill your self OP?
>>704991796
Absolve yourself first tarl. Write some big ol manifesto of the cumulative guilt of your sins and warn others against walking down your path.
Then when you're ready to do it you won't second guess yourself and it will mean something.
Win/win buddy
>>705002891
Newfag
>>704998398
So you don't know if everyone regrets it sense you never did you can't fucking regret somthing you never did
>>705002984
Fuckin spoop.
>>704991796
Fucking do it you little pussy
>>705002891
it's okay, newfriend, you'll learn some day. in the mean time, kill yourself.
>>704999111
You fucking wasted doble trips FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>>704996023
>Leave me alone!
This is obviously a just a meme
>>705002774
Yes you are tarl
>>705003305
>>705003535
Wow I actually got responses that was the shitiest bait I have ever made
>>704991796
if your on here asking u obv a bitch
>cant live with self
> Cant Kill Self
what a bitch
>>705003589
on 4chan maybe. I haven't seen it elsewhere
