Found one of these bad boys on the side of the road. Dubs decides what I do with it
fuck it
post video of you fucking with time stamp
>>704982066
Dubs demands
>>704982066
WINRAR
>>704982066
Winrar.
>>704982066
well fuck I guess I have to
roomates are home right now, if the thread is still kicking by the time they go out this evening I'll post
>>704982637
no, don't wash it, do it now in full view of roommates
>>704982637
It'll either 404' or reach limit by then, moron.ยจ
F**king hell.
>>704981602
>no pic with timestamp
>>704981602
shove it up the booty hole
I already cleaned it up. I've never used one before, what lubricant should I use?
>>704983232
don't use it wtf looks disgusting, maybe some hobos with aids fucked it
>>704983232
Use your friends spit for lubricant.
>>704983232
GUYS ITS HAPPENING O SHIT... OP LIVESTREAM IT YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOT
you arent supposed to use oil-based lubricants: use Vaseline
how does it smell OP?
>>704983232
I use a water-based lube with mine, do it if you have it if you don't have a lube use olive oil.
>>704982818
Rolling for this
>>704983688
Wow, I got dubs? Welp, OP gotta use roomates spit ;)
>>704983232
go in raw no lube
>>704983998
so close to trips
Cum in it fag
>>704983232
bath it in fucking alcohol first and look if theres anything inside of it could be a trap
>>704984111
Mr. Scorpion could be hiding within.
>>704981602
>>704983232
OP I think we go to the same school
>>704984247
or even this
Stick it up your arse
>>704983702
smells like the dish soap I used to clean it
I can hear my roomates getting ready to go, I'll take the vid soon
Bump
>>704984581
lmao it doesnt look clean yet but it cant really be that dirty. if it wasn't cummy inside when you found it it's likely not a biohazard..
>>704984581
Just look forward to the hepatitis diagnosis
>>704984581
OP what school do you go to?
>>704984826
it was coated in a thick layer of grime both inside and out, dish soap+hot water cleaned it really quickly.
no semen as far as I could tell, but it's not like I took a sniff so idk for sure
>>704984111
this or hydrogen peroxide, maybe diluted bleach. get that sucker disinfected. then fuck it and post vid.
also, nice trips
>>704984998
UNCG
>>704984111
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>704985128
give it a sniff then we're bored
>>704983232
check it for numbers like these
>>704985194
Ayy lmao, I was wondering where that thing went
>>704985430
u suck
>>704985458
>>704985194
Wait, that can't be your onahole because it's mine.
I threw it out because I didn't want the garbageman finding it.
>>704985601
>I threw it out because I didn't want the garbageman finding it.
>>704981602
Fuck it already op
>>704986023
He's working on it, give OP some time. It's not like he has a personal fluffer or anything.
while we wait
check my dubs!
>>704986221
fuck me
>>704986221
Check them
>>704986477
nice
Check em
>>704986588
Check em
>>704986774
No, check THESE
>>704986608
You are like a baby
CHECK EM
>>704986774
now these are dubs!
Alright boys it's hapening, I'm loading up some chanel st James porn right now
>>704986914
I'm getting excited OP
Cmon op
>>704987247
Oh shit!
>>704987247
no homo but I'd suck your obtuse dick
>>704981602
Bleach/boil it before you do anything else. Just looking out for you, brah.
>>704983232
use hot souce as a lube
>>704987338
>obtuse dick
>>704987247
MC ride releases NLDW 2.0?
>>704987247
Fap to Katelyn Jenner
>>704987493
it leans so far left though
>>704987247
OP you have a very nice penis
>no homo
>>704987525
>>704987763
>>704987763
how does it feel OP?
>>704987763
amazing - how does it feel, do you think you'll be able to cum?
>>704987763
>>704987763
You really wanted HIV huh?
>>704987763
Timestamp!
>>704987763
fuk
>>704987763
Holy shit OP delivered for once.
The absolute madlad.
>Don't get AIDS that would be a very sad ending to the story.
>>704987763
Enjoy Ebola op
>>704987948
he wouldn't know for years
>>704987763
How does the AIDS feel OP?
>>704987763
>right through
damn though. guess you aint a faggot afterall.
>>704987948
He won't get AIDS
But he will get shingles on his dick
So uh.. does that about /thread then?
OP can you lick/kiss it? Can you do it for trips?
>>704988355
I want to see some semen.
I came, shit immediately went down the shower drain though. All in all, not bad at all, the vaseline actually cleaned some more of the grime off
Hey, that's one of those rare Chinese mushrooms!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E
>>704988906
Welp warm yourself up again, then pull out halfway so all the cum goes inside of the toy.
Fagot u smelled and fucked that shit hole like it was one Of your romate asshole !!!!!! Dont want to have anything to do with this!!!
>>704983232
Boil in alcohol first
Fill it with needles, razors, etc.
>>704989097
too late faggot
>>704983232
No lube, raw dog it.
Too late for your dick that's been in contact with all homeless semen on your fucking faggy town!!!!
>>704984111
>>704983232
Pour alcohol around it and let it evaporate.
Then fuk it
It's like fucking a dead hoocker, my faggy friend!!!!
>>704989463
>>704989285
>>704990229
read the thread bf you comment friends, so you look less foolish.
>>704990705
newggers never read shit
>>704987763
IT LOOKS LIKE U GOT AN OBESE MAGGOT WHERE U SHOULD HAVE YOUR DICK
I went for a second round, it was pretty good. This time I was able to focus on cucking the man who cucked me so the orgasm was that much more satisfying
>>704987763
Toastin in the bread
He can't get AIDS you dumb fucks, but he can get other shit :D
enjoy OP you filthy faggot
Now ur addicted to that shit hole!!!
Don't come here crying when your dick begins to peel off and fall ....
Light off a firecracker inside of it.
GIVE US MORE OP SENPAI
>>704992284
lmfao
Throw it away. They're all dreadful.
>>704987763
ENOUGH OP STOP NOW, you have a fucking great cock don't get AIDS PLEASE
>>704992284
roll for this
>>704992284
dubs for this one
How does it feel to get AIDS?
Was it worth it?
>>704981602
>on the side of the road
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
>>704993163
asked and answered
>>704987763
toasting in epic thread
OP should have one of his roommates now fucking the shit hole, then re-fuck it with out cleaning
>>704987763
Finish!?
alright guys, it and me are all cleaned up
dubs decides what I do with it now
>inb4 fuck it again or destroy it
not in the mood, be more creative. I also want to keep it for future shenanigans
>>704982160
>2016
>People still posting this fake shit.
>>704994891
How was it?
Clean it well and keep it for future shenanigans
>>704994891
turn it inside out
post another pic with your dick
>no homo
>>704994891
Finger your arsehole and smother the shit across those rubber pussy lips.
>>704994994
He did timestamp and pics.
>>704995060
it was alright. honestly it needs a solid case, it's pure silicon and jacking off with it was kind of difficult
>>704985244
This
>>704995164
Roll for this
>>704987763
OOOOOH WHAT THE FUUUCK
Wtf this looks like mine I threw out of the car
I am motherfucking HIV positive you dumbass what the hell did you do man?!?!
>>704995164
Kek. Roll.
>>704995485
Reroll
>>704995164
Rolling
Addicted !!! Told ya!!!
timestamp first nigger
abbandon thread, OP is gone
>>704995733
fuck off faggot I'm still here
no dubs yet though, I'm keeping my eyes open
>>704987763
This nigger didn't find shit, it's his pocket pussy that he fucks regularly
Faggots
>>704995605
Re roll
OP wants dildo up the ass now!!!
>>704995164
This
>>704995164
Cmmoooonnn. This
>>704996185
Re roklllubg
>>704981602
take a picture i dont trust you
>>704995164
Roll
>>704995164
This boiizzz
>>704984111
A couple weeks ago I grabbed one of my onaholes out of the box. Lubed it and went in. It felt weird and when I pulled my dick out there was a half-crushed cockroach glued onto on dick, it's little legs spasming.
I've had nightmares about that shit ever since.
Do you stick it in limp and pump it till u get a hard on???? Or that shit really gets you???
>>704996508
oh my god
>>704996508
>>704996508
Homeboy fucked a cockroach
Do u think about mom while u do the shit hole????
>>704981602
Stick your dick in it in a public area
>>704996583
no you can't really stick it in limp, there's too much resistance. I got hard first then went to town
Lick the hole.
>>704995164
Check em
timestamp , then sharpie in pooper
>>704997199
winrar
>>704997199
Ohhhhh snap
>>704997199
ohhh shit. I'll get right on that
